Original Posted On Sept. 13, 2023
Beta Read by: Crowfeast, Darlord331
Review Response:
Bednarczykmiki: Oh, yeah, she is.
StrongGuy159: For now, yes.
Jebest4781: OH, yes, I hope I can incorporate that into the story, but first… we have someone else to introduce. I feel like I did a great job.
DKtv9: Here you go. Same Crying Time, Same Crying Channel.
Exia Zero: RYNO?
MichaelTheFox: Crimson won't meet Naruto for a while, Kurama keeps him busy. I promise, you will like a certain scene with a certain fox, and find it adorable and sad.
Fenris Silverblood: Who's the Lycan King?
DaftMerc39: You will like the scene I plan with a certain Fox. Kurama still has Naruto's file that magically updates. So… that is how she knows Naruto is going to be a daddy. Stark's a do it. Naruto is good with kids, remember, he worked at an Orphanage a good chunk of his life before being turned. OH, Naruto wouldn't mind sharing. Aw, that is a cute idea for an art piece, Naruto, Loona, and their pups howling at the moon as a family. Yeah, I saw that. Didn't read it yet. Gonna wait a bit.
Br2nd66: Yeah, Naruto REALLY can not be mad. Millie asked for the Cosmos.
Animecollecter: Let's see which DOG dies first.
Gamelover41592: Jack is her father figure, her birth parents died.
NaruLemon Stories: It would be thematically appropriate if Jayjay kills Stark. But…
Sheploo: Kurama doesn't have a problem with Naruto. She wanna fuck him.
Hellhammer: Stupid, Yes. But is it stupid when you have the power to back it up?
Nathair1: Yes, it is intentional. What did Stark Do? I am confused. He'd be in for more than Literal Hell. No, Naruto is just good with children since he has experience raising children at the orphanage. I finished the sentence with Loona's hair. Blitz dealt with how? Thank you, hopefully months 4-6 are done just as well.
MEATBICYCLE: Empire Ants is BEST Gorillaz Song. OH, the newest episode helped me develop a later story plot point, because I thought Crimson knew better than to FUCK WITH A SIN!
Kubz Boy: Everybody wants Stark Dead.
Dark Claw: She is, for the entirety of Loona's Pregnancy. But after that… it is hard to say.
Ice: Nice.
Reggad the Knife: Keep all the MIB weapons ready man.
Boomer: I checked it out, I had fun.
Guest: Yep, the poll wanted a girl for Stolas and Stella's next child. Hate Boner? No, she just wants to fuck him. Brutal. We shall see who is in pieces.
Nicholas: Nice. Make sure he can't reincarnate.
Guest: We shall see what Naruto's child is when they are born.
Shadowbloodedge9396: It is going to be a shit show when it hits the fan, I promise that.
Sora Shovesha: That is a potential possibility depending on how things go.
Ravage88atlas: I'm Glad you love the story. I hope I can keep that interest.
Cana: Sure, Jayjay will turn into Wonder Woman, Naruto is gonna be Green Lantern, Vortex is Superman, Moxxie and Millie the Wonder Twins, Blitz is Captain Marvel, Loona is Hawkgirl/Shayera, and Verosika is Black Canary.
Latran: Thin ice with Kurama since she KNOWS he took Naruto's file and put it back.
Newgate: Interesting Song.
StarDusDragonknight: Thank you, I hope you like this chapter too.
Ivan: It is either Buckzo or Mammon who did it. My money is on Buckzo.
Mordred: Never seen, is it good?
Greenclaw: Okay!
Sniper: … Damn… disgusting… I like it.
TheExtermination: Yes, I am keeping the Extermination in this story on Halloween, I just blanked and forgot to mention it in passing last chapter, thank you for pointing it out.
OKAY, LETS READ THIS SHIT! I DON'T OWN NARUTO OR HELLUVA BOSS!
"Hey" = Speaking
'Hey' = Thinking
'Hey' = Memory
"Hey" = To be Determined
Chapter 59: Middle of the Pregnant Iceberg
Skip, December, Lust Ring…
"Arnold, get Zack under control." Karen called through the hallway to her roommate.
"I'm trying, but the little bas… cat is to energetic and sneaky." Arnold called back as he held two of Karen's three kittens in one arm, while he tried to get the third child.
Cory, Katie, and Zack.
Karen sighed with a smile as she continued to brush Tamamo's hair.
The fox child sat still in Karen's room, freshly showered.
