Author's Note: I hope you're enjoying this story so far. I have nothing else to say, so sit back and enjoy!
Chapter 8 - Fart-tastic Porridge
Morning One
The cameraman slowly turned the camera to the Red Lobster's table.
"This food smells disgusting," said Misty. She stared at the porridge. "I refuse to eat this. Brock can cook way better than that guy over there." She pointed at Chef.
"Be grateful," said Esdeath. "I've eaten food worse than this."
"Like what?" asked Misty.
"My soldiers and I sometimes ate fish, dead rats, and snails during wars," explained Esdeath.
"Ewwwww," said Nya. "That's disgusting."
"The thought of eating dead rats and snails makes me want to barf," said Guy. Suddenly, he felt something quickly traveling upwards through his throat. "I'll be right back." Guy ran to a nearby trash can and barfed out all the porridge he ate. "Fuck.."
Esdeath closed her eyes and took another bite of the porridge. "Ungrateful idiots," she murmured.
"I'm not eating this shitty food too," said Darby. She slowly pushed her bowl of porridge off the table. Splat! The porridge fell on the floor.
"It's not THAT bad!" said Charmcaster. "But the porridge needs more salt..." She grabbed some razor-sharp miniature rocks from her pocket and threw them into her porridge. Charmcaster continued to happily eat her porridge.
"What the fuck.." murmured Darby.
Papa Louie's face was getting redder and redder.
Loba placed her hand on Papa Louie's right shoulder. "What's wrong darling?"
"This food is terrible!" cried out Papa Louie. "This chef is a disgrace to all the hardworking chefs in the world!"
"Relax buddy.. Let's go speak with Chef. If he won't listen to us, we can speak with Chris," said Nick.
"Okay.." said Papa Louie.
Nick and Papa Louie got up from the table and walked over to Chef.
Ahem! "Chef, my buddy has a problem with your food," said Nick.
Chef stopped sweeping the floor with his wooden broom. He raised his eyebrow. "What's wrong with my food?!"
"Tell him," said Nick.
"My porridge is COLD, the milk is EXPIRED, the grains taste like RUBBER, it smells DISGUSTING, and there's lipstick on my spoon!" yelled Papa Louie. "Do you even wash the dishes?! Because there's probably more dirt and lipstick on the rest of the dishes! That's a sanitization problem!"
Chef frowned. "The porridge was made from my Mama's recipe! Do you have a problem with Mama?!"
Papa Louie and Nick both gulped.
"Your Mama is probably a very lovely person," said Nick. "We just want better porridge. Could you go to the kitchen and bring us back better porridge? We would really appreciate it."
Mhmph! "If you say so.." said Chef. He walked over to the kitchen and grabbed the pot of porridge. Then, he walked back and dumped the pot of porridge on Papa Louie and Nick's bodies. SPLASH!
Hahahaha! "Suckas," said Chef. He walked away.
"Great. My clothing is covered in porridge, thanks to you," murmured Nick.
"My mustache!" yelled Papa Louie. He ran outside to find a towel to clean his mustache.
The cameraman slowly turned the camera back to the Red Lobster's table.
"Is it just me that notices three of our teammates are missing..?" asked Loba.
"I've noticed too. They might've gone for a morning walk," suggested Darby.
Guy raised his eyebrow. "A morning walk wouldn't be that fucking long."
Esdeath took another bite of her porridge. "Maybe they're dead. That would be good for us."
"Good for us? Are you fucking crazy Esdeath?! That would be fucking terrible," said Guy.
"If they're dead, it improves each of our chances to win Total Drama. Don't you want to win?" asked Esdeath.
"Well, yeah-"
"My point stands then. If they're dead, that's good for us," explained Esdeath.
Guy sighed. "It feels fucking wrong though.."
"Have you ever killed someone before?" asked Esdeath.
"Bitch, why are you asking me this in the morning? I literally woke up not too long ago," explained Guy.
Esdeath shrugged. "I'm passionate about death."
"Fuck this.. I don't like these types of conversations," said Guy. He got up and left the Dining Hall.
Esdeath giggled as she took another bite of her porridge.
"To be honest, I agree with you Esdeath. There's nothing wrong with killing people. I really want to kill Ben 10 so I can have his Omnitrix," explained Charmcaster.
"You're both weird," said Misty.
Togepi nodded in agreement.
