Chapter: 15 Rabbits vs. Snakes

Training with two Anbu captains would have been a dream comes true for any normal Shinobi. But it definitely didn't feel like it to Naruto, when one of them was a complete slave driver. Itachi Uchiha was no slouch when it came to being a ninja, and he certainly didn't want anybody else to be one either so he basically drove anybody that worked under him into the ground, this anybody at the moment was currently Naruto much to the displeasure of Hinata. Whom by the way would have been enjoying sitting underneath a tree with a box of her favorite cinnamon buns, had it not been being made to watch as both Itachi and Kakashi attacked Naruto viciously with Kunais and shurikens. Both were hell bent on the un-official mission to test the limits of his instinctive Mokuton defense.

Every time they threw a shuriken or kunai it would be either be caught by a branch or block by a pillar of wood, depending on the speed they were thrown at. This prompted both Anbu to quickly abandon their assault with ranged weapons and proceed to attempt to get into Naruto's guard, by switching over to taijustu for Kakashi and kenjustu for Itachi. Both quickly found out it wasn't the most brilliant of ideas. With kunai's and shuriken Naruto's branches could only really retaliate by throwing back kunai's that were caught. But now with them in such close proximity to Naruto his wood was able to start attacking them back ruthlessly. Every time Itachi would cut down a branch or root another one would rapidly spring up to begin where the last one had left off.

The scary thing was that both Naruto and his defense was actually starting to adapt to both fighters, and by the time Itachi and Kakashi realized this, Itachi had lost his katana and Kakashi's arm and legs with riddled with splinters. They both were just able to jump away back to a safe range, before the wood was able to surround them.

Kakashi was starting to believe that Naruto was actually training them more than they were training him. Kakashi turned to Itachi who turned to him and nodded, immediately they both began running through the same hand signs than they simultaneously said out " Katon Gokakyu no Jutsu" both blowing out two fire balls the height of a small building and width of a cart. Which were now flying at Naruto at high speeds.

Seeing the two fireballs Naruto suddenly heard a voice in his head, "Naruto the automatic defenses won't be enough to stop both their attacks." Hashirama cried out. Naruto nodded in understanding then ran though his own hand signs as well slamming his hand on the floor after he was finish Naruto yelled out, " Mokuton: Wood Locking wall." Raising out of the ground numerous wooden pillars rose up and locked together in a dome shape around Naruto. Closing just in time as both Fire balls hit the dome causing it to buckle slightly than splinter and crack in multiple places he felt the head and pressure of the attacks. So Naruto instinctively put his hands together in a serpent sign and began channeling chakra in order to reinforce his cracking wooden dome.

''You know Shodai-chan I don't think having the boy use a wooden dome to stop two giant fire balls was the most brilliant idea." Kurama said in a bored tone from inside the cage .

Hashirama's eyebrow twitched in annoyance with the nickname that he was given by Kurama, "If you forgot Kurama, I used the same technique to stop one of your tail beast balls."

Chuckling Kurama replied, " Yes but you also have to remember that the boy isn't as strong as you. You had years of training and practice in your abilities. The boy only had them for half a week."

Hashirama huffed in irritation and turned away from Kurama.

Back outside the fireballs had finally died out allowing Naruto to drop the dome. Falling to his knees he placed both palms on the ground to prevent him from falling face first, He panted heavily at the amount of energy needed to hold off the two fireballs. Hinata whom was watching in concern immediately ran toward Naruto and hugged his head into her chest, Even though it was quite comfortable now, Naruto would never guess that one day Hinata's chest would be his favorite pillow.

Kakashi walked over to Naruto and knelt down beside him and said, "That was pretty good for your first day. Though I have to say your defense is one of the strongest I've seen in a while."

Naruto gave him a foxy grin, from his position on Hinata's chest.

Who by the way still had his head in a unrelenting grip.

It was at this time Itachi had come back from retrieving his Katana which was thrown to the side, after a branch had caught it. Placing it back inside its sheath he handed it to Naruto who look at it quizzically.

