Goku then arrived at Kami's lookout, to see Yamcha. "Wow, Yamcha! I thought for sure everything would had been destroyed and you'd be found dead. Good job, buddy." Goku said.
Yamcha smiled. "There was someone who came to see you."
"Who?" Goku asked.
"I believed she said her name was Tights." Yamcha said.
"Oh, her again. What did she want?" Goku asked.
"She said to give you this note." Yamcha said handing Goku a piece of paper.
Tights Note No. 2:
"Goku... my sweet. It has been many rainy days since you left the Earth. Bulma has become unbearable! She's always talking about how good Vegeta is in bed. Well anyway, I've decided to kill her. If your reading this note now, I've probably already done it. Let's talk soon."
Goku sighed. "She really is crazy."
Yamcha chuckled. "She's hot though."
"Oh, shut up Yamcha! I gotta go find the dragon balls now to wish Suno back to life. So just keep being the Guardian of the Earth for a little longer." Goku said as he flew away.
Goku then arrived to Capsule Corp to get the radar from Bulma's lab. There Tights was waiting for him with a baseball bat.
"Uh, Tights... are you gonna try to kill Bulma with that bat?" Goku asked.
"WHat no!? I would never kill Bulma... heh heh... I'm not crazy! I swear I'm not crazy. So Goku... watched any good movies lately?" Tights asked as she walked with Goku towards the lab.
Goku sighed. "Your so crazy, Tights! What happened to you to make you like that?" Goku asked.
"I-I fell in love... and then he broke my heart..." Tights said as she cried. "But all wounds heal with time, and now I have you, Goku! So wanna make out and get drunk?" Tights asked.
Goku grabbed the radar from the lab and then flew away before Tights could make it any more awkward. "Hmm... the first dragon ball looks like it's in a forest somewhere here." Goku said as he flew down.
"Get him! Kill the demon fox!" a man shouted as a whole group of people came running with torches down the forest.
Goku looked confused. "Demon fox?"
"Someone help me! I'm lost!" a young woman shouted.
"Damn it Kagome!" a white long haired man shouted as he came down from a tree and killed all the people. "What did I tell you about chasing after me!"
"B-But... Inuyasha..." Kagome said as she cried.
"Hey, why did you kill all those people?" Goku asked.
"It's none of your business! Now c'mon Kagome! I'm taking you back home." Inuyasha said pulling her arm.
Goku then hit him in the face. "Let her go! Clearly your the bad guy here."
Inuyasha smirked. "I'll kill you, human!"
Goku chuckled. "I'd like to see you try! And I'm not a human, I'm a Saiyan."
Inuyasha chuckled. "I don't know what a Saiyan is, but you've made a big mistake crossing me! I'm gonna tear you to shreds!"
"SPIRIT GUN!" a man with green clothes shouted out as he blasted Inuyasha away. "Are you two okay? Wait a minute... don't I know you from somewhere?" Yusuke asked looking at Goku.
Goku nodded. "Yeah, we met right before a car ran you over. I gotta say, your power level is super high! How did you get so strong?" Goku asked.
Yusuke smirked. "I've been training in the spirit realm. Watch this! KAIO-KEN ATTACK!" Yusuke shouted as his ki turned red and he ran and killed Inuyasha. "There! Another one bites the dust. And another one bites the dust."
Kagome began crying. "You killed him!"
"And another one bites the dust." Yusuke sang. "You can pay me back later, I am a demon slayer after all." Yusuke said as he removed the pendant that Inyuasha had in his pockets. "Ooh! This looks like it's worth something." Yusuke said.
"Give it back!" Kagome yelled.
Yusuke chuckled. "Consider it as my payment. Anyway, see ya around nice tits." Yusuke said as he left the forest.
"Inuyasha..." Kagome said as she buried her fallen lover. "I'm going to kill that punk for this!"
Goku chuckled. "So Kagome... do you usually hang out with demons?"
Kagome sighed. "Inuyasha wasn't a demon..."
Goku smiled. "Let me help you."
"Huh? Help me how?" Kagome asked.
"If we can find all seven dragon balls, we'll be able to wish your demon friend back to life." Goku said.
Kagome smiled. "You'd really wish him back to life for me?" Kagome asked.
Goku nodded. "Yeah, but... You've got to show me your tits first..."
Kagome blushed. "Uh, okay..."
"N-No no no! I'm just kidding! C'mon let me take you to find the dragon balls." Goku said as he picked her up and flew away.
Kagome smiled. "I haven't had this much fun in a long time." Kagome said.
Goku then found the first dragon ball on a tree stump. "Alright Kagome, this is a dragon ball." Goku said showing the ball to her.
"Wow, can they really grant any one wish?" Kagome asked.
Goku nodded. "Yeah they can. Now let's go gather the rest."
They then arrived into a festival. "Wow! This place looks like a lot of fun..." Kagome said as she got on a feris wheel with Goku.
"Get your magikicarp here! Only one million zenie!" a man was selling some kind of fish.
"Why is it so expensive?" Goku asked.
"I heard it's because if you raise one right, it turns into a big blue fish monster. I want one!" Kagome shouted as she purchased the fish. "Hey, Goku! Let's go take a picture together." Kagome said as she grabbed his hand and took him to a photo booth.
Goku chuckled. "Uh, why are you making that face?" Goku asked.
Kagome chuckled. "Oh, Goku... this has been the best day ever! If only I wasn't a school girl, I would make love to you all day." Kagome said blushing. "Do you have any kids?" she asked.
Goku nodded. "Seven actually."
Kagome looked surprised. "Wow! That many huh."
Goku then found the dragon ball and they left to find the rest.
To be continued.
A/N: Yeah, so Yusuke is stronger than Inuyasha in my opinion. But of course Goku can beat them both without trying. Stay tuned for more.
