"AUSTRALIA. THE LAND DOWN UNDER. A VAST, BIODIVERSE WILDERNESS LOCATED NEAREST THE BOTTOM OF THE WORLD, UNINHABITED--"
"Oi yank!" A blonde Australian man exclaimed. "Straya' ain't uninhabited in th' slightest ya feckin' drongo!"
"SORRY ABOUT THAT, "MATE"!" The narrator chuckled then continued to narrate. "IT'S HERE ON COFF'S HARBOUR WHERE WE FIND OUR HEROES ROCKY AND BULLWINKLE OBSERVING THE SIGHTS OF BEAUTIFUL AUSTRALIA!"
"Wow check out those dolphins!" Bullwinkle exclaimed, excitedly viewing the marine mammals happily play with each other in the ocean.
"It says here on this brochure that they're called Australian Snubfin Dolphins, and apparently they're a rare sight!" Rocky smiled, handing Bullwinkle his camera. "You can take some pictures if you want."
"Forget pics!" Bullwinkle exclaimed. "I'm RIDIN' one o' these babies!"
"BULLWINKLE PROCEEDED TO LEAP INTO THE OCEAN, AND WHEN HE SUBMERGED, HE WAS RIDING ONE OF THE DOLPHINS AND HOLDING A COWBOY HAT IN HIS LEFT HAND."
"YEEEEHAAAAAAWWWW!!" Bullwinkle exclaimed, waving his hat in the air. "GIT ALONG LIL FISHY!!"
"--Actually they're mammals!" Rocky briefly called.
"MEANWHILE IN THE OUTBACK, BORIS AND NATASHA ARE LURKING AROUND, CLEARLY UP TO SOMETHING QUITE DEVIOUS..."
"Yu know eet!" Natasha exclaimed, chuckling. She and Boris were both wearing khaki outfits with Australian cork hats and tall, leather boots.
"Ve've got anozzer one Fearless Leader!" Boris exclaimed, holding up a very small cage with an Australian Flying Spider inside.
"Now before ve capture any more zpider, I vant to talkink about raise, da?" Natasha inquired, moving closer to Boris' video watch.
"RAISE?!" Fearless Leader exclaimed from the other end. "NEIN! NO vone vill be gettink raise unteel yu ship to me my DEADLY ZPIDER ARMY TO TAKE OVER ZE VORLD VITH!"
"Vat about müse and skurrl?" Boris inquired. "Vhen do ve keel zem?"
"O-ho, you'll keel zem soon enough…" Fearless Leader chuckled, rubbing his slim, incredibly bony hands together. "Dey're headed your vay soon..."
"MAKE SURE TO BE WITH US NEXT TIME FOR "Koala-ty Time!" OR "Not Emu-sed!"!"