"Your defense is excellent but you cannot always depend on it, not only is it heavily taxing on your chakra to rely solely on Mokuton, but also you have a lot of potential for kenjutsu. Your mother happened to be an excellent sword master, here's hoping you inherited her knack in kenjustu. Taking out a few scrolls in kenjutsu stances he handed them to Naruto. "Some light reading for your time in Mount Myoboku."

The rest of the week passed pretty much the same every day. Naruto would wake up at dawn and begin his daily ritual of accompanying Hinata to the park, afterwards he would get his ass handed to him.. I mean train for a couple of hours with Itachi and Kakashi. But seeing how today was his last day before he was scheduled to return to Mount Myoboku for a week. Itachi decided to give him the day off from training, at first Naruto was slightly ecstatic that he wasn't going to get the snot beat out of him that day. He would soon curse Itachi's name for giving him the day off.

For what started as a normal day to the bakery soon became a disaster as Hinata and he passed by the dango shop, Naruto was assaulted by a flying projectile with purple hair. The projectile turned out to be an overjoyed Anko who had just returned from a mission.

"Naruto-kun I missed you so much." Anko said in a jubilant tone much to Hinata's displeasure as Anko was now basically riding on his back.

Hinata huffed loudly than asked, "And whom is this Naruto-kun" putting an emphasis on his name with a displeased tone

"Oh… ha ha Hinata-chan this is Anko-chan, she was the one to bring me to the hospital after I got injured." Naruto said nervously while trying to defuse the situation.

Hinata tighten her hug over Naruto's arm while glaring daggers at Anko and said, "I understand that but why is so on your back."

Anko gave her a scoff than said, "Actually the question little girl is why are you holding onto 'my' man?" finishing with a grin.

Hinata rapidly trusts a juken palm at Anko's face, which prompted her to quickly jump away from the chakra laced palm. Hinata let go of Naruto's arm immediately and walked over to Anko whom was now advancing on her when they were less than a foot away from each other they forced their foreheads against each other, Anko had to bend slightly because she was quite a bit taller than Hinata though but that didn't stop them from staring each other down.

"What do you mean 'your' man, clearly he is my boyfriend you commoner?" Hinata said in her attempted Hyuga tone.

"Hah, your boyfriend please don't mock me 'little girl'. What Naruto-kun needs is a women like me. Anko said with a smirk while she cupped both of her well-developed breasts with her hands and gave them a couple of squeezes. Naruto immediately reddened at the display, while Hinata who would have usually also blushed was too enraged, with this 'succubus' in front of her who was trying to steal 'her' Naruto-kun.

Suddenly Hinata felt something on her chest looking down, Hianta realized Anko was poking her chest after a couple of pokes Anko said. "How are you supposed to please Naruto-kun with these? So when you grow some like mines." Anko puffed out her chest while placing her hands on her hip. "Then you can come back and make your feeble attempts of winning 'my' Naruto-kuns love." Oh if Anko only knew that one day, Hinata's bosom would be as big as hers if not bigger.

Granted Hinata was usually level headed, but at this point she just didn't care so in a moment of blind fury, she took a swing at Anko slapping her across the right boob. Completely forgetting that this girl was a trained Shinobi, an even if she was a Hyuga her training in juken at the moment was minimal and wouldn't stand a chance against somebody like her. Anko on the other hand was shocked she was used to the people of Konoha hating her, but they would never directly attack her especially not individually knowing she was trained by one of the Sannin. But this girl who was only four years old didn't even have a drop of fear in her eyes.

Now although it never showed physically but Hinata was scared, not only was she scared for her life but more notably she was more scared of actually losing Naruto to Anko. Who was possibly prettier than her, and had ample assets that even Hinata had to admit were quite attractive. But even if she was going to lose she wasn't going to go down without a fight.

