Episode 24: Roria of Victory!
Mew was standing on the rails of the cruise ship.
"Last time on Mew's Newest World Cruise! Our players dived underneath the Tachou Region and explored the long lost City of Pokelantis! They sought out to find lots of ancient treasures, in the end five losers didn't collect anything and were put up for elimination, well where we going next? We already know so stay close and you might survive the next action filled episode of Mew's Newest World Cruise!" Mew announced.
(MNWC Intro)
The players were eating their food and the ones up for elimination were called out to their ceremony.
(Dramatic Music)
"Of you five, only three will stay well we have the viewer voted eliminated and that is... Roger! Sorry robot dude, nobody likes non pokemon players." Mew shrugged.
"Droidists." Roger spoke as he began walking to the Plank of Shame.
"Any final words-" Mew was then shot by the droids blaster and killed.
"Hahaha! For the Separatist Alliance!" Roger dived into the water.
Sylveon, Flareon and Alcreamie stared at Mews dead body.
"Welp elimination is over! Do do do dooo!" Joltik began walking away.
"Elimination isn't over yet, I can just revive her." Pumpkingking snapped his fingers and she was alive.
"Huh.. so that's how it feels like... ew is my nose that big?" Asked Mew staring at her dead body.
"Yes." Joltik gave a silly smile.
"Okay then... so we should all be safe because we all agreed to vote on Roger." Sylveon smiled.
"Yeee! He wasn't in the alliance so we all voted him!" Joltik grins
Alcreamie and Flareon awkwardly glanced at eachother for a second
"And the second player eliminated today is... Alcreamie! You're gone." Mew grins
"What?! How could this happen?" Sylveon looked shocked
"I uh.. I think... ~It must've been Joltik! They betrayed the alliance~" Flareon said what Kabuto told her to say
"WHAT?!" Joltiks eyes popped out of their sockets like in old cartoons and then went back inside
"Why would you do this Joltik!" Sylveon glared at him
"I uh..I didn't tho! You gotta believe me eh.." Joltik frowned.
"It's fine whatever I'm leaving..." Alcreamie looked a tiny bit annoyed as she began to slide towards the Plank of Shame.
"...just whoever voted me... don't be a bad person... there's still time to change..." Alcreamie spoke looking away from everyone, then she jumped into the ocean.
Flareon looked very guilty now.
"That concludes the elimination ceremony, the rest are safe... for now... we back inside the cruise ship, we are about to reach our destination!" Mew smiled.
They all walked inside.
(Ball Room)
Squirtle and Totodile were doing an eating contest, Dusclops, Numel and Vespiqueen were all talking to eachother quietly.
Crack-A-Chu was all by himself looking angry and avoiding eye contact.
"Alright Alliance, I know Joltik might be a stinky traitor, but we need the numbers so let's forgive him." Flareon spoke.
"Sorry sweetie, I'm not gonna forgive the guy who voted off my best friend off that quickly." Sylveon glared at him.
"Bruh." Joltik did a Bruh face.
"And uh actually Flareon I think I'll just leave the alliance, Team Dominator is kinda unhealthy so uhhh bye." Eiscue dipped.
"Fine Sylveon, I thought you were a cool Milf! But if you don't wanna believe me I don't need this stupid alliance as well!" Joltik quickly walked away.
"Good get on outta here!" Sylveon yelled at him.
Flareon gasped, she had just lost 3 alliance members in less than 15 minutes... the only one left was.
"Don't worry daughter, we can win together!" Sylveon smiled at her.
Flareon began to groan but it was perfectly cut as the scene changed to the cruise ship sailing across the ocean.
All the players were on the top deck as they were getting near arriving a port in a region.
"I wonder which region we will visit next? Maybe the Kalos Region oh oh or the Galar Region?" Vespiqueen smiled.
"I just hope you shut up for once." Crack-A-Chu growled
"Hey! Rude!" Vespiqueen glared at him.
The Cruise Ship parked.
"Welcome to the Roria Region! We are in Port Decca where your first challenge is quickly look around the cargo crates in search of helpful item for the next part of the contest, twist is you don't even know what the next part is haha!" Mew giggles.
"You have fifteen minutes to scavenge around the cargo in Port Decca now begin searching!" Pumpkingking announced.
(Music: Port Decca)
The players were mostly boredly looking around the shipyard cargo.
"How are we gonna know what to look for?" Vespiqueen asked.
