As the straw hat pirates slept peacefully, Fasha woke Goku up from his sleep.
"Hey, Kakarot... what do you think of Nami? She's pretty cute, huh?" Fasha asked.
Goku nodded. "Yeah... her feet are to die for and... wait... are you suggesting we should have some fun with her?" Goku asked.
Fasha nodded. "Come on, Kakarot... let's go to her room and ask her."
Goku smiled. "Okay..."
Then they entered Nami's room. "Hey, Nami... we came to talk with you." Goku said.
Nami smiled. "About what, Goku?"
"Uh... a threesome..." Goku said.
Nami blushed. "G-Goku... are you serious?"
Fasha smirked. "Oh, yes! We're serious."
Nami then took her top off. "Okay, let's have some fun."
Goku began by licking her feet, while Fasha climbed on top of her. Then Luffy walked into the room. "Uh... what's going on here?"
Nami looked pissed. "Get out, Luffy!"
Goku chuckled as he went into her and Fasha. "This feels so good!"
Fasha began moaning. "Yes! Faster! Faster!"
"Hey! Not in the butt, Goku!" Nami yelled.
The next day, Goku and Fasha said their goodbyes and promised to be back someday.
Then they flew to West City, and found Yamcha talking with some lady with puffy orange hair and yellow eyes on the street.
"Ms. Pizza, please consider me for the role." Yamcha said.
"It's Ms. Piiza, you idiot!" the lady yelled. "Your not man enough for the role!"
"But please! I'm way better than that Hercule guy." Yamcha said.
Ms. Piiza chuckled. "Hercule Satan has never lost one single fight, unlike you on the other hand."
Yamcha sighed. "Fine! Make your stupid movie with that guy! I don't care, I'm Yamcha! I'll steal from punks if I really need the money."
Fasha looked shocked. "You want him to be the Guardian? Are you serious, Goku?"
Goku chuckled. "He's my friend, let's give him a chance." Goku said as he walked over to greet Yamcha.
Yamcha smiled. "Oh, hey Goku! How's Bulma been with her new husband Vegeta?" Yamcha asked.
Goku didn't look happy. "She betrayed me..."
Yamcha chuckled. "That makes two of us. But who needs women anyway!"
"I'm not gay, Yamcha." Goku replied.
Yamcha chuckled. "I know that, Goku. You know I've been having these weird dreams lately, I've seen Bulma attacking me in them. They look so real! I even dreamt Vegeta turning into a woman. Crazy, huh?"
Goku nodded. "Do you wanna be the Guardian of the Earth while I'm away?" Goku asked.
"W-What! Really! Yes, Goku! So much yes." Yamcha said, being happy that Goku would even consider him.
Goku smiled. "Alright, Yamcha! Your the Guardian of the Earth until I return. You start in twenty days. Don't disappoint me, okay." Goku said as he flew away with Fasha.
Yamcha smiled. "Finally! My life means something."
Then after 20 days, Goku, Fasha, Bardock and Gine got into a spaceship that Bulma had built for them and left the Earth.
Vegeta smirked as he saw the ship leave the planet. "Maybe I should had gone with them, but it's important that Kakarot gets stronger. He'll be fine with Bardock and Gine at his side. As for me, I'm gonna go have a baby with Bulma." Vegeta said as he flew to Capsule Corp and met with Bulma in her room.
Vegeta smirked as he embraced her in a kiss, and then pulled out his monkey and made sweet love to her.
"Oh, Vegeta! Give it to me harder!" Bulma moaned out louder.
Vegeta then turned into a Super Saiyan and hit that beautiful cush hard. "I love you, Bulma." Vegeta said to her as he fell asleep.
Bulma felt some kicking in her stomach. "Oh, no... Goku's baby... if Vegeta finds out about this... Oh, I can just tell him it's his child." Bulma said to herself, feeling really bad about this.
Then Trunks and Mai came into the room. "Mom... there's a crazy lady asking for you at the door." Trunks said.
Bulma sighed. "I wonder who it could be..." Bulma said as she went to open the door. "Huh!? Who are you?" Bulma asked.
"I know this is gonna sound crazy, but my name is Bra, and I'm from the future." Bra said.
Bulma looked shocked. "I believe you, come in please." Bulma said opening the door.
Bra smiled. "My stupid brother came to the past too, but I haven't been able to find him at all."
Bulma sooned remembered about Future Trunks and Bra. "I'm afraid your in the wrong timeline. You see, Bra... Mirai Trunks doesn't exist anymore... I'm sorry."
"W-What!? Trunks is dead?" Bra asked.
Bulma nodded. "Erased... actually. But don't worry about it, because he has been born again." Bulma said as she went to get Trunks from his room. "Trunks say hello to your sister from the future." Bulma said.
"Uh, she's from the future like Vegeta?" Trunks asked.
"W-What! My dad is here?" Bra asked.
Bulma nodded. "Yes, he also came from the future. He's sleeping right now."
Bra smiled. "Look mom, I came here to warn you about the androids."
Bulma nodded. "I know all about them. You see your not the only time traveler in the family. I traveled through time twice. Once when I needed to come change Goku from being a pervert and again when I needed to save him from being stuck with the jews that killed Christ."
Bra looked shocked. "All that really happened! But why did Trunks cease to exist?" Bra asked.
Bulma sighed. "It's a very long story, but I'll tell it to you while we eat."
Trunks smiled. "Are we really related?" Trunks asked.
Bra nodded. "Just different fathers."
To be continued.
A/N: This is the same Bra that time traveled in Trunks's timeline. I know it's a little confusing since she should had been erased too since Goku never married Bulma. But yeah, time travel is a messing subject. Stay tuned for more.
