"What the hell is this?"
Shadow's ears dropped out of annoyance when his dad of all people decided to visit him.
"Shadow...
What stood in front of Shadow was Black Doom, His creator.
"I have dropped by to see if you have destroyed the world yet."
"No, Only Mephiles does that."
"As humans say... Fuck Mephiles."
Shadow froze. His father actually learned human language.
Shit was going to hit the fan now, Was it?
"What the hell dad?"
"It is the truth, My child."
Shadow sighs.
"Just tell me why you're here."
"I have gotten you accepted into Hogwarts."
There was silence in the background.
"... Hogwarts?"
"Yes, That wizard school. I want to see you wreck everyone else's shit when you get there. Fuck Magic, Chaos rules!"
"Also, Here are your robes. You will work with the Slytherins."
Black Doom tosses a robe to Shadow.
"Why would you do this to a bunch of kids wearing wizard clothes."
"Because they're annoying."
"That's not a good reason."
"They watched Twilight."
Shadow's eyes widen.
"... Consider it done."
"That's my boy."
Black Doom Disappeared. Shadow sighed as he wore the robes. This was going to be a long day, Was it?