Opening by neostardustdragon101
We pass by the city of new your all seems calm as a dark gray sky hangs over the city. Suddenly an explosion erupts from around the city causing the people to run and scream in the chaos as Hydra Bots slither through the streets firing off energy beams. Moving over towards a tower Tony Stark watches on.
Our world's about to break,
Tormented and attacked
Bruce Banner's eyes turn green as he tears through his clothing transforming into the Hulk as he lets out a rage filled roar.
Lost from when we wake,
With no way to go back.
A photo of Captain America is shown before color fills it and Cap holds up his shield.
I'm standing on my own,
but now I'm not alone.
Storm clouds roar as thunder strikes and Thor soars through the sky holding up mjolnir
Naruto stands atop a skyscraper overlooking the city smirking.
Too small to turn the tide
Too stubborn to give in
Tony stands in the center of his armory, his armor parts moving around as he begins to suit up with screens displaying the various heroes and villains. They soon vanish and his Iron Man helmet comes down and his eyes light up.
There's no one left to trust
It all comes down to us
Pushed by pain and pride
To face these fears and win
Naruto throws a punch knocking away several Hydra Soldiers while Wasp comes in from the sky firing bolts at them. Antman smashes his fist down on the Hydrabot while Hulk jumps down swinging it by its tentacle crashing into a building. Thor holds up his hammer unleashing lighting down upon his enemies while Captain America tossed his shield knocking away his enemies
AVENGERS ASSEMBLE!
Always, we will fight as one, 'til the battle's won,
An explosion erupted as the dust clears as the Avengers stand side by side.
With evil on the run, we'll never come undone.
Assembled we are strong, forever fight as one!
(New York City)
A large monkey-like figure leapt through the window of a building carrying a large bag of money on his back as he fell to the city streets below. As soon as he landed a police officer approached him with gun drawn
"Freeze!" The female cop demanded cocking her pistol. The monkey villain looked towards her as his eye turned into yellow swirls. Hypnotizing the woman before he knocked her out with a blast of green breath.
The monkey creature then went towards a sewer grate but stopped his attempts to escape as yellow blasts zapped him.
"Mandrill, right? Baboon guy, pheromone powers" The now named Mandrill turned to look at a shrunken Wasp standing before him
"I'm gonna have to ask you to put down the money and surrender" Wasp ordered "or else you will be beat up"
Mandrill only laughed at this "Wasp? You think I'm scared of you?" Mandrill asked cackling "I'll tear those wings off and-"
He was then grabbed from behind and moments later he was hanging from a street lamp from narutos rubber arm
"Dammit whiskers! We had a plan to scare him into surrendering!" Tony yelled
"I'm doing that ok big guy take a swing at the pinata!" Naruto yelled with a grin as he looked at Hulk who was approaching with a ripped out street lamp and holding it like a bat
"Hope you have lots of candy inside" Hulk said with a grin as he took a practice swing
"……I surrender! I surrender!" Mandrill yelled terrified after his mind proceeded what was about to happen to him
"Wuss" Naruto said as he dropped the Villain who fell to the floor after Wasp zapped him in the face
"Aw I wanted to beat up the monkey pinata" Hulk Growled
"Ah well we can spar later big guy I'm completely invulnerable to whatever you can throw at me" Naruto said with a smile as he gave Hulk a thumbs up
"One down. Seventy three to go" Tony said as he cuffed Mandrill
(Night Time)
a figure in a long black cloak made his way through a dock at night after sneaking off a ship. As he left he was spotted by several dock workers who threatened to beat the stowaway. His response? Beating them into unconsciousness before disappearing into the night
(The Next morning)
A red haired woman in a business suit looked at her watch irritated before turning her head "well thank you two for being on time unlike the others" The woman said as she looked at Naruto and Hulk who were leaning against the gates to a big Mansion.
