Cat: Naruto X High School DxD
Title: Darkness creeping into my heart
Rating: M
Pairing: Naruto X Akeno/Tsubaki/Mito/Shizune/Raynare/Sona/Rias/Xenovia/Eve(Yami)/Koneko/Ayase, Issei X Asia/Irina/Kalawaner, Kushina X Minato, Tsunade X Ay, Gaara X Scheris
Summary: Himejima Akeno had the perfect life. Athletic, Popular, and beautiful. Not to mention that she had the perfect Boyfriend Uzumaki Naruto. Now if only she could tell him that... Wait Why does her boyfriend have BLACK WINGS!?
Hey everyone so I have to address something that was brought up. It's the elephant in the room that I didn't want to address, but someone brought it up and I had to talk about it. Why has my writing suffered over the last few fictions? I'll tell you why. I suffered from a lack of Passion. I love writing, I've done it for MANY years. I was here during the 2014 purge, the Harry Potter Million-mile marker, the creation of Kushina/Minato Neglect fics. I've had passion for several years, but like John Cena after WrestleMania 28, I've been in a spiral of lack of Passion. Spirit is willing, but it's not there. IRL is good. My family and I are great, my career, not job CAREER is going great. My mental and Physical is great.
But what does that have to do with this story. More specifically it has to do with Calderoneric758 You all keep seeing me say that this is his brainchild and I'm just the hands making it. To you Calderoneric758 I publicly say Thank you for helping me personally find that passion that I had for writing Fanfictions. And to everyone who likes this story or has constructive criticism, I say thank you. I respond to Every review, because that's who I am.
Review Response
Calderoneric758: I honestly was at a loss as what to do so Full Moon Axe. Also Thank you again for helping me rediscover my passion for writing Fictions.
UnsanMusho: So the Marriage arc is actually going to be stupidly fun, because I'm going to bring something to light that a lot of people missed.
iiNeo: LOL! That went over your head Two things wrong with your statement. 1 Naruto was arrogant. Not in his power but his skills. Regional under 18 Kickboxing champion 3rd overall in the nation. Yeah Naruto is there which Azazel nipped in the bud. 2 it was a meta joke about what I was doing. There's also an art to confrontation. Now if you noticed 1 day passed with Naruto being a Fallen Angel. Mito was kinda of distracting him, Azazel came and talked with the family, and then he was Whisked away for two weeks of training. He had no time to BE angry or question why they hid it from him. Do you question your parents about things they hide from you? I don't think so. Will you be pissed. Obviously.
Habu2010: Absolutely. Like I said I love Asia X Issei. The only pairing I really buy into when it comes to High School DxD.
NightSlayer04: I'll take all this into consideration. I did want to play around with Koneko and even Kiba a bit.
Shirou Emiya1: IDK. I'm tempted for Grea, but that feels to much like a NarutoX FemKyubi situation for my liking.
WOLF-GOST: Sorry no fox lady this time.
Spark681: Oh Azazel is a good teacher.
BK201DarkKitsune: Thank you. Also, I do think Rais needs to be brought down a peg. Honestly, she's one of the most Arrogant Female protagonists that I've ever seen. The only character who comes as close to arrogant as she is is Revy, but Revy is an AntiHero or an outright villain herself. She gets a pass
Guest: Of the three Leaders Azazel is the best.
Vongola Ninja: To be honest I dislike Mittelt. Not because of anything she did or didn't do, but because she just kinda appeared out of nowhere. The GOAT does catch my interest, but damn that's a lot of cards!
Raidentensho: I cannot say. And yes he will get his own version of that I do like her a lot... I'll have to consider it.
Alexander4443: Thank you.
Rouge1Bois: That makes sense.
Therenoice: No problem.
Silvaunium: OP Naruto stories are fun, but when he gains power, the long way has its own satisfying flavor it.
XxwolfsterXx644: Naruto's strength will be up there. I'll probably go back to using F-SS ranking system. If I were to put him at anything in the current system, it would be Mid to high D
Crimson Riot 01: Thank you.
