WE'RE BACK FOLKS!🎉🎉🎉
After rewatching Who Framed Roger Rabbit and after watching Chip 'N' Dale: Rescue Rangers movie. I can safely say one thing.
"That Roger Rabbit's film is still better?" Maverick asked.
Alright I can safely say two things. That and the fact that since both Who Framed Roger Rabbit and Chip 'N' Dale: Rescue Rangers featured a lot of references and characters that aren't Disney. Like Bugs Bunny. Daffy Duck. Looney Tunes. Droopy. Woody Woodpecker. Batman VS ET. Ugly Sonic and so many other people.
Because of this. ToonTown in these next two chapters will feature characters that aren't Disney. And I came up with a set up for the city to balance everything and everyone out as they appear.
After all, it's not just the Multiverse that has infinite possibility. A world of cartoons can too.
Also for the Muppet shows. I will be featuring a reference to Celine Dion's song Ashes, in the style of both her music video, and the opening to Deadpool 2.
I will even do a parody of the famous Smosh video 'First Person Shooters Suck!'
But before we dive in. Let's answer some comments.
SPYRO 101: Thank you Buddy! Oh this one will feature some characters and cameos. While I can't bring them all in, gotta avoid the risk of overcrowding these chapters. I will be featuring some characters none of you expected would ever show up. And the story will explain their existence. Also yes. It's good to have Rapunzel and the rest of Orion's family become familiar with the people he met and the places he had seen. Especially since there are more worlds coming in the future. 👍😉
RustyPete12: Thank you! Oh yeah. This all had to happen. A trip down memory lane. Especially with Tim Allen's Santa Clause. And the Muppets are the entertainment of these chapters. I'm sorry to hear about the day you had. But I'm glad to know I could perk you up. Oh I think you had some good guesses on who the main one responsible for the sabotages might be. One thing's for sure. Not just one person is responsible, but there is one guy pulling all of the strings. 👌😉
Alright! Now that we're all here!
LET'S GET DANGEROUS!😎
Cartoons Of A Certain Network
Evening at the ToonTown Auditorium...
The Muppet show was going completely well as Mickey and his friends. Rapunzel and her friends were there in their seats. Even Orion sitting on the other side of her with his wife Friday next to him. Yozora was sitting next to his girl as well.
The next performance started as Kermit walked on stage behind a red curtain. And looked at the audience.
"And now. For a culinary performance by our very own, Swedish Chef." Kermit announced as he earned an applause from the audience before walking off the stage.
Then the curtains opened to show the set of a restaurant-like kitchen. And Swedish Chef was standing behind the counter doing a little dance with two spoons in his hands as his theme played.
"Yorn desh born~ der ritt de gitt der gue,~ Orn desh, dee born desh, de umn bork! bork! bork!~" Swedish Chef warbled his theme.
"This is why I never hire anyone to cook my meals at home." Orion remarked.
"Is it because you don't know what he's saying? Because I don't have that issue." Rapunzel said teasingly. "I learned it from a couple of the cooks back at the castle."
"So when my trading card says that the Smokin Mav Man himself can translate any language down to even ancient Egyptian and Groot speech. They clearly lied." Orion sarcastically reminded.
He can translate and speak all languages in existence since the M Ring gave him this ability.
"Always trying to one up me eh, Mr.?" Rapunzel asked teasingly with a wry smirk.
"Dream on, Sis. If they saw us duking it out. They'd think Princess Barbie and the Blue Ranger are kickboxing." Orion snorted.
Meanwhile, Swedish Chef tossed the spoons away and announced his special dish. Sweet N Sour Spicy Chicken Wings.
"Idag ska jag ta fram ett gammalt familjerecept. Svenska Sweet N Sour Spicy Chicken Wings . Använder en hink Carolina Reaper Rectum Wrecker. och en tunna giftigt avfall." Swedish Chef announced as he brought out a bucket of Carolina Rectum Wrecker hot sauce. And a barrel of melted Toxic Waste.
"I hope he means the candy and not the actual thing." Eugene skeptically said as he saw that toxic waste barrel.
"Yeah. I think he mixed the two up and grabbed real toxic waste." Rapunzel said with a nervous smile. "Best case scenario, he's gonna need a doctor from eating that stuff when he's done. Or worst case scenario, he's gonna bring some toxic chicken monster to life."
"If that's worst case scenario. Be ready for an ass whooping." Friday said ad she cracked her knuckles making them spark a bit.
Just as the Swedish Chef dumped the chicken into a red mixing bowl. He added a dash lemon pepper. Some sprinkled chives. Garic power.
"Och nu lägger vi till den varma såsen." Swedish Chef said as he dumped the bucket of hot sauce into the mixing bowl. "Och nu avfallet.."
Then he added the Toxic Waste. Causing the bowl to glow green. Then the chef picked up the bowl and went over to the refrigerator. And noticed it was gone. "Huh? Herbiny go? Vart tog det vägen?" Swedish Chef asked as he wondered where the fridge went.
Then we see the Muppet fridge running away as it passed by the chef.
"YOU'RE NOT PUTTING THAT SICK STUFF IN ME!" The Muppet Fridge yelled.
"Hey! Herbin bck her!" Swedish Chef yelled as he shook his fist while running after the fridge while holding the mixing bowl in his other arm.
They ran around the kitchen as the chef chased the fridge. Causing the audience to laugh.
"Morons." Friday snorted as she took a piece of Toxic Waste candy and put one in her mouth.
While Orion took a tub of red Toxic Waste Slime Licker Squeeze and squirted some on his tongue.
"So that's what he was to put inside his chicken? Can I try?" Rapunzel asked while laughing.
"Mhm." Orion nodded as his lips closed up and he handed Rapunzel a blue tube and Eugene the green one.
"Uh uh. Uncle Monty's sour balls are my limits with that crap. I live to endorse not to endure." Lance shook his hands saying he doesn't want any. Sour candy was never his shtick anyway.
"Thanks." Rapunzel said before trying her sour candy. "Hmmm. This is great.
"Yeah?" Eugene said before trying his own candy, his face puckering instantly. "I think I no longer have lips."
"Huh?" Lance asked as he couldn't understand him.
"I fnk if nff lgnr hff lfps." Eugene muffled as his lips were sucked in and completely puckered.
Then the Swedish Chef was still chasing after the fridge. When suddenly he slipped on some hot sauce drips and fell on the floor with the foreboding slapstick cartoon sound affects and dropped the mixing bowl into the open deep fryer. Causing it to glow and shake.
"Uh oh." Both the fridge and the chef said before...
***BOOOOM!***
The audience winced from the flash of green light as suddenly a complete plate of delicious Sweet N Sour fried Hot wings appeared on the counter top of a burnt down kitchen. The fridge was walking around looking dizzy as he was covered in ash. While Swedish Chef who was also covered in ash stood in front of the counter with the wing dish.
"Och nu ska vi prova rätten." Swedish Chef declared as he took a bite of a wing. "Hmmm. Utsökt."
Then the Chef grew chicken wings on his back the size of eagle wings. And waved at the audience. "Bye bye."
And then he flew off into the ceiling as the curtains were closing and the fridge rose up.
"Does anyone have pepto?" The Fridge groaned before he fell backwards and was knocked out.
Then the curtains closed as the audience clapped.
"Bravo! Bravo!" Rapunzel cheered while clapping and laughing. "I think that's the funniest skit that the chef has done so far."
Then the Hecklers shook their heads at the performance.
"How would you rate that meal?" Statler asked.
"Whatever the bathroom has later." Waldorf remarked about what the hot wings will do.
"DOH- Hohohohohohohohoho!" The Hecklers laughed from their seats.
Then Kermit walked on the stage to make another announcement.
"And now here is the beautiful Miss Piggy and her performance dedicated to Celine Dion." Kermit announced.
"Please don't be Titanic, please don't be Titanic, please don't be Titanic, please don't be Titanic." Orion whispered with his eyes shut and his fingers crossed.
"Her hit single, Ashes." Kermit announced.
"Oh thank Christ." Aiden exhaled in relief as he slumped in the chair.
Then suddenly the curtains opened up as Miss Piggy was walking out in a white long dress. As she stood on the stage in the background. And Miss Piggy took a swig of a a special throat spray.
"Wait...Isn't that your special voice changing throat spray?" Yozora realized as he asked Orion.
"I really need to put turrets in my lair." Orion sighed as he shrugged. "Oh well. Better get in costume."
Then Orion teleported as he came in behind the building set as the Maverick and used visuals of fire around the building. Then suddenly. Miss Piggy sang with the voice of Celine Dion as the fire visuals spread across the burning building in the background.
