Description: Ike, Marth, and Link were dragged into Kirby's crap yet again. But if it weren't for that, they would have never met the Princess of Potions. From that day, the Smash Mansion went changed unexpectedly from romance to drama, to friendship, to wealth, adventures, unknown secrets, and more craziness.

A/N: This is my first fanfiction so I hope you enjoy this!

Disclaimer: I don't own any of SSBB.

Chapter 1: Kirby's Stupid Move

Like the usual, 6:30 A.M., Kirby would yawn on a beautiful morning after he dreamt about an all-he-could-eat buffet, while Mario would get left behind and wash heavy loads of dishes due to the bill the plumber couldn't pay.

"Ah, what a beautiful day!" Kirby smiled. "Perfect time to test out my Super Star Ultra Fizzle Bizzle Candy Sweet Drug-Like Supreme Soda Pop!" Kirby dashed down long stairs to try out his creation.

He took the whole gallon of his creation in the fridge and chugged the whole sugary drink down his throat. "Mmh. . . Now that was refreshing! Who needs a Coke anyway?! My Crack Coke is the best!" Kirby said with a drunk smile on his face. Every time he drank over the normal amount of sugar and alcohol, he would turn into Drunk Kirby. The worst ability that could happen to a Kirby. The side effects were loss of memory, inappropriate talking, destruction, eating a whole fridge. . . and the worst of all. . . death.

Toon Link paced down the stairs so he can ruin breakfast again, until he saw a drunk and sleepy puffball near the fridge in the kitchen, on the floor. 'Hmm. . . I wonder if he's dead.' Toon Link thought. Toon Link poked Kirby with his mini master sword and he ended up making him bleed. Kirby woke up, screaming in pain.

"OOOOOOWWWWWWWWW! You crossdresser, cat-eyed, elf freak! I'm BLEEDING!" Kirby barked.

"Oh, sorry I thought you were-"

"I think I'm dying! Somebody. . . call. . . AMBERLAMPS!"

"Did you just say amberlamps?"

"Shut up!. . .Hey! I wouldn't be looking, PAL!"

"What's that suppose to mean?"

"You know what I mean! Now, get out! No breakfast for you, Mister!"

The squealing elf sprinted back upstairs screaming, "KIRBY HAS GONE BERSERK!" It was now seven in the morning and all of the Smashers headed downstairs for breakfast. They were all surprised by what was on the table, as they expected the same old boring eggs and toast. "Wow! Is it me, or did Kirby just ordered 50 bowls of ramen, 50 bento boxes, 50 pieces of sushi, 50 cupcakes, 50 donuts, 50 muffins, 50 egg sandwiches, 50 pieces of bacon, 50 gallons of milk, soda, juice, coffee, hot cocoa, 50 plates of waffles, pancakes, french toast, pop tarts, 50 bowls of cereal, 50 bowls of fruit and watermelons just for BREAKFAST?!" Ness said all in one breath.

"Yep, that's it." Samus scratched her head, letting out a sigh. "Mario isn't going to be happy about this."

There was a moment of silence for a few seconds.

"WHAT ARE WE WAITING FOR?! LET'S DIG IN!" Snake broke the silence. Everybody charged to the table where the food was at and they all started to pig out on the food. Mario was late for breakfast and came rushing downstairs. He didn't like what he saw.

"Mama Mia! What'sa this!" Mario gasped at the amount of food that overfilled the long dining table.

The Smashers turned their heads to the plumber with stuffed cheeks.

"Oh Kirby, thank you for ordering this lovely meal. . . Teeheehee!" Peach said, giggling.

". . .Hehe no problem, Senorita Babe~!" The drunkard puffball smiled back.

'S-Senorita Babe?! Who does he think he is!?' Mario thought. He felt like he was going to erupt like a volcano as steam came out of his ears.

"DO YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU ORDER A LOT OF FOOD?! BILLS! MASTER HAND, CRAZY HAND, AND I WOULD ALWAYS HAVE TO PAY FOR THESE BILLS! IF MASTER HAND SAW THIS HE WOULD-"

"MAAAAAARRRRRRIIIIIIIOOOOOOO!" Master Hand yelled from the speaker. He had surveillance cameras watching people as he spoke, "Who is responsible for this, all-you-can-eat breakfast?!"

Mario gulped, "Well. . . Kirby is, Sir, and he doesn't look like himself today."

