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3:40 AM
"Rrrrgh…" Eggman growled, doing his best to try to cycle through the memes as quickly as he could. "Oh come on, another video?"
"I like singing!"
"I like dancing!"
"I like trains."
Eggman scratched his head as he watched a train run him over. "...I don't get it."
Meanwhile…
"Okay, anyone know where to start on… cutting through on this stuff? I'm open to suggestions here." Piers said.
"Hmmm…" Sephiroth rubbed his chin in thought before he snapped his fingers. "I know what to do."
"And what's that?" Gloria asked.
Sephiroth chuckled. "How comfortable are you with Bombing Runs?"
BGM: Bombing Mission (Final Fantasy VII Remake)
"You had me at bombing something." General Guy said.
"Now where are we going to get a lot of bombs at a time like this?" Captain Slime wondered.
"I know Marnie made a few of 'em." Piers said.
"That's just for shorting circuiting technology so no one can communicate with each other for a short period of time when we're invadin' the Mushroom Kingdom to kidnap Peach and well, stoppin' those from calling for back up. It typically comes back online within a day or two." Marnie explained. Not to mention giving us a fightin' chance in case Chiaki decides to help…
Gloria blinked. "I did not know you were that type of woman, lass."
"Well, I make a lot of stuff for Lord Bowser." Marnie shrugged. Now if I can just figure out a way to short circuit telekinesis for a while so the Ayami Twins and Rosie won't call for backup that way…
"Wait, isn't Luigi a Mechanist?" Qrow asked.
"Yeah, and I figured out the capabilities to make a bomb for my arsenal. However, I never got around to working on it since I'm not that type of guy."
"Aw come on, dude. Live a little!" Daisy teased, where the Shroobs chuckled a bit.
"However…" Luigi summoned some lasers. "I do have some exploding lasers. Stand-a back!"
"You're gonna need a lot more firepower than that." Dark magic swirled around Lysithea's wrists. "Let me help!"
"I'll just… uh… be the cheerleader!" Hilda said.
"Oh no, you won't." Qrow spoke up as he handed her Freikugel. "If we're wrecking this place, then so are you."
"Wha-where did you get that?!"
"You "casually" dropped it a little ways back thinking no one would notice. Guess what, missy? I noticed."
Anya yawned. "So did I, but I was too tired to say anything…"
Hilda sweatdropped. "Yaaaaaaay…"
"I swear, if you were in the Koopa Troop, I'd immediately have you straightened up in no time…" General Guy grumbled.
Meanwhile, back with Eggman…
"Hello, welcome to standing up school."
THUD
"Aaaand you fail!"
"Mmmph… this must be Japanese humor or something." Eggman grumbled.
BOOOOOOOOOOM!
"Gah! What in the name of…?!"
"Death Egg sustained heavy damage from within!"
"From within?! Let me take a look at-"
"Die potato!"
"Nooooooo-"
"I like trains."
"Oh no no no wait!"
Eggman sighed, watching the train go by. "Must be some advanced Japanese humor I don't know anything about…"
Just outside…
"Huh?" Reimu turned her head as she saw a massive fireball ejecting out of the Death Egg. She put her fingers to her ear. "Meta Knight, did you see that?"
"I have. It appears that a team is currently inside and sabotaging the Death Egg."
Sakuya appeared next to Reimu, quickly throwing some knives at some flying Egg Robos. "Have they gone inside yet?"
"No, they are still in the Egg Carrier from what I'm gathering."
"So someone else is messing with Eggman… interesting."
"I wonder if there's a hole that we can go into? Himiko and I are gonna take a look." Marisa said.
"What? Oh, like you two are gonna have all the fun!" Reimu flew after them.
"Hmm… why not?" Sakuya shrugged as she flew after Reimu.
End BGM
Back with Eggman…
"Doctor! We just got some news!" An Egg Robo siad.
"NOW what?" Eggman asked.
"Apparently there are trains popping in out of nowhere and crashing into anything!"
"TRAINS? What do you mean-"
"Hey kids, I brought you some cookies!"
