Practical Espionage, bodyguard au

Sometimes a family is a wizard, a shitty book, and some mortal they stumbled across on the Scottish moors. (Based on quotidianish's MerasMum AU)

The tattoos were Soldier's idea.

The BLU Sniper rescues and befriends an injured owl. Meanwhile, he is haunted by dreams of a cryptic symbol.

When a girl turns up at the base, near death, the mercenaries take her in to heal and rest. She claims to have no idea where she is from, or what her name is, other than the codeword "Zero". Some of them want her gone, while the others want to help, and they must make the decision: will they throw her back to the dust and gravel, or help her regain her lost past?

Spy and Scout get into a nasty fight with each other. Spy wonders what to do about it.

Spy goes shopping for women's fashion. A rather flustered Engineer and a no-nonsense Soldier accompany her.

More Demo/Soldier bittersweet growing old together

Art for this piece made by @quotidianish on tumblr

The truth was, Scout really didn't like alcohol.

RED & BLU, to Demoman & Soldier, to Tavish & Jane. A short story told in colors.

Something strange happened, and now weird freaky mercenaries have been appearing everywhere. Hilarity ensues.

After respawn is unceremoniously shut off, RED and BLU are flung into a life or death battle royale. Who will make it out alive?

Snipes has an out of body sorta thingy dream and visits the rest of the team, helping them rest better. Bad description, just read it luv. (oneshot)

the team gets laid off and scout invites himself to stay with sniper in Australia. Literally just "And they were roommates" Fluff, gay men who are bros, and fixer upper cabin schinaganins! oh, and did I mention this is (sorta) a slowburn?

At risk of being deported, Saxton Hale needs to get his green card to stay in America and keep running Mann Co. However, his best idea is marry an American for citizenship, an American who just happens to be Scout. When the CEO begins threatening the team, Scout turns to Sniper for help to avoid being pressured into the marriage. But Sniper has a plan-Destination: Las Vegas

Upon losing a bet to Soldier, our favourite speedy boi has to wear a bunny costume for a full day, and Sniper thinks it's the hottest thing he's ever seen. Scout picks up on this and makes it his mission to seduce Sniper any way he can. OR: Scout may be terrible with women, but he knows exactly what men want to see.

Spy's touch-starved. Sniper's touch-starved. So, logically enough, they start a mutually beneficial exchange of strictly platonic touch. But, of course, Spy has to make things *complicated.* Read for Fem Fortress, Fluff, Pining, Angst, and idiot lesbians

Reuploaded after a few modifications. A good soldier always does what is best for the team. Simply an homage to Soldier's deceased voice actor Rick May. Oneshot. Preview image by te4moon

Just a background story for some friends

Scout and Sniper play some ball, and of course it goes wrong. A short oneshot prequel to housemates, nothing to complex

Vivimos sus batallas, inventamos sus romances, creamos teorías para explicar como funciona su universo, pero ¿qué hacen los nueve mercenarios más locos de la historia cuando no están matando al otro equipo? ¿Cómo logran convivir entre ellos con sus personalidades tan dispares? Esto es Convivencia. Colección de cortos de humor. T por lenguaje.

The year is 2024, and it "was" a normal day, until a dangerous robot appeared and started to chase after a young girl. She ran away from the robot chasing after her, hoping to escape, but, unfortunately, she collided into a teleporter and got teleported to an unknown area, surrounded by giants.

Wrote this for creative writing class. Medic gives Scout an exploratory laparotomy. Yay! Fun! Informative! yeah, yeah whatever read it or don't. Enjoy.

This fic was the author's first foray in fanfiction, based on his favorite fandom. Gave up during late 2012. Fic description: One Scout is annoying. Several Scouts, incredibly aggravating. But a force of Scouts numbering in the hundreds? Has the terrifying power to drive anyone completely insane. Trufax. Wayback freeframe, credit goes to author.