Hmmm. "I admit. I've killed millions of Legends from my universe. But they're never permanently dead," explained Loba.
"So, everyone you kill becomes zombies in your universe..?" asked Nya.
"That's creepy," said Misty.
Togepi jumped into Misty's arms and hugged the Pokémon trainer.
Loba laughed. "Nobody becomes a zombie in my universe. Everyone has unlimited lives in my sexy universe. So, everyone killed in combat always respawns about an hour later."
"Respawn? What does that mean in your universe?" asked Nya.
"It means to come back to life," explained Loba.
"Even you?"
Loba nodded.
"Wow, you're lucky to have unlimited lives Loba!" said Nya.
Esdeath frowned. "That's immoral."
The cameraman slowly turned the camera to the Orange Pufferfish's table.
"Listen up team! All of you should try putting this protein powder in your porridge. It's good for the muscles," said Jason.
"Hell yeah! Pass that good shit over to me lil homie," said Damien.
Jason passed the protein powder to Damien.
"I don't need it," said Po. "My body fat will help us win the team challenges!" He gently rubbed his big belly.
"Fuck no. You're going to make us fucking lose," said Jason.
"He right," said Damien. "Protein powder is good motherfucking shit."
"No thanks," said Po.
"Dumbass panda," murmured Jason.
Hmph! Po glared at Jason.
Jason stood up and walked over to Henry and Swiper. He looked at Henry. "What the fuck.. You're still standing in the same position."
"Maybe we need to stretch out Henry. He might have muscle cramps!" suggested Swiper.
"Henry doesn't have muscles, dumbass," said Jason. "He's made out of lines."
"Oh."
"NOW GET YOUR ORANGE LIMP-DICK BODY ON THE GROUND AND GIVE ME TWENTY!" screamed Jason.
"Yes sir!" said Swiper. He got on the ground and tried doing a push-up. But he couldn't even do one push-up. "I can't.. Do this!" Swiper collapsed on the ground.
"Weak," said Jason. He walked over to Tsireya, Ellie, and Mindy. "I need the three of you to bring your A game in today's challenge. We can't lose."
"You're definitely giving me cliché leader vibes," said Mindy. "Very unoriginal of you."
"What the fuck are you trying to say?" asked Jason.
"I've been assessing your character. You're not that interesting so far. And you're a terrible person," said Mindy.
"Huh? I don't fucking care about your character assessments. I'm just focused on winning the team challenges," explained Jason.
Mindy looked at Tsireya and Ellie. "You see? See?! That's the problem right there! You're rude to a lot of people here."
"Yeah.. You're a douchebag," said Ellie. "If Joel was here, he would grab his gun and shoot you in the fucking head."
"He would miss," said Jason in a confident tone.
"Nahhhh," said Ellie.
Tsireya pointed at Jason. "Bad people like you are bad for the world."
Mindy clapped. "Period! So true!"
"I'm literally a superhero," said Jason.
"YOU'RE A FUCKING SIDEKICK!" blurted out John. Although John was sitting far away at the edge of the table, he heard Jason.
Mindy and Ellie giggled.
Jason gave John the middle finger.
Mindy looked through her notes. "I don't understand why you're rude to everyone though. I wonder.. Do you have a dark and depressing past? Are you lying to us about something? Are you some sort of egomaniac?"
"No, I don't have a dark and depressing past. I'm not lying. And I'm not an egomaniac," said Jason. "I'm just trying to be a good leader for the team so we can win."
"That sentence sounded very 1980s for you to say.." said Mindy.
"Mindy, just shut up for one minute. Okay?"
Mindy raised her eyebrow.
"I don't dislike or hate anyone here, except for Guy. As a leader, one of my goals is to be tough on you all. It's called tough love. I know it seems like I'm an asshole. But it's not my intention to be an asshole," said Jason.
"If you know you're being an asshole to your teammates, you should rethink your leadership goals and stop being an asshole!" said Mindy. "Everyone on the island is going to hate you if you keep acting like this!"
Jason sighed. He got up and walked away.
"And.. He left the Dining Hall," said Mindy. "Jason's asshole era isn't cute."
Ellie nodded in agreement.
The cameraman slowly turned the camera to Mario and John. They were sitting at the edge of the table.
"I don't think we've talked one-on-one yet. Uhh what stuff do you do in your universe?" asked Mario.