"no problem Miss Potts" Naruto said as he looked At Hulk who just seemed angry and annoyed
"Ho! Miss Potts!" Thor yelled as he flew down to the gate before them "And Hulk. Tis good to see you again! You as well Boy of Joys!" Thor greeted
"Careful where you say that in the city Thor" Naruto said with a chuckle while Hulk snorted
"... I am most confused. Is that not a common greeting in Midgard?" Thor asked as he looked at Naruto in confusion
"Earth joke Mr Odenson..and a juvenile one at that" Pepper said flatly
"Oh yes because Tony Stark is the epitome of responsibility and clean speaking" Naruto said with an eye roll
"...touche" Pepper said with a sigh as she couldn't deny this
"Are you two ready for the upcoming battles?" Thor asked as he placed a hand on Hulk's shoulder
"You ready to get a watch?" Hulk questioned after removing Thor's hand from his shoulder
"Relax big guy sometimes people are late. And yes Thor I always am ready. My mom trained me to always be ready for a fight." Naruto said with a grin
"Oh? your mother trained you in battle?" Thor asked curiously as he was curious on Naruto's skill
"She is a rubber person too?" Hulk asked
"No fox woman" Naruto said with a nonchalant tone
"She's made of foxes? This realm is most peculiar" Thor said with a confused look on his face
"No she can turn into a fox or a human and fox hybrid" Naruto explained just as Janet flew in front of them
"We're here. Sorry we're late. I had to tear Hank away from his lab" Janet told them as Hank grew to human size next to them
"It was an important experiment" Hank said before he nodded at the others in greeting
"Friend Pym. I did not see you There, I expected you to be giant" Thor admitted
"Really why?" Hank asked curiously
"Thy giant self seems more useful" Thor said referring to Ant man's giant form
"Don't judge powers based on looks bud. I have seen powers that may look stupid but in reality are super dangerous" Naruto said firmly as he placed his hands behind his head
"Where's Stark?" Hulk growled out having enough of waiting
"Sorry! Sorry everyone!" Tony said as he landed in front of them in his Iron man suit "I got caught up in a meeting" he told them before looking at Pepper "uh okay, actually I missed that meeting too" he said as Pepper glared at him
"It amazes me how you still have investors despite missing meetings constantly" Naruto said with an eye roll
"I get results rubber boy, Tony said as he waved his hand dismissively at Naruto
"No pretty sure it's that your assistant here gets results for you so you don't lose clients. I mean I assume when she's not threatening to nail you with out any lube" Naruto said with a smirk at the Invincible Iron Man
"Eat a dick whiskers!" Tony yelled as Pepper blushed a bright red "anyways welcome everyone to Avengers Mansion" Tony said as he gestured to the manor behind them
"This is what you had me give up my roach motel for? Score!" Naruto grinned as he looked at the Mansion
"Yup. This Was my-" Tony was saying before Hulk punched the gates down and started to move into the mansion grounds
"You know, that was really rude" Tony said as he and the others followed after the Hulk
(Inside the manor)
Thor stared at a machine on the wall which greeted back. "Greetings Thor Odinson. May I offer you a drink?" A robotic male Voice asked
"What manner of palace is this?" Thor questioned
"This was a museum for the Maria Stark Foundation, my mother's home. I've had it upgraded since the breakout. I thought this could be our headquarters." Tony said as everyone looked through the manor a bit
"Swanky" Janet said as she flew around
"The mansion is run by Jarvis. My personal artificial intelligence. Anything you need Jarvis will provide" Tony explained
"Hey Jarvis, you serve Ramen here?" Naruto asked out loud
"I am equipped to serve almost any meal you may request Mr Joyboy" Jarvis said
Naruto smiled at this as he rubbed his hands together "Uzumaki is my last name and Stark you may want to get a regular delivery on ramen supplies I have a big appetite" he said
"No problem. We've got a full kitchen and a chef on call" Tony said as be brought them to a kitchen area
"I can also cook if that helps" Naruto said holding up his hand
"You can cook?" Janet asked curious at this information
"Yup. Mom taught me and I learned a few tricks after leaving home. You'd be surprised what you can make with whatever's in a forest as you travel." Naruto said with a smile
"You have learned to live off the land? Your mother must be quite the warrior my friend" Thor said
"I believe demon may be more accurate" Naruto said as he shuddered "So many Bears."
Meanwhile the Hulk was scarfing down food in the fridge
"There are 12 bedrooms, maid service, laundry service, room service, a theater/lounge, satellite tv and movies, every form of video entertainment on the planet." Tony said listing off what the mansion was equipped with
"Wow you go all out don't you? " Naruto asked whistling impressed
"Are you serious Stark? This is what you spent a week preparing?" Hank asked unimpressed
"Uh no. I haven't even gotten to the good stuff yet. You're gonna need these" Tony said as Pepper handed each of them an electronic red and white card emblazoned with a large red A on it. As it turned On Flashing blue And Tony's face appeared On the small screen on said cards.
"These id cards are linked to the Stark industries satellite Network and will keep in audio and video communication anywhere in the world. They also give you full access and control of the mansion." Tony explained as Pepper passed out the cards to everyone
"I can show you how it wor-" Pepper was saying to the Hulk who grabbed the card with a growl
"You think I can't figure it out?" Hulk asked with a growl
"I'm sure you can" Pepper said trying to defuse Hulk's anger before Thor walked up to him with a glare
"Twould be wise to treat the lady with respect" Thor told Hulk
"Which lady you mean Blondie?" Hulk asked with a glare back
"Hey big guy pro tip save the anger for the bad guys. They deserve it more." Naruto said as he patted Hulk on the arm
Tony meanwhile cleared his throat and approached a fireplace which raised from the floor revealing a large doorway
"Ok that's so cool" Naruto and Janet said simultaneously before looking at each other before they entered the doorway which took them to an elevator that started to go down.
