Here I will publish my poetry/paraphrases and parodies of existing songs or just oneshot texts about the Yuuzhan Vong, as it crosses my mind while reading the "New Jedi Order" novel series currently or other sources or just at my own whims.

Luthen could forgive himself, but he could never forget.

They've been found out. When Palpatine discovers Vader training his children as Sith in secret, Vader sends him to Naboo, where he confronts Luke. Luke has to deal with it. / Oneshot for Days 16-20 of Whumpcember.

One year following the establishment of the First Galactic Empire, Darth Vader is drawn to Alderaan by rumors of a force-sensitive child adopted by Bail Organa. There he discovers a link to the past he'd rather forget. That is, until the child is revealed to be his daughter, Leia. Determined to prove those who hid her away wrong, he intends to give her the best life he can.

Rey is sold in marriage to Supreme Leader Kylo Ren, a man known for his violent temper. After their nuptials, Rey is taken to Kylo's bedroom for a bedding ceremony.

"I'll have you in a cage on the Outer Rim!" Desperate, Syril turned and lunged after her ... Crowding her against a pillar that cloaked them in shadow, he pinned her there, pushing his body up against hers, and pressing his lips to hers... Dedra reached down an arm, stretching her hand until her fingers closed around the handle. A weapon – a vibroblade she kept hidden in her boot.

HK-47 and the Super Evil Chaos Twins of Evil take on an unusual assignment, and things do not go as planned... (Or, I was challenged to write a story with a strange collection of prompts, and this is the result.) AU, 53 ABY, OCs, HK-47, humor, drama, action, angst, somewhat of a crack!fic. One-shot. Enter!verse.

Various characters wonder about their fates. Set after Ep. V: Empire Strikes Back.

The steps became steeper and steeper, as the path followed the natural out lines of this ancient island. Everything here seemed so peaceful, like time had no relevance at all.

From four pivotal moments in history, four members of the Skywalker family are pulled to the same place. Perhaps together, they can find the strength and clarity to make the right choices, leading to different, better futures for all of them in their own respective timelines.

An Obidala set pre TPM. Obi-Wan finds himself taking a sabbatical after not being allowed to accompany his master on a mission. When he meets a certain politician in training, everything starts to change. Note: Obi-Wan's and Padme's ages are changed. Rated T to be safe

Obi Wan, slowly breaking down, picks himself up every day as he copes on Tatooine. He's failed everything he ever stood for, and he's failed every single person that he ever loved. But what he sees is entirely different from the ones that have moved on. What if they could give him another chance, one that could save everyone, including himself.

After defeating Palpatine, the Skywalkers' lives have changed and they're struggling to learn how to live together. Luke's 18th birthday is coming up, and he decides it's time to solve a very personal dilemma. He's convinced that only his father can do this special something for him, but Anakin is not willing.

Rey and her son serve Thanksgiving dinner to Mr. Chewy, the sweet old man next door, whose nephew Ben shows up out of the blue. Neither Ben nor Rey realize, until after dinner, that each of them have a legacy to either uphold or dismiss.

It was Love At First Sight for Dr. Benjamin C. Organa-Solo. When he met Rey Johnson, his whole world came to a grinding halt. Was it meant to be or just a Christmas fling? Who knew? But, dammit, he was sure that she was his WIFE. It was Love at First Sight for Rey Johnson. When she met Dr. Benjamin C. Organa-Solo, her whole world came to a grinding halt. Was it meant to be?

Robot Rey, android pilot of the Infinity, meets human male Ben Solo, new crewman aboard the ship. Though the other officers treat Rey as a machine, Ben sees her as a functioning member of the crew. He falls in love. The only problem is that Rey is programmed to rebuff all attempts to touch her. She shocks anyone who tries.

This story is based on The Last Duel, starring Adam Driver and Jodie Comer. It is in with Reylo because a lot of Reylos like reading these stories. This is a modern AU set in an unspecified town in the US. Margot Carrouge, descendant of Marguerite de Carrouges, searches for Jacques Le Gris' descendant, just to see what he's like. No non-con, rape in story itself.

Please enjoy my Reylo Love poems. They are my little chocolates.

Antiques enthusiast Rey Johnson acquires two carved bookends-an Angel and a Demon-at Luke's Guardian Angel Antique Shop. She finds herself inexplicably drawn to the beautiful twin statues. When they come to life one night, they demand that she choose between them. They make it their mission to demonstrate which of them is best for Rey's soul. Who will win the Seduction of the Fit

Neighbors Ben and Rey have both cooked HUGE Thanksgiving dinners for friends and family. Unfortunately, they find themselves snowed in with no one to feed. Fortunately, they can share their dishes with one another-and see who will win the "TURKEY WARS." Fried or baked? Plain or seasoned? Minimalist or Bold? Neither will admit defeat.

Freelance journalist Rey Johnson waits and waits and waits some more for Mr. Fancy Pants A-list Hollywood actor Ben Solo to show up for an online Zoom interview. After he stands her up two days in a row, she gets so pissed that she decides to give him a piece of her mind. But, OH NO, he's so adorable and really apologetic. Maybe she can forgive him for making her wait. Or maybe not

As the Clone Wars draw to a close, Aayla Secura is faced with nightmares about what the future may hold.

This little story bugged me til I wrote it. Ben and Rey are high school geeks who are bullied into playing a game called Seven Minutes in Heaven. They are shoved into a closet and told not to come out until seven minutes are up. As a student of astronomy, Ben tells Rey he knows where heaven is-and he can take her there. Though it might take a bit more than seven minutes.

Sequel to "Raw Honey" story. Anakin indulges a little too much.

Set 5 years after the events of Revenge Of The Sith, a survivor of the Seige of Mandalore forms a ragtag group of heroes for hire composed of a Togruta pick-pocket, a Wookiee warrior, a Zabrak Jedi Purge survivor, and an IG-series bounty droid to save the Galaxy from the Empire, one planet at a time