I do not own anything in these stories. All rights go to the creator Chris Savino and the current showrunner, Michael Rubiner.
This is the very first chapter in the entire fanfiction, as it shall serve as an introduction to this Loud House AU in which this shall open the same way SpongeBob SquarePants did in "Help Wanted". Anyway, let's begin the story.
Our story begins right behind the woods in a forest. It then starts zooming to initiate parallax scrolling, which reveals the town of Royal Woods.
The narrator said, "Ah. The state of Michigan. So fascinating. So wonderful. So glorious. Here we see the glorious town of Royal Woods, filled with life...," and it then transitions to show the Loud House location, "…home to someone very special in the whole neighborhood, Lincoln Loud. Yes, of course he lives in a house with 10 girls, you silly."
Inside the house, there was Lincoln's bedroom, which was a little bigger than the usual closet room. His wall had posters for Star Wars and Ghostbusters and had a small flag of the USA hung up on the wall as well. On one side of his bedroom, there was his usual bed next to his dresser that had all of his clothes with a bendable lamp light and a Rubix Cube. On the other side of the bedroom was a small work desk with a black roller chair, and a small and short three-shelf cabinet, which had all of his comics and the videotapes he collected, accompanied by a 13-inch RCA TV from 1983 with a VCR/cable box hooked up to it.
And in that bedroom was a young, optimistic boy named Lincoln. He wore a red T-shirt accompanied by an orange vest, a pair of light blue denim jeans and some white Nike sneakers with red stripes. And to top it all off, he had a unique set of white hair that made him look like Marty McFly from Back to the Future.
When Lincoln turns to reveal himself for the first time, he then notices the viewers and decides to give them a big warm welcome.
"Oh, hi. Have you ever wondered what it is like to live in such a big family? Well, do not let the picture I have fool you," Lincoln said as he holds a picture of him with ten girls, all smiling and continued, "You know, it's not always sugar and spice for our likings. Don't believe me? Then it's time that we present you."
With that, Lincoln opens his door and outside his room, there was some chaos going on caused by the girls. Starting with a fully clothed baby playing with pots and pans, one sister reading a poem, one sister playing Football in the house, one sister angrily chasing another grinning sister through the halls, and one sister playing on a guitar. as he said, "Welcome... to the Loud House."
Once done, Lincoln closes the door behind him and comes up to one of the older sisters, Luna, who was a rock and roll fanatic like no one could believe and her choice in clothing strongly reflected that. She wore a black denim jacket with some rock band buttons, a purple shirt with a skull on it, and a pair of purple tiger-print pants and leather Doc Martens boots. Her brown hair was shaggy and shoulder-length, and she wore a purple headband. The rock and roll sister was getting ready to play some great 80's-styled rock music.
"Hey Luna? A little traveling music for me?" Lincoln suggested.
"Sure thing, bro. And a one, and a two, and a one, two, three, four!", Luna said as she then starts jamming on her guitar and fulfills her brother's request as he started rocking through the halls.
Suddenly, another sister appeared in front of him. It was Lucy Loud, the goth sister of the family who lived and breathed all things gothic and spooky.
She has pale skin and long black hair, her bangs covering part of the top half of her face. Her attire came in black with shades of gray, those being her gray dress shirt that went down to her knees, her darker gray knitted cardigan, and black and dark gray shoes that were accompanied by a black and gray hat on her head, dark gray cross earrings and a black bracelet on one of her wrists.
"Hey, Lincoln, do you wanna hear my poem?" Lucy asked Lincoln.
"I'd really love to, Lucy, but I've got some things to do today," as he continues down through the halls only to be stopped by another sister named Luan Loud.
Luan was the prankster of the family who is an aspiring comedian in the works. Adorned on her brown, ponytailed-haired head was a pink bowtie, and her clothes came with a pink tank top accompanied with a black belt and a yellow skirt with black retro triangles that trailed down to her knees. Also, she and Luna were roommates.
"Hey, Linc. Smell that new flower on my outfit," Luan said as she squirts water from flower, but Lincoln ducks just in the nick of time.
"Ha! Did you really think I'd fall for..." Lincoln tried to speak but Luan suddenly squirts water from a flower on her left shoe into Lincoln's mouth.
"It's not easy being this good", Luan said before she laughs for a few moments when all of a sudden...
