Episode 25: Super Happy Crazy Fun Times Afthermathematics!
(Afthermathematics Intro)
Replays scenes from past episodes specially the recently eliminated contestants.
(MNWC Intro)
"Welcome everyone to The Afthermathematics Show! I am your host Suicune!" She smirks.
"And I'm the Co-Host Ninetails." She smiled.
"Here we will see crazy action, sweet romance and you viewers will later get to pick what region the cruise shill will sail to next!" Suicunte announced.
"Awe man no rejoin?" Groaned Makuhita.
"It's the final 10 of course there is no rejoin." Gardevoir told him.
"Here we have our lovely Popcorn Gallery." Ninetails smiled.
Cheers and whistles!
"Now we have an important video to show you about last episodes elimination, we were sent this a couple hours ago to take a preview!" Suicunte announces as we zoom in on the big TV screen.
(Elimination Zone)
"You three died, so you are up for eliminated I guess... the viewers voted and Sylveon had zero viewer votes." Mew spoke.
"Yay!" Sylveon smiled.
Crack-A-Chu looked annoyed and Totodile had a straight face.
"With two votes Totodile is safe and with six votes Crack-A-Chu you were viewer eliminated." Mew revealed.
"WHAT UGH! YOU KNOW WHAT SCREW THIS STUPID SHOW, AND DRAGONAIR AND ALL YOU LOSERS, I DON'T CARE ABOUT THE WISH OR ALL YOU MORONS, FUCK YOU ALL, I HATE YOU I- AHHHH!!!" Crack-A-Chu was levitated and thrown at the ocean by Mew.
"Um... for the second half-" Mew began saying.
"Oh don't worry Totodile and I voted Crack-A-Chu so their single vote against either of us couldn't work." Sylveon smiled.
"Actually, both Crack-A-Chu and Totodile voted for YOU Sylveon, so you're also out." Mew frowned.
"...wait WHAT? Why would you do that Totodile?!" Sylveon looked betrayed.
Totodile was looking away and whistling.
"Plank of Shame is that way." Mew pointed.
"Okay okay I'm leaving, can I at least say goodbye to my daughter?!" Sylveon panicked.
"No." Pumpkingking said as he snapped his fingers.
Sylveon screamed as she was teleported 15 feet above the water and she fell on the ocean
Totodile frowned seeing her on the water, but just walked away silently
(Video Ends)
"Wow what a betrayal by Totodile!" Suicunte smirks
"I wonder why she would do that?" Frowned Ninetails
"Mysteries of life, anywho we gotta do less chatting and more chatting with losers cause it's time we interview the mergers starting with Dubwool!" Suicunte announced
Almost no cheers
"Ugh really! I was supposed to be the big bad of the show, the villainess that was gonna control all alliances, slip under the radar and take over the show with drama, but noooo the stupid viewers eliminated me early! Ugh idiots!" Dubwool looked angry
"Just take the L." Heatmor rolled his eyes
"Next is OOM-6, hello droid!" Ninetails smiled
Cheers as OOM-6 walked on camera
"What! That droid gets more cheers than me! Ugh..." Dubwool looked angry
"I failed my mission to win the Wish, but I completed a side mission of making new friends and having some fun; I'm ready to compete more serious in future seasons." OOM-6 spoke
Claps!
"Alright our next player is our season one winner, Volcarona!" Suicunte smiles
Cheers!
"Thanks everyone!" Volcarona waved at the audience
"So... how does it feel to be eliminated for the first time ever?" Asked Suicunte smirking
"It feels bad, but I mean it happens... you never know what to expect with these types of shows!" Volcarona smiled she was happy and her face like usual was like 0w0
"We would interview DeeDee but just like her brother she's dead, so uhhh next one is Lunatone!" Ninetails announces
...Some cheers...