"KIRBY! YOU DESPICABLE FUCK FACE! WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS?!" Master Hand shouted.

"Come on, take a chill pill you big white hand. All I wanted was food! You don't know me. Now, let-tuce calm down and *hiccup* eat!" The drunk puffball said.

Flames burst from the speakers from Master Hand's rage. "That's it! I'm tired of your shit! Your punishment is to pay the bill for the food you've ordered. Since you're a broke-ass bitch like the rest of the Smashers, you will go on a quest to earn money. Mario, go take him to the Nurse Room!"

Mario sighed and dragged the drunk puffball to the Nurse Room.

Master Hand wasn't done talking. "We all know Kirby won't do shit and make up an excuse. Marth, Ike, and Link, you guys will go with Kirby in his quest."

"WHAT?!" They all shouted at the same time. "Why do we have to go with Kirby?!"

"Cause that's what I do! Now my talk is over!" Master Hand hung up from the intercom, as the speakers were left silent.

"Why me? I'm too innocent for this mess. . ." Marth complained, stirring his cereal.

"Well, excuse me, Princess, if you don't like it then pay his bills!" Ike lashed out.

Marth popped a vein. "Shut up before I cut your mouth off."

"I like to see you try, girly man." The mercenary smirked.

Link sweatdropped. "Now guys, let's just calm down and get this over with." Marth and Ike were about to skewer each other with their high-class forks, coming to a silent agreement.

(oOoOoOo)

Nurse Room

"Uhh. . . what happened to me?" Kirby said, waking up on a hospital bed.

"Hmmm, it seems that you drank something that contained a lot of alcohol and sugar." Dr. Mario said.

"I think it was my Crack Coke. . ."

Mario arched an eyebrow. "Your what now?"

"My Super Star Ultra Fizzle Bizzle Candy Sweet Drug-Like Supreme Soda Pop," Kirby answered in a casual tone. "Also Crack Coke if you're too lazy to say the real title."

"You probably put in some alcohol- I mean, You must have put in alcohol, you dumb puff ball!" Dr. Mario exclaimed.

'Shit! Dammit, Mario! He knows too much. Next time I'll really go for the crack. . .'

Marth, Ike, and Link came budging into the Nurse Room walking up to Dr. Mario and Kirby.

"As I said before, he's better off dead. . ." Ike said to Marth.

"Agreed." Marth nodded his head.

"Come on Kirby, let's get going already." Link said.

(oOoOoOo)

The Lake

Kirby, Marth, Ike, and Link were killing Koopas, Goombas, and other weird things as Kirby's bill decreased.

"Man this is way too easy!" Ike bragged as he swung his sword at his enemies.

"Why do we have to do Kirby's work?! I mean really! Look at him! He's just playing in the water!" Link was on the verge to break his own sword. "Why that little piece of-"

"Somebody! Help me! Please!" A voice screamed, interrupting Link.

"It sounded like a girl. . ." Link said to the boys.

"No shit." Ike groaned, stabbing another Goomba.

Everybody turned their heads to where the voice was coming from. From a distance, only ten times the amount of Koopas and Goombas surrounded the girl.

"Don't worry, we'll save you!" Marth called out. "Come on guys, let-tuce go! Haha! See what I did there?! Let-tuce?! Hahaha, even I amuse myself!" Marth charged at the gang full of monsters as Ike and Link followed from behind. They tackled their way at each creature until there wasn't anything alive near the girl. Explosions were created during the fight, as the girl coughed away the smoke.

The smoke cleared off within minutes and they were able to meet face-to-face with the girl. Marth walked toward the girl, lowering his sword. "Are you okay Misssss. . .?" Marth's tongue turned into a snake as he hissed out his question for a long period of time.

Ike walked up to Marth, glancing at the girl. "Hey, what's wrong Marthhhhh. . .?" His tongue did the same thing, as both swordsmen couldn't believe what they saw. The two men felt like they saw a beautiful princess from a faraway, locked up kingdom as she waited for his knight to come and rescue her from the evil, giant dragon that breathed out fire. With burning feelings between the knight and princess, only one could marry her.

The girl had cream-colored skin, pink hair with two buns on each side, and two long, braided pigtails hanging from the back. Even from her bangs, her ocean eyes were visible for Marth and Ike to gaze upon. The girl wore a white blouse with a short brown skirt. White socks to her thighs and dark brown boots. She carried a bag on her back with a round, fluffy, blue bird on her shoulder.

