Hey, everyone! I'm back on this long-awaited story! Sorry that I stopped like that. Considering the work life I have outside in the real-world, the role-playing and helping others with their stories (I'm not against doing it, of course! I'm just saying), life took its twists and turns! However, now I'm back with a new chapter! But before we get into it, it's time to do some Reviews! I might as well do those back from 2022 too! I will continue the rest soon.

*Review Time*

Williehampton806: Nice chapter man. I want to ask who's responsible for the image cover of this story?

BlueJacket242: I'm gonna be honest, I got some of these from Deviantart so I don't even know. Thanks for liking and reviewing the story until the end. I'll see ya at the PG-T/Clean version of the Blue Fish's adventures.

Weavile101: The story is pretty good but I got to ask are you going to make more chapters in Sonic transformers prime?

BlueJacket242: Thanks for liking the story. Also, sorry to say this but I cancelled Transformers Sonic Prime. However, I am planning on making a remake of it. I just need some time and advice. Let me know if you have any ideas.

Guest: Damn! I don't think Miles will survive in the Shark family!

BlueJacket242: Truth be told, I don't either! Luckily for Miles, he has plot armor like Bumblebee!

Omega97: OMG, SpongeBob Around the Clock is coming up?! I can't wait to see a novel version of it!

BlueJacket242: Yeah, I did had to edit a few things so I feel bad that I'd excited you like this! However, Around the Clock is coming up in Season 2 of Miles' Adventures! Of course, the Season 2 of it will be a new story.

Super: Dang. Was really hoping for some really saucy action with sandy and miles, but I guess it was not meant to be. I did like the story for what it is though so do what you want to do.

BlueJacket242: I was thinking about cancelling it because I thought not everyone liked this story. However, thanks to a few friends of mine, I decided to go back to it! Don't worry, Sandy Cheeks and Miles are gonna have some action real, REAL soon!

Co-written by FanficThiner

After last night, the blue fish was in quite the little situation. He just confessed his feelings to the thicc-ass Pearl and told her about his feelings for Sandy. Not to mention how he told her about Amelia giving him a lap-dance back at the beach party a few weeks ago.

"Man... I can't believe that I did that..." He told himself while he was getting dressed, "I also can't believe that I sent a picture of my fish-pole to Pearl..."

He was a bit ashamed of himself for doing that, but he couldn't help himself. Not to mention that he had no choice in the matter.

Anyway, he was having a walk by himself, enjoying nature. He figured that he needed this to clear his mind.

Miles strolled along, lost in his thoughts, he found himself passing by the familiar and peculiar houses of Bikini Bottom, each one uniquely shaped. Just ahead, he approached SpongeBob, Patrick, and Squidward's residences.

"Hey look where I am, now that's an interesting design of h-"

Suddenly his ears were suddenly assaulted by a dreadful cacophony. The unmistakable, agonizing sound resembled a malfunctioning foghorn, with a dash of nails on a chalkboard for good measure. It was as if someone were making a valiant but utterly futile attempt to play a musical instrument, with each note coming out horribly out of tune and rhythm.

"Gaaah! Holy shit what is this?"

The cacophony seemed to come from Squidward's house, sounding like a crushing symphony of discord, filled with off-key squeaks and dissonant screeches. It was a sound that could shatter glass and set teeth on edge for miles around. Miles couldn't help but wince and cover his ears.

"Grrrrr... Why... WHY?!" Squidward complained once he stopped playing his clarinet, "Why can't I become a star?! Why am I at the bottom rank of those... jerks?!"

That was when he angrily threw his clarinet away. Unfortunately, his rage blinded him because he threw it at the window by accident, "AH! MY CLARINET!"

Back outside, the musical instrument was heading towards the ground. Luckily, it hit the blue fish's head by accident who later caught it by his fins.

"Whoa, that was a close call," Miles exclaimed, cradling the clarinet carefully. "Are you alright, Squidward? You almost lost your clarinet there."

