Hermioen Potter called her co-wife Luna into her office at the Ministry.
"Luna dear. i know you like your new job as an author but could you please be more careful with the books you write?" Hermione said in as even a voice as she could. Living with Luna for as long as she had she knew raising her voice would be as useful as trying to push a glacier.
Luna calmly settled in the chair opposite the desk asking, "Which book are you worried about?"
"Well the one telling people how to get better sleep." Hermione replied, wondering why she asked which book she was concerned about.
"Oh. All i did was put a minor resting charm on page 47 to make sure anyone reading it would get a slight nap."Luna replied matter of factly.
"Yes well muggles have been getting their hands on the book and falling asleep in all sorts of odd and public places." Hermione said, "So the ICW is not happy, once again."
"That seems to be a rather common condition with bureaucrats. Perhaps we should send them more prune juice and some vibrating cushions for their chairs." Luna suggested.
"No. That's not the." Hermione stopped and ran her palm over her face. She had been told to talk to Luna so she did. "Okay. Anyhow. I was told to talk to you and I have so there you go."
"Okay. I'll revise the edition so the resting charm won't work on muggles from the book." Luna promised rising,
"What do you mean that book?" Hermioen asked worriedly.
"Well I did just publish a book on how to lose weight. Some of the early reviews say the readers couldn't put it down." She said with a smile before leaving.