"What's left to say?~ These prayers ain't working anymore~ Every word shot down in flames~ What's left to do with these broken pieces on the floor?~ I'm losing my voice calling on you~ 'Cause I've been shaking~ I've been bending backwards 'til I'm brooooke~ Watching all these dreams go up in smoooooooke!~ Let beauty come out of aaaasheeeeees~ Let beauty come out of asheeeeeeees!~ And when I pray to God all I ask iiiiiiiiis!~ Can beauty come out of asheeeeeeees!~" Miss Piggy sang beautifully with Celine Dion's voice as the background visuals of the Maverick standing in battle was shown. Another with him. Running with his keyblades. Another with him standing on a rooftop in the rain, while looking at the audience and holding up a picket sign that reads *'I forgot to add battle scars.'*
Even a visual of bullet shells following after a corridor of Maverick images aimed and shot a stuffed Heartless doll. And Maverick's head rose as his eye winced from a bullet shell bumping on the side of his head. Making him look over.
"Can you use these tears to put out the fires in my soul?~" 'Cause I need you here, whooooa!~ 'Cause I've been shaking~ I've been bending backwards 'til I'm broke~ Watching all these dreams go up in smooooooooke!~" Miss Piggy kept singing as a visual of more Maverick in battle scenes were visually displayed in the background. And then four visuals of the Maverick stood back to back like a group as they posed and pointed their neon pistols before it zoomed in and showed Maverick falling from a building. Then a visual of his two keyblades spun around to show Maverick posing his booty like a sexy model.
"Let beauty come out of asheeeeeeeeees!~ Let beauty come out of asheeeeeeeees!~ And when I pray to God all I ask iiiiiiis!~ Can beauty come out of asheeeeeeeeees!" Miss Piggy sang with the beautiful voice of Celine Dion still as Maverick hung over a chair and arched back as a rain of neon bullet cases fell over him like a shower. After he pulled a cord. Then Maverick was shown laying on the side of a giant version of Rapunzel's frying pan. Making a snow angel out of butter. Before a fire waved over. And Miss Piggy was shown on stage as she sang the last note.
"Can beauty come out of aaaaaaasheeeeeees.~" Miss Piggy sang the last note softly as the potion finally wore off.
Then the audience cheered and clapped loudly.
"Yay! That was amazing!" Rapunzel cheered as she clapped. "You rock, little brother!"
With the Hecklers however. As always they shook their heads.
"Well, I have to admit. That was a great performance." Waldorf said to Statler after the two clapped.
"Yeah, it was." Statler agreed. "Although, there's one thing I wish they would have done differently."
"What's that?" Waldorf asked.
"The performers." Statler said.
"DOH- Hohohohohohohohoho!" The Hecklers laughed from their seats.
"Well they're not wrong." Friday teased knowing her husband can hear her while she was just smirking.
Just then Maverick came on the big screen from behind Miss Piggy, looking down at her.
"That was amazing! That was the best pork dish I've ever had, bar none! My Bubbie will kill me!" Maverick clapped.
"Why thank you." Miss Piggy gave a curtsy to the screen.
"No, thank you!..." Maverick nodded and added. "We need to do it again!"
"Okay? Why?" Miss Piggy inquired weirdly up at him.
"Well it's too good. Yeah, this is the Muppets in ToonTown, not Love Again. Celine was the only reason that film was good with you having her voice, you were like an 11. We need to get you down to a 5 or a 5½ tops. Just phone it in." Maverick declared from the screen.
Miss Piggy turned to the screen looking offended.
"Listen! This thing goes to 11 and nothing else! So beat it, Iron Man!" Miss Piggy snapped and humph as she walked out with her head pompously held high. While Maverick watched her.
"God I should've left the NSYNC potion out instead." Maverick sighed before the screen turned off.
As everyone still clapped at the performance. And Orion teleported back to his seat and took a swig of his soda cup.
"I hope she doesn't hold it against Stark too much. He was being too cynical." Orion shook his head as he sipped. Acting like he didn't say those things.
"I'm sure she'll get over it... Eventually." Rapunzel said with a smirk.
Just then Kermit the frog walked out onto the stage.
"Thank you everyone. That concludes our first act of the show. Our second act will resume tomorrow in the afternoon. Please enjoy the Million Dream Festival and don't forget to vote on who gets the reward as the one million dream. And to the Guardians and the royal family of Corona. We the Muppets thank you for your support. Good night." Kermit announced as everyone clapped.
And as the show concluded. Everyone was getting up to leave. Daisy assisted the group on which hotel they would be staying at.
Down at a premium Suite at the House Of Mouse hotel...
The hotel was pretty luxurious, mildly like Vagas or a fancy hotel in San Diego. But either way it had the Disney-like flair as they were assistance with their bags by the bellboy Droopy. Who dropped everyone's bags off
"This place is reserved for Mr Forge and his family." Droopy said as he let everyone in.
And everyone really just included Lance. Eugene. And Rapunzel at the moment since the other Guardians were around town. Hoshi and Friday were out doing late night shopping. Rocket and Groot were doing a little mercenary-like detective work while Yozora was around doing a search of his own for whoever is trying to sabotage the festival.
Orion was on his way.
But Rapunzel. Eugene and Lance were ready to call it a night. But were amazed by their hotel room.
"Well this is...Pretentious." Eugene looked amazed.
"But with all the right angles." Lance added with the same amazed expression.
"Ryan really knows how to pick a room." Rapunzel said as she looked around the suite.
It was large. The walls were red with Mickey Mouse Logos on it. There was a dining room table on one side, two glass doors on the two corners, leading to the balconies. There was a lounge area with several soft chairs, a couch, and a foot rest. There was a flat screen TV over a fireplace. And there were several doors leading to the bedrooms and bathrooms.
"My number's on the red button. If you need anything else. Enjoy your stay." Droopy slumped as he held his hand out for a tip.
Orion teleported from behind Droopy and left a couple of hundred dollar bills.
"There's plenty more where that came from, Gloomy." Orion said as he walked over to the couch.
"It's Droopy. Have a nice night." Droopy gloomily responded as he left.
"Sheesh, that dog is everyone." Lance muttered and yawned.
Then Orion placed a map of ToonTown on the coffee table as he sat down.
"Alright, Guard Dogs. Or at least the ones that aren't about to pass out. Hustle up." Orion announced.
"Sorry, Kid. I'm on fumes. Need to rejuvenate." Eugene yawned as he walked into one of the bedrooms.
"Same here. Call me in the..." Lance passed out and slept on the floor of another bedroom, while snoring really loudly.
They shouldn't have parties too hard outside with all of the refreshments and soda.
"Don't worry. I still have plenty of energy." Rapunzel said before walking over to Orion. "So, what's going on?"
"I'm sure you've heard about some animated bozos called the Beagle Boys are trying to ***k up the festival while under the radar." Orion said as he was placing photos of certain members and adding sticky notes on the side of the map.
"Yeah. Rocket told me about them. He and Groot, along with Kiera and Catalina were planning on catching them if and when they cause trouble." Rapunzel said.
"I know. Spike and I assigned them to take care of the loose mutts within their ranks. Friday and I did some digging around this ink driven town and I had at least three possible suspects within the three of the main districts around the city." Orion said as he circled three of the districts of ToonTown.
"Really? Where?" Rapunzel asked as she looked at the map.
"Well first we have the Viacom District. Here all of the 90s and early 2000s Nicktoon cartoons live." Orion said as he showed the Viacom District. They had towns like Bikini Bottom under the ocean. Retroville and towns like Dimmsdale all in one.
"Are you serious? Cartoon characters from Nickelodeon also exist here too?" Rapunzel asked with awe.
"Oh yeah. Well. Most of them. I don't know about Loud House and the Rugrats moved out when they grew up and after All Grown Up ruined their career. But most of the writers that are inspired to write stories and fairy tales and even comic book stuff. We all know, they all know that they are all mostly influenced by the inspiration of Kingdom Hearts. Their cartoon writer's careers exist because of these people." Orion stated and reminded. "Those characters live their lives in this world. And those lives inspire cartoon makers and episode writers."
"Woah. My mind is officially blown." Rapunzel said.
"Can it be blown any further at this point?" Orion snickered. "Your mind probably looks like liquid bubble gum at this point."
"I'm sure my mind can take a few dozen more." Rapunzel said back.
