Content: Rated K+; Parody/Humor; Ice Climber/Disney/Looney Tunes/Hanna-Barbera/Kirby/Mario

Once upon a time, there were two Ice Climbers named Popo and Nana. They were very hungry because a Condor stole all there vegetables. They were camped on top of a mountain where they could see four villages. The villages were at war with each other. The village the Ice Climbers came from tried to make peace with the other three villages, but they failed.

There were complaints about Clara Cluck and Huckleberry Hound disturbing the peace and Marvin the Martian wanting to take over Magolor's amusement park because Marvin thought Magolor was being too cruel with the pressure of time limit and the tricky sections of the obstacle courses. Daffy Duck told Elmer Fudd that the ducks in Mickey's Toontown tasted much better than him, which is a big reason why Donald Duck accompanies his uncle Scrooge McDuck on his adventures.

Then Popo the Ice Climber came up with idea, an idea that will protect all the birds with one stone.

"Popo!" Nana exclaimed. What did you just throw into the pot?"

"A stone," Popo said.

"Why?"

"I think I have an idea that will make all our villages have a truce. Help me make snowmen to invite the villagers to come up here since we're too hungry to climb down."

"Okay."

Hours later, the Ice Climbers saw Yogi Bear, Boo-Boo and Huckleberry Hound come up the mountain.

"We got your call for help," Yogi said. "I brought you a pic-a-nic basket full of cabbage I was going to use to make coleslaw."

"And I brought you some normal potatoes," Huckleberry said.

"Normal potatoes?" Nana asked.

"It's a long story."

"Is it true that you're a vegetable farmer like us?" Popo asked.

"That's right."

"I heard you were a professor of botany," Nana said, confused.

"That's right, too. You see, I have a lot of jobs."

"How many jobs do you have? More than Mario?"

Speaking of Mario, Mario and Luigi arrived at the peak.

"Let me guess," Popo said. "You brought mushrooms."

"How did you know?" the Mario Bros. asked in unison.

"It was an educated guess."

"We also brought eggplants we were intending to use for eggplant Parmigiano," Mario added.

Then Bugs Bunny and Daffy Duck arrived at the peak.

"I hoid what's up, Doc, and I brought you carrots," Bugs said.

"And I brought you some of my corn," Daffy said.

"You mean some of my corn," Clara Cluck, who just arrived, said.

"Uh-uh, I grew it myself."

"But you used my corn to make it grow!"

"If you want it so much, then dig it out of the soup."

"Uh, no thank you."

Then Marvin the Martian and Magolor arrived.

"Oh, dear," Marvin said, "I've gotten into so many pickles with Magolor, that I ended up with a barrel of cucumbers."

"It was a 'prize' for finishing an obstacle course," Magolor explained.

The Captain Toad and Toadette put turnips in the pot, Scrooge and Donald put in Chinese cabbage and Fred Jones, Daphne Blake and Velma Dinkley put in pumpkins.

"Pumpkins?" Donald asked. "That's an odd choice.

"Well it's better than putting in Scooby and Shaggy's pumpkin pies," Velma observed.

"What pumpkin pies?" Captain Toad asked.

"Guys, did you just eat all those pumpkin pies?"

"Like, we couldn't resist, Velma," Shaggy said.

"Reah, re rouldn't resist," Scooby agreed, as usual.

After about half an hour, the soup was ready.

"Just as I predicted," Popo said. "Everyone is getting along."

"Popo, you are a genius," Nana said.

"Thanks, Nana." Then Popo and Nana clinked their Bowls together as if they were making a toast.

THE END