"Hey guys" Okano said as she rushed out into the classroom at lunch time

"What's up?" Isogai asked

"I just found this" she said holding up a book. The some of the others looked at it

"What's it about?" Yada asked

"Probably one of the octopus' smut books" Karma shrugged

"the Lovely secret of Nagisa Shiota?" Yada read out making all eyes snap to Nagisa

"Ah what?' Nagisa said looking clueless

"oh what are you hiding from us Nagisa?" Rio asked

"Nothing!" Nagisa exclaimed

"Well then shall we, take a look?" Rio asked as she opened the book


The assassination classroom was having a normal day. A normal day here would be strange for anyone else.There was the usual, doing your everyday class work, hanging out with friends, plotting to kill your teacher who destroyed the moon a few months ago. Everything was good in the 'End Class'. The students plotting, the teachers teaching... assassination. Everything was going normally. Except, for one problem.
"I'm telling you, something isn't right about him." Said one Kanzaki Yukiko. Her and three others, Karma Akabane, Sugino Tomohito, and Kayano Kaede, who spoke up,
"You could tell when I'm upset?" Nagisa asked

"I Can, you're a good friend to us Nagisa" Kanzaki smiled making him blush
"You might have a point. He does look kind of.
.. hostile." Kayano said looking at Nagisa.

"I wonder why?" Nagisa asked curiously

They were all behind a tree looking at their blue haired friend. Nagisa Shiota was sitting in the pool their teacher had constructed a while ago.He had his pant sleeves rolled up to his knees with his feet in the water glaring at his reflection and muttering quietly to himself. Nagisa seemed to be in a bad mood, which was rare for him.

"Got a point right there, when was the last time you saw him pissed off?" Kataoka asked

"Not sure" Yada said


"Come on guys this is Nagisa we're talking about here. He probably just had a bad morning." Karma said as he gave Kayano a soda,
"Go give him this he might just need a friendly face to cheer him up. Well, friendlier than me."

"I have a frienldy face" Karma said

"YEAH RIGHT!" the class snapped at him making him smirked

"Though giving it to Kaede will probably be the best move since we know hwo they feel about each other" Kataoka said making the pair blush causing smirks to form on the faces of Nakamura and Karma

Kayano looked at the soda and then back at Nagisa. She took a deep breath and walked towards him. Calm and confident.
"Hey, Nagisa you seem kinda out of it." She handed the soda, "Here. To help you take your mind off things."Nagisa looked up and took the soda.
"Thanks." He looked down at the soda and proceeded to throw it a the group spying on him.
SMASH! They had all hid behind the tree before it hit.

"Impresive aim" Hayami said shocked

"Indeed, but how did he know you were there?" Chiba asked

"he could probably see us"

"Way to waste a good soda!" Kaede snapped making Nagisa recoil a bit

"Sorry" Nagisa said blinking

Kayano was shocked.
"This isn't my friend. What's wrong with him?" She thought frightened. She turned to him and 'eeped', he had darkness surrounding him.

"run, just run me!" Kaede said panicking

"i'm not going to do anything to you" Nagsia said

"It's always a bad sign when you go dark man" Sugino said.

"It is?" Nagisa sked

"Tell them to leave me alone." Nagisa said as he dried his feet and put on his socks and shoes. He walked towards the old school house.

"These guys better listen to him" Isogai said

"They won't you knwo what Karma is like right?" Maehara asked

"Hey on, why pick on me?" Karma asked


The others came out from behind the tree and watched him leave. They all looked at Karma with an 'I told you so' look. "Alright. There might be something wrong with him." Karma stated the obvious.

"NO you think?" Sugino asked

"But what could it be?" Kataoka asked

"Quit stating the obvious!" Sugino exclaimed.They all sat down waiting for lunch to end, really trying to figure out what was wrong with Nagisa. "Maybe... it's his mom again." Kanzaki said.

"Nagisa, are you having trouble with her again?" Kataoka asked

"No, in fact things have been improving; though she has started seeing someone again, hopefully my dad" Nagsia sighed as Kaede rubbed his back

Karma immediately shot that down.
"No. She's cool, I went to study at his house two weeks ago, they
seem to be in a stable relationship." They all tried to think of what could be wrong with their friend."Maybe it's that time of the month for him." Karma joked.

"WHAT!" the girls and Nagsia shouted

"Too much?" Karma asked as if he asked the question

"YOU THINK!" the girls snapped

The two girls gave him a nasty look.
"What are you guys doing?" One Rio Nakamura asked as she showed up. A
long with Bitch-Sensei and Yada.