"Not many cheers? Ugh this is why not being cheered for sucks!" Lunatone complained
"So lunar buddy, your time on the show?" Asked Ninetails
"Way better than first season, I actually managed to reach the merge for once! So this is why merging doesn't suck!" Lunatone looked smug
"Psh cocky rock..." Cryogonal looked annoyed, his voice sounded robotic
"Yo we are in a beach... heh far out..." Foe walked in looking tired, but smiling.
"Oh right forgot to mention, today's special Afthermathematics episode is being hosted on Olivine Beach in the Johto Region!" Ninetails smiled.
"Mew thought the losers deserved a small reward for well being losers so we are hosting a huge barbecue party for them." Suicunte spoke.
"I only came for the free food." Seismic smiled.
Muk ate his BBQ plate and all.
The asleep Munchlax had woken up to eat the meals.
"Anywho welcome Foe!" Ninetails smiled.
Claps and Cheers!
"Sup." Foe smiles.
"So Foe how does it feel beingna fusion of a Zoroark, a Scrafty and a Skuntank and also... did you REALLY stop smoking?" Asked Ninetails.
"Man... being a lab experiment sucks but like I used smoking as a coping mechanism, now thanks to Lucah I been smoking way less... makes me cough less so I guess that's good, still smoke if I'm very anxious tho." Foe shrugged.
"Our next player is Magby!" Suicunte smirks.
No cheers as Magby walked in.
"Seriously! No one cares!" Magby looked angry.
"What do you expect, you didn't leave a big impression." Ludicolo said.
Laugh Track.
"Thank you, thank you I'll be here all night." Ludicolo grins.
"I hate this stupid show... and the other contestants... and-" Magby was getting angrier and redder.
"Magby? You're back!" Gardevoir smiles, Trubbish next to him.
"Ga... Gardevoir... I'm... so sorry... for voting you off... i-" Magby frowned
"Yeah I saw why you did it, I don't really mind to be honest... I was a lost cause... but at least you were able to merge a lot of us aren't so lucky." Gardevoir smiled
"...thanks Gardevoir, I was just... so angry.. I tried so hard and still get treated like garbage, no offense." Magby spoke
"None taken." Trubbish smiles
"Sometimes we win, sometimes we lose, in the end none of this really matters bro." Foe smirks
Claps!
"Hmmm I guess what Foe said is right... I shouldn't take this game so seriously..." Magby sat down
"We'll be right back after some quick commercial breaks!" Ninetails smiles.
The camera zooms out.
(Afthermathematics Outro)
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Lizzy reading this script: What?!
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(Ad 2)
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"Hey, don't you think drawing life is a bit unethical?" Purple Face asked.
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Yellow Face growled and using the eraser part of the pencil, erased Yellow Face from existence.
"Now they died." Yellow Face smiles.
The music stopped for a few seconds of silence and then continued.
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(Ads end)
(Afthermathematics Intro)
"We are back with the Afthermathematics Show!" Ninetails smiles, she was wearing a bikini
"Ew Mom! Cover yourself!" Ninetails cringed, Delphox standing next to him
"Hmm hey did you evolve Vulpix?" Asked Volcarona
"Yeah." Ninetails looked normal
"But why?!" Grotle asked
"Well it was pretty weird for a final evolution to be dating a first stage, so we got a fire stone and fixed that awkwardness." Delphox shrugged
"Can't belive that issue was never addressed..." Ninetails boredly looked at the fourth wall
"Wait... I thought she was Ninetails?" Seismitoad looked a bit confused
"This is gonna get Hella confusing... let's just call Ninetails, Ninetails; and Vulpix, Nix." Cyndaquil proposed
"Um, my name is Mike-" Nix tried to say.
"Problem solved then! So our next guest is Dedenne!" Suicunte quickly announced, Nix looked annoyed
Cheers!
Dedenne walked on stage, she was smiling and waving.
"Welcome Dedenne! Your droid alliance didn't last as long as you'd hoped huh?" Suicunte smirks.
"I mean maybe it didn't, but I'm glad we managed to get the placements we got, we all tried our best and that's all that matters right?" Asked Dedenne smiling.
