Vegeta then flew on top of a big castle, to see a vampire biting a woman in the neck. "The fuck is this? Is he some kind of vampire? I heard about these demons from a story I once read to Trunks... Huh, I didn't know they existed." Vegeta said as he witnessed count Dracula devouring the poor woman. "Hey, vampire scum! Why don't you come and see if you can take a bite out of me!"
Vegeta then killed Dracula. "Well that was easy." Vegeta said as a bunch of people came into the castle and saw him. "Huh? What now..."
"Thank the lord God for sending us a savior!" the people shouted.
Vegeta chuckled. "You people think I did this for you!? Ha! Don't make me laugh, I was only looking for a challenge."
Then a blue haired woman came rushing and embracing Vegeta in a hug. "Let me go, woman!"
"I am Princess Lufia, and you are our savior! Will you take my hand in marriage and become our king?" Lufia asked.
Vegeta grunted. "I have a wife! Now get out! This is my castle now!"
Lufia looked shocked. "B-But you are our savior."
"Bitch please." Vegeta then blew her up.
"He's a monster!" a person shouted.
Vegeta smirked. "I will be your new king!"
The people then ran away in fear of Vegeta.
"So... what did you get from killing her?" God's voice asked.
Vegeta grunted. "Well if it ain't the Lord. I'll tell you what I got! Respect."
"You kill for no reason. What do you get from that?" God asked.
Vegeta grunted. "I get enjoyment."
"From hurting others?" God asked.
Vegeta nodded. "It's been a long time since I killed anyone."
"What would your son think of this?" God asked.
"My son is more human than Saiyan, he wouldn't understand." Vegeta replied.
"You have chosen the wrong path." God said.
"Is that so? Then what is the right path? Are you seriously gonna try to convert me?" Vegeta asked.
"A flood is coming to wipe out the human race. Will you do something to save everyone? Or will you allow for the human race to be destroyed? Your choice." God said.
Vegeta smirked. "So... you are God then... well, I'll play your game for now. I suppose I can save a human or two... but who?" Vegeta wondered as he searched the whole world and found a human woman with red hair pig tails training with a big white panda.
"Hmm... this female looks good and strong. I'll save her and then we'll begin the human race over." Vegeta said as he snatched her away from almost being drowned by the flood.
Little did Vegeta know, she was a man... sort of.
"What is your name?" Vegeta asked.
"It's Ranma, sir... Thank you for saving me, but who are you?" Ranma asked as he wiped the water off his shirt.
"W-What!? Your hair changed and your voice... woman explain yourself!" Vegeta yelled in anger.
Ranma looked scared. "Uh, well, you see... I'm a man actually..."
Vegeta's mind just exploded. "YOUR A MAN!? But I saw that you were clearly a woman before!"
Ranma began backing away in fear. "Well... I'm sort of both... you see whenever I get wet in water, I change genders... it's like a curse."
Vegeta couldn't believe it. "I can't believe it! That's just not right... we were suppose to repopulate the world together!"
Ranma blushed. "Well... I can be more woman than man... Akane always used to tease me about it, but she's dead now. So..."
Vegeta looked so angry. "There is no water, you fool! How are we gonna turn you back into a woman!? And why the fuck am I even considering this... uh..." Vegeta began to back away as he started to feel lust for the young man. "I'm not gay!"
"V-Veronica..."
"What the fuck was that!?" Vegeta yelled as he began to hear a voice.
"Veronica..." Goku's voice was heard again.
"Where is Kakarot's voice coming from!?" Vegeta wondered.
"Veronica... accept your fate." Goku's voice said.
"Jesus Christ! What the hell is going on!?"
Then Ranma placed one foot in the flood and turned into a female. "Well... should we do it?" Ranma asked.
"W-What!? Your a man!" Vegeta shouted.
Ranma then pulled his pants down. "I'll be a woman, just for you."
Vegeta blushed as he enjoyed his time with Ranma. "I haven't been this heated since I first slept with Bulma..."
Ranma smiled. "Are you having a good time?" he asked.
Vegeta looked so embarrassed. "Can you even have kids?" Vegeta asked.
"Don't know, let's find out." Ranma said.
Vegeta was now officially gay.
To be continued.
A/N: Where did Goku's voice come from? Find out soon.