"Cookies cookies cookies cookies-"
"I like trains."
"...Aaaand we just got a report that the cafeteria just got wiped out two seconds ago."
"WHERE ARE THESE BLASTED TRAINS COMING FROM?!" Eggman demanded, unaware that above them, a gap was opened as Yukari was casually leaning her head out while munching on some popcorn.
"Too easy."
Meanwhile…
"R3-B7, please… just stand down." Penny requested.
"Why should I? Robotnik was the one who betrayed me! Robotnik was the one who killed me! Robotnik threw me away! You held me in my final moments… I hold nothing against you, Penny… but as I said, if you get in my way-"
"I know… but please, just calm down. We're on our way to defeating Eggman-"
"Defeating? That's not good enough. He needs to be destroyed."
"And what will you do after Eggman is destroyed?" Kyoko asked, cautiously approaching.
"...I have not thought that far ahead. Perhaps read a book? Stare into the void and look at large big eyed ladybugs walking around like my other half does? Hang out with Orbot and Cubot? I'm not sure, but my main purpose is to-"
"That's not your main purpose, R3-B7." Penny said as she approached. Kyoko slowly drawing out her Megaphone Hacking Gun. Keebo took notice and slowly pulled out his hand to stop Kyoko.
"Then what is my main purpose? Staying inside of my obnoxiously happy counterpart while I do nothing? That doesn't sound like valuable time."
"Well-"
"And another thing, we'd end up just like those twins. I'd rather not have a life where we switch on the fly just like that. One of us has got to go, and it's not going to be me."
R3-B7 pointed at Penny. "And for the record… you are a terrible sister. You haven't told SAPR who she truly was. Most of you looked the other way and never bothered to tell the truth. All of you aren't exactly innocent! But you, Penny… SAPR is hurting because of the truth. You never told her. Morpho Knight mentioned my name and she got curious. Not once did you fully explain ever since that day. You just wanted to make things happy because my name brings nothing but horrible memories."
"That's not true!"
"Then why did you cry when I died in your arms?"
BGM: Luma (Super Mario Galaxy)
Penny said nothing, looking away.
"As a robot, you shouldn't have run away and just told SAPR everything the moment she asked about me. Instead, you quickly changed the subject to where she asked someone else, and everyone else kept changing the subject or acted dumb to where she got increasingly frustrated. Do you know how much that hurts? I shouldn't be feeling anything, but thanks to SAPR's sappy emotions, I'm feeling all sorts of things. Happiness, sadness, anger, curiosity… I'm trying really hard to ignore those but she's hurting. I keep telling myself I need to delete these emotions, but she won't budge."
R3-B7 clenched her fists. "I've changed… mentally and physically. Seriously, I didn't even have a mouth at all, but suddenly, I have hair and a mouth? It's so frustrating… but never mind that. If you really cared about SAPR, Penny… you wouldn't have avoided the question. You always answered all her curious questions, yet THIS was the one that drew the line?"
"That's enough…" Penny muttered.
"Not only that, but Nagisa was the only one who cared! Okay, true, that old geezer… Pietro, I think, came around and apologized. It took me a while to start caring about him, yet he's fine… but you? You never-"
"THAT'S ENOUGH!" Penny yelled. "Ever since you came back, I've felt nothing but grief. I know deep down that I should have come clean from the start… yet I was too scared to say anything."
"Tch… and to think I thought of you as brave back in space. Apparently you're nothing more than a coward."
"I'm not a coward! Every day… EVERY DAY… I tried to figure out a way to tell you, but I couldn't bring myself to say anything. I still remember the day when you woke up and you said "R3-B7 was the old me" and you needed a new name. You still had your memory of your name, but when we got back from the Crown Tundra, you were starting to malfunction. Dad turned you off so we could inspect you, and both of us found that you were starting to come back online. So dad proceeded to lock you away deep in her memory banks. Her memory of her name being R3-B7 was gone. And we hoped it would have stayed that way… until Morpho Knight happened."