"Just take anything you think might help us..." Numel told her.
Squirtle and Totodile were quickly taking a bunch of stuff.
So was Crack-A-Chu, Eiscue struggled a bit.
Joltik was too small to carry or open anything.
"I can't believe Joltik would betray us like this Athena... like I thought he was a bit dumb and goofy yes but I guess he's just an evil mastermind that wanted to destroy our alliance..." Sylveon looked sad.
Flareon frowned looking at her.
"I thought he was our friend but I guess we were wrong..." Sylveon sighed.
"Yeah... we can't trust anyone..." Flareon looked guilty.
Eiscue (The Fan): "Good thing now i'm out of the Dominator Alliance, those girls were nothing but trouble, but now I gotta convince everyone else to vote for them..." He spoke.
After a while the players had a bunch of random shit.
"What the..." Mew frowned.
"What is this stuff?" Pumpkingking asked.
"We didn't know what we had to find so we just grabbed anything we could bro!" Squirtle smiles.
"That's literally a fish." Mew pointed at it.
"In case I get hungry." Squirtle said with a straight face.
"Why do you have a rubber chicken?" Pumpkingking asked.
"Never know when it can be useful." Eiscue spoke.
"I'm smol." Joltik smiled empty handed.
"You know what just drop all your shit and let's teleport to the next destination..." Pumpkingking spoke as he snapped his fingers, everyone was teleported away.
"Right now we are in the entrance of Cragonos Mines!" Mew announced
"I love miners." Joltik smiled; Sylveon, Flareon, Vespiqueen, Eiscue and Totodile did wtf faces.
Dusclops, Crack-A-Chu, Numel and Squirtle couldn't help but snicker.
"Cragonos Mountain is the largest mountain of all Roria! It's so large it connects with pretty much five or six areas of Roria, your task is to enter Cragonos Mines and reach all the way to the summit of the mountain!" Mew announced.
"You better hurry up cause last player might get a punishment." Pumpkingking spoke.
The players sighed and got inside.
Music: Cragonos Mines
"I think we should all stick together to mitigate getting lo- annnd everyone is gone... ugh I really need some new allies..." Eiscue frowned.
(Brains, Brawn and Beauty)
"Just follow me everyone, I studied a lot about Cragonos Mountain so I think I know my way around..." Numel boredly walked.
"Really? What do you know?" Asked Vespiqueen.
"Cragonos Mines was used to get minerals and resources to build some sort of Sky City called Anthian City... however all that mining left the mountain walls weak and sometimes tunnels collapsed on itself trapping miners and starving them to death..." Numel walked forward.
"That sounds horrible!" Vespiqueen looked worried.
"Eventually all mining operations in Cragonos Mines wasn't stopped because of the safety of the miners but because there was simply no resources to mine anymore, Cragonos Mines has stayed abandoned ever since, some say its haunted..." Numel kept walking through the cave.
"It's pretty dark here, and that's coming from me.." Dusclops looked around.
"This place is also pretty big... we might need to fly to get to the top quicker." Numel spoke.
"Look I see a Waterfall! Wow it's beautiful..." Vespiqueen smiled.
"There's a lot of wooden mineshafts around here..." Dusclops spoke.
"The exit to the peak of Cragonos Mines must be above us, come on lets fly." Numel spoke.
Dusclops carried Numel and began flying upward, Vespiqueen followed them but looked nervous around her.
(The Speechless and The Jock)
Squirtle and Totodile were quickly running through the mine, they saw some minecarts in some rails and decided to ride them.
"Hehehe this is gonna be so fucking sick man!" Squirtle giggled.
"Gua." Totodile looked smug and gave a thumbs up, the minecarts began to race across the rails.
(The Jerk and The Fan)
Crack-A-Chu was angrily walking across the cave, he was using his cheeks electricity to light the way.
"Gah! So glad I found someone... so uh hey there Pikachu!" Eiscue waved.
"It's Crack-A-Chu... now leave me alone..." He growls.
"Wait it would be beneficial for us to go together, might help the gulp... claustrophobia I'm feeling..." Eiscue looked around.
Crack-A-Chu kept walking without looking at Eiscue.
"Also as a super fan of the show I have quite a lot of questions to ask you, first of all why did you name yourself Crack-A-Chu like that doesn't make much sense-" Eiscue was talking.
Crack-A-Chu looked bored while walking.