Kyuri26: Honestly I don't know. Koneko is kinda a staple of these things. I'll keep her in the loop for now.
MrBrownOptometrist: Thanks.
Borello: Thank you.
"Lets go!" speech
{Hey Kid I need a Favor} Cellphone.
"Damn my luck!" thought/flashback.
"BOOST/Rasengan!" dragons/attack
"BOOST!" dragon thought
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Chapter 5: Supernatural flavor
Location: Kuoh Academy
Place: Courtyard
Time: 0700
Naruto walked down the street to school. He had spent the last two weeks speaking, training with his family, especially the perverted old bastard on his abilities as a Fallen and even part of the unique abilities that he possessed. Despite him only recently awakening his Fallen Angel side and his Sacred gear it had given him a boost in power. Normally one needed to be at least six-winged Fallen Angel before they gained their unique skills and powers. However, thanks to Grea Naruto was abile to gain his unique power. The ability to clone himself, although he could only make four clones, but each clone required 1/4th of his total power so he had to be careful when using them in a fight. He had yet to utilize them for combat outside fo training.
Despite how he felt about perverts like Azazel, the man was as smart and strong as he was perverted. Azazel had identified his Sacred Gear and had dubbed it a Pseudo-Longinus one level below the 13 strongest Sacred Gears in the World. Nearly being paired with the eternal rivals of Red and White. He had asked about any hot women that Naruto had had relations with and if he wanted Azazel could introduce him to a few women, but currently Naruto was doing something else.
He looked to his right and walking behind him was his 'cousin' as she was eating ice cream, she was a short stack standing at 5' even with B-cup breasts, had long blonde hair, dark red eyes, and a petite waist. She currently wore a navy-blue sleeve shirt, a black skirt that had a white line on it, a red tie that had a cross on it, a bracelet on her left arm, thigh-high black stockings, and brown loafers. This girl was Eve Vollfied. An Artificial Human. Made by one of Azazel's close personal allies and friends. she was quite something. Not a Houmunculi, but not fully human either. In Azazel's own words, she was a deadly weapon packed into a cute form. (1)
The only problem was that she was as static as a piece of cloth. So, Naruto had spent the weekend trying to help her reach her emotions. It was slow, but she picked things up fast. When he wasn't helping her learn he conversed and showed her things like video games and the like.
It also gave him time to think about Akeno. Despite what her and the others had done he still had feelings for her. He still loved her, but after what she did could he forgive her? Maybe, but definitely not forget. He wouldn't seek her out, but if he encountered her, he would not run away.
"Naruto, I expected you to be out for a while longer," came a Monotone of voice.
Naruto turned to see the person he considered his best friend. The boy was much shorter than Naruto, standing at 5'7", and while he seemed to be a bit on the skinny side let him remove the uniform and you'd see that he was more on the toned and Lean side of the spectrum. blood red hair. Sabuku Gaara.
Gaara was something of a wild card when it came to school. He often tended to sleep through class but was also in the top 10 in their year group. He also didn't attend any clubs, but he often times stopped by the Kickboxing club just to sit and watch. Surprisingly Gaara was actually a good fighter, but he had no real desire to fight.
"Hey Gaara, long time no see bro," said Naruto fist fist-bumping his friend.
"I was worried about Naruto. Is everything alright?" said Gaara.
Naruto smirked. "Yeah, I was with my grandfather for a few weeks. Old man is as perverted as water is wet," said Naruto.
Eve looked at Naruto with her held tilted slightly. "Azazel-san isn't that bad,".
Naruto opened his mouth to speak.
"Well look who's back. I thought you took off for parts unknown after Akeno-san dumped sorry ass,"
Gaara, Naruto, and Eve turned to look at the person who opened their mouth.