"Thank you for doing this, Karen." Tamamo thanked, a small smile showing her appreciation and happiness of the experience.
"It is nothing, dear." Karen said as she continued to brush. "I brush Katie's hair, so why wouldn't I brush yours?"
"Because I'm not your child?" Tamamo asked in a 'matter-of-fact' tone.
Karen shrugged.
"And Arnold isn't my husband, but he lives with us." Karen replied with a bit of snark. "Doesn't Kurama brush your hair?"
Tamamo's only ear flattened across her head, her hands clasping together in front of her.
"No. Mother… is busy."
'Oh, I fucked up.' Karen thought, realizing her idiocy.
"Well, you have lovely blonde hair, I could do this every night," Karen said as she put the brush down, having finished. "And never get tired of it."
Tamamo's lips faintly curled into a smile, but they faltered.
Her eyes slightly widened when she was spun around by Karen, who proceeded to hug Tamamo, one hand on the back of the fox's head and the other around her back.
Tamamo felt a familial comfort.
One she never received from her own mother as Karen caressed her head in reassurance.
"You are always welcome here, Tamamo." Karen said in a motherly tone.
Tamamo's eyes started to water slightly as she felt overwhelmed, snuggling into Karen's embrace.
Karen's bedroom door burst open, revealing two near identical kittens.
One boy, one girl.
Katie and Cory.
Katie looked just like Karen, with teal and white fur with yellow Circular glasses, wearing an orange shirt with a red skirt.
Cory, like his sister, had teal and white fur, wearing a yellow shirt and blue shorts as he wore a small propeller hat… with his eyes looking… outward.
"Momma, Zack is attempting to trick Cory!" Katie stated, holding her brother's hand.
Cory just shook his head, a smile on his face.
"I AM NOT!" Zack declared as he barreled into the room.
Once more, Zack looked like his mother, teal/white fur, but wore a red shirt and blue shorts.
Before Zack could say anymore, Arnold grabbed the back of his shirt.
"Aha, got ya!" the armadillo stated in satisfaction as he gently picked up Katie and Cory. "Good girl, Katie, your plan worked out perfectly."
With a wide, childish smile, Katie giggled as she and her siblings were taken to their room.
Karen sighed.
"Sorry for my family ruining the moment, kiddo." Karen apologized to Tamamo.
She was still hugging Karen.
Her grip tightened slightly as she shook her head.
"It wasn't ruined." She whispered borderline choked out.
Pride and Wrath Ring Border…
"This seems like a good enough spot…" Naruto said as he reached his desired location, dropping his bag on the ground as he sat down.
He had wanted a secluded area to train without destroying anything of his, his parents, or any of the buildings.
So, what better place than the area between Rings where no body lived.
Opening his bag, Naruto pulled out one piece of paper.
"Clone Magic…" Naruo mumbled to himself as he started to read it carefully.
Evening…
The chilling winds blew across the M&M's house, the family, Loona, Verosika, and Blitz sat in the living room, the fireplace roaring with sparks as the adults (Minus Loona) drank their eggnog.
"Ow."
"No alcohol, Loona." Blitz and Naruto said in unison as the four-month pregnant mother to be rubbed her aching hand.
Loona pouted as she glared at them, lips pushing out.
"No."
"Fine, can I have ice cream with tabasco sauce?" She asked, rubbing her tiny baby bump, which was barely noticeable.
If she wasn't going to drink then she would eat ice cream… with tabasco sauce.
Naruto's face scrunched in confusion.
"Sure…" He said as he crossed his fingers together.
He closed his eyes in concentration.
"Naruto, what are…"
Verosika was interrupted when a cloud puffed out of NOWHERE next to Naruto.
Once the smoke died down, Verosika and Loona's jaws dropped, embedding into the floor as a SECOND Naruto stood before the original.
"I got some tips on certain Magics," Naruto gasped out, wiping his forehead as his clone walked to the kitchen to get Loona the items she desired. "Still not very good at it, but I plan…"
"On using it during sex?" Millie asked as she drank some of her eggnog.
"… on using it during sex." Naruto repeated, nearly choking when he realized what he said. "MOM!"
Millie snickered, Moxxie laughed into his hand, at the same time, Blitz laughed his ass off.
"Not a bad idea." Verosika stated with flushed cheeks, thinking of the use's clones could provide.
Naruto, red in the face, snuggled into Loona, face in her breasts.
Loona stiffened but slowly relaxed.
Her body was starting to become sensitive to physical stimulation, some good… and some bad.