Squidward, though still irritated, turned his attention to Miles. "Huh? Oh, you." He grumbled impatiently as he went downstairs and opened the door "Just give me my clarinet back''

Miles handed the clarinet back to Squidward, who snatched it away with an ungrateful huff. "Thanks, I guess," Squidward muttered, his tone less than gracious.

"Um, no problem," Miles said. He felt a bit awkward so he decided to make harmless small talk, "Are you doing okay?"

Squidward looked at Miles with a mix of annoyance and resignation. "Do I look like I'm doing okay?" he grumbled, gesturing toward his living room, which was filled with scattered music sheets. "I'm trying to make it as a musician, but it seems like I'm destined for failure in this town full of..." He sighed before stopping.

Miles nodded sympathetically. He understood that Squidward had big dreams, even if his clarinet playing left something to be desired. "Well, you know, Squidward, maybe you just need to keep practicing and not give up. Rome wasn't built in a day, right?"

Squidward let out a long-suffering sigh. "You don't understand, kid. I've been at this for years, and I'm still stuck in this dump. It's like the universe is conspiring against me."

Miles wasn't sure what else to say to comfort Squidward, but he didn't want to leave the octopus in such a bad mood. "Hey, at least you have a job at the Krusty Krab, right? And you're part of the Bikini Bottom community."

Squidward rolled his eyes. "Oh, joy, flipping Krabby Patties for a living. What a life."

The blue fish could see that his talking wasn't going to work, so he thought of something else. He may not be a musician, but he is good at music and dancing. "D-D-Do you want some h-help?"

Squidward raised an eyebrow, clearly skeptical. "Help with what, exactly?"

Miles hesitated for a moment, feeling a bit unsure himself. "Well, I'm not a clarinet player, but I know a thing or two about music and rhythm. Maybe I could offer some tips or even practice with you. You know, just to change things up a bit and maybe give you a fresh perspective."

The octopus looked up and down at the blue fish in front of him, still skeptical about accepting his help, "Look, kid, no offense, but the last time I tried getting help ended miserably"

"Really, how? The blue fish asked.

Squidward sighed and decided to share his previous experience with getting help from SpongeBob. "Well, there was this one time when SpongeBob offered to help me improve my clarinet playing," he began, a hint of frustration in his voice. "At first, I thought maybe he had some hidden musical talent that he could teach me"

"And let me guess... it ended up in a bad way, right?" Miles asked in the nicest way possible.

Squidward nodded emphatically. "You have no idea. It was a disaster. We ended up causing more noise pollution than ever before. I'm not sure if he was genuinely trying to help or if he just wanted an excuse to make more noise."

Miles tried to hold back his laughter but couldn't help but smile. "Well, I promise I won't turn our practice sessions into a cacophony. I'll genuinely try to help you improve your clarinet skills."

"Well..." Squidward thought for a moment before deciding to receive it, "Okay, fine... You can help. However, if I end up getting hurt in the process, I'm suing you!"

"Alright!" Miles exclaimed happily, "You won't regr- Wait! Sue me?!"

Miles couldn't help but wonder what kind of traumatic experience Squidward had with SpongeBob that had left him so wary of any assistance. Regardless, he was determined to make this experience different and actually help Squidward improve his clarinet skills without causing chaos.

'Geez Spongebob, what did you even do to him?'

"Cheer up Squidward, you acting as if i'm secretly going to hurt you or something" Miles laughs it off "Now how about you and I get this show on the road?"

Squidward only sighs, surprised that this fish isn't scared of him even when he just threatens to sue him, "Alright, kid... Let's go." The octopus then allows the fish to enter his house.

*Squidward's House*

Miles stepped into Squidward's house, determined to make this practice session a positive and productive experience. He looked around at the cluttered room filled with music sheets and various musical instruments.

"Wow, you really are serious about your music," Miles remarked, trying to strike up a friendly conversation as he surveyed the room.

Squidward didn't seem too interested in small talk at the moment. He was clearly focused on his clarinet, which he now held with a mixture of frustration and determination. "Yes, well, it's the only thing that keeps me sane in this place"

'Believe me, I get how that feels' Miles thought to himself, knowing that drawing pictures was the only thing that kept himself in control despite hot amazing women being around.