"And voila. The sub levels" Tony said which brought them to a gigantic underground laboratory
"The mansion has a state of the art science lab, space for Hank's modular labs, as well as my armory." Tony said leading them to an outlook over a large body of water
"Nice pool" Janet said seeing the massive amount of water
"Actually the pool's on the roof" Tony said as the water split open revealing a ship coming up from the water. "This is a fully functional hangar with two prototype high speed aerial shuttles. The quinjets" Tony said as they gazed at the flying ship "weapons, shields, and an airspeed of mach 8, for those of us who can't fly. And it can go into space too" Tony told them
"a flying ship?" Naruto asked as an excited grin formed on his face
"You can't fly it" Tony said firmly as he continued the tour
"What? Why the hell not?" Naruto demanded as he followed the group
"Because you'll crash it in some kamikaze attack that you'll survive because your rubber" Tony deadpanned
"... yeah you got me there" Naruto shrugged
"Now for the training room" Tony said leading the team away
"A training ground? bor- ring!" Naruto said with a groan
"You don't like training?" Janet asked curiously
"I spent five years training to be a hero before my mom would let me leave our village." Naruto said "it was hell. Complete and utter hell. From the blackest depths of the abyss." Naruto said with a harrowed tone of voice
"This where you learned to Knock people out with a look or slug a guy into a crater?" Hank asked curiously as him and Tony were both curious about how Naruto had pulled that off against Graviton as well as when all the Hulkbuster soldiers fell over, foaming at the mouth from a look.
"Yes and yes. I suppose if we're gonna be a team I may as well say it since Shield ain't around this time. You guys are trustworthy enough but I'll do this on the condition that you people swear on your graves to never reveal what I say. No data logs. No contingency plans that can be used to kill me later that get hacked by a villain. No diary entries. Nothing even remotely recorded about this" Naruto said seriously as he was not going to risk his home village's safety. Even if he felt he could trust these guys he was not about to open up on his powers if they threatened his home village's safety.
"Uh not to sound like being dismissive but is this something that needs to be taught?" Tony asked
"Yes" Naruto said wondering where they were going with this
"Then wouldn't just telling us what it is give us nothing and keep your home safe?" Hank asked with a raised eyebrow
"... I fucking hate super geniuses" Naruto grumbled as he pouted a bit
"Preach!" Janet said with a smile at this
"So then pray tell Boy of Joys. What is the source of thine secret?" Thor asked curious
"I come from a secluded village in japan where everyone is a superhuman. My mother has the ability to turn herself into a mythical kitsune."
"They are all mutants?" Janet asked curiously
"No. We're something different, I think back in the feudal Era people called us Devils though." Naruto said with a chuckle "anyways as I was saying. My mother can turn into a kitsune while my father can turn his body into and generate light" he explained
"So all of your people's powers are random?" Tony asked curiously
"Correct. Usually they'll gain the same type of powers as a parent. I'm a rarity however. See our powers can be classified into one of three categories. Paramecia, Zoan, or Logia. Zoans give the power holder the ability to turn into an animal of some kind as well as a human hybrid animal like my mom can. Logias their bodies become made of a particular element. From light to smoke to flames and most physical attacks will pass through them as they are made of said element whenever they choose to be so." Naruto was saying
"And I take it your a logia sense you're made of rubber?" Hank asked curiously
"No no I'm what's called a paramecia which is pretty much a power that isn't one of the other two. Some are interesting like shooting a beam that makes people move Slowly or even my grandma who can creating spheres that she can manipulate everything within the space of said sphere. It's pretty much a power lottery with paramecia."
Everyone was silent after this explanation of Naruto's
"Ok so you come from a hidden village where everyone is born with a random power. How does that explain what you pulled with the Hulk busters and when you slugged Graviton?" Janet asked summarizing what Naruto had explained so far
"I was getting to that. We have another method of combat and fighting in general. Our body structure allows us to use a natural power native to us to fight stronger enemies. We call it Haki. It's essentially weaponizing our own willpower into attacks. Like our powers there are also 3 forms. Armament, observation, and conquerors Haki." Naruto said
"I have never heard of one weaponizing one's own willpower" Thor said as he listened to this with interest
"It's mostly native to my village. While I'm sure others people can learn it we take to it more naturally than others." Naruto said as he held up his hand which turned black before their eyes "what you see here is my Armament Haki. It allows me to hit super powered beings. A logia powered person I'd be able to hit their physical body even if they were in their element state." Naruto explained
"Ah that's why you were able to hit Graviton even when he had his barrier up" Tony said as he nodded in understanding
"Correct." Naruto said with a smile as he let his arm turn back to normal
"Ok but what about observation and conquerors?" Janet asked curiously
"A good question my dear. You see Observation Haki let's me observe things from afar. Or read into someone's mental state. Some in my village can even see into the future briefly" Naruto said
Hank nodded at this before he paused "Wait a minute I have seen you in security footage dodging attacks from criminals without seeing them. Can you use this to avoid attacks too?"