The boy in question was taller than Gaara at 5'10 but shorted than Naruto, but where Naruto was more on the slender side this guy had more muscle, a wild appearance, messy brown hair, sharp black eyes with vertical slit-like pupils, pronounced canine teeth, and a gotee, he wore the boys uniform, but over that he had a leather jacket. The boy was Inuzuka Kiba. Naruto's biggest 'rival' in school. Izuzuka was an undisciplined thug and he had four underlings under him. Even Sona who everyone knew to be a class act.
"What do you and your pretty pink ponies want pickle puss!?" asked Naruto switching to his trash-talking wrestler Persona. It also didn't help that in another life Naruto was called the Prankster King from Hell.
Kiba and his buddies grit their teeth in anger., but Kiba quickly gains a smirk.
"You are talking a lot of shit considering Akeno dumped your ass,"
A hush fell over the yard. Despite Naruto and Akeno's rumored breakup. No one knew the truth. Tsubaki had talked to Akeno and all but confirmed it and even expressed her own interest in Naruto. Of course, Naruto had no way to know all of this. He had been gone for two weeks.
One of Kiba's goons finally noticed Eve and blushed looking at her. He was honestly surprised that it took so long to notice such a cutie. While not anywhere near the beauty of the Great Ladies, she was probably as cute as Koneko. Her static expression was something to fall in love with.
He slicked back his hair and walked up to Eve. "Hey there baby. you're kind of cute. How about you come and hang with us," said the goon looking at Eve's budding breasts.
Naruto's face clouded over as he left his verbal sparring match with Kiba. "Get the hell away from Eve before I put my size 12 boot up your narrow ass," said Naruto.
Kiba got in front of Naruto. "Hey now let's leave the new couple alone. I'm sure they'll get along great," said Inuzuka.
"Hang out?" asked Eve tilting her head to the side.
The boy grinned. "Don't worry, me and the boys can teach you how to hang out. Such a pretty little thing you are," said the boy as he reached up to touch Eve's face.
Before his hand could touch her face a hand gripped his in a steel trap. The boy groaned in pain as if he was trying to act tough, but many people often underestimated Gaara's strength for some reason the smaller boy had a high grip strength.
"I may not know Volfird-san well, but she is important to my friend so I will protect her," said Gaara.
"Are you stupid or something!? It's 5 on 2. You have no chance!" growled Kiba.
"Then it's a good thing that Naruto and I are both worth at least 10 men each, while you are only worth half a man where it matters,"
Eve smiled. "I think they call that a burn,"
Naruto smirked and patted her head. "I'll make a smart ass out of you yet Eve my dear!"
Kiba looked at Eve and growled. "I'll show you, you little bitch!"
Before Kiba even got within spitting distance of Eve Naruto kicked Kiba with a no set up Sweet Chin Music that sent him backwards. That shot alone rattled him but it wasn't enough to knock him out. The only problem was that it was a setup. See Naruto knew how strong his kick was. He had once knocked out Bee with it during training. Not a lucky shot. A full-powered kick that Bee said he could take. No Naruto only wanted to Stun Kiba. He was going to leave the finish to his best friend. Naruto wasn't Ay and Bee's only student.
Gaara he had managed spun Kiba around by his shoulder as he jumped into the air grabbing Kiba by his neck and head. From there gravity did the rest and pulled Gaara down to earth with Kiba's body following suit! they both came to the ground with Kiba's neck taking the brunt of the damage with his face hitting concrete nearly knocking him cold.
"ENOUGH!" yelled a voice that caught everyone's attention.
It was Tsubaki and a blond-haired boy He wasn't anything to be intimidated by if anything Naruto would have to be careful when dealing with him. While he didn't have proof Naruto had to assume that everyone who was close to Sona and Tsubaki were devils. Who was closer to the Student Council President than the Student Council Members?
Although this was still just speculation on Naruto's part.
"Hey, this asshole started it!" growled Kiba as he was helped up by his friends, his nose busted and bleeding.
Tsubaki closed her mismatched eyes. "Inuzuka-san you insulated Uzumaki-san and your friend attempted to touch Uzumaki-san's cousin without consent. That alone should have him brought up on criminal charges. He and Sabuku-san were well in their rights to defend themselves from aggressors such as yourselves,"
"If you still have a problem, you can take it up with me," said Saji crossing his arms.