"Thank you, thank you, thank you for saving my life! For a second there I thought I was a goner! I'm so grateful!" She smiled. "How can I ever repay you three?"

Marth regained his focus. "Uh. . . it's not a problem, Miss."

Ike also regained his focus. "You can repay me with a date- Ow!" A punch was sent straight for his guts from the green elf. "What was that for Link?!"

"You can't just say that to a girl you just met!" Link angrily whispered Ike.

"Since when? It works all the time." Ike said back.

"So," Marth continued, "what brings you out here?"

"I was looking for a place called the Smash Mansion and. . . I got lost during the trip. Hehehe. . ."

"Good news for you, we all live there." Link said.

"That's great-! Oh, excuse me, let me introduce myself. My name is Makato and I'm a potion maker." Makato bowed before the three of the teens.

"A. . . potion maker?" Marth, Ike, and Link questioned her occupation, exchanging looks.

"You certainly don't look like a witch. Hahaha, should I be worried about that?" Marth sweatdropped.

"You don't have to worry. I'm not a witch. I can make different types of potions! Love potions, sleeping potions, poison. Anything at the least."

Marth and Ike's ear twitched when they heard love potions.

Makato pulled out a red letter with a golden Smash Symbol gluing the letter together. "I received a letter from Master Hand for my invitation to join Super Smash Bros Brawl as an assistant. He also wrote that I can stay in the Smash Mansion for as long I want. I'm quite excited!"

"Noooo!" Kirby interrupted. Marth, Ike, and Link turned their heads to Kirby angrily.

"You're planning something, are you?! You're a witch! I can sense it! You're going to blow up the whole mansion and all of us have to suffer from your bullshit! You're going to be a burden to all of us! Now leave my presence, scum! No questions asked!" Kirby snapped.

At lightning speed, Ike had his Ragnell up at Kirby's mouth, making the little puffball freeze.

"Say another word, and I'll kill not only your soul, okay?" Ike threatened.

"Oh, I see. . ." Makato frowned as tear bubbles formed beneath her eyes. "If you say so then, I'll just leave." She turned the opposite way where the men were standing until Marth stopped her by holding her arm.

"Ignore that puffball! He's still drunk. . .!" Marth smiled. "You won't be a burden at all. I promise. In fact, we'll love having you around! More the merrier."

Her back kept facing his eyes. "Really? You don't mind having me?"

"Of course we don't mind at all."

When she turned around to see Marth's face, Marth's heart skipped a beat when he saw her sparkling blue eyes being reflected off by the light of the sun.

'What is this. . . feeling?' Marth slowly leaned toward Makato without her noticing.

"Um, okay! Let's get going!" Ike pulled her arm towards himself to where Marth was out of reach of the potion maker.

'Damn you,' Marth shot a cold look at Ike.

Ike held her hand as the group walked back out of the Lake to the Smash Mansion. When they all came back, they could hear music outside of the large backyard. The Smashers were having a pool party for some reason and out of the blue. Marth opened the front door and Master Hand appeared.

"Great job, Kirby! You paid your debt and you got the new assistant, well done!"

"Why, thank you!" Kirby said, getting all the credit.

"Master Hand we've actually- -ow!" Ike was interrupted by another punch in the stomach.

"I rather keep your mouth shut if I were you. Let's just give him the credit so we don't have to do more of his shit." Marth whispered to Ike.

"Welcome to the Super Smash Bros Brawl Mansion or we call it the Smash Mansion. It's a pleasure to meet you, Makato. I'm Master Hand."

"It's a pleasure to meet you too, Master Hand." Makato grabbed hold of his thumb and shook. 'Wow, he's an actual hand.'

"Your room is all set up with your name plastered on the door. Before you head to your room, I want Marth and Ike to show her around the mansion. When you're done with that, meet the Smashers in the backyard. We're having a pool party in celebration of your arrival."

"No problem." Marth and Ike both hooked their arms around Makato's.

"Guys, isn't that stupid to do that?" Link scratched his head.

"Nope, not really. . . Now let-tuce start your tour!" Ike exclaimed.

"Hahaha. . ." Marth rolled his eyes, realizing the lettuce joke started to get annoying after 5 minutes.

After Makato's tour around the Smash Mansion, Marth and Ike both lead Makato to the backyard.

I hope you guys enjoy this chapter. Plz comment. x3