"I could once I unlock it. Those criminals were just overly loud and I heard them moving. I don't have that level of observation Haki yet though I'm sure I could eventually unlock it" Naruto admitted "and finally we have the rarest of the 3 hakis, Conqueror's Haki. Even amongst my village It's rare to obtain it. Unlike other Hakis it can't be taught. You either have it or you don't have it. It is exerting our willpower over others. According to my mother I excel at using it" Naruto said
"If you can use it to make people stop fighting then why don't you?" Hank asked with a frown
"Because if I just go around throwing it out willy nilly it would raise questions. Even then if I use it in areas with lots of people there's a chance I can hit them if they're where I'm aiming. I may have proficiency with who I want to target but I won't risk innocents getting hit. Even then some can resist it if they have a strong willpower as well." Naruto explained
"Good call kid probably best to reserve that move for emergencies" Tony said nodding in agreement at this
"Exactly. If I had used it during the fight with Graviton you all could have been knocked out with no chance of it even knocking him out. So I saved it for the Hulkbusters. Those idiots had it coming anyways right big guy?" Naruto asked turning towards the Hulk with a smirk
"I would've preferred smashing them but it got the job done" Hulk said with a grin
"Alright now let's go to the training room" Tony said as he led the way into the training room
"I swear this is gonna suck" Naruto groaned as he followed whole slumping his shoulders
(5 minutes later)
"I take it back! This is awesome!" Naruto cackled as he dodged missile fire from a bunch of turrets "this is my kind of training!" Naruto laughed "gum gum balloon!" Naruto yelled as he expanded his body into a giant balloon which the missiles hit before they bounced off him and back at the turrets making them explode.
"You're some kind of crazy, you know that?" Janet asked flying next to him in shrunken form
"Better to be crazy than boring. Why live if you can't be free to be yourself?" Naruto asked with a smile as he slugged a robot drone sending it flying into a turret making it explode. "Whoo! Fifteen points!" Naruto cackled before a hole formed in the floor before him as Hulk threw a large piece of equipment through the floor.
"Exercise complete" Jarvis announced as the equipment all shut down
"That the best you got Tin Man?" Hulk asked as Tony flew over
"It's self repairing thanks for asking. By the way that was level one of ten" Tony said
"Whoo! That was great! much better than survival training with my mom back home! And no bears with chainsaws either!" Naruto cackled
"... the hell kind of training did you do?" Janet asked, genuinely freaked out by the bears with chainsaws thing.
(Assembly Hall)
Pepper lead them all to a new room that featured a large, hi-tech table
"And this is the assembly hall" Tony said as Janet and Naruto stepped inside to take a look first
"All the money you've thrown into this is very impressive Tony. Were you bored? Are we your new pet project? Why are we here?" Hank asked with a small tone of irritation
"That's a good question. Kind of angry, but that's okay." Tony said as everyone walked towards the table other than Hulk.
