Raditz then flew over to meet with Goku. "Kakarot... I heard about the dragon balls... will you help me find them?" Raditz asked.
Goku smiled. "Yeah, sounds like fun. Let me go get the radar from Bulma first." Goku said as he flew off towards Capsule Corp.
Bulma looked very angry at Goku. "I found out all about you and Tights, Goku!"
"Oh, crap! I'm so sorry Bulma..." Goku apologized.
"Get out of my house, Goku! We are through for good! I'd rather have a loyal man like Vegeta instead of a pervert like you! Now get the hell out!" Bulma yelled throwing the radar at Goku.
Goku sighed. "I guess I'll have to win her heart back again someday. Oh, well... first things first, gotta go find the dragon balls with Raditz. I wonder what he'll wish for."
Goku and Raditz then go searching for the dragon balls.
The first one they find in Ranfan's possession. Goku decides to bang her too. "Let me handle this, Raditz." Goku said as he walked over to greet Ranfan.
Ranfan smiled as she recognized Goku. "I remember you!"
Goku smirked like a pimp. "Hey, good looking... how about we go eat together? Then we can talk about you and me in a bed."
Ranfan blushed. "Are you seriously hitting on me? Well, it worked. I'm all yours."
Goku banged her in a park. Raditz was so jealous of him. "Dang Kakarot... You sure know how to get laid."
Goku chuckled. "It comes naturally to me."
Raditz chuckled. "Now let's go gather the rest of the dragon balls."
Then they find the next dragon ball in Pochawompa's house. She looked so happy to see Goku again. "Hi Goku..."
Goku loved her pony tail. "Hey, Pocha... can we come in?" Goku asked.
Pochawompa nodded. "Yes, come right in! My parents were just making food for us. Your welcome to stay and eat."
As they at their food. Someone came knocking at the door hard. "Hey! We've come to collect our money! Open up!"
Pochawompa looked scared. "It's him again..."
"Who is it?" Goku asked.
"A bunch of pirates who are charging us money for no reason. Their so evil."
Goku smirked. "I'll handle them for you."
Goku then went to meet the pirate's outside. "Ha! Who are you suppose to be? Some kind of clown pirate?" Goku asked as he faced the blue haired pirate who was dressed like a clown.
"How dare you talk to me like that! I am Buggy the Clown, and this is my village!" Buggy yelled.
Goku chuckled. "I'll kick your ass." Goku said as he struck and surprisingly blew Buggy's head off. "Oh, crap! I might had put too much power into that one."
Buggy chuckled as he put his head back on his body. "I have devil fruit powers! My whole body can put itself back together! I am invincible!"
Goku looked shocked. "Wow, a devil fruit? What's that?" Goku asked.
Buggy smirked. "They are fruits that grant different powers to those that eat them. Now pay me my money, or die!"
Goku smirked. "No."
"What was that! You dare to defy the great Buggy the Clown!" Buggy yelled.
Then an orange haired woman came rushing at Buggy from behind and knocked him down. "Hey, Buggy! Stop hurting these people!"
"N-Nami... okay you win! I'll leave." Buggy said as he ran away, he was very scared of Nami.
Nami then looked at Goku. "Hey, sorry about him. He's a very crazy man. Anyway, my name is Nami."
Goku couldn't stop looking at her sexy feet. "Uh, Nami... will that guy ever come back?" Goku asked.
Nami sighed. "I'm afraid so, but me and my friends can handle him. So don't worry."
Goku smiled. "So... Nami... nice feet."
Nami blushed. "Uh, thank you."
Raditz chuckled. "You wanna bang her too, don't you, Kakarot?"
"What! No! It's not like that at all!" Goku yelled.
Nami chuckled. "I have to go back to my ship now. Sometimes you can find me hanging out in this village, so please come and see me again." Nami said as she waved goodbye.
Pochawompa smiled. "Thank you for helping us, Goku. You can have the dragon ball now." Pochawompa said as she gave him the dragon ball.
Goku smiled. "Two down, five to go."
Then they arrived into a castle. Marle was waiting for them. "Goku!" Marle shouted in joy as she saw Goku again. She also got her memory back.
"Uh, have we met before?" Goku asked.
Marle nodded. "Well... it's strange... we have met before, but in a different timeline. I remembered I was married with Crono, but now he doesn't exist anymore... so..."
Goku smirked. "You wanna marry me now then?"
Marle blushed. "What! No... I just want some company, is all... but I'm still just a teenager..."
Goku chuckled. "I'll wait until you grow up a bit. Now can we have the dragon ball?"
Marle nodded. "Yes, and please come back to see me again, Goku. My castle gates are always open to you."
Goku smiled. "Thanks Marle. C'mon Raditz, we have four more to go."
Then they arrived to meet a young man with green clothes running in the streets. "Hey, what's up with you?" Goku asked.
The man stopped to see Goku flying in the air. "W-What the!? Are you some kind of flying demon?" he asked.
Goku chuckled. "No, I'm a Saiyan."
"A Saiyan!? Well... Mr. Saiyan... I have to go to school now." he said running off again.
"But wait a minute! We need your dragon ball." Goku said as he and Raditz chased the green clothed man down the street.
"Oh, shit! That kid is about to die." he said as he quickly jumped into a car that almost ran over the kid. The man then died.
Raditz took the dragon ball from the young man's pocket. "Come brother, let us go find the rest of the dragon balls."
"In a minute Raditz. I sense someone strong coming." Goku said as he looked up to the sky. "B-Botan...:
"Uh, who? I don't see anyone." Raditz said.
"That's because you haven't died like me before. I can see a blue haired woman that looks a lot like Bulma. She's the grim reaper that takes people's souls into the afterlife. She's very pretty too." Goku said as he flew up to greet Botan.
Botan recognized Goku. "Wait a minute... how are you alive again, Son Goku?" Botan asked.
The dead young man in green clothes looked angry. "I want to come back to life too!"
Botan chuckled. "You will come back to life, Yusuke. Now let me take you to the afterlife."
Goku smiled. "See ya when I die next time, Botan."
Botan chuckled. "I'm sure we'll meet again, Son Goku. Goodbye for now."
"God I love that woman." Goku said.
To be continued.
A/N: So I've added a crossover type of thing to the story. So expect to see characters from the anime's One Piece, Ranma 1/2 and the video game Chrono Trigger. I also have many other crossovers planned for the story like Yu Yu Hakasho and maybe even Naruto and Sailor Moon, also Inyuasha. Stay tuned for more.
