(A/N: Here's yet another fun deleted scene from "Bowser's Been Had!". I hope you'll enjoy reading this one!)

(This takes place after Bowser and the Broodals finished up in the Snow Kingdom and arrived in the Seaside Kingdom.)

Bowser was standing on the deck of his airship when he saw the Seaside Kingdom coming into view. He looked really happy at the sight, for it looked to be a really gorgeous and romantic place.

"Something tells me that this place might be a good honeymoon destination for me and Peach." Bowser thought as he looked around at the sights of Bubblaine. And at that particular thought, the Koopa King felt the need to get Peach out there and have her take a look at the kingdom they were in. He ran to the bride's chamber, where Daisy and Tiara were busy talking again.

"Knock knock..." Bowser said happily as he knocked on the door.

"Who's there?" Peach's voice asked from the other side.

"Me! Your future husband again!" Bowser replied.

"You don't seem to get the idea of 'knock-knock' jokes, Bowser. There's supposed to be a punch-line, and you didn't add one. You didn't even give me the chance to say 'Me who?', you big dummy!" 'Peach' replied.

Tiara quietly giggled. She thought it was funny that Daisy had the guts to call Bowser 'a big dummy'. But then again, he deserved to be called one because he wasn't exactly what you would call 'nice'.

"I wasn't trying to do a knock-knock joke, Peach! It's just me at the door to this room!" Bowser said.

"Just you?" 'Peach' asked.

"That's right." Bowser said, not too thrilled with the way his bride was behaving.

"Not anyone really important, like a delivery boy with a big package for me?" 'Peach' asked, sounding disappointed.

"Hey, I'm more important than any ol' delivery boy." Bowser said.

"Not important enough." 'Peach' whispered to Tiara, before replying to Bowser in a flat voice with no emotion, "Then you can't come in here."

Bowser opened the door anyway. It was obvious that he didn't really care what she said, and come hell or high water, she was going to learn to accept it.

"Are you deaf, Bowser? I said that you can't come in here, not after the way you answered my question." 'Peach' said, sounding annoyed as she turned to look at him with an equally annoyed look on her pretty face.

"Hey. We're getting married, Peach, and if anything, you should be completely used to the idea by now." Bowser said.

"Right..." 'Peach' responded with a sigh before saying, "I suppose you must have some all-important reason to come in here if you refused to even listen to me. What is it this time?"

"We're at the Seaside Kingdom now, Peach, and I want you to come up to the deck and see it with me!" Bowser told her.

"Bowser, no offense, but why do I have to go out there to be seen with you? I really don't want to be seen with you until it's time for the wedding." 'Peach' said.

"Look, Peach, I think this might be a really good place for us to spend our honeymoon, and I'm sure you might like it, too. I need to see your reaction before I make the decision final. So come with me and take a look at it." Bowser said.

"At the risk of sounding like a whiny little kid who was told to eat their vegetables, let me just say... I don't wanna!" 'Peach' replied.

"Oh, come on, Peach! You're going to love what you see!" Bowser said.

"No, I won't." 'Peach' said.

"You will! I promise!" Bowser tried.

"I don't know if you've noticed this at all, Bowser, and I wouldn't be surprised if you're oblivious to it, but I haven't really shown any interest in the kingdoms you've been dragging me through because you're always coming up with some new and very creative way to try and ruin them for me, even if they have nothing for the Broodals to steal for the wedding." 'Peach' said.

"That's not true, Peach!" Bowser replied.

"It is, too! Remember what you did back in the Metro Kingdom?" 'Peach' asked.

"Hey, I got rid of the Mechawiggler I dropped off there, remember?" Bowser tried.

"Yeah, but you did it only after I promised to smile for those stupid wedding posters. The only way I was going to do that would be if you did as the mayor said." 'Peach' reminded him.

"Oh, right..." Bowser said. He remembered that now. For someone who said she wanted to marry him, Peach was being quite the stubborn little princess.

"That wasn't so hard, now, was it?" 'Peach' asked.

"That's what you think..." Bowser muttered to himself. He hadn't wanted to stop the Mechawiggler's fun, but the women didn't really give him much of a choice on that one.

"So, we're not going to send me to the deck to look at the Seaside Kingdom. Ya got that?" 'Peach' asked.

"If that's how you're going to be, Peach, then I'll guess I'll just have to grab you up and carry you to the deck with my bare hands!" Bowser threatened.

"I see... So that's how you want to play. Well, Bowser, if you want to carry me there, then you'll have to catch me first!" 'Peach' challenged, and with that, she leaped to her feet, ran right past Bowser, and went straight to the deck of the airship, deciding she may as well check out the place they were at.

