A Helluva Boss Story

Different Kinds of Fire 2.0

Chapter 6

Spring Broken pt. 1

(Becky's POV)

I'm starting to wonder how Blitz got his drivers license. At this moment, he's currently speeding down the main road towards the building while playing around with the radio dial. He sopped when he found a song that perked his interest.

"Oh I love this song!" He cried out, trying to sing along to the lyrics.

Loona was sitting in the passengers seat, and I was sitting in the back with Millie and Moxxie. I was squeezed in the middle but it was better that Blitz's option to tie me to the roof of the van. Moxxie was covering his ears, he wasn't big on the obnoxious music playing. Blitz took notice through the rear view mirror.

"Don't be dramatic Moxx. We're almost there." He said.

"Easy for you to say sir." Said an annoyed Moxxie as he crossed his arms.

The van pulled into the parking lot that was filled with various cars parked all over the place. Our company's parking spot was still open, and Blitz was heading straight for it. When out of nowhere, a fancy pink car drove up, taking the spot.

"Holy shit, fuck!" Blitz cried out slamming his foot on the breaks as he turned the steering wheel so the van would avoid hitting the car. Luckily, it worked, but Blitz wasn't too happy with whoever took our parking space.

"Becky, hand me that megaphone under the back seat." He said, holding a hand out in wait in my direction. I reached down, grabbed the megaphone, and handed it to him. "Thank you."

He opened and stuck his head out the driver's window. Then, he began yelling into the megaphone in the direction of the other driver. "Listen up you unoriginal pink cum dumb! You have three goddamn seconds to get your shit out of my parking spot!"

While yelling, the driver of the pink vehicle came out in a fabulous pink outfit with matching glasses. The driver happened to be female, a tall female imp with quite a taste in fashion. She just stood chewing gum, looking like she didn't have a care in the world. The moment he saw the lady step out, Blitz quit yelling.

"Oh shit...Verosika?!"

'He knows her? Didn't see that coming.'

"Blitzo." Ms. Verosika said crossing her arms looking at Blitz. "I should have known you'd be here. I can smell fish from miles, which is odd because I believe the nearest ocean is-"

Blitz cut her off as he opened the door. Only to fall face first on the ground, but he got right back on his feet and finished Verosika's sentence. "three rings down!"

"And I should have known you'd be here when I heard the amber alerts." Verosika replied looking away from Blitz.

"Oh yeah? I'm surprised they let your fat ass out of rehab. I can see you're still a drunken whore, clutching onto that Beelze-juice bottle like it's the last cock in Hell!" Blitz scoffed.

"They let me out because I'm still famous, and rehab is for sad loser wash-ups." She said taking a drink from a bottle she pulled out. She gave her mouth a wipe before speaking again. "By the way, your sister says 'Hi.'

Blitz stormed up to Verosika and boy if he wasn't mad before he was now. Oh it's true, I saw it myself. Saw it all from the drivers seat. Yeah, I climbed into the drivers seat so I could watch the show.

"Why are you parking here?!" Said Blitz pointing at her. "This is the only spot my company has! So take your tampon race car somewhere else!"

"Actually prick, it has my name on it." Verosika said pointing down to the concrete. Sure enough, she had used a spray can to write her name over the company's space name. "I'm doing a bit of freelance for one of the infinitely more successful companies in the building, and they wanted to have me come in."

"No way..." Loona said looking out her window.

"You said it..." I said looking out the other window.

"This week to lead their team during spring break." Verosika finished telling Blitz.

"A week?! No, no, you are not parking here for a fucking week!" Blitz yelled at her.

"Aw, are you mad Blitzo?" Verosika said removing her glasses, smiling at Blitz. "You gonna run off leaving someone else to pay for the hotel room? Steal their car and run-"

"Run three rings to wrath and max out my credit cards on shitty horse lessons!" The pair finished saying together.

"Goddamn it whore, you will not let that go!" Blitz cried out, stomping his foot.

"Choke on a sandpaper cock." Verosika said walking past me and Loona with Blitz following behind her, still yelling.