"You might need more than a dozen. Because the other two are in the same range in era. The second place is the Hanna-Barbera district. Where folks from the early days live. From Flintstones to Scooby-Doo. Even 90s and early 2000s folks like Dexter Boy Genius. Johnny Bravo. Even the PowerPuff Girls." Orion said and he pointed at certain familiar cities like Townsville in the district.
"Really?!" Rapunzel exclaimed excitedly. "Oh wow. I love the Mystery Incorporated Team."
"Just be careful around them. They might think you're a ghost in disguise and try to pull your really long wig. But Velma might be secure to be around. Especially since she took some time off for a date she met on the set for last year's Halloween special." Orion remarked as he showed a photo of Velma next to her date Coco Diablo.
"Aww. Those two look so cute together." Rapunzel said while gushing.
"Well she definitely needed it after her politically correct doppelgänger and Max formally known as HBO made that God awful adult Velma series. I mean they didn't even have Scooby-Doo in the show! What the actual ***k were they thinking?! Turning Scoob's franchise into the Harley Quinn show?!" Orion ranted as he thought about that horrible Velma series.
"I've never seen it. But the way you're talking, I'm sure I don't want to." Rapunzel said.
"Trust me you don't. Too much unwanted cancel culture and nega-white privilege is just jizzed and spewed all over that show." Orion shuttered before he went back to the map. "Anyway. Our real suspect out there is actually near the Magilla Gorilla shop. We all know him as Mojo Jojo. AKA Megamind if Evolution was forced down his throat."
"The main villain of the Powerpuff Girls." Rapunzel said in realization.
"Pretty much. If you can, get him to talk, worst case scenario he'll just get the opportunity to talk out of his ass so much to kill us. The third and final area in the city is the WarnerBros District. Where all the Looney Tunes live. I got contacted by some eyes in the skies...You know them as the Good Feathers from the Animaniacs. Our third suspect is actually split in two. It's either Yosemite Sam or his so-called, new business partner. Rocky Mountain Brian." Orion explained as he showed an image of Yosemite Sam posting for a picture next to his business partner. A little white mouse in a cowboy uniform.
It was actually and obviously the Brain from Pinky And The Brain.
"Definitely Brain. He's going to try to take over the world again." Rapunzel said humorously.
"If he had better staff and associates. He probably would have at this point." Orion mocked. "Kinda like Democrats. Anyway, which district do you think we should start at first? The Nicktoons. The Hanna-Barbera. Or the WonderBros district?" Orion asked for Rapunzel's opinion.
"I'm not sure. Let me think." Rapunzel said with a contemplative look. "How about Hanna-Barbera?"
"We'll start there than." Orion placed a neon thumbtack on the map pointing at the Hanna-Barbera District.
On that note. They got ready for bed so they could be ready to hit the district tomorrow. Orion already had a contact nearby Mojo Jojo's location. And he needed to get their info before going inside.
The next day at the Hanna-Barbera District...
Each district of ToonTown has it's own set of neighborhoods that resemble the towns in certain TV shows. For the Hanna-Barbera District. They had certain neighborhoods like Bedrock, which is a tourist attraction to see dinosaurs and the cavemen that live like modern cityfolk. Orbit City which is above the District, way in the clouds. But the middle of the District where most of the Cartoon Network citizens live is the city of Townsville.
Rapunzel. Eugene and Lance went with Friday over to the Hanna-Barbera District. Near the local gas station in the middle of the Townsville square. Where they were to meet a contact near the back alley of the gas station.
Or rather three contacts.
Orion stayed behind to secure the next Muppet show while Yozora guarded the Million Dream festival with the other Guardians. It was up to Rapunzel and her friends to solve the mystery behind the beagle boys and save ToonTown's most inspiring event.
"They should be back here." Friday gestures for them to follow.
"Is this where we'll be meeting Ryan's contacts?" Rapunzel asked.
"Hopefully. If they're not too busy with their pony ride scam." Friday snorted as she looked over and put her fingers to her mouth and whistled a signal.
***Whistle!***
"Whistle back!" Some dumb voice called.
"Ed! You're supposed to whistle back, not say whistle back!" A nerdy voice hissed in the background.
"But I don't know how to whistle, Double D." Ed replied in the background.
"Ugh! I'll handle it." Another irritated voice groaned.
And they saw. Eddy from the show Ed Edd N Eddy walked out of the shadows and into the view of Rapunzel and the others. Then Edd and Ed came out as well and stood together. All wearing brown trench coats and fedoras. As if that would hide their identities
"Did you bring the goods?" Eddy asked as he skeptically looked around.
"Friday? Are those Ed, Edd, and Eddy?" Rapunzel asked with surprise.
"Shhhh..." Friday whispered with a finger to her lips as she nodded while she took a large duffle bag and dropped it in front of the Ed Boys.
Eddy opened up the bag and smirked.
"Score. We struck gold, gentlemen!" Eddy beamed.
As they looked in to see a sack full of giant jawbreakers.
"Jawbreakers!" They all cheered.
"Sheesh. These guys are always obsessed with those giant balls of diabetes." Eugene snorted with a quip. "And jawbreaker is right. Do they have to dislocate their jaws just to get those things into their mouths?"
"Maybe they're all part python." Lance figured.
"Whelp. Deals a deal. See old Mojo was seen at Peebles Pet Shop. Buying a large supply of pet food." Eddie said as he smugly and excitingly stroked those Jawbreakers like they were ladies.
"Uh he wasn't alone though. That swelled cranium Pan troglodyte was seen with several other small mammals in masks and were carrying a load. They said something about switching them with real food." Double D revealed.
"What he said." Eddy waved it off as he kissed one of the Jawbreakers.
Which weirded Eugene and Lance out.
Rapunzel's eyes widened in shock and horror.
"That's what's going on." Rapunzel muttered before addressing her teammates with urgency. "Mojo must be working with the Beagle Boys to somehow switch all the food at the Festival with Pet Food, to poison all of the park attendants."
"Uh...He hasn't done that yet has he? Cause I had some cotton candy and a chili dog. I don't want to find out if that chili was dog food." Lance gagged as he looked disgusted while holding his stomach. Hoping that wasn't the case.
"No, they won't carry out that plan until the park closes. But if they make it out of Townsville with that shipment of pet food, you might be too late to stop them." Double D stressed.
"Cat food goes well with ketchup." Ed stupidity beamed.
Which made everyone give him an annoyed look. Even Pascal circled his head calling him nuts.
"Might I suggest we head over to the pet store?" Friday suggested.
"Yeah. Good idea." Rapunzel said before addressing Ed, Edd, and Eddy. "Thank you for your help, boys."
"Yeah sure, just let us Edds have our privacy." Eddy swooned as he opened his jaw wide and tossed a large jawbreaker into his mouth and sucked on it hard. The other Edds did the same thing.
Rapunzel and the others were grossed out as they quickly walked away. Odds are those bags of Jawbreakers will be gone real soon. Either that or Ed, Edd and Eddy will drag it on to savor the moment, and make it last.
"The Irony is that they only had jawbreakers twice in the entire show." Friday muttered as they walked off.
"Sounds like those three end up always hitting rock bottom either in their pockets and then occasionally their toothbrushes." Eugene joked.
"With the short one in charge, I'm not surprised." Lance quipped.
"You know with us being around the place where all the Powerpuff Girls cartoons came from. You would think we would hear from-" Rapunzel pondered as she almost said.
When suddenly they heard a voice in the background.
*"The city of Townsville! Is going so well as usual, thanks to its beloved three residential juvenile heroes. But can this fine day last when evil is lurking in the corners like rats ready to spread the plague? Only our out of town Princess and her Guardian teammates can find out!"* The Narrator declared.
"Hello there, Mr. Narrator!" Rapunzel called out as she waved hello to the sky.
*"Hello Princess! Sorry I'm late for the announcement, I was on break. Your tale of your visit continues onto Peebles Pet Shop."* The Narrator said joyfully.
"And that's where again?" Friday asked.
*"Oh just take a left over at the next intersection past the jewelry store. If you've hit City hall you've gone too far."* The Narrator said.
"Thanks." Friday responded as she signaled for a cab.
Then suddenly Benny The Cap drove up on the driveway next to the sidewalk. Yes, the talking toon taxi drove up and beeped for them to get in as he opened one of his car doors.
"Hey folks! Need a ride?!" Benny asked.
"That would be great. Thanks." Rapunzel said enthusiastically.
"We're getting a ride from a talking car? Now I've seen everything." Eugene quipped.
"Hey pal! It's ToonTown! Even the toilets you piss in might talk!" Benny snapped and cleared his throat. "So where to?"