"Dude what's your deal? It's obvious if you think about it" Naruto said as he looked at Hank
"What that we're just some team now? Teams are built on trust. Even then I'm a scientist first. I'd rather talk it out with villains than go straight to violence like you." Hank said as he looked at Naruto
"Then go play scientist while we build up the team then. You being a downer isn't gonna help anyone" Naruto told him as he approached the table
"I'm not being a downer" Hank said offended
"Yes you are Hank" Janet said with an annoyed sigh making the scientist flinch a little before he walked over to the table to join them
"Jarvis, pull up the most wanted list" Tony said as the table displayed a hologram of multiple faces swirling around in a cylinder around the table. "Seventy four supervillains escaped the day of the breakout. Graviton is being held by Shield and we caught Mandrill. But we've got more work to do." Tony said
"I know many of these villains. The wrecker and his crew are formidable. His weapon is of unearthly might." Thor said looking over the escaped villains
"If we do recapture them all, where do we put them?" Hank asked "the big house is destroyed, the vault is destroyed. We haven't heard anything about the cube." Hank reminded
"I'm working with a colleague on something now. Reed Richards has proposed a prison that's actually outside this dimension in a place he calls the negative zone" Tony said
"Sounds like a good idea, has he given you any updates?" Naruto inquired
"Not for a while, which is weird. Seeing as he said this was a priority" Tony admitted
"Too much talking. We should just go get these guys" Hulk growled from his corner irritated with all the talking
"We Don't even know what caused the breakout in the first place. What's to stop it from happening there?" Hank asked
"Well we can't just sit here and let the bad guys run around unchecked …. Wait, can we?" Naruto asked
"No" Tony said flatly
"Ah well there went my evening plans" Naruto said with a faux sigh
"What had a date?" Tony asked with a smirk
"Nah I was gonna hang out around here seeing as I don't have a lot to move here" Naruto said as he shrugged
"Oh yeah which reminds me I have your new suit ready" Tony said
"No spandex!" Naruto yelled not even looking at the suit
"Relax. It's armor like myself. You can be called Iron Joy" Tony said with a smirk as a suit of orange and black armor walked in
"Pass I don't need that. Besides can my stretching even work in it?" Naruto asked as he shook his head
"Oh yea I wanted to ask why don't you wear a hero outfit?" Janet asked curiously as she looked at Naruto
"Is it required? I mean I get it you know the whole secret identity thing but most of you are already known out of costume by the public seeing as you don't wear masks." Naruto quirked an eyebrow
"Well why don't I take you shopping for some new threads then? We obviously aren't going to get anymore done today. We can concentrate on beating up bad guys tomorrow" Janet said
"Works for me as long as It's still comfortable and lets me use my powers" Naruto said with a smile
"At least one of you knows what they're doing" Hulk scoffed as he turned to walk away
"I have had enough of you creature! Your insults end here!" Thor glared as he stomped towards the Hulk
"You wanna go goldilocks? Let's go" Hulk growled
"Whoa. Okay. How about instead of going, we find a way to get along? Since you two and rubber boy are the only ones staying at the mansion full time, I'd appreciate it if you didn't level the place on day one" Tony said as he broke up the would be fight.
"Yeah no fighting not before i take bets at least" Janet said with a chuckle
"I have 20 on the big guy" Naruto said as he took out his wallet
"Which big guy?" Janet asked with a smirk
"Ha!" Naruto chuckled as they high fived
"... it's like herding cats" Tony sighed as he shook his head
"hiiiisss!" Naruto said as he waved his hand at Tony as he left the room with Janet as Hulk stomped away towards his bedroom
(New York city 2 hours later)
"So what do you think?" Janet asked gesturing to a hot topic
"... why are there so many belts? Who needs that many belts for their pants?" Naruto asked, confused "why is that shirt made of belts?"
"...ok maybe we should start with a different store" Janet said with an eye roll
"Hey don't look at me. You recommended the store" Naruto deflected
"You really aren't from around civilization are you?" Janet asked as they entered a more normal clothing shop
"We have people who can literally create food and clothes from their fingertips. Kind of negates the need to interact with other places" Naruto admitted
"Yeah but you like the outside world otherwise. Why bother protecting it?"Janet asked as they approached the men's section of the store
"... all my life I was next in line to be the next village leader after my mom. And I always wanted to be free to choose my own path. Maybe I do this for a thrill or maybe it's just the right thing to do but I want to follow my path all the way. No matter how rough it gets I don't want to stop" Naruto admitted
"And your path is being a hero?" Janet questioned curiously
"Well when I see people who need help it's like a impulse, heck my first heroic moment that I remember was as a kid I beat up some poachers that were locking up some animals outside the village to sell. I hate letting people like that trample on the freedoms and lives of others." Naruto said
Janet nodded at this as she agreed with this "I'm gonna guess that's why you decked Kelly so hard he was missing teeth?" she asked curiously
"That dumbass was lucky I was holding back. I don't honestly think I've ever had the urge to punch a hole in someone that much before" Naruto admitted before he found some clothes on a rack and grabbed them.
"Yea mutants get a bad enough rap as it is without that guy making things worse for them" Janet said as Naruto entered a stall to change.
(a rooftop outside)
As the two shopped outside the clothing shop on a rooftop, the enchantress also known as Amora was looking down at the two along with her executioner and a cloaked figure.