Naruto's clone returned with the ice cream… covered in tabasco sauce.
"Oh, don't forget, my next ultrasound is in a week." Loona said suddenly remembering as she took the bowl, allowing the clone to disperse into smoke.
"What day?" Naruto asked, looking up.
"Wednesday."
Naruto hissed.
"Sorry, babe, I gotta work." Naruto replied.
"I'll take her." Verosika answered. "I don't mind."
Blitz laughed, getting Verosika's attention.
"What's so funny?" She demanded, preparing for a fight.
"Oh, nothing, nothing." Blitz replied as he continued to drink his eggnog. "Just never thought you'd be interested in MY families' problems, let alone help with a pregnancy."
Ladies, Gentlemen, I mean it when I say, It took EVERY part of Verosika's being to not attack the imp for that statement alone.
Blitz, however, got up and walked over to Loona.
"Move over, Mutt, I want to snuggle with my daughter." He demanded lightly, not harshly, with a slight slur from his brandy laced eggnog.
Naruto carefully moved over.
Blitz lay his head across Loona's upper ribs, his hand gently caressing her baby bump.
"You get big and strong, and when you arrive…" He said sleepily. "I'll turn you into the baddest mother fucker…"
Everyone could not help but feel a pull at their heart strings, especially Loona.
She moved her tail to wrap around her slowly falling asleep dad, who smiled.
Naruto removed himself, allowing the father and daughter to have their moment, leaning over toward Verosika.
"That is cute." Naruto said as he sat next to her, taking a photo of the moment.
"It is…" Verosika said as she took Naruto's hand. "And someday, I hope… we… can have that too."
Naruto felt shakiness in her hand, and gently reassured her through a squeeze.
Skip, Wednesday, Sloth Ring…
Naruto was busy with work at Paw Print Paradise.
Millie, Moxxie, and Blitz were killing humans in the living world.
Leaving Verosika and Loona sitting in the doctor's office in Sloth.
"Loona Carni'val?" a nurse called after several minutes of waiting.
"See you when I get back." Loona said, kissing the disguised Succubus's cheek as she left her seat to get her ultrasound.
Verosika smiled, watching one of her beloved's enter the office.
Pulling out her phone, Verosika sifted through her social media and other entertainment platforms.
*RING*
Verosika jumped in her seat, grasping to not drop her phone, due to not expecting the call to happen.
"Hello?"
"Hey, Vee, how you been?" a female asked on the other side of the phone.
Verosika's eyes lit up.
"Barbie, how you been? Did you get out of rehab?" Verosika asked since the last time she had seen Barbie was rehab a few years ago.
"Yeah, I got a job too, and I was walking around, and was thinking I should hang out with one of my best friends. I'll stop by Dry Fuck Studios…" Barbie Wire started to say, only to get cut off by Verosika.
"I'm currently in Sloth, waiting for a friend to get done with a doctor's appointment." Verosika interrupted. "We can meet up today, just after they finish."
"Sure, where do you want to meet?" Barbie asked, happiness dripping through out her voice.
Meanwhile…
Having finished work, Naruto returned to his chosen training ground.
He and his clone, which had gotten easier to summon, were using wooden swords to train with.
Both were enhancing their bodies with magic to withstand strikes to the body and enhance their attack.
The clone went in for a wide swing, for Naruto to jump back and swing the wooden sword, a flimsy magic projectile weakly flying out before hitting the ground.
Both were sweating like crazy as they were covered in bruises.
Collapsing, the clone popped as Naruto sat on the ground, looking toward the sky as he gasped for air.
'Eight-hour shifts at work…' He thought tiredly. 'Then three hours training… then chores and spending time with Loona and Verosika…'
Wiping his forehead, he accepted a bottle of cold water from the person sitting next to him…
…
…
Naruto jumped to his feet, the wooden sword pointing straight at the face of…
"Your majesty…" Naruto said in panic, dropping the weapon to bow.
"No, no, none of that." Queen Bee stated as she got up, pulling Naruto up from his bow. "Shame on you."
Naruto blushed as she easily lifted him up, showing off how strong she was.
"May I ask, why you are here?" Naruto asked Bee, his heart fluttering from how beautiful she was.
"Was bored, and so I decided to take a walk." She answered instantly. "Felt someone near the border on my walk, and decided to investigate. Imagine my surprise when I saw a Lycan training."
Naruto backpedaled.
"L-L-Lycan? Me? No, you're mistaken." Naruto stuttered.
Bee waved her right hands.
