Goku was happy to explain everything to Raditz. "Kakarot... none of what you just told me makes any sense!"

Then Vegeta walked into the room. "It's all true, Raditz. Arale made a wish that altered everything! I didn't believe it myself, but now I've began to get my memories of my past life's back. In one timeline, I was born with a power level of 20000 and was the brother of the legendary Super Saiyan."

"V-Vegeta... are you serious? Then why can't I remember any of it?" Raditz asked.

"Hell if I know, Raditz! You and Kakarot didn't get any of your memory back, but it may come back soon. It did for me, and it was not a pretty sight..." Vegeta said as he looked so angry at Goku for having turned him into a woman in one timeline.

Arale chuckled. "Maybe God has a new plan for you and Goku." Arale said.

Goku nodded. "Well this reunion was fun, but I have to go get some money out of the bank now to pay the bills. See you guys later, oh, and Raditz... be cool okay?"

Raditz sighed. "Okay, brother..."

Goku then arrived at a bank robbery. Launch was there with guns pointed at everyone. "Oh, hey, Launch! What are you doing?" Goku asked.

Launch smiled as she remembered Goku. "Goku... I had some dreams about you last night... we were young and in bed together."

"Huh? Really? Well I won't lie to you, Launch. Your very pretty, but I'm loyal to Suno and Arale... and uh, Bulma too." Goku said.

Launch chuckled. "Let's go for a drink, maybe that'll change your mind a bit." Launch said as she decided to stop the bank heist and go for a drink with Goku instead.

Goku got so drunk with Launch. "This night's been the best, Launch... but I gotta go home now."

Launch smirked as she got out a joint. "C'mon Goku! Smoke some weed with me, and then I'll make your night even better!"

Goku sighed as he suddenly remembered smoking weed as a child with Bulma and Launch. "Uh, no thank you, Launch! I don't wanna try to kill all humans again... uh, wait... did that really happen!?"

Launch chuckled. "C'mon Goku! Just one smoke, it won't hurt you! I promise."

"Well... okay, just one though." Goku said as he took a hit and then everything went green.

The next day, Goku was found naked near a dumpster in an alleyway. "W-What happened..." Goku began to walk around as all the people nearby saw him naked. "L-Launch! Where are you!" Goku shouted, but she was nowhere to be found.

Launch was now pregnant.

Then Goku went to Roshi's island and saw Krillin and his girlfriend Maron there. "Hey, Krillin... who's she?" Goku asked.

Krillin looked so happy. "Goku! You won't believe this, but yesterday I got some visions of my future! I'm gonna become so successful that I'll be the president of the USA someday! I even saw her, Maron, and she saw me too! We both knew we'd find each other here! How cool is that, Goku?" Krillin asked, feeling so happy about his life.

Goku smiled. "Man you got your memory back too! That's so unfair... well anyway, Krillin... have you seen Launch anywhere?" Goku asked as he quickly ran inside Roshi's house to put some clothes on.

Krillin chuckled. "She came by a minute ago, she said she'd had gotten pregnant the night before."

"W-What! Oh, crap! Arale and Suno are gonna so kill me for this! Not to mention Bulma..." Goku said as he feared for his life.

Krillin chuckled. "Yeah made love to Launch!? Jesus Goku! Your fucking crazy man."

Goku sighed. "Well... maybe they won't find out... uh, Krillin... can you keep this all a secret?" Goku asked.

Krillin nodded. "Sure Goku, but you do realize that once Launch has that baby, everyone will probably find out."

Goku looked so scared. "I got to go find her then." Goku said as he flew away.

Goku then sensed her presence at a bar. "Launch! You bitch..."

Launch chuckled. "Oh, hey, Goku... Come here, I wanna introduce you to Hasky and Violet. These bitches want some fun."

Goku grabbed the jug of beer off her hands. "Your pregnant and drinking! What is wrong with you, Launch?"

Launch chuckled. "Look Goku... if you don't want me to go tell your wife's all about this... you'll get naked and start dancing for us girls!"

Goku couldn't believe his ears. "Are you threatening me?"

Launch chuckled. "Take your clothes off!"

Hasky nodded. "Let's see the wood on this guy!"

Violet smiled as she passed a beer to Launch. "C'mon monkey man, show us some meat!"

Goku began to take his clothes off. "I swear your gonna pay for this somehow, Launch!"

Goku then made love to Launch, Hasky and Violet. He was later found by Krillin near another dumpster with a bag over his head saying 'Boy toy.' Needless to say, Goku was drunk and high, and too fucked up to say anything to Krillin.

Krillin sighed. "Well, it's a good thing I found you, Goku. She really did a number on you. Poor guy." Krillin said as he took Goku home to Mount Paozu.

Suno rushed outside to see her husband. "What happened to him?" Suno asked.

Krillin chuckled. "He was... launched..."

"What's that supposed to mean?" Suno asked.

Krillin sighed. "You'll find out someday. Sorry, but Goku doesn't want anyone to know. See ya." Krillin said as he flew away.

Raditz looked shocked to see the terrible state Goku was in. "What the hell happened to him?"

Arale then took him away to Dr. Slump for some testing. "Is he gonna be okay?" Arale asked.

Dr. Slump looked very worried. "He suffered some head trauma, and was injected with heroin and he also smoked a lot of crystal meth, and was choked by some strong hands. He's lucky to still be alive after all that, although I fear he might have no memory of the incident."

Arale began to shake Goku by the head. "Please Goku! Come back to us!"

"A-Arale!? What happened..." Goku said.

Arale smiled. "I think someone drugged and abused you... do you remember anything?" Arale asked.

"No... just a lot of smoke... and blonde hair... and uh... booze..." Goku said.

Arale sighed. "Goku I forbid you from ever drinking alcohol again!"

Goku sighed. "Okay, Arale... I've learned my lesson."

"Is he okay to go home now, Dr. Slump?" Arale asked.

"Oh, no! He shouldn't be moved in the condition he's in. Let him rest here for today." Dr. Slump said.

Arale nodded. "I'll come pick you up tomorrow, Goku. Rest easy, okay."

The next day, Arale came back to pick up Goku, but he was nowhere to be found. "Where's Goku?" Arale asked.

"Oh, uh, some woman came to pick him up an hour ago... I assumed she was with you." Dr. Slump said.

"Oh, no! Goku's been kidnapped." Arale said.

Goku then woke up sitting in a chair with a gag in his mouth. "What's happening..." Goku wondered.

Then a certain blonde haired woman came into the room and placed a foot on his lap. "Son Goku! Your all mine now!"

To be continued.

A/N: Could it be... Ms. Lazuli? Stay tuned to find out.