The Warriors: Protectors of the Multiverse
Chapter 183
After getting away from the big sweeper the gang was now at Aunt Fanny's boarding house and were about to meet her inside
The gang had went to another building and it was nighttime
That was close. Piper said
Seriously. Crank said
So that sweeper takes outmode robots to the chop shop? Punk said
Yup. That's the one. Crank said
And like i said it turns robots into something else. Piper said
Still sounds crazy. Punk said
Definitely crazy. Lugnut said
Where are we? Sophitia said
Aunt Fanny's house. Piper said
Aunt who? Punk said
Aunt Fanny. She lives in this house. Crank said
Oh. Punk said
When in Robot City, guests of the Rusties. Fender said
The Rusties? Rodney said
That's us. Fender said
Oh. Rodney said
Stay at Aunt Fanny's boarding house. Fender said
You all live here? Sophitia said
Sure do. Here at Aunt Fanny's boarding house, our motto is: "Beats rusting outside." Fender said
That sounds terrible. Punk said
Yeah well we're working on it. Fender said
The gang then went inside Aunt Fanny's house and looked around
Nice place. Punk said
Very nice indeed. Sophitia said
Thanks. I mean it is our home after all. Piper said
Where's your aunt? Batman said
Don't worry she's here. Crank said
She is? Sophitia said
Yup. Crank said
Okay but where? Punk said
In the kitchen. Crank said
Cool. Punk said
Here let me just let her know you here. Aunt Fanny! Fender said
That was loud. Sophitia said
Sorry about that. Fender said
Who is it? Aunt Fanny said
It's Fender. Fender said
Fender? Aunt Fanny said
Yup. Fender said
Who else? Aunt Fanny said
Just the others. Fender said
Are you sure? Aunt Fanny said
Yes. Fender said
Fender. Piper said
Alright alright. We also brought some people. Fender said
Oh really? Aunt Fanny said
Yes. Fender said
Well, that sounds nice. Aunt Fanny said
It does. So...where are you, Aunt Fanny? Fender said
I'm in the kitchen. Aunt Fanny said
Are you sure your aunt won't mind? Rodney said
Relax, she's not my aunt. Fender said
What? Punk said
She isn't? Sophitia said
No. I mean she's not even their aunt. Fender said as he pointed at his friends
But didn't you tell us that this is a boarding school? Sophitia said
It is. She just takes in bots who are broke. Bless her little heart. Fender said
That is so sweet. Sophitia said
Yup. Very sweet. Fender said
Well, then why is she called Aunt Fanny? Rodney said
We couldn't call her Aunt Booty. Fender said
The gang went into the kitchen and saw Aunt Fanny who had a big butt while carrying gelatin
Whoa! Rodney said
Holy crap. Punk said
Isn't she beautiful? Fender said
Uh...she's beautiful alright. Rodney said
And uh...sexy. Punk said
Very...interesting. Batman said
Such a...nice lady. Sophitia said
Hulk...got nothing to say. Hulk said
You hear that Aunt Fanny? They complimented you. Fender said
Oh well thank you. Aunt Fanny said
Of course. Rodney said
You're welcome. Punk said
Aunt Fanny tried to approach them but was bumping into stuff with her big butt
Oh scrap. Aunt Fanny said
What's wrong with her? Punk said
She's a little artsy-fartsy. Piper said
Artsy-fartsy? Punk said
Yeah. The artsy's okay, but when she gets fartsy... Piper said
Aunt Fanny still kept bumping into stuff in her way
Look at...oh, right on my shoes. I'm so clumsy. Aunt Fanny said
Clearly. Punk said
Well, hello there. What are your names? Aunt Fanny said
I'm Rodney Bigbottom. Rodney said as he was looking at Aunt Fanny's butt
What? Aunt Fanny said
Rodney. Sophitia said
I mean no. I'm Rodney Copperbottom. Copperbottom. Rodney said
That's a wonderful name, Bigbottom. Aunt Fanny said