Kiba snorted. "Whatever takes us to the queen bitch so we can get detention or whatever," said Kiba.
Tsubaki turned to the rest of the students and frowned. "Shows over go about your day!"
After everyone broke up Saji led the boys to Sona's office while Gaara checked to make sure Eve was okay. Tsubaki walked up to Naruto and the others. Naruto looked at her and caught the faint whiff of cinnamon from her.
"Are you alright Uzumaki-kun?" asked Tsubaki. "I wanted to speak with you, but I didn't expect it to be like this,"
Naruto frowned at her. He knew she was a devil. For her to come up to him and just talk seemed to go against most of the things that Azazel told Naruto.
"Should you really be talking to me like this. After all you are a bat and I'm a crow," said Naruto using the universal code language.
"My Master has no such problems with what you are. In fact, she has given me her blessing to court you. Unlike your... I guess she sees no issues with it. Sona has never been one to turn down a golden opportunity," said Tsubaki.
"Are you sure?" asked Naruto.
Tsubaki smiled. "Positive. She would like to met with you and talk with you about our courting. As she is my master, she is overall responsible for my safety," said Tusbaki.
"Lead the way," said Naruto.
Tsubaki grabbed Naruto's arm and pulled it between her breasts. The blonde-haired Fallen Angel blushed at her actions.
"Please follow Me Uzumaki-kun. I will escort you to Lady Sona," said the heterochromatic Devil.
Not far away from all of this Akeno looked at the location Tsubaki and Naruto just were from around the corner. If one was to look closely the edge of the concrete pillar where she was standing had deep scratch marks on it.
Location: Kuoh Academy
Place: Student council room
Time: 0720
Sona sat in the student council office going over Student Council business as well as Kuoh town Supernatural paperwork. Sona sometimes hated how much work she had to do. Her analytical mind and eye for detail made it quite a bit trivial matter; however because of the amount of work she did, Sona ever only got 4 hours of sleep within a 24-hour period with a 10-minute nap thrown in every 6 hours. Majority of her Peerage still had human attachments, so they still had their human needs or rather they were built into them. It was actually one of the reasons that the Devils invested in an artificial sky that turned from day to night instead of eternal night.
The door to the room opened and Tsubaki walked in with Naruto right behind her.
Tsubaki bowed to Sona. " Lady Sona, as requested, I have brought Uzumaki-san to speak to you. I have also told him of my intentions to court him," said Tsubaki.
"You don't waste any time," said Sona.
Tsubaki smiled. "Well, I don't want to become a Great Witch like you intend to be," said Tsubaki.
Sona frowned, before smiling. "You know that only someone who is on my level mentally will lay with me,"
"So what about you and me?" asked Naruto looking at the vice-president.
"Saturday at 1100. You met me at the Kuoh town Plaza, and we will go from there," said Tsubaki as she stepped out and closed the door.
"Do you play chess Uzumaki-san?" asked Sona.
"Not really. My grandfather taught me the basics, but i'm not very good," said Naruto.
Sona smiled. "I find it a good way to pass the time during a talk. Please take a seat," said Sona.
Naruto took a seat across from Sona. She was playing as White and Naruto as Black. Sona grabbed a pawn and moved it forward.
"So what do you really want?" asked Naruto using a Knight to leap over a pawn.
"Nothing. Having a Fallen Angel that owes me a favor could be useful," said Sona as she moved a bishop.
"What makes you think I owe you a favor?" asked Naruto.
"No reason, but I think that my Lovely Tsubaki-chan has taken a shine to you and I plan on getting everything I can out of her,"
"You sound like a high-class pimp if that's the case," said Naruto moving a rook.
Sona chuckled. "If I really wanted to, I could tell Tsubaki to drop out of school and go earn me money on the nearest corner. She'd gladly suck a few filthy cocks for a few dollars. If you ask nice i'll even sell her to you," said Sona.