Anticipating for Anko to strike her Hinata tensed her body, awaiting for the retaliation from Anko which surprisingly never came. Anko's face on the other hand changed from dumb founded to a grin and she started roaring with laughter, which creped Hinata out slightly suddenly Anko wrapped her hand around Hinata's shoulder sand said to her. "You have balls girl, I like that. You know maybe you wouldn't be a bad rival for Naruto-kuns love."

But before Hinata could give a retort, both of them heard a sequel. Turning to the source they noticed Naruto talking to a girl, with a brown ponytail immediately both Anko and Hinata looked at each other nodded and stalked over to them.

"Like aren't you like totally that Senju guy, my mom told me about? Don't you supposedly live in a big house, have tons of money and really cool jutsu's? My name is Ami and you should totally go out with me?"

Before Naruto could reply to any of her questions, he suddenly felt a wave of killing intent from behind him turning around he saw both Anko and Hinata scowling at Ami with their arms crossed.

"So girly what were you saying about how 'our' boyfriend should date you?" Anko said in a sadistic voice.

"Our?" Naruto thought to himself.

Hinata piped in, "Yeah, I can deal with Anko here but a fan girl no way."

With both of Hinata's and Anko's massive amounts of killing intent bearing down on the poor fan girl, she was quite literally quaking in her shoes. Growing up in a civilian family Ami had literally no prior experiences with dealing with killing intent, so currently Ami was basically on the verge of not only fainting but releasing her bowels in the middle of the street.

Though Ami wanted to say something she couldn't because, neither Anko nor Hinata gave her the chance

"I dare you to repeat what you said to our boyfriend just now to our faces, I'll insure you not even the Hyuga-hime's bank account will be able to fix your face after I'm done with it." Anko threatened.

Hinata raised a chakra laced palm and said to Ami with a cold tone, "If I were you….. run… please."

Without even giving it a second thought, Ami jumped up slightly and took off running down the road. Anko roared with laughter while Hinata just smiled daintily. Turning back toward Naruto they both walked back over to him and were asked by Naruto.

"So you're both my girlfriends now?

Both Hinata and Anko turned to each other than back to Naruto and Anko said, "Kind of more like rivals, but if you want to see us as your girlfriends I don't mind" she finished with a cheeky grin.

Naruto looked over and Hinata than at Anko and said, "I can't do this to Hinata-chan, the decision is completely up to her to make I'm sorry Anko."

Hinata instantly perked up hearing how Naruto cared enough for her feelings to ask her if she was okay with having two girlfriends, Hinata looked over at Anko who looked downtrodden at the requirement Naruto had set. " She must really like Naruto-kun for real," Hinata thought to herself .

Hinata took a moment to weigh the pros and cons of sharing Naruto with Anko, and quickly came to the conclusion that if she shared Naruto with Anko. At least then there would be somebody else who could help her in keeping the fan girls away. " Well I guess I'm okay with sharing Naruto, as long as you share him evenly that means no hogging him okay Anko.

Naruto sweat dropped and asked, "You sure about this Hinata?"

Hinata gave Naruto a smile and said, "Yes I am positive Naruto-kun. Anko-chan can be the big sister I never had." "And she can keep those fan girls away" Hinata mumbled more quietly to herself.

Anko grabbed wrapped her arm around Hinata's shoulder than said, "Aww I didn't know you already thought so highly of me princess." Her expression definitely one of delight now

Hinata poked her fingers together and said, "Well your better than those fan girls that only like Naruto because of his family name."

"Well I'll take that as a compliment princess, you're not so bad yourself that slap packed quite a punch. I think you might actually bebruised it." Anko said while rubbing her breast where Hinata had slapped it.

"Oh, im so sorry about that Anko-chan I just got a bit carried away. When I thought you were stealing Naruto-kun away from me, but I have something that can help with the pain a bit." Hinata said while taking out a small brown jar of ointment and giving it to Anko. "This is some ointment my mom has been teaching me how to make, it will help ease the pain a bit."

