Oneshot collection in which Bad Things happen to our favorite characters. Chapters are labeled with characters and prompts. Current chapter: "Organ Theft" with Sasha and Milla.

Razputin has been through a lot in a very short amount of time. And while it took a while to sink in, he's not actually as okay as he'd like everyone to think. Now he must face the darkness in his own mental world, and find a way to wrest his happiness from the jaws of dragons. And he's going to learn the hard way that he can't do it alone.

Pre-Psychonauts 1. It was hard enough for Ford to remember who or where he was half the time, let alone run an entire organization. He could hardly rely on his own mind these days... but that didn't stop others from relying on him.

Raz had been the first choice to send to camp, but he hadn't been the only choice. In a world where things hadn't gone according to plan, a different Aquato finds themselves thrust into a new world of psychic awakening, strange circumstances and burnt s'mores.

After tracking Loboto's progress with re-learning his repressed psychic powers, Sasha decides that it's time for him to learn psi-blast. He begins his lesson as usual, but things quickly start going off-course… for more reasons than one might expect.

After completing Psychonauts 1 and 2, Rose, who was already able to see into others' futures, is suddenly sent into a freshly-born Rasputin's mind. Knowing there was no way back home, she trains Raz for 10 years until they get the opportunity to leave the circus and join the Psy Cadets. Join them in this quest to become the best brainy duo in the world. Rated T

When it comes to curses, the Aquato family knows them better than most. Especially Razputin, who carries the burden of the curse more than most. He believes that he could change their place in the world as well as how they're viewed and treated. He also believes that he could take the world by storm as the next big Psychonaut. But can he really? Or will their curse prevail?

Originally named: Like A Rose's Loving Thorn Basically just going to be my stash of RazLili one-shots or just random one-shot in general. I love writing for these two and I have too many ideas so this is the birth child of it. Would add a snippet but FF's summary box is too small lol

He's the scarf wearing DJ with a library of bad musician jokes. She's the no nonsense drummer with a temper that can get just a little to fiery. Every year they meet up at Whispering Rock and pick up where they left off the summer before. Quentin x Phoebe.

A few days after the whirlwind of events of Psychonauts 2, Razputin receives his first mission as a Junior Psychonaut: go into the mind of the recently-re-captured Caligosto Loboto and make sure he's ready to be released… and if not, well… go from there. But it shouldn't be that hard, right? Loboto's all better now that his moral compass is back… isn't he?

it's funny what you can over hear when Christians shopping with your mom at Wal-Mart. And being hyper-focused on Psychonauts, this story just wouldn't leave me alone.

Gisu always dreamt of joining the Psychonauts. Now that's she's finally joined the internship program, it feels like a dream come true. However, she realizes the path to becoming a fully-fledged Psychonaut is not as easy as it seems...

Oneshot. Early on in the events of Psychonauts 2, Raz comes to Milla with a question she doesn't expect-–one that brings back memories of her early days in the Psychonauts.

Baking for the Motherlobe's potluck shouldn't be difficult. It's an assignment Chloe should finish in two hours at most. But as each confection comes out disgusting, she throws herself into her work, her lapse in judgment worsening until she realizes she's developed quite a stupefied audience. Chloe/Bobby and Chloe/Mirtala.

Sam happens upon Dogen's diary. It's rude for an older sister to look into her brother's private thoughts, but when she spots him and Raz appearing closer, she sneaks a peek. Privacy is an overrated concept, after all. Mild Raz/Dogen.

A casual stroll through the forest ends up surprising Norma when Frazie dives headfirst into a pile of leaves. Frazie/Norma.

After a harrowing battle through the use of a psychoseismometer, Chloe is beginning to question her mentor's intentions. Gisu might be a brilliant mind, but her tactics leave much to be desired, especially when she brings her on-again, off-again boyfriend into the mix. Dion/Gisu.

Helmut is alive. His brain might be in a strange body, but it doesn't negate the truth. Bob wishes he had simply known sooner as they come together for a moment before reconciling with their old friends. Helmut/Bob.

After a soul-crushing mission, Chloe reconsiders how often she pours herself into her work. She hasn't taken any vacation days, so why not use them with her partners? It might be too much of a sudden notice, but the Psychonauts have other agents to spare for Bobby's missions, and Mirtala has been tormented by their cat for too long. Bobby/Chloe and Mirtala/Chloe.

Otto and Lucrecia take a moment to enjoy each other's company in the midst of a celebration. Looking at her, Otto realizes how much they all need her in their lives. Ford/Lucy.

Augustus learns the location of Whispering Rock, but as he and Donatella recover from the pushiness of the counselor, they come out to a contentious scene with their children. As they look on, stupefied over the sheer disconnect between the siblings, Nona brings them all back together.

At the tail end of a mission, Benny is trapped under rubble. Unfortunately, he's forced to listen to Chloe and Bobby's romantic, caring chatter while he sinks deeper into the debris. Chloe/Bobby.

A concerning note on the bulletin board alerts Kitty to a problem Franke is having with Vernon. Kitty/Franke.

Despite show time drawing near, Mirtala is nowhere near ready. She's lacking her usual oomph, and sibling fights are worsening her mood. A surprise visit from Chloe changes everything in a matter of minutes.

Maloof can't sleep, and his worries are bleeding into Mikhail's mind. When Maloof requests a bedtime story to help him doze off, Mikhail thinks of the ones his mother read to him when he was younger. Settling on the narrative of Ded Moroz, it might suit winter, but to Mikhail, it's a fairy tale for every season.