Goku and Fasha now lived on Kami's lookout, it was Goku's job to look after the Earth now.
Fasha began to enjoy all her time with Goku. "Kakarot... will you marry me?" Fasha purposed.
Goku chuckled. "Sorry Fasha, but I'm already married with Arale."
"Then get a divorce then." Fasha said.
"What's a divorce? Is it something you eat?" Goku asked.
Fasha sighed. "Hmm... I sense Vegeta is coming here."
"Huh, I wonder why..." Goku said.
Vegeta then arrived to the lookout. "Kakarot... I've come to invite you to something..." Vegeta said as he took out an envelope. "I'm gonna get married with Bulma next week."
Goku looked shocked. "What! No way! She's mine!"
Vegeta then punched him hard in the gut. "Don't be a fool, Kakarot... she gave you many chances and you always failed her! Now she is my woman! I'm only inviting you because Bulma insisted. Do not ruin my wedding with her, or I'll kill you again." Vegeta threatened and then flew away.
Goku chuckled. "I'm so gonna crash that wedding!"
A week later, the wedding started. Bulma was wearing a long blue dress and Vegeta a tuxedo.
Goku looked so angry at them as they took their vows and were married. "Bulma! Why did you do this? I thought you loved me!" Goku shouted.
Bulma sighed. "I did love you, Goku..."
Vegeta glared menacingly at Goku. "She is my wife now, Kakarot!"
Fasha then grabbed Goku's hand. "Don't feel bad about it, you have me after all."
Goku will never forgive Bulma for this.
A big party was then held at Capsule Corp. Trunks looked sad to see Vegeta and Bulma kissing each other. "I can't believe that guy is my step father now." Trunks said sitting next to Mai.
Goku came over to see his son. "I'm sorry about all this, Trunks."
Trunks sighed. "It's alright dad, I understand it wasn't your fault. My mom's just a bitch."
Goku chuckled. "Now son, don't talk about your mother like that."
Then Tights walked over with a rice ball. "Goku! Would you like a rice ball."
Goku couldn't believe she was actually trying to do this again to him. "Go away, Tights!"
"Oh, c'mon Goku! Just have one, it'll make you feel good and excited." Tights said as Goku hesitantly ate one.
Goku got very excited. "Tights... meet me in the bathroom... you too Fasha." Goku said as he left to the bathroom and had a three way with Fasha and Tights.
Mrs. Briefs then opened the door and saw them doing it. She blushed as she joined them in the bathroom.
"M-Mom! I'm naked!" Tights yelled.
Mrs. Briefs chuckled. "Now honey, it's okay... you were adopted."
"Wait... I was adopted!?" Tights couldn't believe her ears.
Fasha chuckled as she pounded Goku good. "Kakarot... which one of us do you prefer?" Fasha asked.
Goku chuckled. "Mrs. Briefs of course!"
Then Bulma walked in to see them. "WHAT THE FUCK GOKU!"
Goku then ran out of Capsule Corp and flew away. "Man... that was so weird, but hot."
Then Bardock and Gine came to see Goku. "Son... were leaving to find and kill Frieza. Wanna come with us?" Bardock asked.
Goku smiled. "Of course I do! Wait, but I have to stay and watch over the Earth."
"Can't you get someone else to do that?" Bardock asked.
"Maybe Krillin could do it. I'll go see him." Goku said as he then flew to Master Roshi's island, where Goku saw both Launch and Maron. "L-Launch... we meet again..." Goku said looking angry at her.
Launch smirked. "I'm gonna have our baby soon. What should we call him or her?"
"Uh... if it's a boy, how about Goku Jr. or Goten?" Goku asked.
"I like the name Goten. We'll name him that." Launch said. "What if it's a girl?"
"Uh, Amber." Goku said.
Launch nodded. "I like that name too. So it's settled then."
"Is Krillin around?" Goku asked.
Launch nodded. "Yeah, he's in the house with his girlfriend Maron."
Goku then walked into Roshi's house. "Hey, Krillin... I need you to take over as the Guardian of the Earth for a awhile, I'm leaving the planet with my parents to face some Freezer guy."
Krillin smiled. "Alright! I'll do my best, Goku."
Goku then brought Krillin and Maron to live on Kami's lookout.
"We leave in 21 days." Bardock said.
During the night, Goku came to see Maron in her room. "Maron... can I play with your hot feet again?"
Maron smiled as she took out a bottle of wine and then dipped her foot in the wine, and then she had her toes licked by Goku. "I can't believe how good this is!" Maron moaned as she began to undress herself.
Goku smiled. "Let me go into you."
Maron blushed. "Oh, but Krillin will be angry... well I suppose it's fine."
Goku then went into Maron, and got her pregnant.
The next day, Krillin found them laying together in bed. "Goku!!!"
Goku woke up and chuckled. "I'm sorry Krillin... she's just so freaking hot!"
Krillin cried. "Damn you, Goku! Go get someone else to be the Guardian of the Earth! I'm leaving."
"Oh, but baby cakes..." Maron said.
"No! Stop... just stop." Krillin said as he flew away.
Goku sighed. "I guess I'll have to find someone else to be the Guardian of the Earth now."
To be continued.
A/N: The Frieza Saga is up next. Then the androids and then Majin Buu (Since Trunks didn't go back in time this time.) And then Beerus and maybe even the tournament of power. Let's just say there's a lot to cover. And yes even more characters will join Goku's harem. Stay tuned for more!