"The Peebles Pet Shop." Friday announced as she lets Rapunzel, Eugene and Lance in. While Friday took off into the air.
After that Benny sped off with cartoon car noises as he went down to where Friday said to go.
Down at Peebles pet shop...
At the front of the window of the Pet Shop. Everyone could see Magilla Gorilla rocking in his chair asleep. With the newspaper over his face and the radio on to Smooth Jazz.
The talking taxi stopped at the front entrance as Benny dropped everyone off.
"Later folks! I'll bill Forge later! If anyone needs me, I'll be attending a card game at the Townsville casino garage!" Benny the Cab winked before he sped off down the road with a rush of road dust and car exhaust.
Eugene and Lance saw the famous Magilla Gorilla on sale. And to be honest. They didn't really see why this guy had a show to begin with
"You know I heard of this guy but I know like zilch about him." Lance admitted.
"Same. I mean, I've heard about him. But that's just about it." Rapunzel said.
"Be glad he's too asleep to hear you say that." Eugene snorted as he was glad the Gorilla didn't here that as they walked in.
They saw Mr. Peebles himself. A short man with a faded top of his brown hair. A mustache and casual attire with a green vest and tie. As he was placing a jar of doggy treats on the counter.
"Oh good afternoon! Can I help you?" Mr Peebles asked.
"Yes. You can." Rapunzel said politely. "This might seem to ask, but have you been having trouble with missing supplies of pet food recently?"
"Missing Pet Food? Oh no of course not. But now that you mentioned it. A group of weasels in a party supply truck came in and bought a large quantity of cat food and dog food. And they didn't even leave a tip." Mr Peebles said and crossed his arms with a frown at the last part. Then he said, "They ended up getting a flat tire and needed to stop at Boss Beavers auto repairs."
"Boss Beaver's Auto Repairs. Got it." Rapunzel muttered before smiling kindly at Mr. Peebles. "Thank you so much for your help."
"And uh...You may wanna consider the Zoo or a circus or maybe a pop singer's mansion. Just whoever that's obvious to pay for him." Eugene humorously mused as he gestured at Magilla Gorilla as they walked out.
"Put a cork in it, Fitz." Friday muttered before they were gone.
Just then as the door closed. Magilla Gorilla snorted as he was jolted awake and he looked around.
"What did I miss?" Magilla Gorilla asked.
Later down at Boss Beavers Auto Repair Shop...
Rapunzel and her friends made it to the auto repair shop owned by Boss Beaver. Which looked like a standard open garage with four doors open and a navy blue building that was sharing property next to a gas station. Currently there was a delivery van matching the M.O. Of the party truck delivering the pet food. Already on a truck hoist that kept it lifted in the air.
It wasn't too far of a walk as Rapunzel and her friends walked up and saw the truck being worked on by two familiar looking animal engineers who were wearing Boss Beaver logo caps on their heads. Who had their backs turned to Rapunzel as the short one was using a wrench under the truck.
The Princess wasn't sure but she could swear that they weren't doing it right.
Rapunzel approached the two animal engineers and cleared her throat.
"Um excuse me?" Rapunzel called out.
"Yeah yeah what?!" The short one turned and revealed himself to be Timon. And then the other one was Pumbaa who also turned.
"Can we help you?" Pumbaa asked.
"Say...Don't you kids look familiar?" Timon pondered.
Since Rapunzel and the others were lions at the time when they met Timon and Pumbaa, they can hardly recognize them as humans. Rapunzel, Eugene. Lance and even Pascal were surprised to see them here. Until they remembered hearing them talk about wanting to see the world. And Orion helped them vouch for the travel deals that lead them to ToonTown.
So Rapunzel decided to play it cool, until Timon and Pumbaa will soon figure out and remember who she and the others are.
"I should hope so. We met not too long ago in the Pride Lands." Rapunzel said with a smirk.
"You mean you're Rapunzel and the others who were Yozora?" Pumbaa asked.
"No ya Mook! Yozora's pals are all lions and so is Rapunzel." Timon sarcastically reminded.
"Well. Maybe the Guardians had used magic to turn into lions when they're really human." Pumbaa guessed.
"Pumbaa Pumbaa Pumbaa." Timon chuckled condescendingly as he patted his back. "That theory is about as true as the stars being made of gas."
"Actually-" Friday was about to say.
"Say...Wait a minute! Maybe Yozora's team are all really human and simply used magic to turn into Lions!" Timon realized while repeating Pumbaa's words.
"Wow! Mind blown!" Pumbaa gasped.
Rapunzel giggled and rolled her eyes at the two.
"Yes. That's right." Rapunzel said before gesturing to herself and Eugene, Lance, and Friday. "This is what we actually look like."
"Only this isn't what we actually wear, not that I'm complaining. Our world has simpler pleasures and has a straight line of sanity. And now everything talks." Eugene remarked as he leaned against a table near the garage entrance.
"Do you mind?" The table glared at Eugene.
"Gah!" Eugene jumped in surprise and pointed. "You see what I mean?!"
Then an empty soda can was tossed at the back of Eugene's head making him wince.
"Racist ***k!" The talking rock from yesterday yelled from a bus that passed by.
"Don't read too much into it. Not everything talks in ToonTown. Just the people and things that matter. Like time and money, so how can we help you besides fixing up a car you all obviously don't have?" Timon mused and asked.
"Actually, we're hoping we could check the truck you two are working on." Rapunzel asked.
"Oh gee uhh we can't. That's against our store policy." Pumbaa nervously admitted.
"Since when do two wild free spirited mammals need to work at a place like this? I mean a pet shop I would understand but an auto shop?" Eugene asked with a raised eyebrow.
"Well. Actually we don't really work here." Pumbaa timidly admitted. "We had arrived this morning on a Gummi Ship Yozora and Orion provided for us to go and see the worlds. We stopped here. And now we need to pay for some damages."
"Damages?" Friday inquired.
Like community service.
"We sort of accidentally ticked off the owner of this establishment because his window was broken by someone who is unrelated to the subject." Timon explained with his fingers clasped together while avoiding the part about how he broke the window. "And probably not from trying to eat a moth that was caught on the screen and made the said eater crash into said window."
"Uh yeah but Timon. You're the one who crashed into the-" Pumbaa almost reminded.
"Like I said. NOT RELATED TO THE SUBJECT!" Timon yelled out, causing a wind to blow from his mouth at Pumbaa.
Just then. A moderately sized beaver who stands a few inches taller than Timon. With brown fur and a pale underbelly, some dark brown paws, and a flat brown tail, came out and looked cranky and short fused as ever as he snipped his teeth like a beaver. And he was wearing an auto repair themed baseball cap.
"I don't know if you people are aware. This is Boss Beaver's Auto Repair! The reason it is called Boss Beaver's Auto Repair is because this is an Auto Repair shop and I am Boss Beaver! And here at the Auto Repair our motto is!" Boss Beaver yelled and bellowed. "SATISFACTION GREENTREE!"
His voice echoed and shook the ground as Rapunzel and everyone else covered their ears except for Friday who stood with her arms crossed and her eyes rolled.
"So unless you have a vehicle. Move long so other customers can come in!" Boss Beaver yelled.
"How much do they owe you?" Friday asked simply while looking unphased by Boss Beavers' screaming.
"These two owe me ONE THOUSAND DOLLARS for breaking MY WINDOW!" Boss Beaver bellowed before adding calmly. "And breaking my favorite coffee mug."
Friday then took out her checkbook and wrote a number on it and then passed the check to Boss Beaver.
"Will this cover for the damages? And the extra for checking what's inside the truck?" Friday asked.
Boss Beaver read the check as his eyes shot open with the sound of a fire siren effect. Then he cleared his throat.
"More than covers it. Please proceed and remember. SATISFACTION GREENTREE!" Boss Beaver bellowed and echoed. "Have a good day."
Then Boss Beaver sped away into his office.
"This guy's louder than Ryan at an E3 convention." Friday gestured at the Beaver that left.
"What was that!? I didn't hear that! My ears are still bleeding!" Eugene said loudly while rubbing his ears.
"I didn't think anyone could be louder than my brother. Or Rocket." Rapunzel said humorously. "By the way, just how much did you give him anyway?"
"What's considered a fortune to minimum wage bystanders is pocket change to my husband." Friday winked as she looked at Timon and Pumbaa with a grin. "You're free to go boys. And please try to stay out of trouble this time."
"YES!" Timon and Pumbaa cheered.
"Oh thank you so much, Friday! We are internally grateful!" Pumbaa said happily.
