Kise wants to live. So does Uryu. But in the War, they have to kill for it. The varied stories and ethics of heroes interweave, intertwine, and knot themselves just as the pieces of a massive, disjointed mystery unravels. The War forces its participants to explore, fight, and try to understand other worlds. Fighting. Exploring. Kicking ass. One-liners. Also, a lot of talking.

The world must hate him. First he wakes up with this tattoo on his hand that he can't get rid of (even by wax), then the most popular girl at Seirin talks to him and tricks him into summoning this other girl, who apparently is his servant now, and has to live with him. What's worse, now every guy seems to be calling him for advise on how to get such a hot girl to call him master...

When Zelretch has too much time on his hands... things happen... things like the GoM being summoned as the Servants of the Fifth Grail War! Be prepared for nonsense! Be prepared for a failure of a crackfic! Be prepared for FATE NO BASUKE!