"Clear the way!" Lincoln does a spit take and gets out of the way for someone, "Comin' through!"
Out of nowhere came Lynn Loud Jr., a sister with a deep religious-like passion for sports. Her feathery brown hair was tied into a high-short ponytail with a red scrunchie, and her attire consisted of a white athletic top with red outlines, a pair of red gym shorts, and white Adidas running shoes. Much like Luna and Luan, she and Lucy were also roommates.
At that moment, Lynn Loud Jr. was running across the hallway with a football in her hand as she pushed Lincoln out of the way like a football player.
"YEAH! TOUCHDOWN! WOO-HOO!" Lynn shouted in pure joy and pride while she carried the football in her arm.
All right, that was unexpected," Lincoln said as he just went downstairs but once he went downstairs, he was eventually stopped by another sister named Lola Loud.
Lola was a twin sister with a very strong and passionate interest for beauty pageants. She wore a shoulder-padded, long pink dress, with a light pink sash that slung across her little torso, and her blond hair was long and quite feathery.
"Whoa whoa whoa. Hold your horse right there, Lincoln. Why don't you be a friend of mine and play 'Fashion Photographer' with me if you have the time to play it right," Lola said.
"I would love to, Lola, but I really gotta..." Lincoln tried to explain but Lola eventually began to get angry with him and raise her voice.
"YOU BETTER PLAY WITH ME RIGHT NOW OR I'LL TELL MOM YOU WERE READING ON THE ROOF IN YOUR UNDERWEAR!" Lola threatened Lincoln.
In response, Lincoln decides to give in and make an embarrassed side glance to the viewers and then starts taking photos of Lola as she poses for the camera.
"Work the camera! Uh-huh! That's it! Show me what you got!" Lincoln said embarrasingly during the photos before suddenly... "LORI!" he screamed for help.
As soon as Lincoln screamed for help, in came Lori Loud. She was the first-born oldest, tallest, most responsible and possibly the nicest of the siblings with beautiful blonde hair that almost looks a bit like a palm tree. Her choice in clothing consisted of a pink turtleneck long-sleeved shirt, a pair of blue high-waist jeans, and pink tennis shoes that was all accompanied by a trenchcoat.
Once she came to them, she decided to ask them.
"What seems to be the problem here?" Lori said with a somewhat maternal tone.
"Well, Lori, the thing is, Lola here wanted me to play a bit of "Fashion Photographer" with her," Lincoln confessed, "And not only that, she threatened to tell our mother about me reading on the roof in my underwear again even If I don't do it."
In response, Lori immediately turned to Lola with a stern look on her face with her arms now crossed.
"Come on, Lori! Lincoln must be kidding!" Lola complained.
"Seriously, Lola? Were you about to get Lincoln in trouble by simply telling a lie on him?" Lori said to Lola in an angry tone.
"Uh, no...," Lola lied, trying to cover it up, "I was... uh... just planning to do some cleaning to my bedroom."
But Lori didn't believe Lola's lie and then told her as she was tapping her shoe on the ground, "Are you sure, Lola? Because I think you are lying to me. And also, Mom's at work right now!"
"Okay, okay, fine, Lori. I'll spit it out!" Lola explained to Lori, "I just wanted Lincoln to play "Fashion Photographer" with me, and I threatened to tell Mom that Lincoln was reading on the roof in his underwear again if he didn't."
"Lola! You should know better than to threaten others like that! Don't ever do that to him again! Okay?! Because you'll just get him into trouble!" Lori said sternly to Lola.
"Y... yes, Lori," Lola said to Lori before she stepped back a bit.
At that moment, Lincoln began speaking to the viewers.
"Well, that's Lori. The oldest of the Loud siblings and if you're curious about her, she's like a mother to me by the way. She's got a voice of reason for her family and she always tries to keep this family under control, but really, she's actually very kind and gentle towards me and Lily," Lincoln said as Lori came to him.
"Hey, Linc. Thanks for calling me for help," Lori said to Lincoln very politely.
"Now where were we? Oh yeah," Lincoln said as he was about to head into the dining room with Lori following close behind him. Just when they started to enter, they spotted another elder sister who was doing a little dancing in the dining room area.
It was none other than Leni Loud, the second-born, and Lori's roommate whose long pale-blond hair had a mild perm. Her clothes came in two colors: the seafoam green of her one-shoulder shirt that went down to around her knees and her shoes, and the pink of her leotard outfit underneath, sunglasses, earrings, wide nylon belt attached to the waist of her shirt and legwarmer socks.