John scratched his dyed-beard. "I'm a tech expert. I know how to hack."
"That's cool," said Mario.
"Thanks Mario, but I'm not the best at hacking. I can hack into streetlights, store security cameras, and cellphones. But I can't hack into government computers and alien technology. I'm just your average shitty hacker."
"How many hackers are there in your universe?" asked Mario.
"Not that fucking many," replied John.
"Well, you should be proud of yourself! You're one of the only hackers in your universe!"
"I guess.." said John. "What do you normally do in your universe Mario?"
Mario smiled. "In my universe, I travel through galaxies and fight bugs, ghosts, monsters, and Bowser's henchmen! Rosalina and Luma help me out."
The tiny Luma peeked out of Mario's red hat and waved hello to John. There was a cute sound coming from Luma's stardust. Twinkle. Twinkle. Twinkle.
"Who's that?" asked John.
"That's Luma!" said Mario.
"Oh shit, Luma is a star-"
Luma nodded and smiled.
"You understand what I'm saying?" asked John.
Luma nodded again.
John's face was in disbelief. "That's fucking crazy."
"You'll get used to it," said Mario with a wink.
"What else is special about your universe?" asked John.
"Uhh.. There's power-up mushrooms in lots of galaxies! The mushrooms are really useful," explained Mario.
"Mushrooms? Peacemaker likes that shit!" laughed John. "How high do you usually get?"
"It depends on the mushroom. Some mushrooms make me jump really high," explained Mario.
"That's fucking awesome!" said John. "Can I have some of your galactic shrooms?"
"I don't have any mushrooms with me. Even if I did.. The mushrooms only work for me," pointed out Mario. "Sorry John."
"Shit," said John in a disappointed tone.
Luma facepalmed at the realization that John misunderstood Mario.
John's Confessional
"I don't do drugs and I don't get high from shrooms and weed. It's not my thing. But, if Mario gave me shrooms.. I would've given them to Peacemaker because he's my buddy and I know he likes that shit." Heh. "Even Amanda Waller knows Peacemaker likes that shit! Now that I think about it, she fucking knows everything about Peacemaker and I."
Confessional Ends
BAM! BAM! The noise was coming from Ji-Woon. He was smashing his porridge with his polished head smasher.
Mario, John, and Luma looked at Ji-Woon.
"This porridge is horrible! Why can't I have kimchi bread and kimchi eggs instead?!" yelled Ji-Woon.
Mario, John, and Luma looked at each other.
"I agree with Ji-Woon. My stomach is starving, but I can't eat this porridge. It's disgusting!" said Mario.
"Yeah, I wish we ate buttermilk pancakes and waffles instead," said John.
All of a sudden, Vanellope bursted through the Dining Hall's door. BOOM! She was wearing Damien's black sunglasses. Her hairstyle changed to curtain bangs. And there was a red lollipop in her mouth. This caught the attention of everyone in the Dining Hall.
"What up! What upppp!" said Vanellope.
"Ayo, what the fuck? She's wearing my shades?" gasped Damien.
"That's quite the entrance," giggled Esdeath.
"She looks cool," said Nya.
Vanellope walked over to the Orange Pufferfish's table. The cameraman slowly turned the camera to the Orange Pufferfish's table.
"Gimme back my shades you goofy ass lil bitch," said Damien.
Vanellope ignored him. "I love your new haircut, Po!"
"Thanks!" said Po. "Wait a second. I never got a new haircut."
Vanellope walked past an angry Damien, a confused Po, Henry, and Swiper.
"I'm loving the new look girlie!" said Mindy. She fistbumped Vanellope.
Tsireya smiled. "Your hair looks beautiful."
Vanellope smiled at Tsireya.
Ellie rolled her eyes.
"I think she's walking to me..." said Mario. There was a nervous look on his face.
Vanellope arrived at her destination, so she stopped walking. She intensely glared at Mario for a moment. Then, she closed her eyes and smiled. "You're sitting in my seat, Mario."
Mario raised his eyebrow. "Huh? There's no assigned seating in the Dining Hall-"
Suddenly, Vanellope kicked Mario out of his seat. He fell to the ground. Thud!
Tsireya gasped as she watched Mario fall to the ground.
"Owww!" cried out Mario. "That's rude!"