"So this is New York huh?" The figure asked "It's way too bright in this city. I think it needs some darkness to cover it up" the figure said taking down its hood revealing it was Sasuke
"You can do that later. Remember you're to deal with the rubber boy while I turn the green monster against the others" Enchantress reminded him
"Yeah yeah whatever you skank. I don't care as long as I get that bastard's head to send to his bitch of a mom" Sasuke said before executioner held his axe to his neck
"Watch your words whelp" Executioner growled
"Now now boys we're all on the same team aren't we? Why should we fight each other?" Enchantress asked with a smile
"Tch. Whatever. Just don't get in my way and we'll be fine. Otherwise you'll never light again" Sasuke told them with a scowl as he walked away
"I believe I shall take a closer look" Enchantress said as she waved her hands and formed a human disguise of a green shirt, jeans, and a pair of green heels and vanished down into an alleyway before the Executioner could talk her out of it.
Amora walked out from the alleyway towards the shop, passing under two men cleaning windows via a scaffolding. The scaffolding however had a loose screw due to the movement. The results?
Two men and a scaffolding falling from a large height onto a passing by Amora. However before Amora could move to use a spell to negate any effects, Naruto suddenly appeared in front of her, expanding into a balloon as he grabbed the two men while also taking the hit from the falling scaffolding instead.
Naruto was now wearing a red shirt a black tie and black pants along with his regular shoes
"Whoo! Good thing I finished paying!" Naruto exclaimed before he looked at Amora "You ok?" Naruto asked Amora as he turned back into his normal self
"Y-yes. I am fine. Thank you very much" Amora said playing up the act of the saved damsel in distress
"No problem. Can't let a pretty woman like you get hurt" Naruto said with a friendly smile
Amora's eyes slightly widened at this bit before she could say anything she was interrupted
"Naruto we have to go!" Janet shouted as she flew out in her small form
"What happened?" Naruto asked as he looked at the small woman
"Hulk and Thor are fighting in the park and Tony and Hank are trying to get them to stop but they are having trouble, so lets go!" Janet said as she flew off
"Shit let's go stop them! See you later, pretty lady!" Naruto yelled as he used his arms to slingshot himself towards the park
"... most men only call me that under my thrall or when I'm actively seducing them" Amora muttered watching as Naruto and Janet left to help their big green teammate.
"You done leering at that rubber idiot?" Sasuke asked with an annoyed tone as he and Executioner approached her from an alleyway.
Enchantress ignored him as she still looked after where Naruto and Janet left.
"Enchantress?" Executioner questioned finally getting her attention
"Come. Let us make haste towards the battle" Enchantress said before the 3 vanished in green flames.
(Central Park)
At the park. Things were not going well for anyone not named the Hulk. Mostly because Ant Man was thrown into a statue, and Iron man was being used as a club to hit Thor.
"Hulk calm down!" Tony yelled before being clubbed into Thor's face… again.
"Hey big guy! That's not how you treat friends!" Naruto yelled as he swung into the park with Wasp flying behind him
Hulk roared at Naruto while he threw Tony away from him before pounding on his chest.
"Oh? You want to take me on?" Naruto asked with a grin
"Uh Naruto not that you're not impressive but the Hulk might be above your pay grade" Wasp said ashe looked at Naruto as he cracked his knuckles
"Wasp go take cover and check on the others." Naruto's said as he cracked his neck and smiled at Hulk
"You can't be serious. Even with that red skin thing you Can't win." Janet told him
"That's why I'm gonna go up a gear. Hope Tony's bank account doesn't mind paying for the damages!" Naruto yelled as he ran at the Hulk while he readied his fist
"Up a gear? Wait, you have another power up?" Janet asked but was ignored
Naruto smiled as he put his thumb in his mouth as the Hulk roared and charged at him
"Gear Third!" Naruto yelled before blowing air into his rubber arm. "Bone balloon!" He yelled as his arm became massive. Easily three times bigger than the Hulk.
"You have gotta be kidding me" Tony said with a groan as he stood up and saw this
"Gum gum giant pistol!" Naruto yelled as he threw his enlarged fist at the charging Hulk. Only for the Hulk to stop it after being sent back a bit. "... well shit" Naruto said
"raaaaaggghhhh!!!!" Hulk roared as he grabbed Naruto's enlarged fist and with a pull threw it over his shoulder and slammed Naruto on the ground behind him
"I regret nothiiiiiiing!!!" Naruto yelled before being slammed spine first into the ground. Only to see the Hulk continue walking towards Thor…. As if he were in a trance.
"Hey Tony you getting anything weird on the Hulk right now?" Naruto asked as he stood back up from the crater as a tiny form
"I'm more concerned why your smaller than a munchkin" Tony said with an amused tone
"Oh my god he's cute!" Janet yelled with a smile at seeing this
"I'm working on it damn it! I need some time to revert back to my normal gorgeous self" Naruto yelled as he waved his fists in the air which just made Janet smile
"Hey Janet focus on the green Goliath and not the chibi" Tony said with a smirk
"I'm so pranking you for that Stark!" Naruto yelled still as a chibi
Tony ignored this as he scanned the Hulk with his scanner and saw that there was some kind of weird energy around the Hulks head more specifically his eyes
"There's some kind of weird energy around the Hulk. It's similar to your hammer Thor" Tony said as he looked towards the asgardian warrior.
