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Topic: February 18, 2011
In: Boards SAB Local News
Edition (Original Poster) (Verified Cape) (Verified PreCog) (SAB Queen)
Posted On Feb 17th 2011:
Brockton Bay News Update:
Armsmaster will receive the initial test results for his brute-rated tranquilizer. With positive preliminary indicators across the board, Dragon and Cask will inquire about potential collaborations.
Assault will be ordered into sensitivity training after a hot mic catches him commenting that Battery has a better ass than local news weatherwoman Salley McGinnes.
Coil will order mercenary strikes into the disputed territory of the Empire and Fenrir's Chosen at 7:35 PM. The mercenaries will engage in a fighting withdrawal after being confronted by Stormtiger and Menja. After driving off Coil's forces, the two former allies will then turn on each other, resulting in extensive damage being done to Macey's department store at Fifth and Hallmark Ave.
Update: Causality changed by Subscriber, future changed.
Due to a misfiled complaint report, the PRT will dispatch a strike squad to Egon's Smoothie Shack at 2:30 this afternoon after a shopper claims the owner mastered her into believing his products could cause weight loss. Mr. Egon is not a master, and the shopper will later admit under master/stranger protocols that it was perhaps her penchant for morning cinnamon buns that led to her weight gain.
Miss Militia will set several personal shooting records at the range. Using a Smith and Wesson 8-shot revolver, Ms. Militia will manage eight rounds on one target in .89 seconds; eight rounds on four targets in 1.09 seconds; and six shots, a reload and another six shots in 2.12 seconds.
PRT-ENE Assistant Deputy Director Stevenson will submit an official report on the independent hero Purity. In summation, the report reviews Purity's actions over the last several years and advocates a "hands-off" approach. Stevenson argues that by relaxing response procedures to Purity, the PRT will be in better position to reallocate resource to the increasingly violent Fenrir's Chosen. The report will be highly contentious within the PRT with both his immediate supervisors, Director Piggot and Assistant Director Rennick, opposing what they view as "clemency."
Squealer will begin building a new super tank after cannibalizing her two previous vehicles.
The Undersiders will meet with a freshly triggered independent cape known as Spitfire at 10:34 PM near the downtown coast. Upon being introduced, Bitch will send one of her dogs to attack Spitfire in order to test her resolve as a prospective teammate. Spitfire will retreat rather than risk burning down a part of downtown in a confrontation, and she will reach out to Faultline via email after making it safely back home.
Update: Causality changed by Subscriber, future changed.
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Dragon (The Guild)
Replied On Feb 17th 2011:
Well, let me be the first to offer my congratulations, Armsmaster!
Happy to collaborate as soon as you have the data results back!
Undersiders (Most Likely Tattletale) (Group Account)
Replied On Feb 17th 2011:
Ugh, seriously, Bitch!
Undersiders (Most Likely Tattletale) (Group Account)
Replied On Feb 17th 2011:
Eh, I didn't want to split the money five ways anyway.
Anonymous (Paid Post)
Replied On Feb 17th 2011:
[Eyes only, Toybox and Edition]
Undersiders (Most Likely Tattletale) (Group Account)
Replied On Feb 17th 2011:
Oh, Faultline, you fucking bitch!
I know that paid post is yours! No poaching!
Undersiders (Most Likely Tattletale) (Group Account)
Replied On Feb 17th 2011:
Assault, I'm totally with you, Battery's ass is wayyyyy better than some weathergirl!
Undersiders (Most Likely Tattletale) (Group Account)
Replied On Feb 17th 2011:
Seriously Regent? We lose a potential teammate and this is what you focus on!
And there is no way the Protectorate would let Assault on SAB. No need to try and tag him.
Mouse_Protector (Verified Cape) (Edition's Pet)
Replied On Feb 17th 2011:
Don't worry, Regent! I'll let him know.
Armsmaster (Verified Cape) (Verified Vampire)
Replied On Feb 17th 2011:
Thank you, Dragon.
@Faultline's Crew, I would be interested in obtaining a follow-up sample from Newter if possible.
Undersiders (Most Likely Tattletale) (Group Account)
Replied On Feb 17th 2011:
You're the best, MP! Let me know if you want to grab a beer!
Miss_Militia (Verified Cape)
Replied On Feb 17th 2011:
Mouse Protector, do not encourage the villains.
I know you were not required to sit through the extensive PR lessons that we do in order to post on SAB, but please don't feed the villainous trolls.
Uber L33T (Verified Capes)
Replied On Feb 17th 2011:
We also agree with Assault.
Battery McGinnes
Faultline's Crew (Verified Mercenaries)
Replied On Feb 17th 2011:
Armsmaster, please let us know the quantity. Price remains unchanged.