Vanellope sat down on Mario's seat.
"This is awkward," said John.
"What up John! I love your dyed-beard! But ya know what would be cool? It would be cool if your beard was pink like cotton candy!" Hahaha!
John blinked a few times. He didn't say anything.
Mario sighed.
Outside Team Cabins
Jason was doing push-ups on the red grass. "Forty-eight." Mhmph. "Forty-nine" Mhmph. "Fifty."
Mhmph. He stopped to catch his breath.
Jason's Confessional
"John and Po made me angry last night. Mindy made me angry today. So, I decided to do push-ups this morning. Exercising is a way for me to release my anger and stress. My mind feels calm now." Jason paused for a moment. "Now that I think about it.. I'll get eliminated from Total Drama if my teammates stay mad at me. I have to be smart. So, from now on, I'm going to be a peaceful leader. Wait a second, why am I here? I don't want to do these Confessionals. It's weird as fuck."
Confessional Ends
Jason decided to rest, so he stopped doing push-ups. He placed his knees on the red grass. Jason slowly inhaled and exhaled. His green eyes looked up at the blue sky.
Out of nowhere, Guy walked up to Jason.
"It's my favorite person! Are you praying to Jesus for a fucking miracle?" asked Guy.
Jason groaned. "Leave."
"Technically, I can't leave because I'm stuck on an island with you," said Guy.
Jason groaned again. "Shut up smartass."
"You're not the boss of ME," laughed Guy.
"All I want is peace and silence for about an hour. Go away Guy," said Jason.
Mhmmmmmmmmmmmm. "No."
Jason sighed. "Please?"
"Hell no! Buddy, I'm going to make your life miserable today! LALALALALALALALALA!"
"Why are you doing this to me?" sighed Jason.
"Isn't it obvious? You were fucking rude to me yesterday. You acted like the asshole of the year. There's no way in hell, I'm going to respect your prayer session with Jesus and his Disciples," said Guy.
"I wasn't even praying-"
"I don't give a shit," said Guy. "LALALALALA!"
GRRRR... "SHUT THE FUCK UP!" screamed Jason.
"LALALALALALALALALA! I can't hear you!"
Suddenly, Chef walked up to Jason and Guy. He was holding a potato sack in his hands. "You two are annoying. If my Mama was here, she would put a bar of soap in each of your mouths!"
"He started it!" complained Jason.
"I don't care," grunted Chef. "Anyways.. Here's your friends." He dumped Kate, Sam, and King Julien out of the potato sack.
Thud!
"Owww!" cried out Sam.
"YES! I can feel my butt!" laughed King Julien. He quickly stood up from the ground.
Chef walked away.
"What in the world is going on? Why were the three of you in that potato sack?" asked Guy.
Kate and Sam slowly got up from the ground.
Ach. "I was trying to steal the Multiversal Staff," explained Kate.
"And then Chef caught us inside Chris' mansion!" said Sam.
Guy's eyes widened. "Chris lives in a mansion on the island?"
Sam nodded.
"There's glorious food in that mansion!" said King Julien.
"God damn it. Chris and Chef eat the good food. But we're stuck with the shitty porridge," complained Guy.
Jason slowly stood up. "Kate, you remember the way back to the mansion?"
Kate sighed. "Unfortunately, no... It was dark outside when we arrived at the mansion."
"Shit," said Jason.
"Wait a second... King Julien knows the way to the mansion! Isn't that right, King Julien?" asked Sam.
"Ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, no. I forgot," said King Julien.
Sam's face was surprised. "You forgot?"
King Julien nodded.
Hmm. "That's odd..." said Kate.
King Julien's Confessional
HEHEHEHE! "Of course, I know how to get to Chris' mansion! I'm obviously lying to the silly humans. All the glorious food in that mansion belongs to ME! I don't want anyone to find the mansion."
"Crap.. Crap, crap, crap, crap, crap!" yelled Kate.
Sam placed her hand on Kate's shoulder. "What's wrong Kate?"
"I left my recurve bow and phone in the potato sack," said Kate. "I can't believe I lost my phone again."
"OMG! I'm sorry Kate! It must've been my bad luck," said Sam.
Kate sighed. "It's fine."
"Don't worry, we'll get back your stuff," said Guy. "I'm going to give Chris a piece of my mind today."
"Thanks, Guy," said Kate.