Penny looked directly at R3-B7. "You want to know the real reason why we never told SAPR? Because there was something else that caught our attention. Your original programming managed to come back and SAPR's new programming fought against it, which started to tear her apart. Dad shut her down and stored the memory away, which also stored the old programming as well."
"What are you saying?"
"I didn't say anything not only because I was trying to figure out what to say, I was also protecting you. Your old programming was messing with SAPR and was killing her! I grew distant because I panicked… I was not ready to give my reasoning yet. When you looked into your old memories that day… I was horrified. But to my surprise, she hasn't been destroyed. She's still in there!"
"Obviously. If she dies, I die. Simple as that. But you really think you were protecting her? Why would you protect SAPR if you couldn't tell her?"
"Because I know how curious she can be, almost to a fault. I did this… because I love her."
R3-B7 rolled her eyes. "Oh please, how sappy can you get? Whatever, I'll just kill you and then I'll go kill-"
She stopped, clutching her head. "Nnngh…! What…? What are you…?! Why are you fighting your way out of… AAAARGH!"
She fell on her knees as Penny and Keebo quickly got to her side. Ruby used her semblance to get to her as well.
SAPR… what are you doing?!
"We can co-exist… but I'm taking the wheel now! You can take a backseat."
NO. We need to destroy Eggman!
"That's not who I am."
The blue robot's arm fell limp, her eyes slowly turning to normal.
"...I love you too."
End BGM
SAPR suddenly hugged Penny. "Thank you… for protecting me, Penny…"
Penny smiled, returning the hug. She frowned shortly after. "I'm sorry I never told you… I know how curious you can be and I was worried if I told you, you'd look into your memory banks and… I was scared I'd lose you…"
SAPR said nothing, rubbing her sister's back. "Now I know the truth… and I couldn't be happier… it… admittedly still stings that no one else wanted to tell me, but I can understand their reasonings. Just… promise me this one thing…"
"What is it?"
"We find a way to get rid of R3-B7… I'd rather not fall into a malicious mindset…"
"Malicious? What are you talking about? I'm just following my new directive, what's so malicious about that?"
We don't kill… especially if it's someone like Eggman.
"Well, maybe you don't…"
Penny smiled. "We'll find a way… I don't know how we'll do it, but… we'll find… well, something to get her out of you."
"Thank you." SAPR stood up, exhaled deeply and smiled. "So! Let's knock Eggman off of his pedestal!"
"Way ahead of you, sister!" Futaba grinned. "We're about to dock at the amusement park in T-Minus thirty seconds!"
"An amusement park?" Mando wondered, raising his eyebrow behind his helmet. "...You summoned us for an amusement park…"
"An interstellar amusement park built by a scientist who is hellbent on destroying Remnant, yes." Carmen nodded.
"Why would a mad scientist build an… amusement park in space?" Big Boss wondered. "Is he part of NASA?"
"I'm not sure what a "NASA" is, but I'm pretty sure he wants to have fun while blowing the hell out of this world." Jinx said. "Hey, if it helps, the lines will be shortened after the world blows up. Be in the front of the line over your favorite ride!"
"...I'd have front row seats to Splash Mountain? That sounds like a fair deal!" Sarge said, earning a smack upside the head from Carolina. "What?"
"A lineless amusement park…" Ryuko rubbed her chin. "Ah, but how would they get any money at that rate? Who'd keep the park afloat? The whole park will be shut down within a week, if it's lucky!"
"...Aw damn, you got a point there." Jinx shrugged.
"How exactly does this summoning work?" Bowser asked. "Is it current affairs or-"
"Sometimes it's through space and time." Carmen explained. "Although they have to fit from within the circle. No giants allowed."
"Aw what? We can't have Optimus Prime be summoned? That's bullshit!" Tucker complained.
"Well, at least we won't have to worry about Gojira…" Chiaki chuckled.
"Baby Godzilla that's about to hatch from the egg? I'm sure that'll be eligible!" Caboose said.
Chiaki sweatdropped. "...Oooor maybe we do."
"What are you talking about, Chiaki-chan? You can summon him because he has his own games!" Ibuki pointed out.