"Tis Dark magic. The Hulk has been enchanted" Thor said with a realization
"Great, just what I wanted. A magically enchanted unjolly green giant." Naruto said as he turned back into normal form
Tony flew at The Hulk only to be backhanded away. As the Hulk roared Ant Man became Giant and slammed his palm onto the Hulk hoping to contain him.
"So should we count this as a team building exercise?" Hank asked, thinking Hulk was restrained… and was then thrown off unceremoniously.
"Hey big guy? Sun's getting real low huh?" Naruto asked before Hulk grabbed his outstretched arm and slammed him into the ground like a ragdolll
"You ok?" Janet asked as Naruto got up with a groan
"Just my pride is hurt" Naruto said as he got to his feet
"You have pride?" Tony asked as he got up before they watched Thor try and jump onto Hulk from behind… and then get tossed away
Janet flew at the Hulk sending blasts at his face only for Hulk to clap his hands against her. Crushing her before looking down and preparing to punch out the unconscious wasp
"Hey!" Naruto yelled as he unleashed his conqueror's haki
Hulk looked at Naruto with a glare at this before Roaring back
"You may be my Friend big guy but if you hurt any of my other friends I'll lay you out like any other Villain so you better be sure before you make your next move" Naruto said with a glare as he hit Hulk again with his conqueror's Haki
This caused the magic around the Hulks head to falter and the Hulk to grab his head and shake it a bit
"You good now, big guy?" Naruto asked the Hulk as he approached him
The Hulk glared at Naruto for a few moments before he backhanded him sending Naruto into a tree nearby
"You diiiiiiiiiccccckkkkk!!" Naruto yelled before he saw the Hulk leap away after dropping Janet
"Well that went well…. Is everyone oka-" Tony was asking before a giant battle axe was imbedded into his armor before falling back.
"Oh god who pissed off the renaissance fair?" Naruto asked seeing the new arrivals
Before Naruto could move he was suddenly pulled to the side by a invisible force and was grabbed by Sasuke who glared at him
"Sasuke?" Naruto asked surprised as he saw the teen
"Hello loser" Sasuke said before slamming Naruto into a tree back first making Naruto shout in pain and spit up some blood
"You and I have some unfinished business" Sasuke said
"W-what are you on about? I didn't make you leave you did it on your own" Naruto groaned
"You're Worthless whore of a mother banished me. I'll send your head to her as a gift" Sasuke scowled
"Technically she said if you didn't like her decisions there was the door she didn't actually banish you. You could come back anytime" Naruto said with a groan from the pain
Sasuke growled at this before he threw Naruto into Thor sending them both to the ground "no. I Have a better plan. I'll kill you then your parents and then everyone else that doesn't swear loyalty to me from our village" Sasuke said as he dropped his cloak to the ground
"I thought you were immune to physical pain my friend" Thor said as he got up and helped Naruto to his feet
"Let's just say his powers are bullshit. He can negate any of my villages powers when he touches them upside he takes twice the damage a normal person takes" Naruto said
"That's it? Kinda makes him useless against the rest of us Hank said as he stood up in his giant form over Sasuke
Sasuke glared at this as what looked like living darkness sprang to life around him "let's test that shall we?"
Tony's sensors started going nuts at this "get out of the way!" Tony yelled out to his team
"Why?" Hank asked confused at the worry
"Black Hole!" Sasuke yelled as she sent his darkness along the ground towards them. Luckily Naruto grabbed Wasp and leapt into a far away tree before grabbing the rest of the team and bringing them up. Away from the darkness on the ground
"I still do not see the threat" Thor said before they all watched as the other trees and park decorations, even the statue, were absorbed into Sasuke's darkness. As if they were never there.
"How about now?" Naruto asked flatly
"Liberation!" Sasuke yelled out as his darkness came out of the ground and spat out everything that his darkness has consumed at the Avengers.
"Any strategies whiskers?" Tony asked as they all scattered to avoid the attack
"Leave Sasuke to me. You guys take down the medieval reject and the sexy, leggy blonde chick" Naruto told them
"The what?" Tony asked as Naruto jumped down and sent a haki infused fist into Sasuke's face. Sending the emo flying.