"So...helper" He said with a bit of sarcasm, "where do we start?"

Miles nodded and decided to get straight to the point. "Okay, let's start with some basics. Why don't you play a simple scale for me, and I'll give you some feedback?"

"Alright," Squidward replies, picking up his clarinet and starting to play it.

Squidward hesitated for a moment but then began to play a scale. It wasn't terrible, but it certainly lacked finesse. The notes were a bit off, and the transitions were not smooth.

Miles listened carefully and then offered some constructive feedback. "That's a good start, Squidward. But let's work on getting those transitions between notes smoother. Try to focus on your finger positions and your breath control"

"Don't worry, kid, I know how to play," Squidward tells him off before correcting himself, "Ah, I mean, thanks for the advice, kid."

The octopus then tries again while following Miles' advice

"Don't worry, kid, I know how to play," Squidward tells him off before correcting himself, "Ah, I mean, thanks for the advice, kid."

The octopus then tries again while following Miles' advice.

Miles watched as Squidward made another attempt, and he could already hear a slight improvement in the transitions between the notes. "That's much better, Squidward. You've got the potential; it just needs a bit of refinement."

Squidward actually smiles a bit, happy to see at least someone has a taste of talent, "Why thank you, young man."

The octopus then continued to play his clarinet.

Miles then starts to have some thoughts "Say Squidward, what comes to your mind when you're playing the clarinet?"

Squidward stops playing his clarinet for a moment to answer Miles' question, "Well, if you must know, I see myself as the biggest music star of Bikini Bottom! If I get everything I need and want, then I can finally be somebody! And maybe show Squilliam whose boss!"

"Um, who's Squilliam?" Miles asked.

Squidward's bravado suddenly shakes a bit as a bit of his doubts start to creep "H-He is just some dummy who thinks he is so much better then me and is always annoying me, not as much as Spongebob but it's a bit close each time i see his face"

"Oh, so he's like a rival of yours? I can get that" Miles understood, having a few annoying rivals of his own.

"You do? And who could be your rival? And at what exactly?" He asked, for once wanting to know about Miles.

"Well, there's my old high-school bully Troy," He explains, "The two of us were very good at one sport - Track. We're both great at running speed, so yeah..."

"You're a runner? Hmm..Yeah I guess I can see that, wait...you got bullied?" Squidward said, in surprise.

"Y-Yeah..." Miles sadly admits, "He bullied me with his girlfriend/my ex-girlfriend Wanda..."

"Wait, you had an ex-girlfriend as well?!" Squidward asked in shock.

"Hey! Don't look so surprised, I have moved too. I can make girls fall for me" Miles said, confident.

"Hmph..." Squidward felt a little jealous

"L-Look! What I'm trying to say is when trying to play not only do you need to practice a lot, there is also the factor of the mind, no matter if its rage or joy you have to harness that into your TOOL! Do not let it consume you, make it yours"

The octopus felt the kind words the blue fish told him, "W-Woah," Squidward starts, smiling a bit. T-Those were the nicest words anyone has ever said to me! Alright! I'll give it a try.

The octopus then went back to playing his clarinet. This time, he was doing better this time. Of course, it wasn't perfect, but it was better than the last attempts.

"Thats it Squidward, focus on what makes you happy, channel what makes you have the best day ever!" Miles said, pumping his fist in the air.

Squidward continued to do so, getting even more happier and better than before.

The blue fish considered using his powers to make the clarinet better for Squidward's favor, but he chose not to and for good reasons.

"If anyone talks shit about your song, transform that into fuel for your talent and then it will all be sweeter when you prove to their damn faces how wrong they were about you"

After Squidward finishes using his clarinet with an amazing ending, he gently pat the blue fish's back, "Gotta admit, kid, you're not half-bad."

"Thanks and who knows, maybe with enough practice your song will get you some ladies" Miles winked at him.

Squidward chuckles a bit, "You know... You and Spongebob are kinda alike... Despite the times SpongeBob has annoyed me to no end... He has always found a way to make sure that I have a smile on my face."