"He means eternally! Now if you'll excuse us, we'll be going back to bug hunting." Timon said before he and Pumbaa ran off towards the park to look for bugs to eat.
"Anyway. Let's resume our Crooktoon Network hunt." Friday remarked as she used the hoist to lower the truck.
"Wait. I just thought of something." Lance said as the truck was lowered to the ground. "What if when we open the doors, we set off some kind of booby traps?"
"Like what? Gas bombs? I need those just left." Eugene snorted.
"Yeah we are taking a worse case scenario." Friday remarked as she opened the double doors on the back of the van.
But once Friday opened the doors. A flash of a bright purple light beamed over Friday.
*Gas Blast!*
"Ugh..." Friday grimaced as she recoiled from the light holding her hands up. And it caused her to shapeshift rapidly into a bunch of different people. Like members of her team and her family as she collapses on the ground looking disoriented.
"Friday!" Rapunzel cried out in horror as she ran over to her to try and help.
"Lance! Quick! Turn that thing off!" Eugene yelled to Lance.
Rapunzel came to her side and held her head up. "Friday?! Thunder Sis?!" She panicked.
"B...Behind you." Friday struggled to say.
Rapunzel jerked her head to look behind her when she saw two Beagle Boys use a gas gun to puff in her face with knock out gas.
Knocking the Princess out as they used some clubs to hit Eugene and Lance on the head. Knocking them out as they were trying to turn off the purple light beam inside the truck.
The four Beagle Boys laughed sinisterly as they loaded Rapunzel and her friends into the truck and drove off.
*"Oh no! The Princess and her friends have been captured! Oh where are the Powerpuff Girls when we need them?! Or the Maverick for that matter?!"* The Narrator worried. *"Oh I gotta resist the urge to skip to the end of the chapter to see!"*
Later on At Mojo Jojo's observatory lair...
Mojo's lair looked just the same as it did in the show. Inside an observatory on top of a dried up volcano in the middle of the park.
And it's the same park where Timon and Pumbaa were eating dragonflies near the lake.
Inside the lair. Rapunzel woke up and she groaned as her vision cleared to see the ceiling. Of a giant square cage with bars on all sides. And she sat up quickly to see that her hands were cuffed together on some high-tech metal cuffs.
Eugene. Lance. And Friday woke up to see they were wearing the same thing. In fact the cuffs were blocking Friday's powers as she tried to charge her electric abilities. But it didn't work.
Friday sat up and exhaled.
"Alright. You called it Lance." Friday sighed in exasperation.
"See? I told you so. But did you listen? No." Lance gloated.
"Lance, I really don't think that's the most important thing right now. We're trapped and in enemy hands." Eugene hissed to Lance.
"Friday. Are you okay?" Rapunzel asked, worried for her little sister.
"Ugh...I will be. There was a lot of dope in that light beam. Some of it...were from some Zedtron ice." Friday said as she was shaking herself awake.
"Zedtron ice?" Rapunzel's asked.
"An illegal drug a lot of drop heads back on Xander inhale through their noses, and it does a number on Skrulls." Friday sighed as she stood up and popped her back a bit. Feeling a lot better.
Given that Friday is half Skrull it does some numbers on her.
"Well, I'm glad you're okay, now." Rapunzel said before she looked around and gasped, realizing where they were. "Oh my God, guys. We're in Mojo Jojo's lair!"
"Bruahahahahahahahahahahah!" They heard an evil laugh.
They all looked from the center of the lair as the evil chimpanzee in a large purple cape. An evil outfit with white boots and a white and purple helmet to cover his enlarged brain. Green skim and black fur. White gloves!
Oh don't act like you all don't know.
"Yes! For you see! I! Mojo Jojo! I planned this plan for a week! With my supply of pet food! I shall confiscate all of the food at the fair!" Mojo began pacing back and forth at the group in the cage.
"You mean steal?" Lance held his head up.
"Fine. Steal." Mojo Jojo deadpanned with a blank stare.
"Okay go on, sorry to interrupt." Lance nodded.
"That's fine. Where was I? Oh yes! And with all the festival food that I will steal and not confiscate! Steal all the non-pet carnival food for my purpose of opening a new festival! Not to celebrate the good of all tunes! But to celebrate all of its evil potential of toons and to bring all out!" Mojo evilly declared as he paced.
"You mean like Uncle Grandpa?" Eugene asked.
"NO! Curse that cartoon! Who in your right minds would male that?!" Mojo ranted and shuttered before he continued. "Resuming! For I! Mojo Jojo, will introduce a festival to counter the Million Dream Festival and to present the Million Nightmare Festival! Here in Townsville! And with so many evil villains and so many young ones inspired to do evil as villains should! Evil shall be spread and they shall win awards! And soon all of ToonTown and the entire Disney Federation will become transformed by my evil festival and soon I will replace President Mickey Mouse as President Mojo Jojo! Because he is good and good would not be welcomed for good will be a thing in the past! But evil will be hip and current which is the opposite of a fad which is old and in the past like President Mickey! And mot current like Mojo Jojo!" Mojo kept going like an evil anime science. "For in a society looking to adapt and become more diverse! Evil works slowly to make people realize it is good but we will be honest! For we all shall bow and prepare for the reign of MOJO JOJOOOOO! BUAJAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
The entire time. Eugene banged his head on the bars waiting for Mojo to stop talking.
"Is he done yet?" Eugene groaned.
"Yep." Victoria nodded.
"Thank God. I was starting to think he wouldn't stop talking." Rapunzel groaned. "Although I will admit I'm surprised no other villain ever had this idea for a competing festival."
"Not unless you count Columbus Day or Pride Month, Million Nightmares is just more honest as Mojam said." Maverick said as he was standing behind the cage the whole time.
"Point taken." Friday shrugged as everyone else smirked.
That's right. The Maverick was here the entire time. Recording everything Mojo was saying.
"WhaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAT?!" Mojo gasped in shock. "How did you get in here?! How did you find me?! I made sure to cover my tracks so that something like this of what you are doing, to find and rescue your friends should never happen!"
"Okay. Calm down, Curious Jo. We planned this out all last night. I've been tracking them since they came through." Maverick explained smugly.
"That's right." Rapunzel said with a smug smirk. "We planned to get captured so you would admit that you're involved with the Beagle Boys."
"WHAT?!" Eugene. Lance and Mojo all gasped in shock.
"Wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait!" Eugene inhaled to take a deep breath and resumed. "Wait wait wait wait wait wait WAIT! You planned this all out and never told US?!"
"I feel used." Lance muttered and pouted
"You went to bed too early, Fitz Tacos." Maverick shrugged as he tore the cage open and tore everyone's cuffs off.
"And I have to admit. You look adorable when you're oblivious." Rapunzel said with a smirk.
"So what? Are you going to-" Mojo almost asked Maverick with a glare.
"If you're going to ask in multiple variations like in a low budget hentai, if I'm going to kick your ass. No. They will." Maverick pointed up at the ceiling behind Mojo.
***Crash!***
Suddenly a crash was heard roof as the dust suddenly and without warning. The PowerPuff Girls were there. Blossom! Bubbles and Buttercup were floating in the air glaring down at Mojo.
"Not so fast!" Blossom started.
"Mojo!" Buttercup added.
"Jojo!" Bubbles finished.
"Uh...Where are their fingers?" Lance whispered to Rapunzel.
"They're The Powerpuff Girls! They don't need them!" Rapunzel answered while smiling excitedly at the sight of some of her favorite cartoon characters.
"Oh no." Mojo sulked.
***Insert Power Puff Beat up theme here!***
Then the Powerpuff Girls zoomed in and punched Mojo in the face one by one in every direction. Blossom punched his face. Butter knocked him down and Buttercup kicked his butt literally. And then they all deliver a punch all together. Knocking Mojo in the air and having him crash to the floor.
"Curse you...Ugh..." Mojo groaned before he was out cold while bruised and beat up.
Then the Powerpuff Girls went and hovered in front of Rapunzel and her friends as they exited the cage.
"Don't worry about the Beagle Boys, Princess." Blossom smiled.
"We all took care of them." Bibbles chimed.
"Isn't that right, Boys?" Buttercup smirked over at them
They looked over to see a pile of Beagle Boys piled up in a corner. All beaten with loose teeth and black eyes.
"Right!" The Beagle Boys all groaned before they were out cold.
"Thank you girls so much for your help." Rapunzel said to the three. "And it's such an honor to meet you three."
"The honor is all ours." Blossom smiled modestly.
"We would've showed up early if it wasn't for an oil spill out at the east side of the city our dang dirty ape caused." Buttercup snorted.