Daisy reached the deck first and looked around at the Seaside Kingdom. She gasped in delight when she saw the sights before her. Never in her life had she seen such beauty!

"Wow! This place looks so gorgeous and romantic! I really should come here with Luigi sometime! Better yet, we'll make it a double-date with Mario and Peach instead. That'll be lots of fun for all of us, especially after what Mario and Peach have endured from the big, dumb Koopa creep! Plus, I can see Mario and Peach getting engaged here!" Daisy thought, admiring the view in awed silence.

When 'Peach' breezed right past him, Bowser ended up spinning around a few times like a dizzy cartoon character before falling on his big, fat butt, which made Tiara giggle, but she managed to stifle her giggles out of fear that Bowser might hurt her if he heard.

As the dizziness began to fade, Bowser slowly looked around him, trying to find Peach. He didn't see her anywhere, but he did see Tiara nearby, looking totally innocent.

"You, girl! Did you happen to see where Peach went?" Bowser asked Tiara.

"Maybe she went to the deck?" Tiara suggested. She didn't see Daisy run to the deck when she disappeared, but she was hoping that Daisy was actually hiding in another room on the ship.

"Hmmm... I'll go check..." Bowser decided as he tried to stand up. However, his head spun because he stood up too quickly, and as a result, he ended up falling on his butt again, much to Tiara's amusement, which she kept to herself. She was going to have to tell Daisy about this later on, and she knew Daisy would get a kick out of it.

When the Koopa King tried to get to his feet again, he took it very slowly, for he knew now that he was still very dizzy, and he didn't want to fall down anymore.

A few minutes later, when Bowser got to the deck, he saw that Peach was standing there. Although she had her back to him, she did seem to be pretty impressed with everything she saw.

"So, you like what you see, huh, Peach?" Bowser asked as he came up next to her. He was able to see her face by then and he knew she liked what she was seeing.

Daisy hadn't expected to hear his voice, and it startled her. She jumped as she turned to face him, making a fighting pose.

"What?! Oh, it's just you, Bowser. What did you say?" 'Peach' asked, losing the pose.

"I noticed that you seem to like what you're seeing here in the Seaside Kingdom." Bowser replied.

"Oh. So what if I do?" 'Peach' asked.

"You seem to forget that I wanted to see what you think of this place before I decide whether or not we should spend our honeymoon here. And now that you have seen it, I'd like your opinion." Bowser said.

"If you're here, then this place is as bad as the Underwhere." Daisy thought. But she didn't say that aloud. Instead, she replied, "I must admit that while this kingdom is rather nice, it's not really my idea of a good honeymoon destination."

"Are you sure about that?" Bowser asked.

"I'm quite sure." 'Peach' replied.

"Hmm... Well, if you want my opinion-" Bowser started.

"That won't be necessary." 'Peach' interrupted, not wanting to hear his sick ideas.

"Too bad. I should be allowed to speak my piece. This wedding was my idea, remember?" Bowser asked.

"Right..." 'Peach' recalled, rolling her eyes.

"In my opinion, this would be a great place for us to spend our honeymoon. I was thinking that we could go for moonlight swims in the carbonated sea every night." Bowser said, looking at 'Peach' suggestively.

When Daisy realized what Bowser had said and what he was doing, she felt sick to her stomach. Her face turned as green as Luigi's hat as she ran back into the airship when Bowser turned back to look at the carbonated sea.

"Are you really sure you don't want to honeymoon here, Peach?" Bowser asked.

No response.

"Peach?" Bowser asked, turning to look at the spot where Peach had been standing. She wasn't there. In fact, she wasn't standing anywhere else on the deck. She seemed to have vanished.

"I guess the thought of our wedding being so close is making her feel really shy. Maybe that's why she said no? Well, I guess we're going to honeymoon here, then." Bowser said to himself. Then he remembered that he had something he was supposed to take care of during his time here, so he started getting ready to do just that.

Meanwhile, Daisy had hurried to the airship's bathroom so she could hurl her guts. She made it just in time, closing the door, removing the Super Crown and veil from her head, and sticking her head in the toilet right as everything came up.

"Ohhh... I cannot believe he actually suggested doing that... with Peach, no less!" Daisy groaned after she threw up. Then, after saying it, she felt sick again and started throwing up once more.

Tiara was flying around the ship, looking for Daisy. The Bonneter was afraid to look and see if the princess was out on the deck, because she didn't want to see Bowser. He might try to hurt her if 'Peach' wasn't there like she guessed. When she flew by the bathroom, she thought she heard the sound of the toilet being flushed, and she hoped against hope that Daisy was in there.