"Something is wrong with you Devils if you can do that to your servants," said Naruto taking a knight with a pawn.
Sona shrugged as she took the knight using her queen. "That's all she is. A servant who fulfills my every desire. It's her purpose after all,"
Naruto gripped his rook, before he took note of the situation. She was beating him into a reaction. But why? The Chessboard, the pieces, the way she worded things. Naruto placed his piece and calmed himself. He didn't want to give this woman more ammo than she already had.
"Your good at Mental Games Sona-san, but please be mindful that I'm not one of those idiotic simps who worship the ground you walk on. I may not be a member of the Gigori, but I'll kick your ass if you every try to play me again," said Naruto.
Sona looked at Naruto in his eyes. The duo stared at each other for a moment, before Sona smiled.
"Very well Uzumaki-san. Please take care of Tsubaki. She's very dear to me Also know this. I'm not Rias and won't jump the gun but hurt Tsubaki and I'll freeze you. ," said Sona.
Naruto nodded before he picked us his rook and moved it one last time before he rose. "Have a nice day Sona-san,"
A white hired girl opened the door for Naruto allowing him and Eve to leave. As they did Sona looked at the chessboard specifically at the rook that Naruto had moved. Sona picked up her bisop, the one that she was going to move had Naruto gone through with his move and that's how she knew that she was in danger. His second rook had a clear shot at her queen two squares away from her king, and one row away from the back row
"Two moves to draw... one move to check mate. "Oh Rias you were looking for a pawn and lost a knight in your future battle," thought the Sitri Heiress couldn't stop the smirk that appeared on her face.
Location: Kuoh Town
Place: Mall
Time: 2000
"So does the uniform fit alright Eve-chan?" asked Naruto.
The duo had just finished getting Eve's uniform tailored to fit her. She Already had her class schedule and was allowed a little leeway with the uniform. Thankfully the mall had a tailor that was contracted with the school to help with the uniforms. After taking her measurements the seamstress was able to get the proper clothes and modify them in record time. While they waited the duo had dinner at a cafe and did their homework. It was a popular hangout for students of Kuoh. One that Naruto knew well from his time with Akeno.
"There alright. Although I don't like how it shows off my legs. I wish the skirt was longer," said Eve with a frown as she looked the the bag in her hand.
Naruto and Eve were walking home and stopped. Standing before them was Inuzuka Kiba. Naruto dropped his backpack and removed his jacket.
"You here for another beating?" asked Naruto.
Kiba laughed at Naruto. Only it wasn't a light-hearted one. It was slightly deranged, something someone who planned to hurt someone else. He didn't bother saying anything. Instead, Kiba got into a low stance and charged at Naruto raising his hands, before he rushed at Naruto with a speed that Naruto was sure that he didn't have. Kiba thrust his hand forward, and the light caught the black of his nails. Naruto fell backward onto the ground and onto his hands, before using all his power to thrust his feet into Kiba's stomach or he tried to, but Kiba managed to cross his arms displacing a lot of the impact power. Even with a lot of the power gone there was still enough to send Kiba skyward. Kiba did a few backflips and landed on the ground. And shuck out his arms.
"So, this is the power of a Fallen Angel. I always wanted to test myself," said Kiba. Standing tall.
Naruto frowned. "You know what a Fallen Angel is?"
Kiba laughed as he flexed his hand and grew inch-long claws and white hair to grow around his forearms. "Course I do. After all, I smelled your corrupted Light the second you stepped into Kuoh today. I'm surprised the Devils defended your sorry ass,"
"I'm not affiliated with the Fallen Angel Faction, but if it's an ass-kicking you want I can put my boots to your ass!" said Naruto.
"You're not going to catch a werewolf Our speed makes us faster than even a Devil's[Knight]," said Kiba.
Eve stepped back. This wasn't her fight, but if Kiba looked like he would hurt her cousin then she would jump in and finish him herself. She was the Demon after all.