"Yeah, I'm aware of that… I'd rather not have him accidentally step on a friend, thank you very much."
"Okay, so just to get to know one another…" Nyx said. "What was the last thing you all did?"
"I killed my…" Big Boss paused. "...Boss." He said solemnly.
"Fighting Emperor Nefarious back in our dimension." Ratchet said.
"We just met Ahsoka Tano." Mando said.
"Well, I just totally cut off Nui's arms. Best humiliation I've ever done to her." Ryuko chuckled.
"MY AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARMS! OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD MY AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARMS! DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW VALUABLE MY ARMS ARE?! I'M THE GRAND COUTURIER!"
"That's why I chopped them off, dipshit!"
"I'm kidding~! If you chop them off, I can just pop them back on again~! …AH!"
"Ooops."
"AAAH!"
"Ooops again."
"AAAAAAAAAH!"
Ryuko chuckled. "Definitely my proudest moment."
"Nui's got skill issues, that's for sure." Deadpool nodded in agreement.
"Uh, what issue?" Ryuko blinked.
Nyx slowly took a step back from Ryuko with a nervous expression. "Oooookay, anyone else?"
"Let's see here…" Jinx started counting on her fingers. "Kidnapped my sister and her girlfriend, had her choose if I was to be Jinx or Powder, accidentally killed my only father figure, shot off a rocket toward the government… aaah… and then I was here."
"...Why were you doing that?" Mando asked.
"Long story. You got a few hours to kill?"
"It's a really sad one. You're definitely gonna feel sorry for her." Chiaki said.
"I don't do "sad"." Ryuko said.
"Your loss." Jinx rolled her eyes.
Chief took out his chip as Cortana appeared in front of him. "Where do we begin?" Chief asked.
"Let's see… Chief killed the Prophet of Truth, rescued me from High Charity from the Gravemind's grasp, flew to the fourth Halo Ring, fought the Flood, watched one of our friends get lasered by a damn near psychopathic floating orb of hypocritical nonsense, destroyed him, activated the Halo Ring, we hightailed it out of there by both Warthog and Ship, only we didn't make it in time as only Arbiter made it while we were currently stranded in space and well, as we were floating around, we ended up here." Cortana said. "Anything you wanna know?"
"...That's peculiar." Sora said. "I remember seeing this guy starting to get in a fight with another Spartan. I think he had a blue visor?"
Cortana blinked, turning directly to Chief. "Have you been fighting Spartans when Gravemind was messing with my mind?"
"Not that I was aware of…"
Sora grimaced. "Uh, maybe it was another Spartan who looked just like you! He had your voice though."
"My voice?" Chief asked as Donald and Goofy nudged Sora.
"Ah… uh… I mean… aheheheh, he was probably a fan of your work and wanted to sound just like you!"
"I see…"
"Eh, definitely a fanboy… can't say that's the weirdest thing we've ever heard…" Cortana said as Chief put her back in his helmet.
"For the record, Arbiter killed him." Chief said.
"Oh, but saying "you watched him die" doesn't sound as effective."
"As for us-"
"Ahem. We can worry about you two later. We need to go." Kyoko said. "We've already docked at the park."
"Right right, we'll tell you later." 9S said.
"Let's go."
"Huh?" Futaba looked at Chiaki's phone as she giggled a bit. "Did you actually make this meme?"
"Yeah, I was bored so I decided to make it. Pretty good, right?"
"Oh man, this is hilarious!" Futaba laughed. "I hope Egghead sees it!" She said as they took off.
With Eggman…
"Hey, here comes that trains-gender guy."
"I like trains."
"Rrrrgh, what is this girl's obsession with this "I like trains" thing!" Eggman grumbled as he clicked next, only for a meme to pop up. "Hmmm?"
Introducing the cast members for the Team Fortress 2 movie!
Nathan Vetterlein as The Scout
Ryan Reynolds as The Soldier
Mr. T as The Pyro
Kevin Hart as The Demoman
Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson as The Heavy
Mike Pollock as The Engineer
"Hmm, that Mike Pollock looks like a rather handsome fellow…" Eggman mused.
