Funny Ideas for Glitch Techs Fanfiction
Life is not just like a game
"Hey, Five," Miko said.
"Yes, Miko?" asked Five.
"Since we're both Glitch Techs, our lives have been like a video game with us as the main characters, right?" said Miko.
"Well, I would say, yes, at least thanks to our gloves we can fight against video game monsters with all kinds of skills, items and even allies like Ally. "But you've said that before, and I think I have too, so why are you bringing it up now?" Five asked his girlfriend.
"Well, I've been thinking, and I think that our lives and those of others are not only like a game, but also like an... anime!" Miko announced, ending her speech with a loud scream towards the end .
Five thought briefly for a few seconds, or at least that's what you might think from the outside, because from the inside his mind is actually blank right now. Then he screamed.
"Aaahhhh, you're right!" Five said, suddenly surprised.
"Yeah, wasn't it? I mean, it's sooo obvious! "I mean, there we are, the main characters of an anime whose life suddenly becomes like a video game through some strange superiority..." Miko began to explain excitedly.
"... then there is the Hinobi store and headquarters, disguised as a simple shop in the middle of the city, where we feel like we immerse ourselves in a new dimension every day through the back room..." Five continued.
"...where we meet and work with our colleagues and like-minded people as we become stronger and stronger by constantly defeating bosses and quests of different strengths, from the newbies to the strongest..." Miko continued, putting one leg on a chair nearby herself as she strikes a heroic pose in which she points one arm forward, apparently pointing somewhere.
".. and became friends with the typical clumsy nerd who is nice to everyone, the nice punk who always acts like he's particularly good but is still very friendly to everyone..." Five explained continued.
"… the super cool beauty who almost never loses her nerve, the technology freak who always wants to hack or invent everything…" said Miko.
Then Five and Miko continued their speech together and shouted: "... and the male tsundere who constantly acts arrogant and pompous and acts as if he doesn't care about anything other than himself, but in reality he cares about all his colleagues! ".
Then both friends were silent for a few seconds before they both burst out laughing.
"Pfahahahahahaha, can you imagine that?! Mitch, a tsundere!" Five said between lots of laughs.
"Hahahahahaha, yeah, just imagine his face if we ever said that to his face! Hahahahahaha," Miko said between at least as many laughs.
It took a while for the two of them to calm down, at least enough to be able to speak normally again.
"Okay, okay, so what else do we have? Who would Phil and Bitt be?" asked Five after a few more laughs.
"Hmm, I think Bitt is this helpful side character who doesn't seem to be that important at first, but later he reveals his true power during some sort of disaster or near-unwinnable boss fight where he either saves the day and ours from then on "He becomes the strongest teacher, or possibly sacrifices himself so that we can either escape or the battle is won, and then later we or he manage to bring him back somehow on our own," Miko said with a thoughtful expression.
"Hmm, I think I can kind of see that. And Phil is the boss of all of us, obviously, who at first seems like he's completely unreliable and doesn't care about anything except his donuts, but then later he saves us a lot of secrets while we're ambushed are revealed and either he then hides or instead he is our strongest teacher yet and trains us until one day we surpass him," Five said, giving his thoughts to the two characters.
"Oh oh oh! Do you know what we almost forgot?! Us! "We said we were the protagonists, but how accurate are we?" said Miko, excited to describe herself and her friend.
"Well, I think you would be a more withdrawn gaming girl who only interacts with her family until she gets her powers and suddenly has a secret double life that she has to hide from everyone. In doing so, she unlocks her inner, hidden powers, finds many friends and supporters, even a confidante in Ally, and experiences many adventures with her closest partner, encountering several opponents until they find all sorts of battles together, secrets uncovered and common hurdles to defeat the final boss," said Five, his assessment of Miko as an anime character.
"And you are the initially rather withdrawn nerd who also plays a lot of video games and leads a quiet life until he meets his future partner by chance and they gain their powers together. From then on, they experience adventures, quests, fun and joy, defeating every boss that comes their way until they defeat the final boss and claim victory," Miko said as epic background music plays, or maybe it is even just her voice, which emphasizes this mood.
"When you think about it, our lives actually seem pretty... unrealistic, don't they?" asked Five Miko.
"Pfft, and if so, life just gets more exciting, doesn't it, partner?!" Miko said, now hugging Five from the side.
"Un how, partner," Five said after a moment and put his arm around Miko's shoulder.
"Come on, partner! "It's time to get to work and kick some more Glitch ass," Miko said enthusiastically, dragging Five toward their shared car.
"You don't have to pull like that Miko, I'll come," Five said, but his voice clearly showed that he was at least as excited as usual.
After that, they both went to work doing quests and defeating bosses just like they normally would as Glitch Techs.
Then, just before closing time, they went back to headquarters to collect their collected Ecp. to scan and met Mitch there.
"What's up, noobs, trying to defeat a few rookie bosses again today," Mitch said arrogantly to Miko and Five.
"Drop it, tsundere," Miko said as she and Five walked past Miko. By the way, it was so loud that all the Glitch Techs in the area heard it.
"What did you call me?!" Mitch exclaimed loudly, his voice containing surprise, shock, outrage and embarrassment.
Everyone else just laughed.
First idea.