"But luckily Maverick had our number." Bubbles beamed.
"More like I flew into Mayor 'Not-SpongeBob's office and used his phone. But who needs details?" Maverick nervously quipped.
"Unfortunately there are more of those Mutt Boys out there." Friday said with her arms crossed. "We have at least two more targets to bring down before the big secret boss comes out of his hole."
*"The Maverick's wife Shift was right! For there are more Beagle Boys out there and-"* The Narrator almost said.
"We don't need an echo. Just let our story speak for itself, Tom." Maverick said while looking up to the Narrator while breaking the Fourth Wall.
*"Well Sooorry! Some of us just love pointing out the obvious in style! It's what I'm always paid to do"* The Narrator declared sarcastically.
"Well if you like. You can state the part where Rocket and the others come in to collect Mojim and the Bitch Boys." Maverick offered with a quipped.
*"That'll work!"* The Narrator accepted.
"Oh. We almost forgot. Here! President Mickey told us you can use this to call us incase you get into a jam." Bubbles handed Rapunzel a Heartbinder with the Powerpuff logo on it.
Now Rapunzel can summon them in battle whenever she needs to.
"A new heartbinder?!" Rapunzel gasped excitedly as she looked at her new heartbinder. "Thank you so much! I'll keep it with me always."
"Use it for emergencies only." Bubbles warned sternly and smiled. "But come by Townsville whenever you feel like it."
"We'd love to see you again." Bubbles said cutely.
"You too. Maverick. We owe you big time for helping us by leaking online what CW tried to do with our good Powerpuff name." Blossom smiled at Maverick and Rapunzel.
"Ooof. Don't remind me." Buttercup shuttered in disgust.
"Wait, someone tried to make a live action show about you guys?" Rapunzel asked, surprised.
"I said don't remind me!" Buttercup exclaimed with her arms crossed.
"They did." Blossom sighed.
"And it was horrible." Bubbles sadly looked down.
"CW. The folks who eventually ruined several DC shows and the Archie adaptation. Also tried to adapt these girls in live action. Unfortunately instead of staring three five year old little dolls who kick ass and take credit instead of names. The CW show Powerpuff tried making them all twenty year old dropouts. The Professor was gonna become a cash graber who makes episodes of the action. This guy was gonna become a human who turns into a Monkey by his own son." Maverick gestured the last part at Mojo who's still knocked out. Then he whispered. "And don't get started on how they made Buttercup a weak whore mongering lesbian who tries to screw every girl she keeps meeting."
"I'm not into that icky mushy trash." Buttercup grumbled with her arms crossed.
"Whoever these people are, who thought of doing something like that, deserve to be locked up." Rapunzel muttered in a dangerous tone.
"You got that right." Buttercup scowled with her arms crossed.
"I mean do these look anything alike?" Friday snorted as she showed an image of the real Powerpuff Girls on her cellphone and an image of the PowerPuff Girls of the canceled show next to it.
"No. They do not." Rapunzel said.
"You're right they didn't." Maverick grinned.
"Why not?" Lance asked.
"Because it got CANCELED!" The Powerpuff Girls cheered happily at the same time.
"And good riddance I'd say." Rapunzel said.
"I don't know. The outfits looked kinda nice." Eugene witted.
Which made Buttercup quickly sock him in the gut.
*Punch*
"Oof. I said kinda..." Eugene wheezed.
"Haahahahahahahahaha!" Which made everyone laugh.
Later outside the Townsville park...
After that moment. As everyone was standing outside. Rocket was with Groot, Kiera and Catalina as they were counting some money they made from the large bounty they got from arresting Mojo and his Beagle Co-harts. Thankfully Orion taught him how a dollar works so he'll know he had enough.
Drax was still with Yozora and Hoshi guarding the Million Dream Festival in ToonTown square.
While the Townsville cops. Cuffed and marched the defeated Beagle Boys and Mojo into a large police van...
Oops! Sorry Narrator. It's your turn.
*"You tell em Girls! No one has enough money and influence to misrepresent our girls! Too bad for Batman though. After that moment! Rocket, Groot and his two assistants Kiera and Catalina AKA Howler were sent to round up Mojo and the Beagle Boys! Rocket would legally collect the bounty while the ToonTown law of Townsville takes out the trash!"* The Narrator declared.
"Not legally! Professionally! It can work both ways." Rocket shouted and shrugged at the Narrator.
Don't we know that well." Kiera smugly said as she was counting her cut.
"So where's our next stop, boss?" Catalina asked.
"Next we get some R&R for tomorrow when we track down some Beagles in that town where those grosser toons live. You know, them folks with the orange spew and crap." Rocket answered as he kept counting.
"He means slime!" Maverick echoed.
"What the flark is slime?" Rocket inquired.
"I am Groot?" Groot asked.
"No. Don't put the money in the bank. Put it in the safe I made on the ship." Rocket as he continued counting. "I ain't trusting folks born in paper with green paper."
Just then as the bad guys were being taken away. Yozora had arrived with the mini van to pick everyone up. He got out of the car and came over to Rapunzel and the others.
"So how did it go?" Yozora asked.
It went exactly as we planned." Rapunzel said happily.
"And we did all the extra punching this time." Buttercup smacked her fists.
"Speaking of which. We're sure you're closing in on who the big Beagle Boss might be. So we'll do our own little investigation and see if Mojo had anything." Blossom stated as she and her sisters floated in the air. "Once we all find out. We'll be ready to help you take him down."
"That would be great. Thanks." Rapunzel said with a friendly smile. "Good luck on your end."
"You too!" Bubbles beamed as she flew off in a stream of blue.
"Don't worry, we won't need luck." Blossom added before she flew off in a stream of pink.
"We've got Fisty O'Flanagan and Punchy McGee for that." Bubbles grinned while showing her fists before she flew off in a stream of green.
"Those were fists?" Eugene inquired about their lack of fingers.
"Oh, hey guys. Should we do something about Mojo's lab up there?" Rapunzel asked, pointing up towards his lair. "Anyone could walk in and take advantage of the technology up there."
Maverick was already on it. And Friday changed into Shift, while Yozora got the sense and shifted into Verum Rex
"Five...Four...Three...Two." Maverick shoveled on his boots.
Then suddenly.
"DEE DEE COME BACK HERE WITH THAT DEVICE!" They heard a certain boy Genius shout.
Dexter Boy Genius ran by the Guardians as he was chasing after his stupid sister Dee Dee who had a remote device in her hand.
"No! You can't have it! I wanna play with it!" Dee Dee beamed in excitement as she kept running.
"No you'll break it!" Dexters snapped as he kept chasing him.
"I will not!" Dee Dee yelled as she kept running.
"Will too!" Dexter yelled.
"Will not!" Dee Dee yelled.
"Will too!" Dexter yelled.
"Will not!" Dee Dee yelled.
"Will too!" Dexter yelled.
"Will not!" Dee Dee yelled.
"Will too!" Dexter yelled.
"Will not!" Dee Dee yelled.
"Will too!" Dexter yelled.
"Will not!" Dee Dee yelled.
They kept this up as they ran back and forth past the team.
"Just let them run for now, don't interrupt them." Maverick whispered to Rapunzel.
"Ok. But how long will they keep this up?" Rapunzel asked with a giggle.
"Wait for it..." Maverick smirked as he opened Mojo's front door with a remote.
"Give it back!" Dexter demanded.
"Come and get it!" Dee Dee teased as she ran into Mojo's observatory.
"DEE DEE!" Dexter screamed in anger as he ran inside after her.
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Dee Dee's annoying girly laugh echoed inside.
"Any moment now." Maverick muttered.
"Oooooooooh what do these buttons do?" Dee Dee cooed and echoed.
Then they heard a bunch of buttons being pressed. And an alarm sounding inside.
*Buttons being pressed loudly*
"AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!" Dexter screamed and ran for his life.
While Dee Dee walked out casually as her shoes made those squishy noises they always do.
And then once they were out of the way.
***BOOOOOM!***
An explosion was heard inside as all of the tech Mojo had was destroyed. Which will leave him to start at square one with whatever new plan he'll have once he's released to start a new scheme against the Powerpuff Girls.
"Always wrap up with a bang, Darlin." Maverick mimicked Jack Nicholson with sunglasses over his mask eyes.
"Well, that happened." Rapunzel said with a giggle.
"Still we only met like maybe three sets of characters from three different Cartoon Network shows. I feel like one more would fit every corner." Maverick shrugged.
Before Shift could say anything. Suddenly the Elvis man in the black shirt, blue jeans and sunglasses came and dashed up to her.