@Tattletale, control your teammates better. Spitfire is better off with us.
Undersiders (Most Likely Tattletale) (Group Account)
Replied On Feb 17th 2011:
You didn't even know Spitfire existed before today!
Faultline's Crew (Verified Mercenaries)
Replied On Feb 17th 2011:
True.
But ANY cape is better off with us than having to work with you.
Uber L33T (Verified Capes)
Replied On Feb 17th 2011:
We are not actively recruiting, but does anyone know if Spitfire is a gamer?
Undersiders (Most Likely Tattletale) (Group Account)
Replied On Feb 17th 2011:
NO POACHING!
Faultline's Crew (Verified Mercenaries)
Replied On Feb 17th 2011:
Said the child.
Undersiders (Most Likely Tattletale) (Group Account)
Replied On Feb 17th 2011:
Hey, Faultline, isn't there a building you can drop on someone?
How did that job work out for you again? Would you describe it as "colossal" or just a "total" failure?
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Mouse_Protector (Verified Cape) (Edition's Pet)
Replied On Feb 17th 2011:
@Miss_Militia, not my fault it's a slow news day! Other than this little dust-up between Stormtiger and Menja, today is a total snoozefest!
Congrats on the shooting record by the way!
Glory_Girl (Verified Cape)
Replied On Feb 17th 2011:
Yeah, congratulations @Miss_Militia!
Umm, I haven't ever heard of Spitfire. New Wave isn't recruiting, but maybe someone from the protectorate or wards could reach out to her?
Miss_Militia (Verified Cape)
Replied On Feb 17th 2011:
I cannot believe I am accepting praise for something I haven't done yet, but, thank you, MP. You as well, Glory Girl.
@Faultline's Crew, please check your PM.
Purity (Independent Hero) (No longer a Nazi)
Replied On Feb 17th 2011:
Well, I suppose I should be glad that someone at the PRT has started to take me seriously.
Armsmaster @Miss_Militia, what action could I take to convince the director to accept this deputy director Stevenson's recommendation?
Undersiders (Most Likely Tattletale) (Group Account)
Replied On Feb 17th 2011:
@Purity
Spoiler
Glory_Girl (Verified Cape)
Replied On Feb 17th 2011:
Turn yourself in?
Donate millions to the united negro college fund?
Turn yourself in?
Leave the city?
Have I mentioned turn yourself in?
Undersiders (Most Likely Tattletale) (Group Account)
Replied On Feb 17th 2011:
Show Assault your ass! If it's better than Battery's, he might put in a good word for you!
Mouse_Protector (Verified Cape) (Edition's Pet)
Replied On Feb 17th 2011:
Don't listen to the haters my little glow-worm! Just keep doing what you are doing. Slow and steady wins the race after all, and you've already got Edition behind ya!
Take it from me, having the world's best precog have your back is pretty sweet!
Glory_Girl (Verified Cape)
Replied On Feb 17th 2011:
Ugh, seriously, MP?!? Why are you encouraging her? She's literally a nazi!
Mouse_Protector (Verified Cape) (Edition's Pet)
Replied On Feb 17th 2011:
No, she's not.
Looks at her tag!*
Nods with certainty*
Glory_Girl (Verified Cape)
Replied On Feb 17th 2011:
I don't know how she convinced Edition to change her tag, but once a Nazi, always a Nazi!
Mouse_Protector (Verified Cape) (Edition's Pet)
Replied On Feb 17th 2011:
Only the Sith deal in absolutes, Glory Girl!
Besides, Edition says she's a hero. Save yourself the trouble kid, don't fight the precog.
/discussion.
Undersiders (Most Likely Tattletale) (Group Account)
Replied On Feb 17th 2011:
Or, maybe, the saying about once you go black is true.
Purity (Independent Hero) (No longer a Nazi)
Replied On Feb 17th 2011:
Thank you, Mouse Protector.
I'll just keep doing what I'm doing.
Armsmaster (Verified Cape) (Verified Vampire)
Replied On Feb 17th 2011:
Purity, this is a matter of internal PRT policy. Given your refusal to surrender for your past crimes, I do not anticipate you will be able to leverage any influence over its decision-making practices.
Anonymous (Paid Post)
Replied On Feb 17th 2011:
[Eyes only, Toybox and Edition]
Undersiders (Most Likely Tattletale) (Group Account)
Replied On Feb 17th 2011:
Whatever. Dull day is dull. I'm gona go get me a mastered smoothie.
Undersiders (Most Likely Tattletale) (Group Account)
Replied On Feb 17th 2011:
You do that, Regent. The rest of us will use the downtime to, you know, get things done.
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