Chris Pratt as The Medic
Hugh Jackman as The Sniper
Steve Blum as The Spy
Angelina Jolie as The Administrator
Natalie Portman as Miss Pauling
And Jack Black as Saxton Hale
"Huh… fascinating…" Eggman mused. "I like this Mike Pollock fella as The Engineer. That seems rather fitting!" He said as he clicked next.
"EVERYBODY DO THE FLOP!"
"Oh come on! Another one of these?"
Meanwhile…
"Everything's perfect for this new and improved Death Egg Robot!" An Egg Robo said.
"EVERYBODY DO THE FLOP!"
At that moment, the Death Egg Robot flopped to the ground and exploded violently, causing a few Egg Robos to go with it.
An Egg Robo scientist dropped its clipboard and fell to its knees in despair.
Back with Eggman…
"EVERYBODY DO THE FLOP!"
"WHY IS THIS ON REPEAT?!" Eggman demanded.
It then changed. "Oh good."
"Hello mine turtle!"
"Hello!"
Click
"Oh."
BOOM
Eggman sighed. "Never mind…"
Back with the others…
"Ryan Reynolds, huh…" Deadpool mused as he looked at the meme in question. "Quite the charming fellow, all things considered. Not bad!" He handed Chiaki back her phone as they walked around to the center of the park.
"Alright, so it looks like there are many different sectors here." Kyoko said as she looked around. "However, I believe only one area has the key to get us to the Death Egg."
"So, split up then?" Aoi asked.
"Absolutely. Let's go." Kyoko said and with a nod, everyone split up.
However, Bowser immediately took notice of a fireworks stand nearby.
"Hmmmm!" He rubbed his chin with a smirk.
"I'm going to be honest." Watts said as he walked with Hazel. "I was not expecting a reunion between us."
"Indeed. I figured you wouldn't have betrayed Salem."
"Unlike her, I actually have a conscience. Seeing as how I looked into Eggman's plans after he outed Cinder, I… had second thoughts about everything."
"That's understandable." Hazel nodded.
"So, you seem to be doing well for yourself. You seem a lot happier too. Finally moved on from Gretchen?"
"Amongst other things, yes. About a few days ago, I found out I had more family members than I had thought."
"Oh?"
"The Strauss Family."
"Really? Well, perhaps you'd ought to introduce me to 'em." Watts said as they walked off together.
"Tyrian still insane?"
"In all due respect, I feel like he's gotten worse after the Summer Maiden bisected him."
Hazel blinked. "...Edelgard bisected him? And he lived through that?"
"Honestly, you can probably pull Tyrian's heart out and crush it, and he'd still somehow be able to keep fighting for his "goddess"."
"Somehow… that does not surprise me."
Nearby, Nora immediately took notice of a beach. "Eh? A beach in a place like this?" She wondered before smiling. "Well, let's take a look at this! Come on. Magnhild!"
"Tinka!"
The two of them walked off, where nearby, Jinx took notice of this. "Hmm? Hey, that looks like fun!" She said as she walked after the duo, followed by a few more who got curious.
BGM: Seaside Hill - Modern (Sonic Generations)
Simulcoast Zone - Act 1 - Nora/Magnhild, Jinx, Ryuko, Yelena, Ibuki, Sonic
"Wow, he's made an entire beach for himself. Probably wanting to sip a mimosa while watching the world burn." Sonic said.
"He's made an artificial sun too. Talk about details." Nora said. "Welp! Time to knock it down a peg! Or several!"
"That's what we do best!" Ibuki grinned.
Jinx chuckled. "Now that's what I wanna hear!" She said as they took off running through the sand as some Choppers breached out of the water to try and chomp down at them, only for Ryuko to cut through them.
"...Wait, they're robots?" Ryuko picked up the robot parts.
"You couldn't tell from the metal skin?"
"I mean, it looked convincing." Ryuko shrugged.
"Right, and you'll break your teeth if you tried to chomp down."
Ryuko rolled her eyes. "Whatever, dude."
