Entry 7:
I can't believe it. I don't even remember how long I've been here, but I'm finally FREE! Well… kind of.
Long story short, I fought some giant ugly chickens and Grime made me his LIEUTENANT!
It might've taken longer than I'd expected, but I told you I'd have these idiots right where I wanted them.
I went from being locked up in a dingy prison cell to having my own PALACE with running water, a huge bed, and an endless supply of HUMAN FOOD!
Fuck you Earth, this is getting good. I'm finally living large, like the girlboss/QUEEN that I am!
Oh shit, Anne and Marcy. I almost forgot about them. I hope they're doing as good as me right now. Probably not though. Anne's probably hiding in some cave afraid to face any confrontation while Marcy probably fell down 200 flights of stairs and broke every bone in her body. Maybe they're together and Anne's still keeping Marcy alive…
WITHOUT ME?!