More specifically. Johnny Bravo came up to Shift. And assumed by her adult armored form that she was around his age.
"Hey there, Blueberry Mama. Are ya new in Townsville? Allow Johnny Bravo to give you a tour and a ride on my biceps." Johnny Bravo flirted as he did multiple poses. "Ha! Hugh! Hou!"
"Can I borrow your frying pan?" Shift asked Rapunzel in a deadpanned tone.
"By all means." Rapunzel said with a slight smirk as she pulled out her frying pan and gave it to Shift.
Shift received the frying pan and then.
***STATIC BANG!***
Shift slammed it hard on Johnny's head. And then struck him by lightning. Which made Eugene and Lance wince but for everyone else it's like watching a regular cartoon for them.
"OOF! IGIGIGIGIGGGIGIGIGIGIGIGIGIGIGIG!" Johnny yelled out and collapsed on the ground covered in ash. "Ow. Just the right amount of spark."
"Irony is if he was female and our age she would've said yes." Maverick said to the readers before he looked at Rapunzel. "Anyway. We better get back. I'm actually in the next Muppet skit."
"Really!? Then there's no way we can afford to miss that!" Rapunzel exclaimed excitedly "Let's get moving!"
Maverick then flew off while the others took Benny the Cab. Of course Verum Rex and Shift took off in their own way.
"Could you help transition us out of this scene now? My author had to force a bunch of CN cameos like a Roger Rabbit direct sequel." Maverick requested from the narrator.
Just then the flashing heart visual logo appeared as the Narrator gave out his closing Narration.
***"AND SO ONCE AGAIN THE DAY IS SAVED! THANKS TO THE POWERPUFF GIRLS! AND PRINCESS RAPUNZEL"*** The Narrator declared as the theme played.
"Hey what about me?! It was my plan, you glorified radio host?!" Maverick echoed in the background and exhaled. "This is why we should stick with only Disney based crossovers."
Back at the ToonTown Auditorium...
Everyone was seated back at the theater booth and their reserved seats as Rapunzel was seated with snacks. Eugene and Lance were as well. Hoshi and Yozora were there. And this time so was Rocket. Groot. Drax and the two girls Kiera and Catalina in their own reserved seats. If Orion is in this one then it must be funny.
Kermit came out and stood on the stage to announce the next show.
"And now by popular demand. Orion Forge in...First Person Shooters Suck?...Wait who wrote this?" Kermit asked after reading the title card.
"Psst. Check the back." Gonzo whispered from behind.
"Oh okay...It just says quit camping you stupid noobs. What does that mean?" Kermit inquired as he walked off and they kept whispering.
Then the curtains opened to show a conference room. The type people have for a business meeting with a chart at the back. And the boss seated at the head.
Fozzie Bear and Sweetums were seated next to each other on the right side of the table. Dressed as business employees with white vests and a tie. While Fozzie still had his hat.
While Gonzo and Rowlf the Dog sat on the left side dressed the same way. While Orion was the boss seated at the head. Watering a black business suit and tie with a face mustache on his red face as he looked irritated and ready to snap.
"Alright gentlemen, the video game industry is blowing right now! So we have to come up with something fresh! No more stupid first person shooters like Call of Duty! So if you have any ideas that even somewhat resemble Call of Duty, you just throw those out right now!" Orion said sternly.
All the Muppets gulped nervously as they all quickly tossed their large stacks of paper off the table and onto the floor. Showing they all had the same Call Of Duty ripoff ideas.
"Wow. That's a lot of Call of Duty ideas." Rapunzel muttered, curious about where this skit was going.
"Does anyone have any fresh ideas? Cause if you don't, I'm gonna have to FIRE all of you!" Orion proclaimed.
"But I have a wife and kids." Fozzie whined.
"THEN I'LL FIRE THEM TOO!" Orion yelled out, making the audience laugh.
*Audience Laughing out loud!*
"Oh Ryan! You always crack me up!" Rapunzel laughed with the audience.
Just then Gonzo was distracted making shadow puppets of not a bunny. But a cannon. And then he came up with an idea.
"Oh! I think I got one. Um, it's called Shadowman. So you play this guy, and you have to avoid shadows. If you touch any you die." Gonzo described the game idea
And on the chalkboard behind Orion, they showed gameplay of Gonzo as the player's character, avoiding a maze of shadows on the sidewalk of the suburbs.
"So...It's a platformer." Orion figured while sounding interested.
"Exactly. Then...later in the game, you pick up this AK-47 and you have to shoot your way out of the nightmare!" Gonzo declared while sounding excited and creepy.
As the visuals on the chalkboard showed gameplay of Gonzo with an assault rifle and shooting the shadows on the ground.
"DANG IT! No! No first person shooters!" Orion snapped.
"Yeah, BTW it was an AK-74U not an AK-47, DumbSnozzle!" Sweetums argued with Gonzo.
"It's clearly an AK-47 with a collapsible stock! Just because you play Call of Duty doesn't make you a weapons expert!" Gonzo argued back.
"Yes it does!" Sweetums argued.
"No it doesn't!" Gonzo replied.
"Yes it does!" Sweetums yelled and smacked the table.
"GUYS SHUT THE *HONK!* UP!" Orion bellowed.
*Audience Laughing hard!*
The cursing was censored by a muppet chicken in the background blowing an air horn. Both that and Orion's performance as well as the Muppets made the audience laugh even more.
"Hahahahaha! Whoa this is bad for my lungs." Eugene said while laughing.
"I can't... I can't breathe!" Rapunzel gasped in laughter, laughing so hard, she was having trouble breathing for a moment.
Just then Fozzie looked over at a bowl of candy. And then he got an idea that would hopefully be better.
"Uh...Oh! I got an idea. It's called Candy Land: Modern...Candy Fare." Fozzie nervously said.
"That sounds like a shooter." Orion said skeptically.
"No, No! Actually it's for kids who like...candy and...lands." Fozzie explained. "In this game, you're the Candy Man, and your goal is to collect as many white marshmallows as possible, while avoiding the black ones."
The chalkboard showed gameplay in a side scroll style. The player's character was Fozzie as a clown-like candy salesman with a red nose. Who was walking causally across a candy forest to grab white marshmallows and ducks from evil black looking ones.
"Okay? That both sounds fun and racist." Orion figured as he listened.
"I know! And best of all, once you collect 11 white marshmallows in a row, you can call in an AC-130 and BLOW EVERYTHING UP!" Fozzie exclaimed.
As the Candy Bear in the gameplay grabs a military radio to call in some missiles to blow up candy land.
***BOOOOOM!***
"IF I HEAR ABOUT ONE MORE CALL OF DUTY RIP OFF! I'M GONNA JUMP OUT THE ***Honk!*** WINDOW!" Orion bellowed in total anger which made the audience laugh.
*Audience Laughing Hard!*
"He will! Trust me!" Rapunzel said laughing.
"But we're on the first floor." Fozzie nervously chuckled.
"YOUR FIRED!" Orion screamed.
Then Sweetums stood up. "Well if you're gonna fire him, you're gonna have to fire me too!" He declared out of defense.
"Alright." Orion shrugged.
"Crap!" Sweetums tossed his arms up as he and Fozzie walked out.
"This is why I'm self sufficient." Lance shook his head as he ate some popcorn. "I feel like I should feel offended by the marshmallows but I'm not sure way."
"We're past that." Eugene muttered humorously with a blank stare.
"You! You better give me an idea right now." Orion pointed at Scooter.
"Uh...uhhhhhhhhh...I got it. What about...Call of Duty-" Scooter almost said.
Before Orion shot him with a fake shotgun that blows smoke.
"Ack! Cough!" Scooter coughed while he was covered in ashe. As he moaned weekly. "Nevermind..."
*Audience laughing harder!*
"Hahahahahaha! Oh my God. He's showing no mercy today, boys!" Rapunzel laughed hard as she kicked her bare feet under the seat while leaning back to catch her breath.
The audience laughed as well.
"That's it. The gaming industry is doomed." Orion humorously wept as he laid his head on the table.
Just then Friday walked into the room as a female attendant with snacks.
"Snacks anyone?" Friday greeted.
"You!" Orion exclaimed as he pointed his shotgun at her, making her hold her hands up with the snack tray while looking afraid.
"Uh..." Friday stuttered.
"You must have an idea. Please. Please help me! You gotta have some idea for a new game without bullets!" Orion desperately pleaded as he hands were shaking a bit while he was holding the shotgun at her.
"Well I did have this one idea for a game but it doesn't involve shooting." Friday said as she slowly lowered her hands.