Naruto frowned as he grabbed his glasses and put them on. "You trying to race or fight?" asked Naruto as his boots appeared.
"Race, Fight, play tic-tac-toe. You can't beat me Uzumaki! I'm an S-ranked Monster,"
Naruto smirked. "Then let's shorten the world! Radical Good Speed!" said Naruto. (2)
REVE!
Naruto and Kiba rushed at each other and throw out a punch! Naruto and Kiba's attacks connected with each other's cheeks. Kiba had a bit more power in his attack, but Naruto was quicker to recover. Spinning slightly Naruto jumped into the air and activated Air Platform. While he was in the air, he held out his hand and formed a spear of light. Naruto's speak of light was orange Naruto threw it at Kiba with the intent to impale him. Kiba snorted and thought that Naruto was an idiot for trying to catch him with something so slow.
Kiba managed to get inside of Naruto's defenses and slash his back with his claws. Naruto yelled in pain as he rolled forward and came around with a jumping toe kick to Kiba's face. Kiba growled as he opened his mouth and grabbed his throat.
"Wolf Howl" yelled Kiba unleashing a blast of energized air.
The attacked rushed at Naruto, but before it could hit Eve appeared before Naruto with her hand raised, before said hand turned into a big metal shield. The blast hit the shield and dispersed.
"Take him out Naruto!" yelled Eve
REVE!
Naruto Smirked. "No problem!
Naruto vanished and appeared in front of Naruto and kicked him in the chin sending him flying, Naruto grabbed Kiba, before pulling him towards and outstretched arm
"LARIART!" yelled Naruto hitting Kiba right across the throat.
Kiba was turned inside out by this attack and landed on his back. Gasping in pain.
REVE!
Naruto appeared behind Kiba and wrapped his head up in a half-nelson before flying into the air as high as he could. While it didn't seem like much Naruto knew that Kiba was at a huge disadvantage. Werewolves by nature were ground dwellers. They hated being away from the ground. Their power came from the connection to the earth. Naruto began to spin as fast as he could.
"Drilling Air Throw!" yelled Naruto as he threw Kiba into the ground.
Kiba slammed into the ground. Naruto spun around and raised his left into the air. as lavender colored energy burst from his raised leg.
CRANK!
"Now for the finisher! Crescent Moon Axe!" yelled Naruto.
The kick landed on the ground panting as Eve came over and helped him up. Naruto looked at Kiba and smirked at the downed werewolf.
"Take that muttly," said Naruto.
"Geez you really did a number on the runt," came a female voice.
Eve and Naruto got into a defensive stance as a figure walked out of the shadows. It was a young woman. She was slightly shorter then Naruto and she seemed to have a bit of a wild beauty to her in a milf type way. D-cup breasts, wild brown hair and slit eyes. She wore a brown vest that was zipped up to just under her breasts, a pair of skintight pants, and slip-on shows.
"Who are you?" asked Eve prepared to defend her... cousin.
The woman chuckled. "I'm Kiba's mother and Alpha of the Inuzuka pack. Inuzuka Tsume. Which is only Me, my kids, my husband, and his brother. Anyway, the kid has needed his ass kicked for a while now," said Tsume picking up Kiba and throwing him over her shoulder.
"You're not mad?" asked Naruto.
"Nah. Werewolves love a good fight. We always want to challenge the person nearest our level, the stronger the better. As much as I like talking to you two runts I'm taking this idiot home. Catch you around," said Tsume as she vanished without a sound.
"That woman is terrifying," said Eve.
Naruto nodded, before he and Eve left the
As Eve helped Naruto away neither noticed a small serpent like creature who had watched the entire battle.
Location: Kuoh Town
Place: Uzumaki Residence/ Edding Tides Restaurant
Time: 1930
"Ouch! Can you be a bit more gentle on my poor back Mito-nee!" yelled Naruto.
"I would, but what dumb ass gets into a fight with a werewolf!?" yelled Mito as she gained a tic mark, before slapping bandages on Naruto's back
"YEEEEE!"