"Who are you talking to?" Yelena asked.
"Huh? Oh, nothing. Don't worry about it. I tend to talk to myself quite a lot." She lied as Yelena raised an eyebrow before shrugging.
Yeah, that's a lie. Ibuki giggled.
"Sheesh…" Ryuko shook her head and looked down. "You'd think they've seen a girl talking to their own shirt before."
"I don't think that's even a thing, Ryuko…"
"Bah, that's because you're one of a kind, Senketsu. …Okay, two of a kind, but you know what I mean."
The group continued to walk around as they were met with some Crabmeat that Sonic spin dashed into as they continued to run around as some more Choppers, followed by Chop Chops breached out but Jinx mowed them down until nothing remained of them.
They soon found a boardwalk as they walked on, and found some dash panels. Sonic immediately hopped on and dashed away while everyone else looked at them cautiously… until Jinx, Ibuki, Nora and Magnhild hopped on.
"WAHOOOOOOO!" All three cheered.
Ryuko and Yelena blinked as they looked at each other before shrugging as they hopped on. "WHOOOOOOOOOA!" Ryuko yelled.
Yelena said nothing, but instead she laughed as they dashed across the boardwalks, running over a few Crabmeats that had no chance as they leapt through a dash panel that sent them flying in the air before they landed directly into the sand across the water.
"What took ya slowpokes so long?" Sonic asked, casually leaning against a palm tree with a Coconuts destroyed next to him.
"Ah, whatever!" Ibuki laughed.
"Dobrota, (Goodness) I feel like Natasha'd have some fun with this…" Yelena said as they continued on, going through a small cave that provided some shade before they walked out, only to find themselves at a dead end with a large body of sand.
However, the tide rolled in and covered the sand, where at that moment, a large Chopper came out of the water and tried to attack them, but they quickly avoided it as the Chopper turned around and started to bury itself in the shallow water to act like a shark, before breaching out and trying to chomp down on Yelena, but she backflipped away and used her Black Widow's Bite to paralyze the Badnik.
The Badnik flailed about until Magnhild swung her hammer to knock it up into the air as Nora instinctively fired her grenade launcher right as the same time as Jinx fired her rocket launcher, with both of them hitting their intended target and exploding, causing bits of the Chopper to fall to the ground.
Nora and Jinx looked at each other. "You have a Rocket/Grenade Launcher?!" They both said in unison before their eyes sparkled. "BESTIES!" They both cheered, hugging each other.
"Ooooh great, now there's two Noras." Sonic sweatdropped.
"Tinka Tink!"
"Okay, three." Sonic said, causing the Tinkaton to smile.
"Ah, Ibuki thinks there's nothing to worry about." Ibuki grinned.
"...I don't know why, but I feel like these two would get along with Mako…" Ryuko said.
"Oh god, I can see it…" Senketsu sweatdropped.
At that moment, a large Spring appeared in front of them as Sonic hopped on and bounced away, where several other spring platforms appeared as he bounced between them as the others did the same.
Simulcoast Zone - Act Two
"Huh, are those pirate ships?" Sonic wondered as he landed on the ship, where he took notice of the masts hanging onto railings above them. "Ooooh, pirate ship rides. Nice." He said as the others landed near him.
Once they were all there, the ship began to move on its own. They quickly took off, only they noticed the ship was larger than your average ship ride as it started to do a full flip. Everyone quickly found something to hold on to as they were upside down for a few moments before it made a complete rotation.
"Hmmm…" Sonic rubbed his chin in thought.
"Ooooh, getting an idea?" Ibuki asked.
"Oh yeah!" Sonic nodded as when the ship calmed down, they quickly jumped off of the bow of the ship and landed on another where several Egg Robos were taking a ride, only for Ryuko to cut their heads off.
"Sorry, no freeloaders!" Ryuko said as the ship barely rocked as they continued on as they found a spring and leapt across a ship that was upside down, only for it break off and fell into the water below with several Choppers surrounding the ship in question.