Anko took the jar from Hinata, than took off her trench coat and threw it to the side. She reached to take off her fish net shirt when Hinata yelled, Anko what are you doing?"

"Huh?" Anko asked. "I'm going to use your ointment."

"But we are in public, how can you do something so vulgar outside." Hinata asked clearly embarrassed.

"Princess, the female body is a work of art. So why hide it." Anko says as she flaunts her body while only wearing her orange shorts and fish net shirt toward Naruto, who turns his gaze toward the ground with a blush.

Hinata shakes her head slightly than thinks to herself, "We are going to have to work on her."

The next day Hinata would get her first introduction to the super pervert that was Jiraiya of the Sannin, Hinata was currently lying in bed snuggled on top of Naruto as usual. She thought to herself with a gloomy tone, "Is it morning now, does Naruto-kun really have to leave already. And for an entire week too?" Hinata mentally sighed than snuggled closer to Naruto hoping to relish in these last few hours. Taking a moment to inhale Naruto's scents Hinata was able to recognize fresh grass and trees. Which Hinata thought most likely came from getting thrown through the training grounds all week by both Itachi and Kakashi.

As Hinata rubbed her face deeper into Naruto's chest she heard something that sounded like scribbling. Without opening her eyes she brushed it off as some animal crawling around the tiles outside her room, but before she could go back to her relishing she heard giggling which immediately caught Hinata's attention. "Nobody except mom giggles in the Hyuga compound and that definitely came from a man," Hinata thought. Immediately her eyes snapped open and to her horror a tall man with long white hair and a huge nose was staring down at them while writing something down in a notepad. Doing the first thing that came to Hinata's mind she screamed out in horror.

"KYAHHHHH"

This instantaneously woke Naruto who instinctively pulsed his chakra into all the wooden supports of the room, causing wooden branches and roots to grow from them, grabbing onto Jiraiya and forming a defense dome around Hinata who had dived under the covers.

"Kid what the hell, when did you know how to use Mokuton." Jiraiya asked intrigued while slightly upset, that he was caught by Naruto.

"Don't what the hell me, why are you here scaring Hinata-hime!" Naruto yelled while throwing a pillow, at the immobilized Jiraiya which hit him squarely in the face.

Before Jiraiya could say any response, the door to Hinata's room burst open and in dashed Hiashi and Hizashi in their juken stances. Upon seeing Jiraiya bound by the wood they both let out a sigh of relief and drop their stances.

"Jiraiya-sama it's a pleasure to see you, but next time would you be ever so kind as to use the main gate. And not just sneak into my daughter's room." Hiashi said in a stern tone.

"Oh Hiashi-sama know this, I had no intention of sneaking into your daughter's room. I was actually looking for my grandson and foundhim by tracking the largest source of chakra inside your compound." Jiraiya quickly said hoping to not invoke rage of the Hyuga clan head.

Hizashi questioned knowing the perverted tendencies of the toad sage, "What do you mean tracking the largest source of chakra, we the Hyuga are a very powerful clan. Do you mock us by saying a 4 year old boy has more chakra then Shinobi like my brother and I?

Jiraiya quirked an eyebrow and said, "Really Hizashi you don't believe me, use your Byakugan and see for yourself.

Still unbelieving in the self-proclaimed super pervert Hizashi turned on his Byakugan and looked at Naruto he had to take a step back in surprise, Instead of the dull blue chakra pathways normal shinobi had. Naruto's pathways were lit like fireworks. But even more surprising was the spot near his stomach where your chakra originates from was so bright blue it strained his eyes to look directly at it. Dialing his Byakugan back slightly he almost fainted from shock.

Seeing Hizashi's expression Jiraiya said, "Believe me now? Without something like the Byakugan or being a natural sensor type. It is impossible for me to even see your daughter's chakra signature because of the sheer amount of chakra Naruto releases subconsciously."

"That's impossible," Hizashi said still in a state of awe.