"And here I thought your face was forever stuck in a frown Mr. Squidward"

"HEY!" Squidward was a bit offended when Miles said that, "I might not smile all the time, but I don't always frown! You can ask SpongeBob and Mrs. Puff to prove it!"

"Hey, hey, I was just joking s-" Miles then stopped "Wait a minute...Mrs. Puff? She makes you smile?"

"Oh, um, well..." Squidward knew that he was in deep kelp now, "Well, s-she makes me happy, hehehe..."

"W-Why say that?" Miles asked, a bit afraid what Squidward was about to say but asked just to be sure.

"She is really nice! Yep that's the reason, even when I am grumpy she is nice to me. That type of folk is rare you know hehehe..." Squidward said, feeling a bit nervous "We also both hate Spongebob shenanigans''

"O-Okay..." Miles felt a bit scared when he said that. He then was experiencing a flashback when Mrs. Puff kissed him on the lips after he helped her get SpongeBob drive a car! He also couldn't forget the time Mrs. Puff sat on his face by accident when they bumped into each other.

"Well I better keep practicing, you were a huge help by the way. At least for you my door is always open" Squidward confirmed.

"Thanks, Mr. Squidward," Miles smiled before he heard a notification on his phone, "Um, give me a minute, sir."

The blue fish checked the notification and had a huge blush on his face, which the octopus took notice of.

"Um, you okay, kid?" Squidward asked.

"Ah, I'm okay! I-I just need to get some air. Um, I gotta go! Thanks, Mr. Squidward!" Miles quickly headed downstairs and left the house.

Squidward was quite confused and shocked by the kid's behavior.

"What a interesting fish that kid is, well hopefully he won't get in too much trouble"

*Outside*

Miles quickly headed to the direction of his house and looked at his phone. He couldn't believe what he was looking at, 'GOD DAMN IT, PEARL!' He thought to himself, looking at her huge thick buns.

It appeared that Pearl was getting quite addicted to making fun of Miles by teasing him CONSTANTLY with her body with these surprise sexy pics she just sent now, as if Amelia wasn't hard to deal with already.

'At least Amelia had the time to hold off the pictures for a while!' He thought to himself. That was when the phone started ringing, 'Is Pearl calling me?!'

He then answered it with caution, "Um, h-hey Pearl."

"Heeeeey, Nice to see you picked up right away. So! Did you like what I sended you?" She said with a tone of voice that even though he could not see her, he knew she was smirking.

"Um, y-yeah," He blushes while squeaking a bit, which made him even cuter, "I-It looked h-hot...and sexy... a-and...pretty thicc."

"Boy for someone who is always blushing and acting innocent you have ZERO filter when being honest about stuff like this huh?"

"Hey! I'm just being honest! Besides when dealing with thick-ass women like yourself, can you blame me?"

"Not really, I know a girl like me, drop down gorgeous, has that effect on most men. I bet you wish our little mishap happened again huh? Did you by any chance have some fun with yourself in the shower thinking about me? Hehehe"

"NO! M-Maybe..." He started blushing a bit before speaking the truth, "Y-Yes''

Pearl laughs louder "You really are a degenerate huh? You won't even deny it and act all fidgety? You're just gonna go out of your way and say yes huh?"

"Hey, I'm dealing with things right now, okay!"Miles tells her, "Besides, I almost got into trouble thanks to you! I was helping Squidward with his music!"

"Wait what? Are you for real? Not wanting to sound like a bitch but Squidward's music is HORRIBLE! It sounds like a car crash accident" Pearl said, being honest.

"Wait, seriously?" Miles asked in shock, "Not that it's my business, but how horrible is he horrible in music, Pearl?"

"Seriously? Did you heard him playing?" Pearl asked as if she didn't understood she had to explain this "And by help means you know he is not that great''

"I did," Miles admits, "He just has to keep on trying, that's all.

That was when the whale sent another picture of her thicc ass. She even sent a secret video.

"Again with this, Pearl?" He was about to say until he saw the sent video, "Um, w-What's on the video that you sent me?"