They landed on another ship right as it was about to complete a turn. However, the wood was hollow as they landed inside the ship instead. This didn't deter them as they continued on as boxes and barrels slid against the ship. To their surprise, even though the ship was upside down, there was some odd gravity within the ship, having them stay firmly planted on the ground. However, they could feel their stomachs turning as the ship made a rotation.
However, the equipment inside was moving all over the place.
"Deystvitel'no? Nichego ne prikrucheno?" (Really? Nothing's bolted down?) Yelena asked in bewilderment as they continued across while dodging the items before they found a spring and launched out of a hole in the ship, launching toward another Pirate Ship.
As they continued running across the next one, they would find a Pirate Ship parallel to them, but it was moving opposite of it as they had to time it correctly… and jumped between the gap as a Chopper breached out and tried to bite down at them.
End BGM
The ship they jumped toward was a bit smaller as they ran across and then jumped via springs and landed on one last ship, where they met a robot pirate captain before them as it had a sword, a typical pirate hat, an eyepatch, a robotic peg leg and even a hook in the other hand.
"Yo ho ho, time to make ya walk the plank!" Ibuki said as everyone got into position as the Pirate Captain pointed his sword toward them and got in a stance, where the hook immediately transformed into a flintlock.
BGM: Flags of Fury (Kingdom Hearts III)
Avast Ye! - Robot Pirate Captain
The Pirate Captain proceeded to aim and fire at Ryuko, but she quickly used her scissor blade to deflect it as she quickly lunged forward and slashed at the robot, but he countered her. However, Ryuko backflipped away and reached for the bracelet on her wrist.
"Heh, you're gonna regret that!" She said, pulling it back. "Raaaaaaah! Life Fiber Synchronize!"
*record scratch*
Everyone, including the Pirate Captain, looked on in awe at Ryuko's transformation… not to mention it made everything more revealing.
"What? Never seen a girl flaunt it before?"
"And I thought Yang and Akane liked to flaunt it." Nora blinked. "Then again, they were never that revealing…"
"Daaaaamn…" Jinx gave her a once over while Yelena discreetly took a picture and sent it to Kate.
"Holy SHIT." - Kate
"Right?!"
"Hang on, I gotta show the Blades and Asahina this!"
Sonic blushed a bit before looking away, noticing the Robot Captain's flintlock switching to flowers as it got on one knee, causing Ibuki to snicker.
"WHAT THE SHIT IS WRONG WITH YOU, PERVERT?!" Ryuko kicked the Robot Captain away.
Meanwhile…
"Kate… why would I want to see this?" Aoi asked with a tilted head.
"What, not your type?"
"No, it's just… I've seen this before."
"Oh… my bad!" Kate sheepishly rubbed the back of her head while Pyra and Mythra looked at each other.
"I know that look." Pyra said.
"Oh come on, what's a little playfulness gonna do~?" Mythra teased, sending the picture en masse to everyone else.
With Jade…
"Hmmm…" Jade looked over at the picture that Mythra sent her. "Hey, here's a potential girlfriend for you."
"Oh?" Nyx looked at the scroll. "...Mmm, pass."
"Really? Dang, you're missing out." Futaba teased, causing Jade to snicker.
"I dunno, girl's way too edgy for my tastes." Nyx shrugged.
With Yang…
Yang stared at the photo in bewilderment. "Oh come on, I like to flaunt it but not that much! That's totally Akane and Esdeath's department!" She said as she walked off. "Weirdo…"
"That's ironic coming from you." Byleth said.
"What? …Okay, yeah, you're right, but whatever."
Back with the others…
*Ahem*... Resume BGM
"God, never thought a robot would be a damn flirt…" Ryuko growled as the Robot Pirate got back up, quickly tossing away the flowers as he shot at Ryuko, but she sliced through the bullets as Yelena and Ibuki flanking him as Ibuki strummed her guitar as lightning bolts came out and electrocuted the Robot Pirate as Yelena threw a few punches before sweep kicking to knock the robot pirate to the ground.
With a growl, the Robot Pirate got back up and stomped the ground, causing the boat to activate and swung around. Sonic immediately started running back and forth, which in turn, caused the boat to swing harder alongside his speed.