"Don't worry, Lucifer already told us." Bee told Naruto.
Naruto's eyes popped like balloons when they shot out of his skull.
"WHAT!"
"You didn't exactly hide it after killing that pig, you know." Bee said in a 'matter-of-fact' tone. "Lucifer noticed right before you vanished…"
Flashback…
Lucifer, Mammon, Beelzebub, Asmodeus, Belphegor, Satan, and Leviathan were gathered for the after party.
Before them on the table was Sir Loin, the now deceased Noble Naruto had killed, roasting on a spit, apple in mouth as he was slowly rotated by one of the cooks.
Beelze-Juice was a plenty.
Lucifer was several glasses of Wine in.
"… the best part of this WHOLE event…" Lucifer drunkenly stated, his arm motioning toward Sir Loins carcass. "The young kid who killed him…" *Snicker* "WAS A LYCANTHROPE!"
The other Sins eyes widened as Lucifer drunkenly laughed.
"You can't be serious, Luci." Asmodeus 'Ozzie' the Sin of Lust asked. "Do you think that…"
Lucifer waved him off.
"Nah, leave the kid be. I want to see how it plays out." Lucifer stated, drinking more.
"But Luci, what if he becomes a problem?" Satan asked in concern. "It could be a bad decision to let him roam around."
Lucifer snickered.
"Then it is MINE to make." Lucifer stated pridefully… before getting more wine.
End Flashback…
Naruto felt an intense chill run down his spine.
His secret HAD been blown.
"You going to kill me?" Naruto asked, stepping away from Bee.
"What? Nah," Bee said as she laughed, not really liking the 'taste' he emitted. "Lucifer didn't mind, so why should I? Beside…"
Next thing Naruto knew, he was being pinned down by four arms as Bee held him to the ground, her legs around his neck keeping him from moving.
"I could kill you whenever I want." She warned.
Party animal she was, but she was still a Sin.
"But I want to see where this goes." Bee said, emulating Lucifer's Decision.
"What do you mean?" Naruto asked as Bee carefully released him.
Bee didn't respond as she used her foot to step on one of the wooden swords.
The sword spun into the air, twirling over a dozen times before Bee caught it, pointing it at Naruto.
"I am offering you proper magic training." Bee stated with her trademark grin. "I promise, train under me and you could rival the strongest Overlord."
Naruto stiffened.
What an opportunity.
Meanwhile…
"Where are we going?" Loona asked as Verosika led her to a small café.
"Just going to meet an old friend, I promise this is important." Verosika said as she led the pregnant hellhound inside.
It was a cozy little place, a warm homey feeling.
"Welcome." The server said as she led them to a table.
"Actually, we are here looking for Barbie." Verosika informed.
"Oh, okay, this way please."
Loona quirked an eyebrow.
'Barbie? As in… the doll?' She thought as She followed Verosika toward the back, where the only other customer was.
"Barb!"
"Vee!"
Loona's eyes widened when she saw Verosika hug the imp, her eyes widening further as she took in the appearance of said imp.
'She looks similar to Blitz.' Loona thought, her eyes recognizing the marking on Barbie's forehead.
It may have been crossed out, but it was the EXACTLY the same as the one Blitz has.
Barbie was a slim, red imp with large curled horns, red eyes with yellow sclera, sharp teeth and black, claw-like fingers. Like Blitz, she has a heart-shaped skull marking on her forehead.
Across her skin were white stripes, some forming crosses on her forearms, as well as one crossing out the heart-shaped marking on her forehead. She wears a short, sleeveless dark red and white striped turtleneck dress and black thigh-high boots. She also wears black panties underneath.
"Who's the hound?" Barbie asked as she took notice of Loona, seeing her belly. "Oh, shit, someone got your groupie pregnant, Verosika. You should have neutered her."
"HEY!" Loona snarled.
"Alright, Ladies, that's enough." Verosika said, standing between the two of them.
Being the mature one.
"Loona, this is Barbie Wire." Verosika introduced. "Barb, this is Loona… your Niece."
"…"
"…"
"…"
"My What?"
"Your Niece. Your brother's daughter…" Verosika said calmly, holding a hand up to Loona, keeping her quiet.
Barbie's confused expression exploded into anger.
"DON'T MENTION THAT COCKSUCKER'S NAME!" She screamed. "WHY ARE YOU EVEN HANGING OUT WITH HIS DAUGHTER, VEE!"
Verosika's lips curled into a smile.
"It's a LONG story, Barb, let's get some coffee."