"Hold on, you better move that pussy wagon right now or I'm gonna-" He immediately stopped when a large gray hellhound stood in his way. Towering over Blitz, he spoke in a deep voice. "You're gonna what?"

"Or I'll...um...I'll, I'll call HR." Blitz said before all three of them broke out laughing for a few seconds then stopping.

"Anyway, meet my new Hellhound...Vortex. Unlike you, he actually does his job well. Now then, we'll be going. Ta-ta fuck stain." With that Verosika walked away with Vortex besides her.

"Ugh, I wasted so much time with bag of holes like that." Said Blitz shaking his head.

I watched Loona slam open the door as she got out. "You know Verosika Mayday?!"

"Huh? Oh yeah, yeah, we dated." Blitz replied crossing his arms.

"Was it before or after she became a pop star?" Millie asked opening the back door.

"You dated a pop star?!" Said Moxxie, stepping out of the van.

"When and how did you date a pop star like her, Blitz?" I asked curious myself as I came out of the front seat.

"Okay, why are you all acting like that's such a shock?" Blitz asked.

"Hellooo, it's Verosika Mayday." Said Loona, stating the obvious.

"It's you." Said Millie.

"How did you pull it off?" I asked.

"I just...is she blind?! Suffering some form of brain damage." Said Moxxie, trying to make sense of what he learned.

"Blitz said she got out of rehab so...(shrug) anything's possible." I told Moxxie.

"Okay look, you're all making this into a way bigger deal than it needs to be. I don't pry into your stupid personal lives." Blitz told us but we all disagreed.

"What was sex with her like?" Millie asked with a big smile and sparkling eyes.

"Millie!" Cried Moxxie taken aback by Millie's question.

"What?! It's a pop star! You'd want to know what sex with Michel Crawford was like." Said Millie making Moxxie stop himself from speaking.

"Touché." He replied.

"Okay, okay look, let's just drop it! Millie, find a temporary spot for the truck okay?" Blitz told Millie tossing her the keys which she caught easily.

"Looni, Moxxie, Becky, let's handle this shit." Said Blitz taking the lead while me, Moxxie, and Loona followed him inside the building.

'Yeah, this should be fun.'

The elevator reached our designated floor. Opening up to allow us access to exit.

"Do you think he saw me?" Asked a worried Loona.

"I don't think so Loona." I replied.

"I guess...fuck, I did my makeup shitty today." She said looking at her reflection in a compact mirror.

"Aw you look perfect Looni, like always." Said a cheerful Blitz.

"Shut up da-" Loona was about to say dad to Blitz, whose eyes sparkled and a huge smile formed on his face; unfortunately, Loona shoved him aside. "Ugh, Blitz." She went back to checking out her makeup when she accidentally bumped into Vortex. "Oh, woah."

Blitz was still in his happy mood till he saw a cheerful tail wagging Loona with Vortex. He cut in between by standing in front of Loona as he spoke to Vortex.

"Alright big man, where's your bitch bag of an employer?!"

"She's in her office, there wasn't room on the second floor so they rented one here, cheaper that way." Said Vortex.

Blitz saw the room Verosika took over, and it was right across from our room.

"Aw come on!" Yelled Blitz, clearly growing annoyed and impatient by the second.

"Sorry man." Vortex shrugged, walking away.

We could all see through the glass window Verosika with a number of people who probably worked for her inside with a ton of music equipment around them. It looked like a recording studio inside. At least, that's what I thought.

"Oh no you don't bitch!" Blitz said a loud to himself.

Now I didn't fully understand what happened between Blitz and Ms. Verosika, but I did know, this is getting a little ridiculous. These two are fighting like children. Neither happy with the other over something the other did, and why? Why hold a grudge? Why can't they just let it go and move on? Then again, this is Blitz we're talking about. Always trying to make a point.

"Sir, how about you let me go in and see if I can try to reason with her?" Moxxie suggested. "I don't really listen to what's classified as pop genre music but-" Moxxie was suddenly cut off by an annoyed Blitz.

"Moxxie, shut the fuck up!"