"Who's in there?" Tiara asked, knocking on the door.

"Tiara, is that you?" Daisy asked, hearing her over the sound of the toilet.

"Princess! Oh, thank goodness I found you! I was so worried about you! Were you in there this whole time?" Tiara asked.

"No. I was out on the deck with the king of the fruitcakes..." Daisy said.

"Oh no..." Tiara mumbled, feeling guilty, even though she thought it was funny that Daisy called Bowser a nasty name. She then asked, "Are you okay?"

"No! And do not come in here! I'm sick!" Daisy called back.

"You're sick? How did you get sick?" Tiara asked. She thought Daisy was in perfect health. How could she be sick?

"Is it something I can catch?" Tiara asked.

"Not really. But you do not want to know what caused me to feel this bad. Trust me on this. If you find out what did it, then you'll be just as sick as I am, if not worse." Daisy groaned.

"That bad?" Tiara asked.

"Worse than you think." Daisy replied.

"What's worse?" Tiara asked.

Daisy couldn't respond to that question. The thought of Bowser's suggestion and the way he looked at her was enough to make the poor princess feel sick again. She leaned over the toilet and started throwing up some more.

"Are you going to be okay in there?" Tiara asked, hearing how sick Daisy sounded and feeling concerned.

"I... I don't know. But I'm really glad that Peach isn't here right now. If she was, she would be worse off than I am. Much worse. She would have dropped dead of a heart attack if she had been in my shoes. And if Mario ever found out what caused that sort of thing to happen to his princess... he'd probably rip out Bowser's tongue and then strangle him with it." Daisy replied.

"Ooh... if it's really that bad, then I guess I don't want to know what caused you to feel as sick as you are." Tiara said.

"Right. It's for the best that you don't ever find out." Daisy told her.

Eventually, Tiara heard the sound of the toilet flushing again, followed by the sound of water running in the sink. Daisy was using the water in the sink to try and rinse the bad taste out of her mouth. A few minutes after that, Daisy stepped out of the bathroom. She had placed the Super Crown and veil back on her head, and she had a determined look on her face.

"You look like you're planning something." Tiara said, seeing the look on Daisy's face.

"Because I am, Tiara. I'm out for revenge. Revenge on the idiot who makes me sick." Daisy said, and she walked back out to the deck, ready to face Bowser and get her revenge on him for having dirty thoughts about doing such lewd things with her delicate cousin.

But when Daisy returned to the deck, with Tiara following her, they saw, to Daisy's annoyance, that Bowser was missing.

"Oh, this is great. Where did that giant, lumbering moron disappear to now?" Daisy asked herself.

Just then, Tiara spotted Bowser down below, not wearing his tux, and doing something with a big cork.

"He's down there, Daisy! But for some reason, he's stark naked." Tiara pointed out. Daisy looked and saw that Tiara was right.

"What is he doing?" Daisy asked.

"I don't really know, but at least I found him." Tiara replied.

"Thank you, Tiara. You've been a big help. Now would you please continue being helpful and take these things back to the bride's chamber for me? I've got business to take care of." Daisy said as she removed her gloves and slipped her high heels off of her feet.

"I'll do that." Tiara promised as she grabbed up the gloves and shoes, taking them into the airship.

When the Bonneter disappeared inside the airship, Daisy moved to the edge of the ship and quickly performed a Floating Jump (a move Peach taught her) to get off the ship and down to where Bowser was, landing safely and quietly.

"Okay, Bowser. Prepare for pain!" Daisy said, cracking her knuckles before hitching up her skirts and walking over to where Bowser was.

Bowser was just about to cork up one of the fountains that sent the water from the sea into Glass Tower.

"Heh heh heh... This is going to be fun." Bowser said to himself, readying the cork.

But right when he was about to put the cork in place, he felt something rather painful. Whatever it was, it was digging into his tail, and boy, did it hurt!

"OWW!" Bowser yelled in pain, dropping the cork and quickly turning his head to see what was hurting his tail. Imagine his surprise when he saw Peach standing there. She had removed her gloves and was currently digging her fingernails into his tail as hard as she could. Did that ever hurt!

"What the-?! Princess Peach! What in the name of the Star Spirits are you doing down here, and just what do you think you're doing to me?!" Bowser demanded.

"You don't have to yell at me, Bowser. I was just wondering what you're up to." 'Peach' replied with a sweet smile as she let go of his tail.

"And you planned to find that out by hurting my tail?" Bowser asked, grabbing the sore part of his tail and gingerly rubbing the pain out of it.

"I was just letting you know I was here." 'Peach' said.

Bowser sighed, dropped his tail, and said, "If you must know, I'm trying to cork up the fountains at this place."