"I know it sounds impossible but don't worry it even too me by surprise at first, people naturally release chakra regardless if they know it or not, chakra overflow I like to call it. But Naruto releases so much of it and such a quick rate that it doesn't have the chance to disperse quick enough, and over time it accumulates enough to pool especially inside an enclosed room like this one." Jiraiya said as if he were explaining the weather.

Seeing Hizashi nod at his explaination, Jiraiya looked over at Naruto and said, "You know Naruto you can let me go now."

Naruto looked at Jiraiya blankly for a second than bowed his head slightly in apology, "Hmph maybe that will teach you to sneak into somebody's room Grandpa." Naruto flicked his wrist and the wood instantly retreated back inside the supports.

Jiraiya hid his smirk by pretending to stretching his neck from being sore because of being held in the same position for too long turning to Naruto he said, "Well you got a lot to explain about all this." He said while motioning to Naruto's grown body. "Though we can save that story for later, because you and you're so called 'princess' need to get changed. After that meet me at the front gate, we are leaving soon." Jiraiya finished with a perverted grin than he walked out the room with Hiashi and Hizashi who immediately left to contemplate on what he saw earlier.

Hiashi stood in front of Jiraiya and asked, "Is it ready?"

This made Jiraiya to turn his head around a couple of times a bit to check if anybody was around. Seeing nobody was around Jiraiya reached inside his shirt and pulled out a small rectangular book shaped package wrapped with a cloth and string, and handed it to Hiashi who took it nodded toward Jiraiya and then he took off toward his office.

While walking toward his office, Hiashi gave into his temptations and couldn't help but unravel the package slightly to take a look at what was inside, removing the cloth somewhat he was able to read the title. "Icha Icha: Soothing Medical Kunoichi." He allowed himself a short giggle but just as he passed the door to his bedroom, Hiashi felt a chill run down his spine. Before he could confirm what produced the chill, a hand smashed through the wall of his bedroom. Creating a decent sized hole the hand reached out and grabbed his wrist pulling it down toward the hole before Hiashi could even react. Looking inside the hole he saw the face of his wife staring back at him with a face that looked like she had possessed ghoul eyes.

Hitomi while staring at him unblinkingly said in a tone that matched her expression, "What is that you have in your hand honey?"

Hiashi gulped than said in a shaky voice, "Uhhhhhh I found this…."

quickly thinking of anyway to save his ass. "Abomination…. Yes

abomination." Mentally he kicked himself for insulting such a work of art. "Near the branch house…" he kicked himself mentally again for possibly involving his brother into this disaster. "So I was just going to take it to my office so I could properly dispose of such a disgrace of human nature."

Hiashi was now sweating profusely; to put it simply his story was full of shit and he knew it. He was almost positive that his wife saw through his lie and it was all but confirmed when she tightened her grip around his wrist nearly snapping it. "Dammit… just when I was getting it good with Hitomi again, now we are never going to play princess and her horsy again." He thought dejectedly

All of a sudden Hiashi felt the grip around his wrist lessen but to his horror and eternal sorrow. Hitomi had moved her hand over to the book and wrenched it from his loose grip. Immediately she pulled it through the hole in the wall and out of his sights. In one of her sinisterly sweet voices she said to him,

"I'm sure you have a busy schedule honey, Don't I'll make sure to properly dispose of it for you."

Somehow Hiashi was able to stutter out a "Thank you, my love…" before Hitomi vanished from the hole in the wall, immediately Hiashi took off like a bullet toward his office hoping to put as much distance between himself and the fury of his wife.

The moment he got into his office he ran over to his pillow seat, sitting down Hiashi slammed his head down onto the table andstarted crying into his arms while yelling out. "Dammit now I'll never find out."

HIASHI IS A CLOSET PERVERT !

ANKO AND HINATA SISTERS !

NARUTO'S ULTIMATE DEFENCE VS GAARA'S ULTIMATE DEFENCE WHO WINZ !