When the Doctor decides to let the TARDIS choose his destination, he's amused to find himself in rural England. Except it's not the England he left. Something horrible is about to happen unless he, and the bewildered man in the dressing gown can stop it.

What if Zaphod and the Doctor were one and the same? What if the Doctor literally stole his "TARDIS" from the dry docks… His ship, with a heart of burning gold, an eye that can truly see and an awful lot of running to do… Rated K For pure insanity

In which Arthur Dent finally manages to acquire a proper cup of tea. Doctor Who and Hitchhiker's Guide crossover. In the sub-levels of the Restaurant at the End of the Universe, Arthur discovers a logically impossible blue box.

It's a bit hard to believe that something doesn't exist when it's threatening to kill you. Written for the Multiverse 2008 challenge.

Some people go a long way for a drink.

Of Vogons: "They wouldn't even lift a finger... without orders signed in triplicate, sent in, sent back, queried, lost, found, subjected to public enquiry, lost again, and finally buried in soft peat for three months and recycled as firelighters." 2006

I dunno, I wrote this at 1:30am, it seemed like a good idea at the time.

The Doctor stumbles into the Guide universe, and Arthur stumbles upon the Doctor. Will the Doctor find a way back to where he belongs? After what happened in the Last Great Time War, does he even want to? Pre-'Rose' 9th Doctor, Arthur Dent.

The two oldest beings in the universe meet at the edge of space to complain about life, the universe and everything.

Zaphod is very good at breaking things. Especially shiny things with lots of buttons. Things like the TARDIS, for example... Somebody suggested it on Fandom!Secrets and I somehow ended up writing it. Ninth Doctor/HHGTTG crossover. ON INDEFINITE HIATUS until I can rewatch Nine's run.