"Hey, calm down Blitz." I started. "I know your annoyed with the current situation here, but don't take it out on Moxxie." I tried to calm Blitz. I put a hand on his shoulder, but I quickly retracted when I saw the way he looked at me with a look that could kill.

"I'm just... gonna go inside now." Said Moxxie entering the room that had the words V/M painted on the door. "Hello, Ms. Verosika was it? I work for I.M.P and it's actually rather important for us to retain the singular parking space we were assigned because-" He got cut off.

"Aw look at the little one with the little bow tie~." One of the demons said.

"Please, don't condescend me ma'am I-" Moxxie tried speaking but was cut off, again.

"Wanna kiss little guy?" A male demon asked.

"A kind offer, but...I'm married." Moxxie replied nervously as the demons surrounded him.

'Uh oh...this doesn't look good.'

"Hey...why don't you send a little message from me back to your limp...dick...boss?" Said Verosika in a seductive tone.

In the blink of an eye, the demons dog piled on Moxxie.

"Don't touch thaaaaaat!" Screamed Moxxie.

Blitz put his face and hands against the glass while I took a step back in shock.

"Moxxie, don't let her access any of your holes!" Blitz cried out.

"Blitz, do something!"

"Not my problem, he exposed himself to those horny bitches."

It didn't take long for Moxxie to escape the group. He ran out of the room, slamming the door behind him. Holding it with his back turned on it as he panted heavily catching his breathe. He looked like he had just escaped from a crazy fangirl group. His clothes were torn slightly, hair messy, and he had lipstick kisses all over his face.

"Moxxie, are you alright?" I asked concerned as I went over to him.

"I...I gotta...I gotta go lie down...now." He stuttered before falling face first onto the ground.

"Well he's out. Becky, your up." Blitz said snapping his fingers

"Huh?! Me?!" I cried out in shock. "Blitz you saw what they did to Moxxie. There's no way I'm going to survive five seconds in there."

"Look kid, you may still be slightly weak, but Moxxie was weaker against those creeps. You can't let fear rule over you, and if you don't go in there I'll personally fuck you up till you can't stand." He replied in a threatening tone giving me the chills and not in a good way.

"Noted...going now." I quickly said going into the room where all eyes locked on me. "Uh...hello (gives a small wave, clears my throat) I am sorry to interrupt you guys, but I work for I.M.P and my boss well...he's...not exactly...happy." I was trying to use my words carefully around these guys. One false move, and I'll get worse treatment compared to Moxxie.

"Now please before anyone um...comes at me, I would like to say that I think this whole argument is ridiculous. Ms. Verosika, ma'am, uh your grace? I'm sure you're having a blast pissing my boss off, and you've succeeded, but is there anyway you could maybe...just throwing this out here, but maybe, you could find another spot to park your vehicle?" I covered my head and shut my eyes. Expecting the worse to come.

After a few seconds nothing happened. The silence in the room began to be filled with laughter. I opened my eyes to see all the demons laughing. Didn't think I said anything funny, but it's better than being attacked with kisses, or worse. Verosika came over to me with a huge smile on her face.

"You know sweetie, I can tell you're not like that spineless dick Blizo, or that tiny little imp with the bow." She said, placing a hand on my shoulder. "You've got character, spunk, and you show respect for people like me. That makes you likeable in my book."

"Oh, thank you Ms. Verosika." I said slightly taken aback with surprise.

"Listen, why don't you ditch Blitzo and come work for me? You'd have a ton more fun with my crew. (winks)" She suggested and her possie all smiled at me.

"That's a very generous offer ma'am, but I have to decline." "I mean I'm not ungrateful, kind of flattered a little, its just I owe Blitz and the others. I was given a job, take in by Millie and Moxxie, I've been learning to use weapons other then knives. So thank you, but no thank you. I can't leave my family."

"(sighs) Look honey, he may be helping you now, but how do you know you can trust him?" She said. "The guy's an asshole, a loser, a backstabbing jerk who'll use you, leave you, break your heart. You stay with him, there'll be consequences."

"I get it, I'll take my chances ma'am."

"Hmph, fine, but should you change your mind." She takes out, hands me a business card. "Give me a call, I've always got room for one more in my crew."

