"THIS is a knife!"
(or "Painbow Serpent!")
"WELL THE LAST TIME YOU RECALL, BORIS AND NATASHA HAD JUST FINISHED UP THE SPIDER ARMY, AND SAID SPIDERS WERE NOW RAMPAGING ACROSS THE CITY OF COFF'S HARBOUR!"
"AIIIIEEE!!" A woman exclaimed as a redknee tarantula fired lasers at thirty other people including herself.
"How in the heck are we gonna stop this?" Bullwinkle inquired.
"ROCKY GAZED AROUND THE SLOWLY-BEING-INVADED CITY. THERE SEEMED TO BE DEVICES WITH RED BLINKING LIGHTS ON EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THESE SPIDERS. HE THEN NOTICED THAT BORIS AND NATSHA WERE STANDING ON A HUGE TOWER WITH A BLINKING, RED LIGHT. THIS LIGHT WAS COMING FROM ANOTHER DEVICE THAT APPEARED TO BE LEVER-OPERATED, AND CONTROLLED EVERY SPIDER IN THE AREA!"
"Look, up there!" Rocky pointed at the spider-mind-controlling device. "We need to destroy that to free the spiders and save the city!"
"I'll fly upward and—" Yarra spoke, doing just that before becoming ensnared within a massive spider web. "Ah, DANGIT!"
"Don't worry Yarra, I'll save you!" Rocky exclaimed. "Bullwinkle, quick, help me cut these webs! Use your horns!"
"I've got a better idea, Rock!" Bullwinkle cheerfully exclaimed, whipping out his boomerang.
"BULLWINKLE PICKED UP THE BOOMERANG AND FLUNG IT DIRECTLY AT EVERY GIANT SPIDER WEB, EFFECTIVELY CUTTING INTO THEM AND FREEING YARRA, ALONG WITH OTHER PEOPLE WHO HAD BEEN TRAPPED."
"Um, Boris?!" Natasha pointed at Rocky, Bullwinkle and Yarra while the little man was busy doing his best evil laughter.
"Vat de hell yu vant—OH GREAT!!" Boris exclaimed at the sight of Rocky and Bullwinkle. "ZPIDER ARMY, GET ZEM!!"
"IMMEDIATELY, EVERY MIND-CONTROLLED SPIDER AIMED THEMSELVES AT ROCKY AND YARRA, ENSNARING THEM WITHIN THEIR WEBS ONCE AGAIN."
"BULLWINKLE!!" Rocky exclaimed, attempting to free himself along with Yarra. "THROW THE BOOMERANG!!"
"OK ROCK!" Bullwinkle exclaimed, lunging back, boomerang in one hand.
"BULLWINKLE EXPERTLY FLUNG THE BOOMERANG DIRECTLY AT THE LEVER THAT OPERATED THE SPIDER MIND CONTROL SYSTEM, EFFECTIVELY MAKING SAID DEVICE EXPLODE AND EVERY SPIDER FREED FROM THEIR ELECTRONICAL BONDS. THE RETURN HOWEVER, WAS NOT SO EXPERTLY DONE."
"OOOMPH!" Bullwinkle yelled at the boomerang conked him on the back of his head, creating a huge lump and making him fall to the ground.
"You okay, Bullwinkle?" Rocky asked, managing to free himself and Yarra with his teeth.
"Uhhh, did we win?" Bullwinkle asked, feeling very dazed.
"We sure did, pal!" Rocky smiled, hugging his friend.
"WELL THAT ABOUT CONCLUDES THIS WONDEROUS DOWN-UNDER EPISODE! MAKE SURE TO BE WITH US NEXT TIME FOR ANOTHER EXCITING ADVENTURE WITH ROCKY AND BULLWINKLE!"