Amy Santiago has a crush on her co-workers best friend, she asks her out and they go on a date.

Jake Peralta has a crush on his co-worker Harry Potter and after asking him out they go on a date.

Crossover AU where a magical fugitive (OC) is wanted by both the Aurors and Brooklyn's 99th Precinct. The Golden Trio is sent undercover to New York by Kingsley to team up with Jake and the gang to work the case and catch the bad guy. Will they be able to do it without the squad finding out the true identities of the Golden Trio?

Starts in Harry's first year at Hogwarts, obviously AU for Brooklyn Nine Nine. The squad joins Hogwarts after a 'small' incident at Ilvermorny, there they meet British legend 'The Boy Who Lived'. Should follow the general storyline of Harry Potter but with the detectives (and Gina) of the nine nine introduced in too. (Peraltiago later on, maybe)

What have I created? Oh, my god. It's like a ship name for ship names. Jesus. Anyway, this is basically the scripts to a bunch of B99 episodes with Harry Potter characters. It will be focused around Peraltiago/Jamy, but instead of Jake and Amy it's Dramione! Rated T because I'm not sure... Enjoy!

Following this tumblr prompt: "I need a mockumentary in the style of Parks & Rec about the Muggle-Worthy Excuse Committee sitting around a table brainstorming excuses as a floating quill and roll of parchment record everything. The Muggleborns on the committee constantly look into the camera like they're on The Office." Except unfortunately for you, I only watch Brooklyn Nine Nine.