"Why dont you press it and find out? I'm sure you're curious...go ahead Miles...press it" She urged him, slowly saying it rather than screaming.

The blue fish gulped a bit. A part of him was telling him not to do it, especially not in the open. However, curiosity got the best of him and he pressed the play button. That was when the video gave him quite the shock.

'OMG! S-She's twerking! She's twerking!'

Pearl had a body that was really huge and beyond thicc but now ? She was shaking and jiggling her massive cheeks with every breath she took, large and thick thighs that always touched, wide and plump hips that barely fit her clothes, it was for sure an ass that was every bit as large, fat, and thick as the rest of her body but it wasn't just attractive but intimidating.

Not wanting to be caught by the people, or worse, the police (if they were nearby), the blue fish ran all the way back to his house, going past the houses of SpongeBob's, Patrick's and Squidward's.

*Miles' House*

The blue fish headed upstairs in his room, locked it and played the video again so he could watch the rest of the video.

"Holy fish..." He whispered to himself, "How are you this g-good?" He asked her, unaware that his fishpole was getting bigger again.

Pearl just rolls her eyes with a toothy grin, loving the reaction she was being to him "Earth to Miles, if you start jerking off now you're just giving me the show instead" She said, snapping her fingers.

"H-Huh? Huh? What?" Miles asked, getting back his mind before looking down, "Oh fish... S-Sorry, Pearl... T-T-That was something... Um, t-thanks for the video" He blushed bright pink.

"Here I thought you were getting used to handling thicc girls like me, it appears you still lose control after a while huh?"

"Well, I'm learning, okay? But yeah, I better fix this..." That was when he heard Pearl giggling, "What are you giggling for?"

Pearl licked her lips, enjoying the teasing "I bet you wish I was there, doing that to you personally huh?"

"No!" Miles quickly denies it despite the fact that his face is turning pink, "Even if I wished for it, which I'm not, your dad would kill me!"

"We could just lie to him and say you're helping me study, lock the door and then let it rock" Pearl said before whispering "Imagine that heavy ton ass all over your crotch almost, nearly, getting caught. So dangerously thrilling right?"

Miles' face continued to be blushing bright red upon hearing the things Pearl was saying. A part did want that, but he was still trying to control himself, knowing that Pearl was just teasing him and she doesn't even like him like that.

"I-I MIGHT consider that!" He admits, "But I still don't wanna-" That was when someone else was calling him as well, "Who is calling me now?" Once he checked who it was, he was in deep kelp, "P-Pearl, y-your dad is calling! What am I supposed to do?!"

"Oh is he now?" Pearl sounded disappointed. "Well I suppose this is where we end our call then Little fish, just answer him and see what he wants, we are done here...for now" Pearl said with a sinister tone before turning off.

"Oh fish!" He groaned before answering the man, "Hey, Mr. Krabs, how are you today?" He asked while sweating.

"Hey there young man! I sure hope i'm not interrupting anything important" Mr. Krabs said, with a tone of voice that showed he was happy and hearty.

"Oh, you're not interrupting anything, not at all!" Miles half told the truth. He wasn't busy with anything, but he was talking on the phone with his daughter, "D-Do you need anything, sir?"

"Well, me boy. I need your help. Remember how your Pearl's body guard? Well, you're going to be her tutor too!"

"Wait, what?! Why?!"

"Well...her grades have been slipping a lot recently and tutors in the pro league are really expensive, and even though her relationship with Spongebob is not the worst anymore, I thought you would be a good choice since you guys seemed to hit it off nicely"

"Well... I got nothing better to do so I guess I can help her out, sir."

Miles knew that he was going to regret his choice but he couldn't let the crab down, not to mention that he promised Sandy that he would get along or at least tolerate her.

'That phat ass troublemaker is totally gonna mess with me' He thought.

"Oh thank you very much lad, you're a lifesaver"

"N-No problem, sir. I'll see you later." He said, ending the call. He then started calling Pearl again, "Well, Pearl, you're getting what you wanted. Krabs said you needed a tutor!"