"Oh look who showed up" Karma laughed

"Yeah Irina sensei!" Yada said

"Nagisa is in a bad mood, and we're trying to figure out why." Sugino explained what happened a few minutes ago. They three were shocked, Nagisa was never violent.
"I'll try to talk to him." Irina said, "Maybe I could seduce it out of him." She smirked while fixing her hair.

"Of course she woudl try and do that" Kaede seethed

"Down girl, we all know you want Nagisa to jump you" Fuwa said making the two flare up in crimson

"WHAT!" the two said

"Just saying the way you two kissed, spicy" Fuwa smirked

The teens had deadpanned looks on their faces.
"Yeah. I don't know Ms. Bitch, that might not be a good idea." Sugino said while scratching the back of his head.

"See, even I think so, and I think she's hot" Sugino said before he felt a wild chill down his spine 'I think I said the wrong thing'

"Yeah, big boobs aren't gonna help in this situation!" Kayano exclaims.

"EXACTLY!" Kaede shouted

"I thought you got over that when you had the tentacles removed" Okano sighed

"So much for her character development" Fuwa also sighed

"HEY!" Kaede blushed

"Well, none of you have any ideas so..." she began to walk back towards the classroom and disappeared into the doorway. The group just stared. Kayano was glaring though. They waited for a good five minutes. Then Kanzaki spoke up,
"Alright, that probably failed. Karma go help him your his best friend." Irina came out with tear down her eyes.

"What happened?" Yada asked concerned

"I don't know, but poor Irina sensei" Hinano said

"She probably deserved it" Nakamura said


Sniff...Sniff He called me 'A fake blond with plastic in her chest'." she then cried her eyes out.

"NAGISA!" Hinano and Yada chided him

"Not me!" Nagisa said

"Still you shouldn't say that about any girl" Yada said crossing her arms

She walked away from the school house. By this time the rest of the class were watching, and were up to speed. And more than a little shocked.
"Girls go to care of the bitch. Guys with me, we'll talk to Nagisa. Itona go get Karasuma." Sugino suggested.

"Good idea" Itona said

"When in doubt go to the teachers" Kataoka said

They were all about to get a move on when they saw Nagisa walk out of the school house and down the mountain path. They considered going after him, but with that look on his face they didn't want to. Nagisa then turned back and glared at the class. One specifically. And continues down.
"So he's mad at Terasaka." Karma suggested.

"OH SHUT UP KARMA!" Terasaka snapped

"no" Karma smirked

"HUH?! What are you talking about? He clearly looked at all of us?" He snapped.
"I may know who he glared at." Said one of their phones. It was Ritsu. Their AI classmate. She had been on their phones watching the whole ordeal.

"Good old Ritsu" Nakamura smiled as Fuwa ran a hand across her head making the AI giggle

"That comment Ms. Bitch told you about was only a small piece of what he said. The rest was much, much more vulgar." Ritsu shuddered.

"THAT BAD!" the class exclaimed before looking at Nagisa

"This isn't going to end well is it?" Nagisa groaned

"No it will not!" Yada said making herself 'bounce' as she placed her hands on her hips making Nagisa blush slightly.


"Anyway by looking at Nagisa's eyes and their trajectory," she explains as she put a 3D model on everyone's phone, that showed Nagisa had his eyes on Karma, "You can see that he was glaring directly at Karma." Karma threw his phone, only to stupidity realize she was still on everyone else's.

"What did you do?" Sugino asked as Isogai groaned whiel the otehrs did the same thing as their stoyr counterparts

"No idea" Karma shrugged

The class surrounds him and stare. He begins to get uncomfortable.
"Well?" They all
asked. Karma was feeling the pressure. He had never actually been cornered like this so, it felt a little unsettling. He then sighed.
"So last week I uploaded that photo, of Nagisa and Kayano kissing... on... my... Facebook." He said rubbing his shoulder.

"WHAT!" teh two mention said blushing

"I didn't, at least not yet" Karma smirked

"DELETE IT!" they shouted

"WHAT!"The entire group yelled.The loudest was obviously Kayano.
"Why would you do that?" she snapped

"EXACTLY!" Kayano said trying to throttle him with Nakamura and Fuwa holding her back

"I am be an asshole somethings but even I have limits" Terasaka snapped

"Sure. I'm an asshole to Nagisa, but I have limits." Terasaka states.