No it's... Rodney said
Before Rodney could correct Aunt Fanny he was trapped by her big butt
Oh my. Sophitia said
Seriously. Punk said
Well, i just...what happened to your friend? Aunt Fanny said
He's been rear-ended. Fender said
Literally. Punk said
What? Aunt fanny said
You're crushing him with your big butt. Punk said
Aunt Fanny turned around and saw Rodney who was being crushed by her big butt
Hi. Rodney said
Oh, there you are. Aunt Fanny said
Yup. I'm here. Rodney said
Sorry about that. Aunt Fanny said
It's alright. Rodney said
So your name's Rodney right? Aunt Fanny said
That's right. Rodney said
Wonderful. I'm Aunt Fanny. Aunt Fanny said
I know. Rodney said
Swell. Aunty Fanny said
Sure is. Rodney said
Are these your friends? Aunt Fanny said
Yes. They are. Rodney said
Can you tell me their names? Aunt Fanny said
Of course. Rodney said
Tell me. Aunt Fanny said
This is CM Punk. Rodney said
Hey. Punk said
This is Batman. Rodney said
Hello. Batman said
That's Sophitia. Rodney said
Hi. Sophitia said
And this is Hulk. Rodney said
Hulk. Hulk said
Nice to meet you all. Aunt Fanny said
Likewise. Sophitia said
You have a big butt. Punk said
Punk. Sophitia said
I'm just saying. Punk said
Aunt Fanny, they need a place to stay. Fender said
Really? Aunty Fanny said
Yeah. Fender said
Well, just make yourselves at home. Aunt Fanny said
Thank you. That's very kind of you. Rodney said
Yeah seriously. Thanks. Punk said
My pleasure. See a need, fill a need. Aunt Fanny said
Hey, just like Bigweld. Rodney said
What? See a need, fill a need? Punk said
Yes. Rodney said
Bigweld. That's a lot of robot. Aunt Fanny said
Uh yeah...lot of robot Punk said
Aunt Fanny leaves while also knocking the gang onto a couch with her big butt
Jesus. Punk said
Come on. Fender said
Come on where? Rodney said
You can bunk with me. Fender said
Your room? Rodney said
Yeah. We'll ignore the gossip. Fender said
Where is your room? Sophitia said
Right here. Fender said as he pointed at a wall that had pictures and everything
Dude that's a wall. Punk said
I know. Fender said
You live in a wall? Sophitia said
No. My room is somewhere inside the wall. Fender said
Say what? Punk said
Watch this. Fender said
Fender pulled the switch and the first thing the gang saw was Piper who was freshening up in her room
You missed a spot. Fender said
(Screams) Piper screamed
Hi. Fender said
Fender, get out of my room! Piper said
Fender. Sophitia said
What? Fender said
That isn't nice. Sophitia said
I'm not doing anything. Fender said
Fender. Would you please get out of my room? Piper said
Fender then decided to mess with Piper a bit
I'm not in your room. I am now. Now I'm not. I am. Not. Am... Fender said
Get out of my room! Piper said
Alright. Fender said
Thank you. Piper said
Fender pulled the switch again for the next room he lives in
You shouldn't enter a lady's room. Sophitia said
I know but...i just wanted to mess with her a bit. Fender said
The next room was the bathroom where Crank was
What the hell? Punk said
Oh, man, this is my third oil change today. Something's wrong with me. Crank said
Sorry. Fender said
Fender once again pulled the switch for the next room he lives in
What was that? Punk said
The bathroom. Duh. Fender said
Oh. Punk said
Are we almost there? Rodney said
Of course. Almost. Fender said
The next room was now Fender's room where he lives
Here we are. Home sweet home. What's mine is yours. Fender said
Nice room. Rodney said
Very nice. Sophitia said
Finally. Punk said
Finally indeed as the gang was now going to prepare to sleep what will happen next stay tuned
TO BE CONTINUED