"You're what?! Why do you want to do a stupid thing like that?" 'Peach' asked.

"It's not stupid, Peach. I'm doing this to help the Broodals." Bowser said.

"How is this going to help them?" Peach asked.

"So they can get plenty of Sparkle Water from Glass Tower for the wedding toast without getting completely drenched by the fountains." Bowser said.

"Yeah, that's all very nice, but I don't think I'm going to let you get away with doing that." 'Peach' replied, grabbing Bowser's tail and digging her fingernails into it again. This time, she must have dug them in deeper, because it hurt more than it did the previous time.

"OWW! Cut that out, why don't you?!" Bowser said, trying to pull his tail free from her grasp, which wasn't easy, because Peach was rather strong for a princess.

"Why?" 'Peach' asked, loosening her hold on Bowser's tail.

"I already told you! You're hurting my tail when you do that! Look, if you want to do something to make yourself useful, then why don't you just go back the ship and wait for me to finish the job?" Bowser suggested, freeing his tail from her hold and rubbing it again.

"Ooh, are you absolutely certain you want me to do that, Bowser?" 'Peach' asked.

"You say that like it's a pretty stupid idea..." Bowser noted.

"That only someone like you would be stupid enough to come up with." 'Peach' said. Bowser glared at her, but 'Peach' added, "It's like this, Bowser: if I go back to your airship, chances are that when I get there, I might do something that you don't want me to do."

"What are you going to do? Trash the ship?" Bowser asked, picking up the cork and getting ready to shove it in place. He didn't sound too bothered because he knew that if Peach trashed the ship, it could easily be cleaned up.

"Oh no. That's kid stuff. I'm thinking of doing something even worse. And by that, I mean something along the lines of not waiting for you to come back to the ship. I just might take control of the ship and leave your stupid butt stranded here while I go somewhere else." 'Peach' suggested.

"What?! Why would you do a fool thing like that when we're getting closer and closer to the wedding venue?!" Bowser asked, so flabbergasted that he dropped the cork.

"Because if corking up those fountains is your idea of fun, then maybe my idea of fun would be not marrying you after all. I might think of going back to the Mushroom Kingdom to find Mario and tell him that I was wrong. And while I'm at it, I might even ask him to marry me, because I know that he would never go and cork up any fountains like you want to do." 'Peach' said.

"What...?! No way! I won't let you go back to that lousy Mario! That little red dweeb never has been worthy of you or your love, Peach, and you know it!" Bowser replied.

"Then you have a choice to make: either you leave the fountains alone, or I'm leaving you. Ya got that?!" 'Peach' asked, getting right up in Bowser's face.

If Peach wasn't giving him an ultimatum right now, Bowser would've seized the opportunity to grab her and kiss her on the lips, seeing how close her face was to his. But something inside told him that Peach was not in a romantic mood right now, and kissing her would be a big mistake on his part. So he sighed heavily and said, "All right. You win. I'll leave the fountains alone."

"Good boy. So let's go back to the ship now and not bother any more kingdoms." 'Peach' said with a smile.

"Right. But if the Broodals are unhappy about being drenched..." Bowser began.

"I'm sure they brought their swimsuits along, just in case they anticipated this sort of thing." 'Peach' said, dragging Bowser back to the airship's anchor by his tail, which he hated.

"Why am I even listening to her? She's just a princess, and I'm a KING! And if anything, she should know that I will always have more authority than she ever will!" Bowser said to himself. He figured that now was the time he proved it.

"And when we get married, she is going to learn to obey me! That's the first thing women who are getting married need to learn right away!" Bowser added in his mind. He was going to make the princess learn her place in the royal Koopa family right now.

"Peach!" Bowser yelled in an angry voice, determined to make the princess realize that he was more powerful than her in every way. He had a good feeling she might stop with the attitude if he did that.

"WHAT?!" 'Peach' asked in an even angrier voice as she turned her head to look at him. The tone of voice she used, combined with the angry look she was giving him, would be more than enough to send the Koopalings and Bowser Jr. running for cover if they were there. It even made Bowser feel a little scared.

"Never mind..." Bowser thought, before saying, "I'll... just see if the Broodals stole the Sparkle Water yet, and if they have, then we'll move on to the next kingdom." He was just now realizing that trying to argue with Peach was a battle he was not about to win.

"Sounds good to me." said 'Peach'.

(End of scene)

And so ends that scene. I felt bad for Daisy when Bowser suggested that he and 'Peach' spend their honeymoon there and go skinny-dipping each night. Gross! Well, at least she got him to leave the fountains alone, so that's good. There's still one more scrapped scene left for you to read, so stay tuned!