Prince Vegeta Wants Money, NOW! is a parody short fanfiction written by Littlelulu no Taka Katsudo-Bo, aka Littlelulu. This fiction will be parody of Where's My Money scene from Fox's Family Guy, but with Dragon Ball characters. So, I decided to make my own version if I have no problem.
Note: I do not own anime or cartoon. Dragon Ball belonged to Akira Toriyama and Toei Animation, Family Guy belonged to Fox, fanfiction written by me.
The Saiyan Son Goku, formerly known as Kakarot, was busy training for the upcoming Budokai Tenkaichi tournaments. Then, Vegeta, Goku's former enemy and prince of Planet Vegeta, comes to pay a visit after he saw he trains harder.
Vegeta: Hey, Kakarot, it's me. So, uh, you got my money, huh?
Goku: Vegeta? Oh, yeah. I'll pay you soon, pal.
Vegeta: Yeah, well, um, here's a suggestion. Um... Have the money by tomorrow and there won't be any problems.
Goku: Huh? What did you say?
Vegeta: Yeah, 24 hours, Kakarot.
Goku: Why? What happens in 24 hours, Vegeta?
Vegeta: I don't know. I'm not psychic, monkey. I'm just saying it would probably be better for everybody if you had the money tomorrow.
Goku: Yeah, all right. I'll see what I can do.
Vegeta: Sweet, Kakarot. That's great! Uh, how's everything else going?
Goku: Very good. Right now, I am training.
Vegeta: All right, then. See you later. Don't forget. Tehe, you're not going to forget.
Next day, although it's have been 24 hours without paying Vegeta the money, Goku has finished the training and goes to the hot spring take the hot bath.
Goku: Phew! Sure, this hard training is taking my day. But, Vegeta said he wants the money in 24 hours? Nah, forget about it.
After taking bath and wears his favorite clothes back, Vegeta comes to pay a visit once again. But this time, Goku knows that he was busy training and not paying the 5000Z for his former enemy.
Goku: Hey there, Vegeta.
Vegeta: Hey, there, Kakarot. So, uh, it's been 24 hours. Got my money?
Goku: Oh, I... You know what? Just give me till next Friday, I'll have it for.
Vegeta: Oh, that's funny, Kakarot. I could have sworn I said, have it today.
Goku: Yeah, I don't have it, sorry because I was training for my next tournament.
Vegeta: Oh, well. All right, Kakarot.
Vegeta drinks the orange juice.
Vegeta: Mmm, that's good OJ.
Vegeta then suddenly punched Kakarot angrily in the face, making him screams in pain.
Goku (screaming in pain): Aaaahhh! Vegeta, what the heck?!
Vegeta: Yeah, that hurt, Kakarot?!
Goku: What is wrong with you, Vegeta?! Are you out of your mind?!
Vegeta: Yeah, that doesn't feel so good, does it?! No, eh?!
Vegeta then charge his ki and attacks Goku out of his rage, starting to punch and kick him mercilessly.
Goku: Oh, Ah, Damnit! Vegeta! Stop it!
Vegeta: Yeah, that's what happens, monkey!
Goku: Oh, my God! Shoot!
Vegeta: Yeah, that's what happens, darn it!
Vegeta does the shoulder throw on Goku in the ground and punches him repeatedly.
Vegeta: Where's my money, b*ch?! You gonna give me my money, Kakarot?! Where's my money, weakling Saiyan?!
Goku: Gaahhh! Vegeta! Enough!
Vegeta grabs Goku and pins him on the wall while his still beat him up with rapid punches in furious rage.
Vegeta: Where's the money, Kakarot?!
Goku (screaming!): NOOO! AAHHHH!
Vegeta: Yeah, you like that?! That feel good?! How about this, Kakarot!
Vegeta throws Goku in the water and quickly flight after him and kicks him up the sky. Then he follows him and continued to punch and kick on Goku angrily!
Vegeta: Where's the money, weakling?! Where's my money, NOW?!