Ahem. "Attention campers!" said Chris. His voice was coming from the speakers located everywhere on the red island. "Are you ready for an adventure today?!"
"Hell no," said Guy.
Chris continued. "The FIRST IMMUNITY CHALLENGE of the season will take place at the peak of Mount Red. It's about thirteen-thousand feet tall, which makes it the tallest mountain on the Red Island! All of you HAVE to hike your way up to the peak of Mount Red. And you all need to wear your bikinis and swim trunks for today's challenge!"
"Why do we need to wear beach clothing for a hike?" asked Sam.
Kate shrugged.
"Oh, and one more thing... There's going to be a FOOD REWARD CHALLENGE before the IMMUNITY CHALLENGE. The FIRST TEAM that arrives at the peak of Mount Red WINS the FOOD!" announced Chris. "Chef will be serving the food at Mount Red!"
"Hopefully, it's not more porridge," said Guy.
"The FOOD REWARD CHALLENGE starts... NOW!" announced Chris.
"MOVE OUT OF THE WAY!" yelled Jason as he ran.
All twenty-four campers scrambled to the cabins to change into their beach clothing.
Orange Pufferfish's Cabin (Men's Side)
Po, John, Henry, Swiper, Mario, Damien, Ji-Woon, and Jason were inside the cabin. They quickly changed into their swimming clothing. Except for John.
"Ah, fuck. My swim trunks are too small! It doesn't fit me!" complained John.
"Do you have spare swim trunks?" asked Mario as he grabbed his red swimming goggles.
"No.." sighed John.
"Squeeze yooooo balls in dem swim trunks!" said Damien.
"Ugh.." groaned John. He slowly changed into the tight swim trunks.
Everyone inside the cabin started shouting at John.
Jason cursed underneath his breath.
Mario sighed.
"This is taking forever!" cried out Po. "I changed into my extra extra extra large swim trunks faster than you!"
Hehehe! Swiper giggled.
"I know! I know! Just give me a moment," grumbled John. Mhmph! Mhmph! He barely made any progress. His face was red from the embarrassment.
Damien facepalmed.
Damien's Confessional
"This motherfucker is taking too long! He's treating his balls like they're the million-dollar jewels of Los Angeles!"
Confessional Ends
Outside Orange Pufferfish's Cabin
Ellie, Vanellope, Mindy, and Tsireya were waiting for the guys.
"What's taking them so long?" asked Vanellope.
"Not sure.." said Mindy. "Vanellope, I love the bikini you're wearing!" She smiled and gave Vanellope a thumbs-up.
"Thanks!" said Vanellope. She was wearing a mint-green colored bikini. There were patterns of chocolate cake on her bikini.
More time passed. Ellie, Vanellope, Mindy, and Tsireya continued to wait.
Tsireya sighed. "I fear we will lose this challenge."
Forest
The Red Lobsters were in the lead. Everyone was running as fast as they could.
"The mountain is straight ahead!" said Kate.
Charmcaster mischievously smiled. "Great!"
Papa Louie was the slowest. He tried his best to keep up with his teammates.
Kate glanced at Papa Louie to make sure he was alright. "Are you okay Papa Louie?"
Papa Louie nodded. "I'm doing okay! My legs aren't failing me yet!"
"Cool!" said Kate. Suddenly, she realized Papa Louie was still wearing his chef's clothing. "Wait a second… Everyone, STOP RUNNING!"
The Red Lobsters stopped running.
Esdeath raised her eyebrow. Hm?
"Papa Louie, why aren't you wearing swim trunks? We might get penalized," said Kate.
Papa Louie smiled. "Don't worry, my friend! It's in my hand." He opened his hand, which revealed a squishy pizza stress reliever.
Kate's eyes widened. "Oh boy."
"You fool!" cried out Charmcaster.
"Papa Louie... That's a mini squishy pizza," pointed out Kate.
"It's not an ordinary squishy pizza," said Papa Louie with a wink. "With the push of a button, this squishy pizza grows into an inflatable pizza suit! I'll put on the inflatable suit at Mount Red."
"Good for you Papa Louie," said Guy. "But how come nobody noticed Papa Louie wasn't wearing swim trunks, until now?
There was an awkward silence.
"I was focused on not running into trees," explained Darby.
Hmm.. "Papa Louie was running behind me. So, I didn't see what Papa Louie was wearing," said Misty.
