Vert: "Go ahead, Nepgear. Let it out, cry. If you don't, your tear ducts will get blocked up, and then when you get old, you won't be able to cry."

Uni: "Just when we thought it was safe to let you back into the conversation."

Kenichi: "You're smiling. What happened?"

Noire: "What? Can't I smile just because I feel like it?"

Shotaro: "Anonydeath tripped and fell down the stairs today."

Blanc: "Why do you look like that?"

Noire, laying face-first on the floor: "Like what?"

Blanc: "Like you're dead."

Noire: "It's because I'm dying. Leave me here to perish."

Lance: "Shotaro accidentally called Noire "babe" in front of everyone today."

Noire: *sobs into the floor*

Shotaro: "What the fuck is with english teachers and being like; "write a story about a deep and personal memory that impacted your life". Ma'am, if I do that you're going to send me to the counselor's office."

Noire: "Ooh, a village! You know what that means!"

Neptune: "Hostile takeover?"

Blanc: "Genocide?"

Plutia: "Steal everything!"

Noire: "No, I meant-"

Vert: "I didn't know we would fight the ender dragon this early! A village worth of beds isn't enough!"

IF: "WHAT ARE WE EVEN DOING?!?!"

Noire: "…I was going to say move into the village and become the mayors…"

Vert: "Ohhhh! That sounds like a better idea."

IF: "Agreed."

Emberlynn: "So, Nagato, do you have a crush on anyone?"

Nagato: "The only crush I have is this crushing anxiety."

Blanc: *Gives a bouquet to Yukio*

Yukio: "You know I'm allergic."

Blanc: "That's the point."

Plutia: "Live fast, die young, leave behind a pretty corpse! That's what I always say!"

IF: "You should say something else."

Noire: "Get your hand off my shield!"

Lance: "There's like a million other shields."

Noire: "Take that one, it has a flower on it. Girls like flowers."

Lance: *hits Noire with the shield* "Oops! Now this one has blood on it."

Blanc: "Alright, who's hogging the Netflix account? I've been locked out all week!"

Vert: "Sucks to suck! I'm already on the 8th season of Friends!"

Kenichi: "Not me."

Noire: "Don't lie. I know it's not Nepgear or Uni."

Kenichi: "It's not me, really!"

Noire: "…"

Kenichi: "…But it might be Neptune…"

Noire: "You gave Neptune access to our Netflix account!?!?"

Kenichi: "She wanted to watch Orange is the New Black!"

Noire: "I'm going to kill you."