Chapter 1!
"Hey gramps, why'd you call for us?" Naruto asks as he and Naruko enter Hiruzen's office.
The old Hokage sighs and gestures for them to sit down across from him. "Well, as you know, the two of you are the last known living members of the Uzumaki Clan. And, as you are adults now that you're shinobi-"
"You want us to rebuild the clan." Naruko interjects, correctly guessing what Hiruzen was about to say, causing him to nod.
"And, to ensure that we have as few problems as possible, you're putting me in the CRA." Naruto follows up without missing a beat, earning another nod.
Hiruzen sighs. "I'm guessing that you were already expecting for this meeting to happen?"
The twins nod.
"Yep." Naruko begins.
"We knew it would come sooner or later." Naruto finishes.
Hiruzen looks between them a few times. "It would appear that your uncanny ability to read each other's minds has improved."
Naruto taps the back of his head. "It's fuuinjutsu allowing this."
"We created a new seal connecting our minds and senses. We can hear each other's thoughts, and we each see and hear everything that the other one sees and hears." Naruko says.
"We will not be giving the formula to you, though." Naruto begins.
"We are still working on a way to close the connection or remove the seal." Naruko continues.
"So far, all attempts to do either have ended in failure." Naruto finishes.
Hiruzen narrows his eyes and nods. "Understandable. It's probably not a good idea to use that seal when it can't be removed or blocked. Anyways, back to the topic of rebuilding the Uzumaki Clan."
The twins turn their full attention to Hiruzen, ending the mental conversation that had been going on in the background.
"Henceforth, I am giving you permission to use any means necessary to revive your clan. The only method you are not permitted to perform in order to revive your clan is raping your fellow konoha citizens. Other than that, do as you will."
The twins nod. "Don't worry, we would not hurt a loyal citizen of konoha unless it was absolutely necessary. Also, we have already begun. Ayame andMichikoshould be giving birth to my first children in approximately 7 months." Naruto says, Naruko nodding in confirmation.
Hiruzen raises an eyebrow. 'Sothat'swhy she's been acting weird for the past 2 months.' He says internally, thinking of his secretary. "Good work getting started, then. Remember; the ONLY line that you may not cross raping a fellow citizen of konoha. Other than that, there is no restrictions on who you may or may not breed. Any girl of any age, so long as it's consensual if she's a konoha citizen, is available for you to impregnate, and any girl you do end up impregnating is automatically considered to be one of your wives and is part of your family. Though, I would suggest holding off for 2 weeks."
The last part makes the twins both raise an eyebrow. "Why?" They ask simultaneously.
"You current apartment is rather small, is it not? I'm currently having a new home built for you on the land that your mother owned in the forest prior to her death during the Kyuubi attack. Though, I should note that the land has approximately the same size as the Uchiha compound, and your new home will be in the center of it, so very little of your land will be used for your home. As for what happens to the rest of the land, I will leave that for you to decide when you move in."
The mention if the Uchiha Clan causes the twins to gain thoughtful looks on their faces, before they speak up a few seconds after he finishes.
"Speaking of the Uchiha Clan, you will be having this discussion with Sasuke, too, right?" They question simultaneously
Hiruzen sighs and shakes his head. "Maybe some time in the future, but as of now I have no plans to. He has made it clear time and time again that he has no interest in rebuilding the Uchiha Clan until Itachi lays dead at his feet, so until such a time comes that Itachi dies, no, I will not be having this conversation with Sasuke."
Naruko nods. "Understandable. Am I correct in guessing that that's it for now?"
Hiruzen nods. "Yeah, that's it. Go home and do whatever it is that you usually do. You're dismissed."
The twins stand and leave after exchanging farewells with Hiruzen.