Disclaimer:
Mr. G., Your World is a vast one, I only know very little of it, like I said, I only watched the six movies, I never read any of the comics or watched the anime, so I am making mistakes left and right in the storyline. Meh, I do this for free and I am the ruler in this realm.
Previous:
Obi located Ventress and captured her: "Master, she is a bitch, a pretty one, but a bitch all the same, if you can slap the Dark Side out of her, then maybe she could be useful. My advice? Put her next to the other Dark Sisters, she is more trouble than she is worth."
I chuckled: "Trust the Force, Gendry, what does it tell you?"
He answered: "It says: Don't Trust The Force, Anakin!"
19 Happy ever after?
"Harry? What do you think?" I asked, if I can't trust the advice of my three Magical copies, then I am too paranoid.
Harry's voice came through the speakers, he is still on Naboo but is always listening in: "Ventress can not add anything to your current situation, Master, in fact, she will be a liability to the Coalition. The crimes she committed as a Dark Sister and as a Sith Apprentice are reason enough to execute her. If growing up as a Dark Sister and Sith Apprentice is enough reason to try and convert her, then there were plenty of them on the Sith Fleet we destroyed."
"I know, but in Canon, she turned out alright, I guess we changed too much to depend to get the same result… You know what, drop her on the same planet as the Jedi, Windu can use more female company." I grinned, that will have his briefs in a twist.
"As you wish, Master," chuckled Obi, "maybe they will find balance this way."
Xxxxx
In the following months, I divided my time between the girls and the Hypergate, it was puzzling that we found a Hypergate from the Gree on the Kwa planet, if my dating system is correct, the Gree were here first before the Kwa, meaning that the Kwa technology was derived from the Gree.
What caused such a highly developed society to disappear? Is this the fate of all societies? Grow, flourish, and wither away? Or was it a lack of inspiration from the scriptwriters? I better not think too deeply about it.
Gendry was a happy droid, reverse engineering high technology combined with Magic delivered results already. New weapons and shields, new ways of communication, and best of all an upgrade of our Hyperdrive. Gendry found the blueprints of a discarded prototype in the Gree database and got it to work combined with our Magic.
The flaws of that Hyperdrive were the high maintenance and the large amounts of fuel it needed to operate, both flaws are easily fixed with Magic. Reaching other galaxies with that engine is in our reach now, what we need now is to get that Hypergate working and we can send an expedition on our way.
Xxxxx
At the end of one of our dates I said: "My lovely ladies, I feel we have been postponing this too long. I am ready to take our relationship to the next level, would you do me the honor to marry me?"
Padme looked at the others, everyone's eyes were sparkling: "You took long enough to ask us Ani, we were ready two years ago, we just wanted you to ask us. But be warned, we want children once we get married."
"And I am happy to make them with you," I said, "the nine of us will start on it after the marriage… where are we going to live? In Naboo?"
Shiri answered: "That seems to be the most logical place, it is the seat of power of the Coalition and the birth planet of six of us. We started our relationship in Tatooine, but it became a family in Naboo when you joined us and made it a home."
Padme nodded: "Naboo will do, it is in the center of the Coalition and our Home Planet."
One by one the girls agreed to Naboo, after some discussions we reserved a big stretch of land for a new house/castle. With so many new planets, Naboo's population shrunk from 5 billion to 1 billion, which made choosing a location an easy task.
What wasn't easy was eight females going into Crazy Bride Mode, combined with my mother-in-law and some sister-in-laws made me regret setting the wedding date to six months instead of six weeks. I am in for a lot of pain.
Then again, planning a wedding is more important for a girl than the actual wedding day, I know, been there, suffered through it two times, although the second time was a bit awkward, I mean everything was the same except for the bride and the sister-in-law… they just changed places. Mum-in-law wasn't happy, Dad-in-law was ready to fire his shotgun, you know, the usual stuff.
Padme being Padme, the President of the Coalition could not escape the attention of the people, so the wedding became a big event. The poor girl didn't have a chance to choose her wedding dress, nope it had to be a traditional Naboo dress. The kind of eighteen hundred Chinese empresses used to wear, that and the heavy makeup.
Of course, the other girls were Naboo Nobility too, resulting in that me having to use Magic to know who was who. Shiri and Aola decided to dress up too, Although they couldn't shine in the dresses like the others, the make-up didn't work for them either. With some adjustments, they finally got the approval of the wedding planners.
Me? Dressing up as a Chinese Emperor is not my style, no matter what the wedding planners tried to push on me, I insisted on keeping it sober, I even advised the girls to keep their faces recognizable, or people might think I was marrying stunt doubles. I also pointed out that the traditional fashion of Naboo is unique, and we should make some concessions to our Coalition partners.
Me, I never was a fan of big weddings, brides in crazy mode, planning the perfect wedding is impossible, the more perfect you want to make it, the bigger you will be disappointed. You got the usual stereotypes, drunken uncle, gossipy aunty, horny cousin, and bratty kids. These factors make every wedding a disaster, start family feuds, and the seeds for a future divorce are planted.
I don't remember much from my wedding, I can't hold my liqueur to save my life, what I do know is when I saw the video, I destroyed all the copies, remember the seeds? Yep, me doing dirty dancing with my sister-in-law started that day.