"Naruto-kun isn't a dumb ass," said Eve.
"Thank you Eve-chan!" yelled Naruto.
"He just doesn't have any sense of self-preservation whatsoever," said Eve.
Naruto began to cry while Mito laughed.
"As fun as it is to fun of my idiot son I didn't realize that there were werewolves in Kuoh," said Minato.
"Same. Vampires, Devils, Beast Tamers, and Youkai, but not werewolves," said Kushina.
"I don't get it, whats with the Werewolves and why didn't you know?" asked Naruto.
"It's more because Werewolves have no magic to speak up they fall into the same category as regular humans. I guess you could call it virus that turns into a disease, but not one that's detrimental to the individual. After a while it just becomes a familial treat. They become naturally strong, fast, they're senses especially their hearing and smell is off the charts. And then theirs their ability to transform into their full Wolf form,"
That reminded Naruto of something Kiba said.
"Hey, while I was fighting Kiba claimed he was an S-ranked Monster? What is that about?" asked Naruto.
"Oh that. Honestly, I normally wouldn't bother with that. It's the ranking system that is usually accepted. I'll give you an Example. Devils go by Low, Mid, High, Noble, Super, and Ultimate. Or like our own Winged ranking system. Monsters and Youkai find the F-SS rank class system simpler," said the red-haired chef as she fixed her hair into a tight bun.
"What Rank are we in the Monster Ranking system?" asked Naruto.
"Fallen Angels are considered S Ranked alongside Devils, Angels, Vampires, and some classes of Youkai. The only SS-ranked creatures are Gods and Heavenly Dragons. Then we have to go into the Top strongest beings but aside from position one and two the rest are kinda up int the air and open for interpretation," said Mito.
Naruto rubbed his head. "All this information dumb is a bit of a headache. Where are you two heading?" asked Naruto.
"We're heading to a conference for the Greater Senju Foundation. We'll be gone for a day or two," said Minato.
"You kids behave. Oh And Mito is in charge," said Kushina as Minato opened the door as he and Kushina left.
"If they are going to be gone for several days, what are they going to do?" asked Eve.
"Make out and make babies probably," said Mito.
"I don't need to hear about my parents fucking Mito. How about we make out instead," said Naruto with a smirk.
"Not in front of Eve I'm not. Maybe another day. Besides you still owe me three dates before we do anything more than kiss," said Mito crossing her arms under her breasts.
Naruto, Mito, and Eve sat playing games on the Family SWITCH. Despite not really being on it a lot due to his training and formerly dating Akeno Naruto didn't have a lot of time to play it, but he did indulge in the games from time to time.
The phone on the desk began to ring. Naruto picked it up and saw that it was the old bastard.
"Yo, old man. Any reason you are calling 1-800-im about to whoop yo candy ass if this isn't good" said Naruto frowning.
"{Hey Naruto listen I need a huge favor}," said Azazel.
"What!" yelled Naruto. "I'm already doing your deadbeat ass a favor by watching you and Tearju's fake Love child! What else could your perverted ass want?"
"{Oh nothing much. Just make sure your aunt and her idiot friends don't jump the gun and kick off the next Great War while keeping your ex-girlfriend's master from killing her. You know small potatoes},"
Naruto wanted to scream.
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And cut. I hope you guys enjoyed this chapter. I'll see you all later.
Authors Note
1: Eve or Yami. Depends on which Anime/Mange you go with Black Cat or To-Love-Ru. Eve is from Black Cat and Yami is from To-Love-Ru. Now why am I making this disteitin? Because they are basically the same Character. Only more people know To-Love-Ru better. However, to Me who knows her better as Eve, Yami is a cheap Copy. A stronger copy, but cheap. Probably because I owned all of the Manga and didn't know about To-Love-Ru until years later.
2: Radical Good Speed is that Alter of Straight Kruger who is from S-CRY-ED. I do not own S-CRY-ED, but Kruger is one of the best characters who never got any real screen time.