"Second of all you think you're using your rejoiner chance efficiently you have no allies or friends left in the game-" Eiscue was rambling.
Crack-A-Chu looked annoyed while walking.
"-and speaking of friends what happened between you and Dragonai-" Eiscue began saying but the pissed off Crack-A-Chu used Iron Tail on him breaking his Ice Face.
"Don't mention that name ever again! Dragonair had her chance with an awesome guy like me and she threw it away for something as stupid as insecurities and regrets! She is gone now and I don't need her anymore! Why do you care so much about my personal life so much you stupid penguin!" Crack-A-Chu screams.
"Well uh it's my job, I was just um... analyzing your character interactio-" Eiscue looked nervous and tried to fix his bowtie.
Crack-A-Chu just picked him up, dragged him towards the edge of the cliff and dangled him above the abyss.
"Wait! Come on Crack-A-Chu, you don't have to do this, I'm sorry okay!" Eiscue looked terrified at the dark pit.
"Are you still gonna be my... super fan once you're out of this game." Crack-A-Chu glared and let him go, Eiscue screamed as he fell into the abyss, dying.
Crack-A-Chu scoffed, spit off the cliff and kept walking through Cragonos Mines.
(Team Dominator)
The Cragonos Mines music kept playing as Flareon and Sylveon walked through the cave.
Sylveon used her ribbons to hold and old put off torch, Flareon used her fire abilities to turn it back on.
"Hey what you all doing in my path!" Joltik glared
"We should ask you, traitor! You voted off my best friend!" Sylveon glares.
"Stop fighting..." Flareon frowned.
"~Let them fight, their hatred will cause drama and then we can take advantage of that~" Kabuto whispered from her neck fur.
"I.. uh.." Flareon looked stressed as she watched Joltik and Sylveon yell at eachother but she couldn't hear anything.
"~You want to win don't you, this is the way to victory Flareon... just trust me~" Kabuto told her.
(Cragonos Peak)
Numel, Vespiqueen and Dusclops escaped the Mines first, then they saw Totodile and squirtle yell as their minecarts took them outside, they both crashed against a minecart stopper and were thrown out of their carts.
Totodile and Squirtle looked dizzy, Crack-A-Chu came out of the Mines shortly after, and then an angry looking Sylveon and Joltik walked out of the mines, Flareon was walking behind them looking sad.
"Took you long enough..." Numel rolled his eyes.
"The Eeveelutions and us electric types had to take the long way out through Cragonos Cliffs, so we took longer..." Crack-A-Chu told him.
Numel boredly looked away.
"Alright everyone is here, wait where is Eiscue...?" Frowned Mew.
"I don't know." Crack-A-Chu lied.
"I'll try reviving him." Pumpkingking snapped his fingers and Eiscue was back alive with his ice face.
"Ough.. ouch.." Eiscue grumbled.
"Penguin Boy! You perished?" Vespiqueen asked.
"Yeah... because this jerk killed me!!" Eiscue glared, Crack-A-Chu did an innocent whistle.
"~Hey Dusclops~" Flareon whispered.
"What is it Flareon." Dusclops looked at her with untrustworthiness
"~I know you don't trust me, but at least I didn't vote you off like Numel and Vespiqueen did~" Flareon spoke
Dusclops glanced at the duo, Numel did a quip with Vespiqueen, and she gave a fancy as fuck rich laugh.
"~They're good partners, I bet they'll try to get rid of you eventually, so I say you and I team up, I get my alliance to eliminate Numel and Vespiqueen as revenge... and you don't vote us off till final three?~" Flareon spoke.
"That's it?" Dusclops asked as if wary for a catch.
"~Well also if we are in danger, help us... specially me, we'll do the same for you~" Flareon extended her paw.
"Deal." Dusclops gave her a handshake.
"Alright everyone lets teleport into the final part of the challenge!" Pumpkingking snapped his fingers and everyone was teleported away.
Music: Anthian City: Living District
"Welcome to Anthian City, the grand capital of the Roria Region! This city is thousands of feet above ground and flying stably due to a powerful core that suspends the city to levitate on the air!" Mew smiles.
"Wow look how modern and fancy this place look!" Vespiqueen looked giddy.
"Guess extracting all those resources from Cragonos Mines was worth it to make such city possible." Numel looked around.
"Gua." Totodile nods.
"So what's our next fun challenge?" Asked Sylveon.