"hey that sounds similar to what you said" Yoshida said

"Stupid book" Terasaka said

"Yeah, no. Almost blowing him up clearly shows you have no limits." Itona says.

:I beleive that si what is called a 'burn' Itona said making teh class laugh a bit

After a few minutes of scolding Karma everyone calmed down.
"So why would Nagisa be this mad?" Okuda asked and they all pondered.

"Good question Manami, why would he be pissed off?" Okano asked

"Maybe it had some sort of lasting effect?" Suguya said. "Maybe his mom saw it and freaked?" He shrugged.

"Oh that's a good point" Suguya said

"Yeah" Kataoka said

"You might be on to something." Hayami said. "Anyone could see that image. Well, anyone who follows Karma."
"Speaking of which, why don't most of you follow me?" Karma asked
"Not important." Most of the class said in unison.

"Well most of you do, but not Terasaka" Karma smirked

"Shut up...I don't have one" Terasaka said

"WHAT?" the class exclaimed

"I DON'T HAVE FACEBOOK!" he shouted


All this time, Ritsu was debating, running the numbers in her head. Should she tell them? She promised Nagisa she would never tell. But now... she was conflicted. Should she keep her promise or tell them say they can help.

"I know something about why Nagisa is upset?" she asked

"Look like it" Hara said

"It wouldn't be that difficult for you to do so" Hayami said

"Hey, Ritsu. You've been quiet for a while." Isogai said. "You got any suggestions?" It was now or never.
"I... I know why Nagisa is angry." Ritsu said
"Why didn't you say anything?" Nakamura asked.
"I promised Nagisa I wouldn't say anything." She explained.

"That would explain a thing or two" Kataoka said

"Yeah, but he wouldn't do that would...he?" Hara asked making everyone look at the blue puffball of happiness and assassination

"What?" Nagisa asked

"However, it seems that he needs help." Ritsu said
"Alright, lay it on us." Karma said as Ritsu took a deep breath. Or digital breath? Not important.
"Nagisa and his girlfriend had a fight."
"..." "..." "...""...""EH!""Huh!""What?""What?!""Nani?""Ya fuckin what mate" the class all said

"NAGISA HAS A GIRLFRIEND!" the girls exclaimed

"COME AGAIN!" the guys shouted

"I have a what?" Nagisa asked blinking in confusion

"And what was with a that last one, who here speaks like an Ockker!" Nakamura said


After a long and tedious reaction from the class. Ritsu got back to explaining, or at least tried."How could he not tell me!" Karma exclaimed.

"Gee I wonder why" Sugino said

"I'm his boy, bros before hoes, brothers from other mothers! I've never been so offended in my life."Most of the class were ignoring him.
"Nagisa... has a girlfriend." Kanzaki repeated.

"Oh dear, do I like him in this story?" she asked blushing as Sugino glared at Nagisa

"I don't know" Yada said

She couldn't tell why, but she felt a sharp felling of anger.
"And I've never known about it." Nakamura said. "Kayano! Why are you guys fighting?!"Kayano became red instantly.
"Why do you assume in his girlfriend?!" She didn't want to show it,

"YEAH WHY ME!" Kayano saide

"You two are always withy one another, you're fairly close to each other and you two did kiss

"ONLY TO SAVE HER/MY LIFE!" TEH TWO SHOUTED

but it was irritating her more then she let on.
"Am I no longer his best friend?" Karma said dramatically.
"It's always the quiet ones." Okajima muttered crossing his arms.

"it SURE is" Okajima said

"Yeah" Maehara said

'Seriously! COME ON!" Nagisa snapped

"You do have all that ecchi anime under your bed" Sugino deadpanned

BONK! "Oh don't make it perverted." Kataoka scolded him. "You really think Nagisa is that type of guy?"
"I don't know..." Maehara started.

"I mean do we even know what kind of girls our blue friend is into?" Maehara asked causing the girls to grow curious

"Maybe he's into" Karma started only to get a boot to the mouth

"SHUT UP!" Nagisa snapped

"Yes please" Kataoka said


"If we didn't know about this... imagine what else he's been keeping from us." Maehara said as the class became quiet for a moment. What else could Nagisa be hiding? He hid his mother's abuse of him the entire time they knew him.