"Hi, guys, care to join me for a little dance?" Leni said as she was working out while listening to some workout music on the radio.
"I'd love to, Leni, but I've got some things to do right now," Lincoln replied.
"Yeah, by the way, that is some great music you got on the radio," Lori said, talking about the music.
"Why thank you, I really appreciate it," Leni said as she continued dancing when suddenly, a few moments later, Lori and Lincoln were met by yet another sister named Lana Loud.
Lana was an utter tomboy, through and through. She has rather short blonde hair with little pigtails and covering the rest of her head was a red trucker's cap, and she wore a light-pink padded down vest, a seafoam green T-shirt and light blue jeans. One thing she and Lola did have in common though, other than having the same face, was that she too was missing her front teeth.
Upon meeting her, she had just come inside carrying a pile of mud in her hands that she got from outside.
"Hey, Lori, Lincoln! Come check this out," Lana said as she held a mud pile in her hands as the two came up to her.
"Lana? Is that a mud pie you're carrying?" Lori asked in concern.
"Yeah, it is, Lori!" Lana said to Lori, "I made this from real mud outside."
"Ew! Lana!" Lori and Lincoln said in disgust before Lola came downstairs and came up to them.
"Hey! I should be the one working here," Lola yelled.
"Check out my mud pie! It's nice and squishy," Lana said before she threw it into Lola's face, causing Lola to scream in fear.
"Ah! Help! I've got mud on my face!" Lola screamed in horror.
But Lori, Leni and Lincoln couldn't help but laugh at that, knowing that it was funny.
"Good one, Lana! You really got her!" Lori said, knowing what Lana did was funny.
"Well, I'm just gonna go sit on the couch," Lincoln said.
"All right, Linky, you do that while I go check on the others," Lori said as Lincoln went over to the couch while Lori went upstairs only for her to come across a little sister writing a little something math-related on a notepad.
It was none other than Lisa Loud herself, who was something of a surprise in her own right. At almost four years of age, she was already a child prodigy with a ridiculously high IQ, and was a total scientific genius for someone like her. She wore a pair of large, rounded dark yellow eyeglasses, her brown hair was quite long, and her clothes came with a slightly oversized dark gray sweatshirt accompanied by a pair of light blue jeans and brown shoes.
"Oh, uh, Lisa, hi," Lori said before she asked, "Whatcha... whatcha writing there in that notepad?"
"I'm writing myself something extra for my mathematical formula so that I can remember," Lisa replied, "Don't forget to carry the 1."
"Um... okay, I guess I'll just head back downstairs and just be with our brother unit then..." Lori said to herself as she decided to head back downstairs where Lincoln was.
Once there, the two were now on the couch, sitting next to one another.
"Well, we've gone through most of my sisters of this family. You've already seen Lincoln by the way. So which one did we miss?" Lori said when all of a sudden, someone small and cute crawled up to her feet while she was making some happy sounds.
It was the smallest and youngest of the family. The ever-adorable Lily Loud, at just around eight months old at the time. Her creamy blond hair was nice and was starting to grow, tied up at the top of her head by a little pink bow, and she wore a nice light blue shirt with four little white buttons that went down along with a pair of white trousers and lavender shoes.
"Oh yeah. It's Lily, our baby sister and the youngest in the family," Lori said as she picked up her baby sister and cuddled her up in her arms with a comforting look on her face and started speaking softly to her, "Hello there. How's my sweet little Lily?"
Lily only giggled and babbled joyfully in response since she couldn't speak yet.
"Awwww... you always love it when Lori holds you nice and tight, do you not?" Lori said in a very sweet, almost maternal manner.
Lily was cooing and giggling in response as Lori cuddled her up in her arms. During that time, Lori had a big opportunity to take Lincoln's place for the time being.
"As we were saying, that, of course, takes care of my nine sisters and my brother in the family," Lori now explains to the viewers, "So I wonder who else inhabits the house aside from them?"
Around that same time, one of their pets came around and moved towards Lori and Lincoln before it started getting up on the couch with them. It was none other than the family's pet dog, Charles. He was a Pitbull Terrier with small white ears, a small black nose, and a black spot over his left eye, and had freckles and a black concentric circle on his back.