"Simple, Anthian City is suspended around 7,500 feet above ground-" Pumpkingking spoke.
"Man that's a lot of feets." Joltik spoke surpried.
"You will all try to survive a deadly crash, as I am about to remove Anthian City's power core!" Pumpkingking gave an insane smile.
"WHAT?!" Everyone yelled, even Mew
"You can't do this!" Eiscue yells
"Thousands of pokemon living here will die!" Sylveon looked scared
"Yeah Pumpkingking we didn't agree to this, we were supposed to have an egg hunt in Park District." Mew frowned
"Meh, that's too boring... gotta spice up the show!" - PPK
"I don't wanna die!" Vespiqueen looked scared.
"First of all, you have wings! Second of all... there's an ocean underneath Anthian City so that's what I'm afraid of..." Numel frowned.
"Wait just an ocean, psh we can survive this easy peasy!" Crack-A-Chu smirks.
"Gua!" Totodile nods.
"Lame challenge hehehe..." Joltik snickers.
"Oh so you think this is easy..." Pumpkingking glares, his eyes glowed.
"Psh yeah bro, we water types love swimming, so falling to the ocean sounds super easy!" Squirtle flexed.
Pumpkingking growled and snapped his fingers, the entire Anthian City was teleported above Port Decca and then Anthian City's Power Core was teleported to Pumpkingkings hand who was carrying it with ease.
"K now you all like die." Pumpkingkings smiled
Everyone screamed as the flying sky city was beginning to fall down due to gravity.
Dusclops picked up Flareon and carried her away flying
"Ah! Queen pick me up please!!!" Numel begged, Vespiqueen tried to carry Numel but he was super heavy, she still tried tho and was carrying him while flying.
"YOINK!" Joltik attached himself to the back of Vespiqueens dress.
"EEEK! GET OF THOU ARSE YOU TICK!" Vespiqueen screams.
"No way Jose, Joltik ain't gonna lose yet ey!" Joltik smirks.
Sylveon, Crack-A-Chu, Totodile, Squirtle and Eiscue were all still in the falling city.
"Uhhh what do we do bros?" Squirtle asked.
"GUAGUAGUAGUAGUAGUAGUAGUA!!!!" Totodile was panicking.
"I uh.. em... I don't know what we should do..." Sylveon frowned.
"We're fucked!" Crack-A-Chu looked horrified.
"I'm dipping!" Eiscue jumped off the falling building and tried to land on his face, he did and it broke.
"Ough ouch..." Eiscue was in his no face form.
Crack-A-Chu tried to jump off to safety but crashed down and died, Totodile tried to jump off and use her water to slow her fall but she fell and was turned into mangled gore.
Squirtle looked terrified and hid inside his shell, Sylveon had no idea what to do and she was inside the city.
Anthian City crashed on the ground and it caused a gigantic explosion!
Squirtles shell was launched far away with cracks, it broke off and revealed a scared Squirtle inside with some smoke on his skin, he was okay wearing some smoke dirty white T-shirt and white shorts dirty due to the explosion blast.
"Oh My shell!" Squirtle frowned.
Eiscue was tired, The flying pokemon landed on the ground, they were all watching the destroyed Anthian City and Port Decca... both cities were in flames and crushed.
"What the fuck..." Dusclops frowned.
"Pumpkingking fix this right now!" Flareon yelled.
"I don't feel like it..." Pumpkingking boredly shrugged.
"You just caused mass terrorism! You need to revert this and revive everyone who died!" Numel told him angrily.
"Hmmm no." Pumpkingking smiles.
"We uh we better fix this later and just leave before the police and firefighters arrive... everyone to the ship!" Mew quickly spoke.
"No! We need this fixed right now!" Eiscue grumbled.
"And revive everyone who died!" Flareon yells.
"Pumpkingking please take them to the cruise ship..." Mew frowns.
The pumpkin headed man snapped his fingers and they were all in the cruise ship who rapidly began to sail away from the Roria Region, it was night time to the port being on fire glowed a lot.
"Uhhh how are we gonna fix this...find out next time on Mew's Newest World Cruise!" Mew looked nervous as the cruise ship sailed away.
...
MERGE (SAFE):
Joltik, Numel, Vespiqueen, Eiscue, Squirtle, Dusclops, Flareon
MERGE (UFE):
Crack-A-Chu, Totodile, Sylveon