Dave and Carolina get Cut by Chi-Fu
title says it all.
[ i do not own Hamster & Gretel or Mulan]
It all began at the Grant-Gomez's house.
There was a knock on the door. Carolina Grant-Gomez heard it from in the kitchen. She opened the door, and she saw Chi-Fu, from Mulan, glaring angrily at her.
"Look," she said to Chi-Fu, "whatever you're selling, we're not interested. so please go away."
"Who is it, honey?" Dave Grant-Gomez said, who had come in from the living room.
"It's just some Chinese man at the door," Carolina said. "Probably here to sell us something."
"Oh, I am not here to sell you anything." Chi-Fu said bitterly. "I'm here for justice."
"Justice?" both Dave & Carolina said at the same time.
"Exactly." Chi-Fu said. "I watched the episode 'Grounded' of your daughter's tv show, and I was very disgusted with you two!" he snapped.
Dave & Carolina stared, gobsmacked.
"You stupid pig-faced morons grounded your daughter just because she neglected one little chore! You acted like big fat pig-faced twits!" Chi-Fu snapped.
"Well, we had to!" Carolina snapped. "Even if it was just 'one little chore', she still neglected her duty!"
"I don't give a damn bout that, Mrs. Pig-Face!" Chi-Fu snapped.
Dave & Carolina stared, gobsmacked.
"And do you know what I do with pig-faced morons like you both?!" Chi-Fu said said angrily.
"I'm almost afraid to ask, but what is it?" Dave said shakily.
"THIS!" Chi-Fu shouted.
WITHOUT a second thought, he wielded some very sharp scissors and cut Dave hard on his arm, and did the same thing to Carolina too.
Both Dave & Carolina burst into tears.
"Serves you both right, you pig-faced morons." Chi-Fu said. He slammed the door in their faces and walked off.
Fuck you, Dave and Carolina Grant Gomez, you fucking shithead parents, for how you treated Gretel in 'Grounded'!
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