"Oh, yeah," Lori said before she started explaining as she passed Lily over to Lincoln, "That's our family dog, Charles, the honorary Pitt Bull Terrier. He's our family dog and he likes to hang out with some of us a lot. I have to say, he is known to be "man's best friend" but I honestly think Charles deserves a "lady's best friend" title as much as my little brother and sister."
After she spoke, Charles barked in response.
"Hey, Charles. Who's a good boy? Who's a good boy? Yes, you are," Lori said happily as she pet Charles while the dog wagged his tail before Charles barked a few times in joy, "Yeah, you sure are a good dog."
Once she finished, she then turned to Lincoln and Lily.
"Lily, Lincoln, you both be good kids while I go get myself a glass of water, okay?" Lori asked politely.
"Okay," Lincoln replied before Lori got up to go get a glass of water before something started to climb up onto her trenchcoat. It was none other than a cute little feline named Cliff, who was a full-grown, domestic, short-haired cat with black and blue highlighted fur, whiskers, a large black nose, a zigzagged tail and small ears.
"Ohhh, yeah, that's Cliff, our family cat," Lori said as she kneeled down towards the kitty, "For someone like Cliff as our cat, he's real cute and adorable."
Cliff meowed in response and Lori began petting the cat softly and gently as the cat was purring.
"Sweet little kitty you are indeed," Lori said as she continued petting the cat when suddenly, a ball bumps into Lori, causing her to lose her balance and fall onto the ground with Cliff running away in fear.
"Agh! Who was doing that?" Lori said, in a bit of pain, before noticing that the ball running around was actually a clear hamster ball, run by a very clever pet hamster named Geo, a hamster, with tan fur and a brown patch on his back.
"Oh, right. That was Geo running around freely in his little hamster ball around the house," Lori explained about the hamster to the viewer when she started getting back up, "I mean sure I'm mainly hired to watch over one another in this giant house full of other sisters. But me, I just have myself focused on my brother and, of course, my baby sister most of the time. Now if you'll excuse me..."
With that, Lori got up so she could go over to the kitchen to get herself some water. While she was doing so, somethin began flying right into her hair, mistaking it for a nest as it chirped. It was Walt, a small yellow bird with large eyes, a small beak, long wings, and a puffy tail.
Lori giggled upon the Walt being in her hair as she decided to speak a little more.
"Well, this bird here, by the way, his name's Walt, the little pet birdie of the Loud family. You see, he doesn't like having people touch his birdhouse which kind of makes Walt really angry and get all pissed at them," Lori said as she then heads on back to the living room and continued, "Aside from that, Walt's a very cute little bird and we all love this bird just as much as my little brother and sister."
Once Lori finished, she was now back on the couch with Lincoln, who was now holding Lily, drinking her glass of water.
"Well, I guess that takes care of our main family pets for right now," Lori explained before she turned to Lincoln, "By the way, we haven't introduced anything related to Mom and Dad yet, have we?"
"Uh, no, Lori. We haven't," Lincoln replied.
"Well, since Mom and Dad are still at work, why not show them our parent's bedroom," Lori suggested.
A few moments later, Lori and Lincoln were in Lynn Sr. and Rita's bedroom, but their parents were currently not present due to them working right now.
"Anyway, so this is Mom and Dad's bedroom. This is often referred to as the master bedroom of the house," Lori explained to the viewers, "However they have some serious issues with their lives sometimes. Almost everyday of the week, they have to work, therefore they mainly leave me in charge of the other sisters of the dysfunctional family. But the good thing about them is they often have weekends and holidays off work, so that they can have time to help keep all us siblings to have some time to ourselves. However, with almost every child having major issues that the parents aren't taking care of, it seems rather certain that the Loud House is clearly not a good home to be in for somebody like me or my brother, or even my baby sister."
"I know," Lincoln said to Lori, "But no matter how bad it gets, we do our best to deal with the cosmetic damages caused by these dysfunctional sisters of ours."
"Yeah, talk about living in a large family. Speaking of which, there are some things that are challenging about living in this family," Lori said.
Sometime later, the two were at the bathroom door with Lincoln in a lot of pressure while right next to Lori.
"Like... getting a turn in the bathroom," Lori explained, "Here's what we need. First we need, patience, perseverance, and most importantly for our safety, Problem solving. With these three steps, you'll get into the bathroom every time which is important."