"Woooo, ride 'em along~!" Jinx cheered as she pulled out a few grenades. "Hey, wanna take a swing?"
Nora grinned. "Oh yeah!" She immediately changed her weapon to its hammer mode, causing Jinx to jawdrop before grinning ear to ear as she tossed the grenades to her as Nora swiftly swung and sent them flying as even Magnhild got involved.
The Robot Pirate got back up, only to get peppered by the grenades as Nora tossed the hammer to Jinx as she eagerly squealed before jumping over and slamming the hammer into the robot's head, then she swatted him into the captain's room, switching to its grenade launcher form while Jinx tossed her rocket launcher to Nora as they both fired directly into the captain's room.
"...Should we intervene?" Yelena wondered.
"Naaaaaaaaah. They're fine!" Ibuki waved it off as the robot pirate stepped out of the ship with a loud growl, only for Sonic to have built enough momentum to spin dash directly into the robot captain as the ship went forward, which thanks to Sonic's momentum, caused the ship to do several complete rotations… before it stopped upside down and fell into the water below.
End BGM
Everyone swam underwater, while Ibuki snagged a Water Bubble and threw it to Sonic who instantly broke the item box. "Phew…" Sonic smiled as they swam/walked across the water until they found a secret underwater tunnel and swam through it before they went up to an air pocket.
Said air pocket contained land as they walked out of the water as they discovered it was a secret passage, where they walked along out of curiosity before finding a switch and an elevator.
"Do not touch! That means you, Sonic! - Eggman"
Everyone glanced at each other before Sonic walked up to it as he casually pressed the switch. "Ooops!" He grinned smugly as they went into the elevator.
Back at the park, a light bridge opened up directly toward the Death Egg. However… it only stopped midway, something that Kyoko immediately noticed.
"So there's two." Kyoko said to herself as she immediately picked up the pace. Excitement slowly built inside of her.
Meanwhile, back with Eggman…
"Rrrrrgh…"
"It's a lovely day to walk down the road and if I ever stop singing, I will explode~!"
"Hey Steven!"
"What have you done…"
BOOM!
"Come on… how many of these are there?!"
"Sir, there's been an explosion somewhere in the Death Egg!"
"YOU DON'T THINK I KNOW THAT?!"
"Come on everybody, do the whale dance!"
THUD!
"AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
Eggman folded his arms, tapping his elbows in annoyance. He let out a small "hmph".
"Was that amusement?" Orbot asked while Cubot couldn't contain his laughter.
"Beep beep, I'm a sheep, I said beep beep I'm a sheep!"
"Baaaaa."
"Lame…"
"BEEP BEEP, I'M-A SHEEP, I SAID BEEP BEEP IM-A SHEEP~! BEEP BEEP, I'M-A SHEEP, I SAID BEEP BEEP I"M-A SHEEP~"
"That doesn't make any SENSE!" Eggman complained.
"You're leavin' me?"
"Sorry Eddie, I've met a real man!"
"Hi babe, yes I am real man, you wanna go skateboards?"
"These aren't even funny…" Eggman growled.
Suddenly, a message popped up on the screen.
"Enjoy the dry sandpaper sex your computer systems are about to get!"
A devil horned emoji was placed after the message.
"Dry sandpaper… what?" Eggman wondered.
"All your base are belong to us!"
Immediately after that, he was met with the blue screen of death.
"GRAAAAGH!" Eggman yelled. "Blue screen death of me, will you?!"
He immediately got up, pounding the keyboard in frustration.
"Fine then. I'll have to do things by myself!" He said as he walked off.
"Sir…?" Orbot wondered.
"You want to play ball, Futaba? Fine then. Let's play ball…"
Deadpool: All that IQ and he doesn't have a taste for the fine arts of those clips...
Ibuki: Such a shame. *shakes head* Tsk tsk.
*laughs* Thanks Cody for those ideas! And thanks for Flash for that little inside joke at the end. If you know, you know. Oh, and there's also a poll for you guys to check out on my profile page.