Skip, January…
Work.
Training.
Spending time with family and friends.
Naruto was currently boxing with Vortex, his face swollen.
He blocked Vortex's punch, pushing it aside to land his final hit.
"TIME!" Jayjay called, her timer going off, getting between the two men. "THAT'S ENOUGH, SEPARATE!"
Naruto stepped back, spitting out his bloody mouth guard onto the ground.
"Damn, Naruto…" Vortex said, his arms shaking. "Your punches are getting harder… how?"
"I have a good magic teacher…" Naruto responded, looking at his watch. "Shit, I got to go. They will be pissed if I don't…"
Naruto collapsed, his eyes barely open as he tried to stay standing, but he clung to the wall.
"Naruto, maybe you should go home." Vortex said in concern.
Naruto shook his head.
"Why not?" Jayjay asked, not understanding Naruto's stubbornness.
"I'm going to be a father…" Naruto explained as he stood up. "I need to protect my family…"
Jayjay smiled… then hit Naruto outside the head.
"OW!"
"I understand, but you can't protect your family if you are unable to stand." She said as she grabbed Naruto's arm, dragging him to her car. "I'm taking you home. I'll talk to your teacher if he gets mad…"
"She actually…" Naruto corrected.
"Who?" Vortex asked.
"I promised not to say." Naruto said in an apologetic tone. "Now, let me go, Jayjay…"
"Nope." Jayjay said as she tossed him into her car.
"Come on, I need to go train."
"Your teacher can bite me." Jayjay snipped as she got in the car.
Naruto sighed in defeat, closing his eyes… and falling asleep on the car ride home.
Meanwhile…
Loona, whose belly was now even more noticeable, was on an exercise ball, holding Millie's hands as she was also on an exercise ball.
Behind Loona was Verosika, carefully helping Loona slowly move to stretch her arms and legs with Millie to slow rhythmic music.
As they exercised, Blitz and Moxxie played cards.
"I win." Blitz declared.
"I CALL BULLSHIT!" Moxxie screamed, grabbing Blitz's hand, seeing he had two Ace of Spades. "YOU CHEATED!"
"Whatever, challenge me to a game you can win~" Blitz cheekily said.
Moxxie's lips curled into a sick smile.
"Alright, Sir~" Moxxie said as he reached under the table and pulled out Naruto's Duel Disks. "I challenge you to a children's card game."
Blitz's eyes widened.
The last time he played Yugioh… he lost to a twelve-year-old Naruto.
Blitz didn't want to play.
He knew he sucked.
"f-fine." He said with shaky confidence, taking the duel disk.
…
…
…
…
He lost.
Skip, February…
Loona held baby Esther as she and Octavia were posing for a picture.
"Cheese." They called out as Stolas took the picture.
"It's beautiful." He said as he looked at Loona.
Now Six Months pregnant, Loona was… achy.
She was with Octavia for a Spa day.
And SPA did they go.
Currently in Gluttony, the trio went to the fanciest spa.
"If I may ask, Loona," Octavia said as her father took Esther, who was seven months old. "Why isn't Naruto with us? Shouldn't the father to be… be here?"
Loona pouted, her ears drooping.
"Naruto has been keeping himself busy." Loona sadly replied, her tail between her legs. "He has been training after work. Magically and physically. He does what he can to spend time with me and Verosika, but the last few months… he is just so tired. I made plans for this so he could also relax, but he declined."
Tears started to swell in her eyes.
Loona gently grabbed Stolas's jacket.
"I—I—I need… I need food…" She wept, overwhelmed with emotion. "Pickles and Mayo with spaghetti pizza."
Meanwhile…
"Later, everyone!" Naruto called out as he clocked out of work, backpack on his back.
Before anyone could say anything, Naruto was out the door, running.
Magic coursing through his body like One for All, Naruto sped through the city at record speed, reaching his training ground.
However, instead of seeing Bee, like he expected, he saw…
"Kermit the Frog?"
Chapter 59, DONE!
Well, well, things seem to be progressing smoothly.
I hope you all enjoyed the chapter, I had fun coming up with the small plot points.
Loona meeting her aunt, Barbie Wire.
Yes, Naruto's magic training is being conducted by Queen Bee. I know, it seems random, BUT I feel this is a fun way for Naruto and Bee to start bonding.
Now, Naruto Meets Kermit.
I wonder what will happen.
New Art on Deviantart, check out Boo1194 if you are interested.
CHAPTER 60!
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