"Especially if you wait until the very last second to go," Lincoln said as he was with Lori.
"Yeah, and even at the very end of the day when we have to get ready for bed every night," Lori said as she then heads on up to the bathroom door and knocks a few times very lightly and said, "Hello, someone in there?" as she then slowly opens the door and it reveals to be Leni Loud brushing her hair.
"Hmmm?" Leni said as she noticed Lori opening the bathroom door, "Oh, hello, Lori."
"Leni, what are you doing in there?" Lori asked Leni.
"Oh, I was just brushing my hair a little. I just got to make sure my hair stays pretty," Leni explained.
"I see. Well, Lincoln has to use the restroom so please let him in," Lori suggested to Leni.
"Sure, he's welcome in here. I was just brushing my hair," Leni replied politely before she turned to Lincoln, "You can go, Linky. It's open."
"Thank you!" Lincoln said before rushing into the bathroom and closes the door quickly.
Inside the bathroom, he pulls his pants and underwear down and pees right into the toilet with Lori and Leni both hearing their brother whistle in the bathroom and saying, "Wow. Sweet relief in the bathroom."
"Wow. That was unexpected," Lori said to Leni.
"Yeah, that sure was," Leni replied, "I never thought he would have to go that badly. But, if I was going, I would have told him to wait politely."
"Honestly, Leni. You should tell him very nicely when you're in there," Lori explained to Leni, "Even if you are occupied in the bathroom while using the toilet or even taking a bath or shower."
"Yes, Lori. I will keep that in mind," Leni replied.
In the bathroom, Lincoln had just finished up using the toilet as he finished zipping up his jeans before flushing the toilet. Once finished, he washed his hands in the sink with soap and water before he dried his hands with a clean towel.
Outside in the hallway with Lori and Leni, Lincoln had just exited the bathroom, meaning he was now finished.
"All right. I'm done," Lincoln said.
"See, Leni. That wasn't too hard," Lori said to Leni.
"I know," Leni replied.
Later that evening, Lori and Lincoln were both at the dining room table with Lily in the high chair.
"All right. It's time for us to deal with another thing about living in such a large family," Lincoln said to the reader, "And that is..."
And then a voice called, meaning the parents have gotten home from work.
"KIDS! COME ON DOWN! OUR PIZZA'S HERE!"
It was from the family's parents, Rita Loud and Lynn Loud Sr., both handling the box of pizza.
Rita was a grown woman close to her mid-forties. She wore a pair of high-waist denim jeans, a slightly oversized pink sweatshirt, and off-white flat shoes. She had medium length blonde hair and lavender earrings and had light blue eyeshadow and red lipstick on her face.
As for Lynn Sr., he was a grown man, close to his mid-forties just like Rita. He was clothed in a sea green dress shirt and a black necktie, both contrasting nicely with his brown dress pants, and matching loafers. He had a long pointy nose, brown eyebrows, and curly brown hair that was quite straight and quite parted in the middle.
"…finding out about getting seconds when dinner is happening," Lori said before all the other girls were all racing down the stairs at once in a very tight crowd, pushing past each other while trying to get to the dining room table. Once they reached the bottom of the stairs and turned sharply to the left towards the dining room, they went to the dinner table where all the girls sat in their respective seats around the table.
"You know, in a family this big, getting seconds is rare," Lincoln said.
"Especially when it comes to pizza," Lori finished as she and Lincoln both open the box to reveal a huge pizza with fourteen slices. Once opened, they all reach in and take out a slice of pizza each, thus leaving only one remaining.
"With twelve slices and eleven children, there's always one slice left," Lincoln added.
"And you're all wondering, who will get the last slice? Well, that's always the problem. Let me tell you about..."Our ways of Getting the Last Slice," Lori said as she continued, "First step is, "Arguing."
Once done, they all began to make an argument over who should get the last slice.
"Look, guys! I'm the only boy in this family and I deserve the last slice!" Lincoln demanded.
"Yeah! He's my special little brother and he deserves the last slice!" Lori agreed with Lincoln.
"No way! Beauty before age, you dumb jerk!" Lola explained angrily.
"Nuh-uh! Cleanliness is next to fitness! And I should have that slice!" Leni demanded at them.
"Oh, then I guess I should get it," Lana said.