"Go on..." Orion said as his eye twitched.
"Well it's about a father who lost his daughter in a paranormal accident which left him with strange powers." Friday described.
And there was a long pause.
"That's frickin' brilliant! What's it called?" Orion asked while looking blown away he put the shot gun away.
"Magic Daddy Rescue Force." Friday timidly answered.
"I love it!" Orion exclaimed as he cupped and smooched Friday's cheeks with his hands. As he declared creepily. "Together, you and I are gonna change this world. Just you wait and see..."
Friday acted creeped out though she was turned on by him rubbing her face. She is married to this psycho after all.
"Um...Can I go home now?" Gonzo asked while looking freaked out.
"SHUT UP!" Orion yelled and shot him with the shotgun.
***BANG!***
"UGH! Coool!" Gonzo squeezed as he struggled out of the room like he was hit on the head.
*Audience Luaghing harder!*
Just then Gonzo held up a three years later card as the set quickly changed to Sweetums walking into a local video game store. With the help of some toon set workers who quickly changed everything in seconds. Sam The Eagle was the cashier behind the counter as Sweetums walked up to him.
"Excuse me. Do you have any new Video games?" Sweetums asked.
"Yes, we got this cool new one called, uh, Magic Daddy Rescue Force. Check it out." Sam The Eagle handed Sweetums a copy.
Sweetums looked at the cover and studied it for a few seconds. Before..."LAAAAME!" Sweetums announced and tossed it away.
Then Sweetums picked up another game that was for the Xbox.
"Call of Duty More Modern Warfare 12?...I'LL TAKE IT!" Sweetums accepted in excitement.
Thus the audience laughed hard at this. As the stage act concluded with the curtains closing and the audience clapped and cheered while laughing.
"Everyone's a critic." Rapunzel laughed while she clapped.
Kermit then came out to announce. "And now. A performance by Electric Mayhem usurping a hit classic by AC/DC." Kermit announced.
"What does an air unit have to do with music?" Drax inquired at Hoshi as he took it literally
"That's the name of a famous music group." Hoshi explained.
Just then. The Electric Mayhem band got on stage. With Doctor Teeth as the lead vocals. Zoot with the electric sax. Lips with a fiery horn. Floyd Pepper on the keyboard. Animal on drums and Janice as the co-vocalist.
And then. They strum their guitars as Orion's neon lights lit the place up like a Vegas Kizz stage show and everyone cheered and rocked their heads.
***(TNT - AC/DC but sung by Electric Mayhem)***
"Oi! Oi! Oi! Oi! Oi! Oi!
Oi! Oi! Oi! Oi! Oi! Oi!
Oi! Oi! Oi!" Animals screamed ad he slammed the drum sticks down wildly.
"See me ride out of the sunset!~ On your color TV screen!~ Out for all that I can get!~ If you know what I mean!~ Women to the left of me!~ And women to the right!~ come on sing it with me!" Dr Teeth sang as he strummed his guitar.
Then the audience shouted and sang with him. "Ain't got no gun!~Ain't got no knife!~ Don't you start no fight!~"
"'Cause I'm T.N.T.!~ I'm dynamite T.N.T.!~ And I'll win the fight T.N.T.!~ I'm a power load T.N.T.!~ Watch me EXPLOOOOODE!~" Dr Teeth and the band chorused as each time he sang 'T.N.T' sparks would fly on stage.
And then a visual of blew up behind the stage. Much to Rocket's awestruck amazement as he always loved explosions.
"Ooh, I love this song!" Rapunzel yelled as she rocked her head to the music.
"I'm dirty, mean, I'm mighty unclean!~ I'm a wanted man!~
Public enemy number one Understand?!~" Dr. Teeth sung on."So lock up your daughter!~ Lock up your wife!~ Lock up your back door!~ Run for your life!~ The man is back in town!~ So don't you mess me 'rouuuuund!~" The band sang.
"All together now!" Dr. Teeth yelled out as they strum the guitars and.
****BOOM BOOOM! BOOOM!***
The visual dynamites went off making the audience excited.
"'Cause I'm T.N.T.!~ I'm dynamite~ T.N.T.!~ And I'll win the fight!~
T.N.T.!~ I'm a power load!~
T.N.T.!~ Watch me EXPLOOOOOOODE!~" They all screamed.
"OIIIIII AAAAAAAHHHHHH!" Animals slammed his drums down.
"WOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Rocket screamed as he bumped his fists in the air as the audience got excited.
And after that performance. Kermit got up on stage as the band concluded their performance. "I hope you all enjoyed the second act. Our conclusion showing will begin tomorrow. As we will also conclude the show with a special guest star. Princess Rapunzel. Who I am happy to announce is in the lead of the Million Dream votes." Kermit announced as the spotlight shined on Rapunzel and the audience clapped for her.
"I'm in the lead?! Yes!" Rapunzel cheered as she bumped her hands in the air.
"You've earned this one, Blondie. And if the prize turns out to be something better than a golden cup. I might compete against you next year." Eugene smirked as he wrapped his arm around her.
"You'll still get my vote though. If one of you pays enough." Lance gave two thumbs up.
"Thanks, Eugene. And I'll look forward to competing with you too." Rapunzel said with a flirty tone before giving him a kiss.
As everyone just gave the lovely couple some warm stares. Orion was already seated back next Rapunzel with Friday as Orion was sipping a cherry slurpee.
"Eh. Too much SFW lovely mush on this channel." Orion said as he used a fake TV remote pointed at Rapunzel and Eugene and pretending to change the channel.
Rapunzel giggled and rolled her eyes at her brother.
"Nice performance up there, little bro." Rapunzel said to him.
"I almost did a skit about motion controls during another meeting. But I don't think the kids would've gotten some of the jokes." Orion admitted with a grin.
"Well, I think your Call of Duty insanity was very funny." Rapunzel said before smirking teasingly. "And don't think I didn't notice how you slid in that flirting moment with your wife there."
"Maybe I liked it. Is that a problem?" Friday smirked with a raised eyebrow.
"I abstain." Eugene quipped.
"Not one but." Rapunzel said while smirking at Friday. "Just don't go overboard in front of us."
"We make no promises. And we plead the fifth." Orion and Friday both said at the same time. Making them laugh. As the show was concluding.
Up next. The team was to plan on their visit to the Nicktoons side of ToonTown. They made a good impression back in the Townsville of the Cartoon Network section of the city.
"By the way? What happened to all of that pet food Mojo had?" Lance asked.
Orion pointed down at the seats. Where Garfield the cat was sitting with a pile of empty cat food cans below some lasagna packages.
"Too bad the Monkey Megamind didn't order the diet cans. It's a burden to stay this beautiful." Garfield smirked as he licked his fingers.
Next to him was Scooby-Doo who was eating the Dog Food cans with some scooby snacks that fell in a pile below him.
"Hehehehehe! Yeah wa weavy Wig burden!" Scooby-Doo nodded as he kept eating.
"I thought of everything." Orion winked.
"Of course you would give the pet food to two of the hungriest cartoon pets around." Rapunzel said with a smirk.
"It was either that or give it all to Chef Boyardee. I can tell that stuff ain't even real cow." Orion shrugged.
"I'm a real cow!" Cow from the Cow & Chicken chirped.
Which echoed in the theater and made his 'big brother' Chicken roll his eyes.
"Shut it, Cow!" Chicken grumbled.
So the Million Dream Festival was going well so far, very well indeed. And the Beagle Boys haven't ruined anything yet, thanks to Rapunzel and the Guardians of the Unknown.
But they're not done yet. The Beagle Boys are still out there. And their toontastic trip was just getting started!
THAT'S ALL FOR NOW FOLKS!🎉🎉🎉
How about that?! An appearance of almost all of Cartoon Network's early days! I know I didn't put everyone in. But that doesn't mean they won't show up later or next time. 👌
"Unless you forgot or never saw their shows." Maverick teased. 😏
Bite me Maverick! I watched all of those shows when I was a child! 😡
"Before or after you gave up your Jurassic Park bedsheets?" Maverick teased. 😏
GO SUCK VIACOMS!- No. I won't. Let's move on. 😓
Next up we will visit the town of Nicktoons. Which will consist of certain famous classic cartoons. Like a certain someone who lives in a pineapple under the sea. 😉😉😉😉😉🍍
But who is the big boss who's is pulling the strings of all of the Beagle Boys?
Find out in the next chapter!
Thank you all so much for reading! Don't forget to leave comments to let me know your thoughts. And fave and follow this story of you like what you see!
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