I shouldn't, but I took the card to be polite. I'll toss it out when I get the chance later.

"Oh this won't stand!" I heard Blitz yell from the other side.

'Guess he got tired of waiting.'

He kicked the doors open which made me jump before making eye contact with everyone.

"Alright, *****! That's it!"

I took a few steps back out of fear, but I also didn't want to get in the way as Blitz stomped towards Verosika.

"If you're gonna be shitty to one of my employees and try to steal my other employee, than I challenge you to a fuckin'...challenge! Fuck, I said that twice."

I sighed, shaking my head. Now this was getting beyond ridiculous.

"Mmmm...is this imp boy starting a demon duel?" Said a girl demon.

"(chuckles) I think he is." Said Verosika leaning down towards Blitz. "What's the game then, Blitzo?"

"Every year you STD spreaders go up topside for easy pickin's while spring break is a prime time for crime of all kinds! So I bet...you succu-bitches can't fuck as many people as we can off by the end of the day."

Everybody but Blitz and I laughed till they saw the look on Blitz's face making them stop.

"Oh, you're serious? Well then..." Verosika leaned closer to Blitz face whispering something I couldn't hear.

"Come on Becky we're leaving!"

I started following Blitz out when Verosika grabbed my arm stopping me. Turning to look at her she told me something before letting me go. Just a reminder to come to her if I can't stand Blitz anymore. She also told me something that'll be revealed later.

Once we regrouped in the meeting room, Blitz pulled out a whiteboard. Behind him was an easel with drawings on papers. He obviously has been doing a lot of brainstorming.

"Alright shut your assholes! Here's how we're gonna do this shit! First, we find a fuck ton of clients."

Through a sequence of animated drawings Blitz plays out his idea for us. Millie, Moxxie, Loona, myself and Blitz are standing together as cartoon drawings surrounded by imps and clients giving us bags of money.

"We portal up."

Cartoon Blitz snaps his fingers and all our cartoon selves fall down.

"We have our fun murdering as per usual."

Our cartoon drawings are killing the cartoon humans with different weapons.

"We pile all the bodies into a big fuckin' canoe."

All the human bodies are tossed on a canoe that reads S.S. Cum Gutter.

"We push said canoe into some water.

Cartoon drawn Blitz kicked the canoe full of bodies away from the dock.

"We light it on fire to attract the sharks and eagles and shit. Maybe a goose too! Fuck it!"

An animated scene shows sharks, snakes, eagles and other creatures eating the burning bodies. Then a large kraken like octopus chomps the entire ship and animals.

"The come and eat the bodies, we win the bet..."

Second to last picture shows us all celebrating our victory.

"We rub it in that sloppy bitch's drunken whore-ass face..."

The Last picture showed us flipping off cartoon Verosika who burst into tears. While the cartoon us each give her the middle finger.

"Any questions?"

"Uh yeah, what was all that nonsense?" Asked Moxxie.

"That wasn't a real question." Said Blitz.

"That wasn't a plan."

"I'm sorry, but that was a flawless presentation of what we shoud do Mox. It's not my fault you got a smooth little brain upstairs." Blitz told Moxxie, hand on his shoulder.

"A what now?" Questioned Moxxie.

"I'm callin' ya slow, Moxxie. God, why don't you learn to take criticism you (poking Moxxie's chest) talentless baby dicked troll?!"

"Well (climbs onto the table in anger) why don't you (points at Blitz) take an art class?"

"Why don't you (grabs and pushes Moxxie back in his seat) see how EPENSIVE THEY ARE?!"

"Would you two knock it off?!" I cried out standing from my seat. "Why don't the two of you get a fucking room already and shut up?!"

Okay, I know that was a horrible thing to say, but their arguing was getting to me. Everyone stared at me in surprise. Until Loona broke the silence.

"Wow...that was kind of badass."

"Thanks."

"Hey, is there a way I can come with you guys this time?" Said Loona.

"Absolutely not, I forbid it. Not gonna happen. Sorry sweetie, Spring break is no place for young, vulnerable girls. You know the kind of FREAKS up there who'd drool all over you?!" Blitz explained.

