The Warriors: Protectors of the Multiverse Chapter 185, a X-overs + Wrestling Crossover fanfic

The Warriors: Protectors of the Multiverse

Chapter 185

After the gang had met Aunt Fanny and her big butt Fender was going to show them and show them he would

Aunt Fanny leaves while also knocking the gang onto a couch with her big butt

Jesus. Punk said

Come on. Fender said

Come on where? Rodney said

You can bunk with me. Fender said

Your room? Rodney said

Yeah. We'll ignore the gossip. Fender said

Where is your room? Sophitia said

Right here. Fender said as he pointed at a wall that had pictures and everything

Dude that's a wall. Punk said

I know. Fender said

You live in a wall? Sophitia said

No. My room is somewhere inside the wall. Fender said

Say what? Punk said

Watch this. Fender said

Fender pulled the switch and the first thing the gang saw was Piper who was freshening up in her room

You missed a spot. Fender said

(Screams) Piper screamed

Hi. Fender said

Fender, get out of my room! Piper said

Fender. Sophitia said

What? Fender said

That isn't nice. Sophitia said

I'm not doing anything. Fender said

Fender. Would you please get out of my room? Piper said

Fender then decided to mess with Piper a bit

I'm not in your room. I am now. Now I'm not. I am. Not. Am... Fender said

Get out of my room! Piper said

Alright. Fender said

Thank you. Piper said

Fender pulled the switch again for the next room he lives in

You shouldn't enter a lady's room. Sophitia said

I know but...i just wanted to mess with her a bit. Fender said

The next room was the bathroom where Crank was

What the hell? Punk said

Oh, man, this is my third oil change today. Something's wrong with me. Crank said

Sorry. Fender said

Fender once again pulled the switch for the next room he lives in

What was that? Punk said

The bathroom. Duh. Fender said

Oh. Punk said

Are we almost there? Rodney said

Of course. Almost. Fender said

The next room was now Fender's room where he lives

Here we are. Home sweet home. What's mine is yours. Fender said

Nice room. Rodney said

Very nice. Sophitia said

Finally. Punk said

As soon as Fender said that his arms fell off while presenting his room

Oh, dear. Fender said

Your arms fell off. Punk said

Yeah. I know. Fender said

I'll get them. Rodney said

Good luck with that. Fender said

Why do you say that? Rodney said

Try and take them. Fender said

Alright. Rodney said

Rodney tried to get Fender's arms but they were doing something

Oh great. Look at that. Fender said

What are your arms doing? Sophitia said

They're arm-wrestling. Fender said

Arm wrestling? Punk said

Yeah. Fender said

Fender's arms were now fighting each other to the death

Your arms look like they're fighting. Punk said

What? Fender said

Fender looked at his arms and saw that they were fighting

Oh yeah, they are fighting. Fender said

Yup. Punk said

Could someone separate them? Please? Fender said

I got it. Rodney said

Come on. Get them. Fender said

Alright. Rodney said

Hurry my backside itches. Fender said

I got it. I got it. Rodney said

A few minutes later

The gang except Rodney were now sleeping while waiting for tomorrow

Just what is going on at Bigweld? Rodney said

Rodney takes out the wonderbot while looking at a photo of his parents

Mom. Dad. I'm here in Robot City. Rodney said

Rodney was looking at the photo of his parents who were smiling

I tried to see Bigweld but he wasn't there. It was just some high-polished jerk sitting in his chair. Rodney said

Rodney was still looking at the photo of his parents who were smiling

I need to find out what's going on. Rodney said

Rodney closed his arm and prepared to fix the Wonderbot

But first...i need to start working. Rodney said

Before Rodney could work he heard a small fart next to him

Sorry. Fender said

What was that? Rodney said

A fart. Fender said

A fart? Rodney said

Yeah. Fender said

Why? Rodney said

I know that sounds bad, but I'm just doing musical arm farts. Fender said

Again why? Rodney said

I don't know. Fender said

Seriously? Rodney said

You know how to do those? Fender said

Do what? Rodney said

Musical arm farts. Fender said

No. Rodney said

Yeah me neither. They're hard to do. Fender said

Look i... Rodney said

They're hard to do because we're metal, but that's where the skill comes in. Fender said

Listen i... Rodney said

I'm real close. Listen. Fender said

Fender did a small fart with one of his arms

No, wait. Fender said

Fender did another small fart with one of his arms

No, wait, wait. Fender said

Fender did another small fart with one of his arms

Uh... Rodney said

You can't tell me that didn't sound like a...like an old man. Fender said

You know, i'm a little tired. And so are my friends. Maybe tomorrow. Rodney said

Kind of a rough day, huh? Fender said

Kind of. Rodney said

Tell me. Fender said

My dad's probably sitting by the phone...waiting for his brilliant son to call...and tell him what a big success my first day was. Rodney said

Really? Fender said

Yup. Rodney said

Wow. Fender said

Yeah. I know it's not your problem. If you burden your friends, you won't have any. Rodney said

What are you, a fortune cookie? Fender said

What? Rodney said

"That's what friends..." Wait... Fender said

Something wrong? Rodney said

Do you consider me a friend? Fender said

Sure, what else would I consider you? Rodney said

I don't know. An embarrassment, a way to rebel against your parents...a desperate cry for help. The list is endless. Fender said

Let's just stick with friend. Rodney said

You know, even though you had a discouraging day, remember...there's another one coming tomorrow. Fender said

Yeah. Rodney said

You know, my last roommate jumped out that window. Fender said

Really? Rodney said

Yup. That window. Fender said

Wow. Rodney said

I know right? Fender said

Hey, Fender. Rodney said

Hmm? Fender said

Rodney did a smart fart with one of his arms which surprised Fender

I thought you didn't know how to do it. Fender said

I lied. Rodney said

What? Fender said

Yeah. Rodney said

Wow. Really? Fender said

That's right. Rodney said

Wow. You are something else, kid. Fender said

I know. Rodney said

Do it again kid. Fender said

Alright. Rodney said