"Gah! So you finally learned haki eh you dope? That witch wasn't lying" Sasuke said as he wiped his lip and saw he was bleeding
"Yeah funny thing about your powers. Since you take double damage and Haki cuts through your negation you're pretty much in for a world of hurt" Naruto said with a smirk
"Look who's all grown up and acting cocky now" Sasuke scoffed before he stood up "you never once could beat me in a thousand years. Your haki changes nothing. I'm still your superior in every way loser" Sasuke said
"I'm not the same kid anymore Sasuke. Sorry that your god complex is still the same as it's always been. Or is this whole thing because you're overcompensating for not having anything between your legs?" Naruto asked with a smirk as he switched to gear two
"... I'm going to start peeling off your skin piece by piece. I'm not sure when I'll stop" Sasuke said with a growl as his eyebrow twitched violently
"Didn't deny it!" Naruto cackled before sending a haki infused kick into Sasuke who blocked with his haki infused arm.
"You may have speed dope but I can tell what you're gonna do thanks to my observation haki and you being predictable Sasuke said with a haughty smirk
"Nutcracker!" Naruto yelled sending a haki infused knee into Sasuke's crotch as he monologued.
"Aaaaaaahhhhhhh!" Sasuke screamed in pain from the hit
"Mom always did teach me to aim for the groin constantly. Remember?" Naruto asked with a smirk at the kneeling in pain Sasuke
"Damn you!" Sasuke groaned as he laid on the ground
"well hey you finally proved you have a set… Or at least you did. I think one of them popped." Naruto chuckled
"I believe we should retreat" Amora said as she and Executioner were not faring well against the avengers as the Hulk had returned for payback.
Hulk roared as he backhanded Executioner and took a swing at Amora
But before the blow could hit her, Naruto appeared in front of her and took the hit with his gum gum balloon
Amoras eyes widened at seeing this before she composed herself and used her magto make her Executioner and Sasuke disappear in green flames
"Shit kid are you being controlled now?!" Tony yelled at this
"No." Naruto said as he deflated himself back to normal
"Ok then I have a very important question… why in the fuck would you take a hit for a villain?!" Tony yelled at Naruto
"Cause it would have seriously hurt her and I don't kill period. Besides, I wanted to bring her in for questioning. This all seems weird that they targeted us after we just became a team. Whether they knew Thor or not they played us. I had questions. And let's be real. Hulk would've killed her in his rage. Can't really blame him admittedly" Naruto said as he looked at Hulk
"He's right Tony besides we need to get Janet medical attention" Hank said as he shrunk down to his normal size
"The enchantress has only ever found joy in causing me pain. Regardless of reasoning you have won the Day friend Hulk. Truly thou art a warrior to be reckoned with. For few can resist the Enchantress charms." Thor said placing a hand on Hulk's shoulder only for Hulk to shrug it off
"it wasn't me it was him" Hulk said firmly as he looked at Naruto "and nothing's changed. You all thought I was a savage monster. You were gonna take me down" Hulk growled
"Hey I only got mean cause you hurt Janet I'd do the same if someone hurt you, which reminds me next time I see that lady I'm slugging her for messing with your mind" Naruto said with a scowl as he mad ea mental note
"You're all no different from Ross and Shield. Except they're honest about it." Hulk scoffed before he started to walk away and leapt into the air away from them
"Well that went well" Tony said with a sigh at this
"I'm sure he will be back" Naruto said with a smile
"You just like looking on the bright side don't you whiskers?" Tony asked
"Well it's better than being a downer like old man Hill over here" Naruto snickered pointing at Hank who looked annoyed at Naruto's dig at him
(Arctic)
Hulk stood on a frozen tundra growling before unleashing a loud roar making the ice crack from his fury before leaping away. Unknowing of the legend he had unearthed encased in the ice.
(With Sasuke)
Sasuke was in a hidden underground base with Executioner standing nearby while Amora was using her magic to watch Naruto as he talked to Janet who was being checked on in the medical wing of the Avengers Mansion
"Still looking at that loser? I don't understand why waste your time since he's a worm that will be crushed by me" Sasuke scoffed as he looked at the image of Naruto
Amora said nothing to this before she quickly turned and kicked Sasuke in the face with her foot sending him to the ground "quiet you worthless fool!" Amora yelled in a show of fury
"What the hell's got your panties in a twist? You and your boss want him dead anyways so why does it matter of insult the loser" Sasuke asked as he stood back up from her kick
"You will watch your tongue boy or I will rip it out of your worthless mouth and skin your pathetic hide!" Amora yelled with a glare
"... feh. Whatever. I don't care enough to see what the hells in your head you crazy bitch" Sasuke scoffed
Amora ignored Sasuke before she went back to watching Naruto, a faint smile and a blush on her face. Her heart fluttering like it never had around Thor.
Yeah if your familiar with boa Hancock you can see where I'm going with the enchantress LOL