"You don't need it! You'll just eat your boogers instead," Lynn said to Lana.
"Ewwwwww!" Lori said as she was disgusted.
"I would not!" Lana said, denying what Lisa said.
"This is bad news anyway you slice it," Luan said as she laughs but everybody groaned in response.
"Luan, that was not funny," Lincoln denied.
"Yeah! You need to cut it out and just let Lincoln have that slice," Lori agreed with Lincoln.
"I know. I'll just contact the spirits in my mind and have them decide," Lucy said to herself.
"Dude, dinner's kind of crazy with a spooky little girl like you," Luna said to Lucy.
"Perhaps I can find some way to equally measure us all a piece," Lisa informed.
"Are you serious, Lisa? I should get that slice," Leni said.
Suddenly, they were all starting to argue at the same time, beginning to dish out some insults towards one another
arguing in the background with various speech balloons indicating random objects as if they are cursing. But Lori interrupted it as she said to the viewers, "You know, arguing never works. So if we can't decide who gets the last slice, it brings us to our next step, we must... dare I say it... BATTLE!"
And with that, they shout as they circle the pizza slice and jump for it fighting over the slice and Lori jumps in with the rest of them piled on top of each other.
"HEY! THERE'S ONE LEFT, AND I'M GOING TO GIVE IT TO MY BROTHER!" Lori told her sisters.
"QUIET, LORI! YOU CARE ABOUT YOUR BROTHER SO MUCH!" Lynn shouted in anger.
"YEAH! AND YOU JUST LET HIM HAVE A LOT OF THE GOOD STUFF WHEN YOU'RE IN CHARGE ALL THE TIME!" Lana shouted to Lori while they were fighting.
"YEAH! BUT AT LEAST I CARE VERY DEEPLY FOR HIM! AND I CAN SAY THE SAME FOR LILY BECAUSE SHE AND LINCOLN ARE VERY SPECIAL TO ME! REMEMBER THAT, GIRLS!" Lori said back to them in a stern manner.
Suddenly, Lynn Sr. called off-screen, "KIDS! There's no need to fight!" as they then stop fighting.
"Uh, excuse me, what was that again?" Lori asked when Lynn Sr. shows them a second pizza box and opened it.
"We got a second pizza for free!" Rita said, "Come and Get It!"
"And, of course most of us always forget about "C"; coupons," Lincoln replied.
"Yep," Lori said as all the kids zip out of the scene except for her and Lincoln, causing the one slice to drop to Lori's hand, and the rest go to enjoy their second pizza. Lori then lets out a sigh of relief and said, "Here you go, Lincoln, I think you deserve the last slice of that pizza."
She then gives the last slice to Lincoln and he began to eat it in pure excitement.
"Mmmmm. Thanks, Lori," Lincoln said in excitement while eating the pizza.
"Come on, Lincoln. Let's get us another slice together," Lori said as they headed on to get themselves another slice of pizza while Lincoln was finishing up the second slice.
Sometime later that evening, Lori and Lincoln were in the living room, having just finished up dinner.
"Another thing really important about living in a large family is finding a perfect moment to tell your parents something," Lori said to the viewers before Rita came in and she decided to talk to her, "Oh, hey, mother. Lincoln and I would like to say something."
"Yes, dear. What is it?" Rita asked them.
"Do you know if we're going to be doing anything fun sometime soon? Like really fun?" Lincoln asked her and Lori added, "Yeah. We'd like to know, mother."
"No, I'm afraid not, guys," Rita said, "But you all still have school, so it would be best if you both do your homework everyday after school."
"Okay, Mom. Thanks," Lori said as Rita was about to head back to her room with Lynn Sr. before she decided to say something else, "Oh, and by the way. Thanks for the pizza. It was really good."
"Yeah, that pizza was delicious," Lincoln added.
"Well, I'm very glad you enjoyed it," Rita said, "Now make sure you both stay out of trouble for the rest of the night, okay?"
"We will," Lincoln said before Rita headed back to the master's bedroom.
At that same time Lori then picked up the TV remote before she started explaining to the viewers, "Now this here, can possibly be one of the most challenging things here in this house. Having to fight over who gets the remote first."
Suddenly, the other girls then popped up from behind the sofa. Some even came in running to the living room.
"Hey, Lori! Hand over the remote so that I can watch some sports," Lynn commanded Lori.