Guy facepalmed. "Idiots.."
Grrrrrr.. "WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?!" screamed Misty.
"Uh.. Uhh…"
Suddenly, Misty smacked Guy's face with her hand.
"Ouch! That was not nice of you!" said Guy. He rubbed his face.
Misty rolled her eyes. Hmph!
Kate sighed.
"We'll be fine! I promise," said Papa Louie.
"If you say so.. Let's keep running everyone!" shouted Kate.
The Red Lobsters continued to run through the forest. After some time passed by, Darby slowed down her pace. She ran next to Papa Louie.
Darby's eyes curiously studied the squishy pizza that was in Papa Louie's hand. She faked a friendly smile. "Where did you get your squishy pizza from?"
"That's a long story, my friend!" There was a proud look on Papa Louie's face.
"I'd love to hear about your story!" said Darby. The tone of her soft voice was filled with gleeful energy. She tried her best to maintain that convincing gleeful energy.
Hehe! "In my universe, I'm the owner of a very successful pizza restaurant! But…. But, but, but. I'm also the owner of a successful retail company!"
"Interesting! So.. How's that going for you?" asked Darby.
Ohohoho! "It's going splendidly!"
"Cool.. What sort of stuff does your retail company sell?"
"Well... We sell everything you can think of!"
"Like?"
Papa Louie smiled. "Pizza beds! Pizza beds give sleeping customers that everlasting feeling of eating pizza in their mouths. Pizza rugs and pizza wallpapers! It comes in many varieties and sizes." Ohohoho! "And we even have an artificial intelligence pizza chatbot that helps customers online on our website! Its name is Pizza Buddy." He laughed, but then he gasped for air. The long run through the forest was tiring out Papa Louie.
Hm. "Does your retail company sell anything else besides pizza theme accessories and furniture?"
Papa Louie thought about it for a moment. "We also sell… Packages of string cheese! It's great for pizza parties."
"And besides food?"
"Cars!"
"Oh... Well, that seems normal-"
"And these cars are TRIANGULAR-SHAPED CARS! Guess why the cars are triangular-shaped…"
"It's because the cars look like pizza slices, right?"
OHOHOHO! "Yes! Yes, my friend! How did you know?!" asked Papa Louie.
Darby shrugged. "Lucky guess I suppose."
Darby's Confessional
"He's very obsessed with anything that's pizza-related... To be honest, I'm a little worried about his sanity."
Confessional Ends
The Orange Pufferfish were not too far behind in the reward challenge.
Wheeze! Wheeze! "GUYS! We should take a break from running. I'm running low on energy," said Po. He stopped running and gasped for air.
The rest of the team stopped running and waited for Po to catch his breath.
"I feel like we're going to lose the reward challenge..." said Mario.
"Well, shit!" cried out John. He threw his arms in the air out of frustration.
"Sorry," apologized Po.
Vanellope peacefully walked up to Po. She smiled. "What up Po! I wanted to let you know that I think you're amazing and cool!"
The compliment made Po smile. "Aww, thanks Vanellope," said Po.
"Po, I'm really hungry... I wish I had a delicious meal," sighed Vanellope. "Can you keep on running for me? Pretty please."
"I don't know.."
"Please…"
Po thought about it. "Fine.. I'll do it for you because you're being really nice to me." He began to stretch out his sweaty panda body.
"Really?! Yay!" celebrated Vanellope. Suddenly, the smile on her face was replaced with anger as soon as she looked into the innocent eyes of Mario. Grrrrrrr. "You're running too slow Mario. If you keep running like that, we'll be candy crushed by the other team." Hmph! She walked away from Mario.
"I wasn't even running slow-" argued Mario.
Vanellope ignored Mario.
Purrr... "Spicy," said Ji-Woon in a soft voice.
"Guys! I have to fart before I start running again. It'll be quick," promised Po.
John sighed.
"You guys should stand back... This is going to be a big Dragon Warrior fart," explained Po.
Ellie's eyes widened.
Damien dropped Henry from his strong arms.
Everyone quickly stepped away from Po, except for Henry. Swiper hid behind a tree.
Po gulped. "Three..." Toot! "Two..." TOOT! "One…"
All of a sudden, a commercial break appeared…
Author's Note: Who's winning the reward challenge? Hmmmm.