Vegeta then throws Goku in the ground before he stops beating him. Goku was badly injured and exhausted from Vegeta's furious rampage. Vegeta gives him a towel while he threatens him.
Vegeta (threatening): You've got till 5:00pm, you hear me, damn it?! You got till 5:00pm before I'll punch you in your guts!
Goku: You are sick psycho-Saiyan! Please, Vegeta, no more!
Vegeta: Clean yourself up. Don't make me angry now.
After that in Goku's family house, Goku comes in for dinner. His body was covered with bandage, much to his wife Chi-Chi and children's shock.
Chichi (shocked): Goku! What the heck happened to you?
Goten: Oh, no! Dad, what happen?!
Gohan: Are you alright, dad?!
Before Goku could saying that, Vegeta, who is setting next to his wife, Bulma, and his son, Kid Trunks, glares at him coldly like he was about to kill him if he tells them the truth.
Goku: I, uh... Fell from the mountain.
Vegeta: Oh, you should be more careful, Kakarot. I warn you.
Later, after 5:00pm, Goku walks around the field for training, but he saw Vegeta there. Goku gasps, fearing that Vegeta will kill him for not giving him the money. So, he wears the wig and continued to walk, passing Vegeta.
Goku: Morning.
Vegeta: Good day to you, sir. (But realized it was Goku) Hey, wait a minute! What the hell, Kakarot?!
Goku tries too late to fly away, but Vegeta flies after him, grabbing his leg and throws him in the ground. Goku groaned in pain before Vegeta starts to punch and kick him in furious and anger.
Vegeta: Getting real tired of you ducking me, b*ch! Damn it!
Goku: Ouch! Oh, God! Vegeta! Don't!
Vegeta: Yeah, getting really tired, huh?!
Vegeta continues to beat Goku up without stop while Goku still screaming and pleading to stop!
Vegeta: Where's my money, Kakarot?! Where's my darn money?!
Goku: Gaahhh! Aaahh! Vegeta! Please, stop!
Vegeta: You've got money to pay for fake hairs, huh? Darn you, Kakarot! How much you pay for that wig, monkey?!
Goku: 300Z.
Vegeta then shots the energy blast on Goku's guts.
Goku: Gaaahhhhh! Ooooooh! Listen, Vegeta, you just got to give me more time...AAAHHHH!
Vegeta shots another blast on Goku and punches him all over his body in fury.
Vegeta: Don't make a fool out of me, you buster! Don't make a fool out of me! I want my money, traitor! I want my money, you weak Saiyan!
Goku: Vegeta... Listen, this is crazy. You got...
Vegeta: Big Bang Attack!
Goku: Oh, no! Please, don't...!
Vegeta fires the Big Bang Attack on Goku, exploding in minute! After that, Goku laying down in the ground, exhausted and wounded by Vegeta's most powerful energy blast. Goku finally gives up and...
Goku: All right, Vegeta. You won...let's go to the bank.
Vegeta: Good to hear your word...Kakarot.
Later after he healed his wound with Sanzo Bean from Vegeta's fierce attack, Goku and Vegeta got all money from the bank and hop into the plane to Beerus' home planet to enjoy staying at Beerus.
Vegeta: So, Kakarot, we're even now, right? Ready to start a holiday in Beerus' planet. I've got all of my money, your wounds have healed up nicely, thanks for Sanzo Bean. What do you say we let bygones be bygones, hmm?
Goku: Teh! Nice try, Vegeta! You blast me in my body then hit me with Big Bang Attack. Idiot.
Vegeta: All right, all right. I tell you what, you get one free revenge hit on my face.
Goku: Okay. But I'm not gonna tell you when it's coming.
Goku then hits Vegeta in the nose as revenge for what have he done on him, causing Vegeta to scream while holding his nose in pain.
Vegeta: Aaaahhhh! Kakarot! You hit my nose!
Goku: Hahaaa! Ah, this is gonna be fun, Vegeta.
Vegeta: Darn it!
THE END