"Not really, you just lost and showed everyone that you're a fat stupid loser!" Ninjask smirks.
Dedenne did a sad meme face.
Suddenly a blaster shot blasted Ninjask and killed him.
"Don't talk to my friend that way." Roger spoke.
Cheers!
"Here is our next guest Roger!" Suicunte spoke, she was also wearing a bikini.
"EWWWW WHAT IS THAT!" Wigglytuff pointed from the beach ocean.
"You look cringe..." Mawile told her.
"UGH! ROGER SAY YOUR TIME IN THE GAME!" Suicunte blushed.
"Everyone hated me, so it kinda sucked, wished there was a show of just droids for us droids!" Roger shrugged.
"Our next player is Alcreamie, tell us about your betrayal by Flareon?" Suicunte asked.
Alcreamie walked on stage and many cheered.
"Well Flareon is going through some stuff right now, I don't have any hard feelings at all, I just hope she realizes that Kabuto thing is just using her for his own gain." Alcreamie frowns.
"Our next guest is Crack-A-Chu!" Suicunte smirks.
Crack-A-Chu walked out but no cheers.
"What?!" Crack-A-Chu growls.
"So second time eliminated, how was that?" Suicunte asked.
"It sucked, I deserved to win way more than any of you losers!" Crack-A-Chu yells.
"Even more than me..." Dragonair spoke.
Silence.
Crack-A-Chu couldn't speak, he just stared at her.
"Drama~" Lunatone whispered.
"Dragonair... what I said... i-" Crack-A-Chu struggled to find the words.
"Save it Crack-A-Chu, at least now I see what you truelly used to think of me... you're still the selfish jerk I fell in love with, goodbye..." Dragonair began to swim away to Route 40.
"Dragonair no wait!" Crack-A-Chu called out.
But she was gone...
Crack-A-Chu looked like he was about to cry, he was extremely angry and began running away angrily.
"What a fucking spazz." Skarmory rolled his eyes
"Alright then... our final guest today is... Sylveon!" Ninetails smiles
Many Cheers and Claps!
Sylveon walked out smiling as she waved her ribbons
She than sat on the interview couch near the hosts
"So for being a debuter, you managed to get pretty far!" Ninetails smiles.
"Yep! This game was very fun, met lots of amazing people like Alcreamie and Volcarona, and also saw many rude jerks like Toxtricity and Crack-A-Chu." Sylveon spoke.
Toxtricity scoffed and looked away crossing his arms.
Alcreamie smiled as she sat next to Sylveon.
"Did you know your daughter has a... secret surprise in her fur?" Asked Ninetails.
"Well yes! After being eliminated I instantly began to binge watch every episode till my elimination and well now I saw that she has a Kabuto.. and lied about Joltik... I'm worried about what will happen to her now that I'm gone..." Sylveon looked worried.
"Final question, about the move Totodile did to eliminate you, unexpected huh... what do you think that was all about?" Asked Suicunte.
"Well... it was a backstab sure... we both agreed to vote Crack-A-Chu before elimination, but she decided to vote for me instead, I guess she was just getting rid of two threats with one vote... so I don't blame her for the strategic move, no hard feelings." Sylveon shrugged smiling.
"Well said, oop this is all the time we have for today's Afthermathematics!" Ninetails smiled.
"See you next Afthermathematics for more action, romance and drama right here by watching this show, Mew's Newest World Cruise: The Aftermath!" Suicunte grins as she waved.
The camera began to zoom out revealing the beach party almost every eliminated player was on, some were eating BBQ Ribs.
...
Final 8:
Flareon, Eiscue, Joltik, Squirtle, Vespiqueen, Numel, Dusclops, Totodile
"Viewers! Vote on which place the cruise ship should sail to next! This vote will affect who is Up For Elimination depending on where the area is so pick wisely! Voting ends in a few hours!" Suicunte smirks evilly as she was in a greenscreen map, then she went away showing only the map.