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Destroy all humans by Dragonlord0 reviews
During the first landing on Earth, Crypto and Pox came across a boy who agreed to give them intel on the planet in exchange they would help him find his mother. Now Crypto has a partner as both learn to trust each other. Will they find his mother? Will the Human race survive this partnership? Find out here. Story Reuploaded
Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,255 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 12/24/2021 - Published: 5/7/2018
Alice The Hybrid One Giant Step On Mankind by Merriest Wood reviews
Orthopox has hit a bit of a problem during preparations for the invasion of earth. Luckily thanks to a probe spying on an interesting earthling that little problem shall soon be fixed. Not sure how happy the earthing in question is going to be about Orthopox's solution. oh well, let the carnage begin! disclaimer I do not own anything related to destroy all humans.
Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 7 - Words: 26,135 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 7/30/2021 - Published: 8/3/2020
Origins of the Invasion by DAHfan
A prelude to the 2020 remake that explores how the invasion of Earth was planned out, as well as how Pox, Crypto and Gastro all initially met. This story is to the DAH remake what Kingsglaive was to Final Fantasy XV.
Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,540 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/20/2020 - Complete
Signed Up by CastawayProxy reviews
Even by Furon standards 11 years old Crypto is everything but a model child. When he manages to get kicked out of the academy, his last chance to redeem himself is to gather field experience by working as an apprentice. Orthopox - the Commander he gets assigned to - however is not happy about having a child aboard, and the reasons for this foreshadow a dark future for furonkind.
Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,476 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/23/2018 - Complete
From the Ashes of Destruction by Umbra Erus reviews
What would happen if Path of the Furon was taken in a whole new direction? If the Nexos never came? If the saucer never crashed? This AU story takes our sarcastic extraterrestrial heroes on a different sort of adventure full of fiery ends and bright new beginnings.
Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 29,766 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/17/2014 - Complete
Destroy All Zombies! by Kiananuva12 reviews
Crypto finds himself stranded on Earth during a zombie plague. He never expect to find a home with a group of survivors...or to change as much as he did. But how long can they survive a zombie infested planet? Will they survive or will they fall to the plague? -Based on a dream-
Rated: M - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,282 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/23/2014
Destroy All Humans The Begining by brownc reviews
The Destroy All Humans Game didn't shed much light on what life was like for Pox on the Motherhship. Now you have that chance. Go through the DAH story line from Pox's point of view.
Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 435 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/27/2012
Destroy All Humans: Conspiracy by Jgheko Fett reviews
As the 2000s come into view and the war on terrorism grows, Emperor Orthopox sends Crypto and four other Furons down to Earth to dimsantle a terrorist organization centered in Russia. Rated M for some scenes of gore and violence.
Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,532 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/21/2012 - Published: 10/15/2011
Up the Tower! by CapitalGMA reviews
When Crypto watches too much earth T.V., he decides to climb up the most famous landmark in Belleville! How will it turn out for our favorite Furon?
Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,952 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/9/2011 - Complete
zomidifyder by grr580 reviews
When Crypto's weapons go missing, he blames the easiest target. Orthopox.
Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 752 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/4/2011 - Published: 6/11/2009 - Complete
Neuralgias's Rebellion by Jgheko Fett reviews
After the death of Emperor Meningitis, Neuralgias forms a splinter cell to kill Orthopox. Follows the tales of Neuralgias, Myelomeningocele, Trisomy 13, and Toxoplasma Gondii.
Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,061 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/5/2011 - Published: 9/2/2011 - Complete
Annihilate the Conformity! by CryptoChan-FURONart reviews
Bored of his life as a Furon soldier, Crypto decides to head out to a Rave. However, nothing is as it seems when he's dragged into the war against Furonic and Human conformity.
Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,992 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/17/2010 - Published: 5/15/2010
Crypto Knows by Me and Gaara 4ever reviews
A One-Shot. About Crypto and an OC named Li. Just him finding out her little secret. Read to find out. REVIEW!
Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,024 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/2/2010 - Complete
Day in the Life of Crypto by Miztermusik reviews
I hope you enjoy the ending! Rated T for violence, gore, and some slapping. Final Chapter!
Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,555 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 6 - Updated: 3/22/2010 - Published: 11/25/2008 - Complete
Challenge by Story Writing Guy reviews
Crypto starts to get bored of killing humans. How will he solve this problem? Read and review!
Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 932 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/19/2009 - Complete
Live For The One I Love by xEmerald Isle reviews
Crypto is quite out of character in this but anyway. Crypto goes down to Earth to get furon DNA but he meets a poor orphan girl named Lauren who he doesn't want to hurt. He looks after her until shes strong again. Then Pox gets a bad phone call... R&R
Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,701 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/28/2009 - Published: 8/10/2009 - Complete
The Furon Civil War by DAHfan reviews
Part 4. The Final confrontation. Can Pox and Crypto defeat this threat to their existance?
Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,703 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/20/2009 - Published: 2/7/2009 - Complete
The ExtraTerrestrial Crypto by Marcipie reviews
The mind is a tricky thing. You never know when it'll betray you, or save you. R&R
Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,896 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/7/2009 - Complete
Hot Dogs by Ronnie R15 reviews
Crypto wants 2 of his old guns back from Pox what will happen.Takes place after "Big Willy Unleashed".
Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 392 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/30/2008 - Published: 12/29/2008 - Complete
The Throne Room by DAHfan reviews
A Cutscene from the Upcoming Path of the Furon Game. Crypto and Pox arrive on Gorta, but they don't recieve a warm welcome.
Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 934 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/25/2008 - Complete