"No, Lynn. We're not watching sports tonight, young lady!' Lori said sternly.
"Yeah, Lynn! We need to give ourselves a break during the night," Leni agreed with Lori.
"Besides, I just want to watch something that's at least decent tonight," Lori continued.
"Uh-uh! I want to watch some rockin' stuff on TV, bro," Luna shouted.
"No!" Lori denied.
"How about something spooky?" Lucy tried to ask but Lori interrupted.
"No, Lucy. We're not watching anything scary or spooky!" Lori denied.
"Lola and I want to watch something too," Lana demanded.
"Hey! I want to watch something very cool with Lori and Lincoln," Lisa screamed at the twins.
"How about some Looney Tunes on television?" Luan asked, "Those really make us laugh when we watch them."
"No, girls! Whoever gets the remote first is gonna watch television and I have the remote and my brother and I are gonna watch something together like a little normal family!" Lori said to her sisters.
"All right, girls! If Lori's not gonna give us the remote, then we might as well just pounce on both her!" Lynn demanded to many of the other girls which shocked both Lori and Lincoln and also Lily.
"Oh, boy..." Lori said to herself in fear.
"And we might even pounce on her brother as well," Lola shouted before she screamed out, "LET'S GET 'EM, GIRLS!"
With that, most of the girls all then pounce on Lincoln and his parents and they all fight over the remote while Cliff runs off from the fight and Lily was crying real hard and Lisa and Lucy was pretty much staying out of the fight.
"Ow! Please get off us!" Lincoln begged but Lola continued to beat him up while some of the other girls were giving Lori some bruises.
"Hey! Get off me, girls! PLAY NICELY! PLAY NICELY!" Lori begged, trying to fend off the fighting sisters.
A few moments later, the parents enter but they were appalled upon what was going on in the living room.
"What in the name of..." Rita said, shocked upon what was happening and she decided to stop it by calling for them at first, "GIRLS!"
That particular scream causes the girls to stop fighting while Lily stopped crying while Lynn Sr. and Rita came around to the front of the living room with really angry looks on their face.
"What do you think you're all doing?!" Rita asked sternly.
"Yeah, girls! Are you all fighting over something again?!" Lynn Sr. asked sternly to the girls before Lori decided to step in and tell them the truth.
"Yes, as a matter of fact, my sisters were fighting over the remote when my brother and I were about to watch some television together!" Lori explained.
"And in addition to that, Lucy and I were pretty much staying out of the fight so we couldn't get ourselves into trouble, parental units," Lisa added to Lori's explanation.
"Lori, Lucy, Lisa, thank you girls for telling us that. Your mother and I will take it from here," Lynn Sr. then said sternly to the other girls, "Leni! Luna! Luan! LJ! Lana! Lola! I'm afraid we have no choice but to send you upstairs to your bedrooms for the night! And don't come out until the next morning! That's punishment for fighting over the remote!
With that, the six Loud sisters all went up to their bedrooms while Lisa was now sitting next to Lily while Lincoln finally got the remote but he now had a black eye.
"Got it, Lori," Lincoln said to Lori.
"Hey, Lori. Thanks for telling us the truth," Lynn Sr. explained to Lori, "But we can't keep letting them run wild whenever you bring out the truth in what happens," then he turned to Lucy, "Oh, and Lisa, Lucy, you're both off the hook for staying out of the fight."
With that, the conversation concluded as Lynn Sr. and Rita went back to their bedroom.
"I gotta say, with a family as big as ours, it can be an absolute struggle at first, but it takes time to get used to," Lori said to the viewers as she and Lincoln went to the front door.
"So, aside from that, like we both said, surviving in a big family can be really challenging. Waiting in line to use the restroom, having to get seconds, wanting to find a perfect moment to tell something to your parents if it's okay and if they have the time, and of course, wanting to watch what's great for you on television first, it takes us a lot of time to get used to it," Lincoln said as he and Lori all head out to the front porch where it was around the the end of the day with the sun setting behind them.
"And no matter how hard it is living like this, the thing is, we stay at it anyway as we are about to tell you on our adventures of how we struggle to survive," Lori added as she also spoke to the viewers, "That is why we both welcome you to... dare we say it, Lincoln...
"THE LOUD HOUSE!" Lori and Lincoln both said together as it pulls back to reveal the entire house at the front view while the sun is setting.