(Breaking the fourth wall all eyes look disapprovingly at the camera.)

"Well I can blend in with humans easy enough. Just let me tag along." Loona argued.

"Wait, say that again."

"I can...blend in...?"

"You can do that Loona?" I asked surprised.

"You have a human disguise?" Millie asked.

"Yeah, don't you guys?" Loona asked.

All four of us looked at each other side to side with our eyees.

"Wait, you four have been screwing around on Earth this whole fucking time...without human disguises?!" Loona cried out.

"In my defense, nobody ever mentioned the need for using a disguise when we go above." I said in defense. "Plus, we usually stay hidden, minus that last time in the woods."

"Okay, new plan!" Blitz cried out drawing up anew plan on some paper before hanging it on the easel.

"Loonie can help lure the humans to us, and we'll take care of the rest. How about that, works for everyone?" Said Blitz.

I raised my hand. "Can I add in something?"

"And what might that be kiddo?" Blitz asked.

"Could I help Loona lure people to you guys instead of killing this time? I just learned a skill that should help me blend in." I threw out hoping to win Blitz over with the idea.

"You learned a skill to blend in with humans?" He asked not convinced. "You're not pulling my leg here are you?"

"I'm not and I can prove it." I replied. "We just need to go to the location on Earth."

"I think we're missing the biggest issue here. Isn't it crucial to have a client who demands enough kills to win this bet? We aren't just going up to massacre!" Said Moxxie making a point.

"I got it covered Mox." Said Blitz.

It didn't take long for Blitz to put up with flyer that read 'Spring Break Victim, 50% Off!' on it. Covered in dead people and horse drawings.

"Now...we wait." Said Blitz walking up to Moxxie after putting the flyer up.

"Sir...there is no way we are going to get enough clients by the end of the day with one poorly spelled, bad grammar flyer!" Moxxie complained but he was about to eat his words.

Within seconds, a huge crowd of demons lined up looking at the flyer. Moxxie and I were surprised while Blitz grinned in satisfaction.

"Now, who's first?"

We teleported ourselves to a beach where a large crowd of people were hanging out walking, talking, relaxing on their towels in the sun. We all hid ourselves behind large coral covered rocks under a dock. Peeking out to look at the beach goers.

"Now remember, we can't be seen alright? Any loose shots will likely cause a panic. So Loona and Becky, if she can blend in, will help with leading the targets to a better secluded spot to off 'em. You got the list Loonie?" Blitz explained.

Loona gave the list a couple good sniffs.

"Got it."

She came out of her hiding spot, transforming into a human version of herself.

All four of us looked at her in shock.

"Oh Loonie look at you. You look downright awful! I am so proud!" Said Blitz earning a glare from Loona. "Okay Becky your turn."

"Got it..." Steps out to stand near Loona.

I wasn't sure if this would work. I had just learned this spell Verosika told me and yet, I didn't want to I had to take a chance. Mumbling the spell under my breathe, I closed my eyes ,allowing the magic to take over.

Within moments of opening my eyes, I was in for a major shock. Looking back the others, including Loona were looking at me in shock. Unsure if there was something wrong with me I pulled out my phone, using the camera app to see my reflection and...

"Holy shit...I...I'm..." Words could not describe the girl in the mirror looking back at me. My hand holding my phone was shaking. Verosika's spell worked, it actually worked.

My skin was back to its old Caucasian color, my eyes were brown as was my shoulder length hair, I was still wearing my usual clothes but at least I didn't have a tail or horns on my head. My clothing consisted of black skinny jeans, black converse sneakers, a dark gray camo underneath a deep plum purple shirt and a choker necklace round my neck.

"I look just like I did before I died."

I could hardly hold back the tears building up. I'd almost forgotten what I use to look like when I was still alive. As much as I wanted to cry tears of joy I had to remember the mission at hand. So I wiped my eyes, taking a few deep breathes.

"Hey you okay kid?"

"Yeah just shocked to see my old self in the mirror."

"Well okay, just remember what you and Loonie need to do."

"Got it, who's first Loona?"

Alright, we are making progress

Stay tune for the next part of the episode