That won't happen at my wedding though, I have a spell that neutralizes alcohol, and the dirty stuff will happen in our bed. Some of the girls have gorgeous sisters though, Tan, Shiri's, and Aola's sister is a fine-looking piece of ass and she knows it. Sabé, Yané, and Eirtaé have some sisters that are on the high end of the scale, above 9.5 on the scale of 10.
The difference between then and now? Now I have married eight wives, that is plenty to keep my dingeling happy. Impossible to keep them happy you say? Nah, I have a spell to enhance their nerve ends, if I crank it up to the maximum, I only have to breathe on a nipple to let them pass out from pleasure. Yeah! This man is prepared for everything!
The wedding lasted a week, the first day was in Naboo, then we traveled to the core planets of our coalition to start the celebrations on each planet. After that, we took a honeymoon for two months. I got half of them preggers by the end of the honeymoon, Shiri, Padma, Yané, and Eirtaé got knocked up.
Xxxxx
The conflict between the Republic and the Trade Federation died a silent death, half of their forces got destroyed, almost all of their shipyards and mining facilities were targeted, it was amazing that the spies of the Republic and Trade Federation were so accurate, and their infiltration almost every time succeeded.
That most of their intel was provided by us are just baseless accusations. A silent message to Kamino stopped the clone production, that, and the fleet lifted their cloak for a minute.
We refitted our fleet with the new weapons and our phase Torpedoes, from then on we had complete Space superiority. When Gendry developed a new deep space scanner, nothing could stay hidden from us.
From that moment on, everything snowballed, piracy became a high-risk, low-reward job. Every dangerous drug lab was discovered, mainly Spice drugs got our attention, the main income of the Huts. The Huts got pounded where it hurt, namely their drug trade, Harry provided alternatives for the addicted by providing drugs that are harmless for the body and mind, which combined with the freeing of the slaves made the Huts lose their power.
Every slave that we liberated got the offer to settle on one of our planets as a free citizen, or a free passage home. Our expansion is unstoppable, our planets count over five thousand already, true, most of them are scarcely populated, but give it a few centuries and it will blossom.
Xxxxx
Shiri gave me a wonderful daughter, we named her Anny, a combination of mine and her mother's name.
Yané and Eirtaé gave me beautiful daughters, my son is outnumbered four to one, poor boy.
Padme delivered a twin, we kept it traditional to Luke and Leia, she did survive childbirth though, stupid movies, why would any woman die during childbirth in Star Wars? A C-section and a few hours in a Bacta tank do the trick! I blame Mr. Lucas, he needed an orphan, so Padme had to die.
The deliveries triggered the others to get pregnant… meh, I was happy to provide the service. Soon Rabé, Sabé, Saché, and Aola were expecting, three boys and one girl this time. Well, I already prepared my mind for a big family, I just hope they spread it out a bit. My first babies all have Magic and the Force, some female Jedi even asked my wives that I would provide some sperm to enlarge the Gene pool of Magical children. Since then my sperm has been a rigorously guarded state property, those girls don't like to share at all.
Xxxxx
Gendry and I figured the secret of the Hypergate out, and we equipped an expedition fleet with volunteers to colonize the closest Galaxy, the trip would take a year, and a year to find and settle on a suitable planet with a Hypergate. I was present with my wives and kids for the final testing of the gate. It was an impressive device, the one of SG1 was a meager 15 feet in diameter, but ours is four times bigger.
"Fire it up Gendry," I said, we waited long enough to see the final phase."
"As you command, my Master." he answered, "We tuned the last details and are ready to send living creatures through the gate. Connecting… Done, establishing communication… we have a live feed, Master."
"Admiral Panaka, how is the situation there? Are you ready for the final tests?" I asked.
"We are ready to receive, Lord Skywalker, I just send a report to Harry, Gendry, and Obi of this Galaxy." Panaka answered, "So far our surveys are promising."
We started sending animals in cages through the Hypergate, from small insects to a bloody Rancor, all successful, the animals even survived the trip back home. Then we sent small Starfighters through, to see if it could handle working technology, when that was a success, it started a stream of transport ships flying through the gate with supplies and passengers, ready for a new adventure.
Xxxxx
Twenty years later, we colonized four nearby Galaxies and skipped one that already had a civilization that occupied all habitable planets, they may keep it, there is plenty to go around with. Obi is scouting the sixth Galaxy at the moment. Our Galaxy is under our control, the Republic and Trade Federation lost their people to us, the Outer Rim was slave free. Our Harry kept corruption to a minimum, while Gendry and I are developing new technologies.
My wives stopped at three kids each, that still brings the tally to twenty-four though, it is a good thing that I have a perfect memory, so I can keep them apart. My fear that I would be thrown into another world is fading, I remembered that the Grimoire of the Peverell vault in Potter's world said that the Force World would be the last one. This is really a happy ever after.
Now I am awaiting the birth of my first grandchild. Luke got a Jedi knocked up and is pacing in front of me. I closed my eyes and started meditating, when you witnessed twenty-four deliveries, the excitement fades you know, slowly I doused off.
Can you believe I woke up to the noise of a screaming baby? Worse! That bloody baby is me! Fucking Peverell lied to me! I focused on the faces before me… Bloody Fuck? I am so dead… I am in one of the shittiest worlds imaginable, I am in Fucking Naruto!