"Which you won't be doing again, understood!" Kataoak said

"Yes ma'am" Nagisa gulped

"Good" Kataoka said hugging him gently "Phone away Karma!" she growled making the two pranksters back down

Some of them thought about his skill as an assassin. He was practically a prodigy. Did he secretly train to be an assassin before he got into this class?
"Let's... not think about that." Sugino said. "Instead, let's figure out how to help him in this situation."The class agreed, then one of them realized something.
"So who's he dating?" Itona asked.

"That is the 10 million yen question" Karma said "So who is it?"

"We don't know but I might have an idea" Maehara said looking at Kayano

"Don't even think about it" Kayano said

They all paused and looked at each other. A large portion of the class moved away, leaving 3 prime suspects.Kayano, Nakamura, and Kanzaki. The three girls blushed a storm

"HEY!" the three girls said shocking the guys, except Sugio hne was too busy thinking about not trying to throttle his best friend ove rhis crush liking him

"Hey! What's this about?"
"I... I don't... know why you left me here."
"I got over him!"Nakamura blushed even more.

"Rio, you liked me?" Nagisa asked

"Yeah, I do, maybe, I, I, I, " Rio said before kissing him shokcing the group

"Wow" Suguya said

"OH shut it" Rio said blushing


'I should've stayed quiet.' Nakamura thought.
"HA! You owe me 100,000 yen." Terasaka laughed at his group.

"YOU MADE A BET ON ME!" Nakamura growled

"of course not, they did" Terasaka said pointing to his group

"HEY!" they shouted

"MOVING ON!" Nakamura yelled as she walked away from the two girls.
"So it's between these two." Fuwa suggested.The two girls, Kayano and Kanzaki were having an intense stare off. Both had a crush on Nagisa, one more than the other.

"You can have him" they said to each other smiling making those gathered shock "Why thank you" they laughed

"Ohh yeah" Okajima said before he was cracked in the head with a cricket bat

"Where did you get that from?" Isogai asked

"Behind sense's desk" Kataoka said

It had been pretty well known to the class. Sugino tried not to break down in tears.

"WHAT!" Sugino shouted making half the class laugh while they other half sigh

"No worries" Kanzaki said kissing his cheek

In all honesty, the two had thought of each other as rivals.

"We're best friends!" the two snapped

However, there was one problem."I mean, both reactions seem genuine. Really embarrassed and shocked." Toka said. "I don't think it's either of them."

"Sorry girls" Toka said

"No worries" the two said

"Could be dating one the girls on campus." Sugino suggested."UGH! I thought he had standards." Karma complained.

"Not the most attractive bunch down there" Nakamura said

"Some of them could" Hinano said

"Not Kaho, that bitch" Maehara growled

'Agreed" the guys said


"Actually, she doesn't go to this school." Ritsu said
"Wow that's difference, must have met her outside of school" Maehara said

"Gee you think genius?" Mimura asked

"Long distance relationship. That might be easier to solve." Karma said.
"She saw the picture you uploaded." Ritsu deadpanned.

Karma could feel his classmates glaring at him.

"Don't you guys start" Karma said as they all glared at him

"So, where's is this girl 'tramp', so we can find 'kill' her and help Nagisa get better?" Kayano said venomously.

"KAYANO! Language!" Kataoka gasped

"NOT ME!" Kayano said

"Well... I can take you to where she goes to school. However... you should know..." Ritsu wasn't really sure how to say it. There was a high probability of Kayano destroying her phone.
"Well don't keep us waiting, Ritsu." Kanzaki said, with a dark aura around her.
"She's in highschool." Ritsu said

"You're into older women?" Yada and Kurahashi asked shocked

"SERIOUSLY!" the guys asked

"What NO!" Nagisa snapped.


"So what now" Nagisa asked

"I mean the rest of the pages are blank" Kataoka said before Isogai noticed something

"Not quite, Anyone got a black light?" Isogai asked before Suguya offered him one

"If you can read this please not I did not get the footage for this part of the story, however turn to the last page and something cool will be there for you to see" Fuwa said

"SO what would it be?" Kataoka asked flipping to the last page of the book, seeing a blue ray disc

"Ritsu can you play this?" Okano asked

"Sure can" Ritsu said as they inserted the disc into her system before a hologram started playing on the blackboard

"Time for the popcorn" Karma smirked

"Oh great!" Nagisa groaned. 'well this ought to be fun' he though


G'day Guys Grizz here so Mex. asked me to react to something he had written, which was this fic since he's working on something else and this and I agreed since I enjoy this fic, and so here it is I know some of the grammar is a bit rougher then my usual stuff but hey it shoudl be well enough to read

So until next time I'll catch you on teh flipside