A/N: I don't know if anyone here is into Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir, but if you are, I've done an MHA crossover fic titled The Four Horsemen.

After lunch, nothing really notable happened for the rest of Kacchan and Kirishima's shift. After returning to his apartment, Kacchan changed out of his hero costume and grabbed a couple of things before heading over to Ashido's place in West Town, more precisely on North Paulina Street in the Wicker Park neighborhood. It was on the first floor of a four-story brick building. On the way, he also bought a bouquet of pink roses. Fortunately for Kacchan, he was able to find a parking spot for his Trans Am. He knocked on the door, and within a moment…

"BAKUGO!"

Ashido gave Kacchan a big hug and kiss. By now, he was used to the sensation of feeling her lips against him, but it was no less intoxicating than it had been. Still, he managed not to pass out.

"So uh…I got somethin' for ya…" Kacchan handed Ashido the bouquet of roses.

"Awww, that's so sweet of you!" Ashido clutched the roses next to her head. "Come on in, honey!"

Kacchan entered Ashido's house, coming into a small hallway with a set of stairs to the left that led down into another room. He followed her straight ahead into the living room/kitchen/dining room, which was decorated with a dark purple rug with pink hearts on it, a pink heart-shaped ottoman, a couch with a matching blanket draped over it and various posters with pink things on them. Off to his left was a display cabinet with a "LOVE" paperweight on it, plus a pink glass vase that Ashido used to put the roses in.

"Well, what do you think?" asked Ashido.

Kacchan put a hand on his hip. "This is, without a doubt, the girliest fuckin' place I've ever been to."

Ashido giggled. "Hey, that's just me! Now come, sit down on the couch!"

Kacchan did as he was told, only to almost trip over something…

"What the crap!?"

Kacchan looked over and saw a brown shorthaired tabby cat, which meowed at him.

"Ah, I see you've met Peachy!" said Ashido. "Come here, kitty!"

Peachy walked over to Ashido, and she petted the cat.

"Good girl!"

Kacchan shrugged. "I never hated cats, but at the same time, I don't really feel the need for one."

"Well, pets can really help reduce stress! They are a bit of a handful to take care of, though."

"I heard."

Soon enough, Peachy went elsewhere, while Kacchan sat down, only to notice a pink towel on the couch.

"So Bakugo, I was thinking: hero work is stressful, right?"

Kacchan shrugged. "Yeah, it's not always easy. So what?"

"Well honey, if it's all right with you, I'd like to give you a massage."

Kacchan paused. As much as he was starting to like Ashido, this was a bit out of left field for him. However, he decided…

"Ah, what the hell, sure."

"Grand! Now, mind taking your clothes off and lying down face-first on the couch?"

Without a single word, Kacchan got up, stripped naked and lied down face-first on the couch. Then, Ashido came over, and – secreting a non-corrosive liquid from her hands – rubbed her hands together and proceeded to give Kacchan a massage. As soon as he felt her soft hands giving him a firm rubdown, he let out a groan of pleasure.

"Everything good so far?" asked Ashido.

"Y-yeah, this is so good…"

Having never had a massage before, Kacchan gladly took in the pleasuring relaxation offered by the gesture. Up until this moment, he never truly realized how tense and pent-up he'd been, but now that Ashido was here working her hands over his back and shoulders, he felt a true sense of relaxation like he'd never had before. Furthermore, having been angry at society for so long, it was truly a relief to have someone by his side who not only cared about his emotions, but also cared about his physical well-being. Plus, the fact that he thought she was so cute and sexy helped. He let out a gentle sigh as the tension and anger exited his body.

"See, this is one of the things I like about massaging boys," said Ashido. "I can produce my own lube!"

After massaging Kacchan's back and shoulders for so long, Ashido moved down his legs and to his feet, causing him to moan a bit more loudly. She smiled, knowing that she was doing something good for someone who was so desperately in need of comfort. While this wasn't her first time giving someone a massage, this explosive blond was probably her favorite person to do so with. Knowing that he was feeling better about himself made her feel all warm and tingly as well. Sure, he seemed scary when he was angry, but she decided that he really was a good person and that he deserved this. Eventually, she stopped massaging him.

"Why'd ya stop?" asked Kacchan.

"Turn around. I wanna check something."

Kacchan blushed. "W-wha…!?"

Ashido frowned. "Why are you feeling so anxious about it?"

"There's no other way to say this, so I'm gonna be brutally honest: I got hard because you were massaging my feet."

Ashido stared at Kacchan briefly, and then smiled:

"Hey, that's no problem! I can get that taken care of!"

Kacchan gasped. "A-are you shittin' me!?"

"Relax, honey, there's no need to get so hung up about it! It's not like we're total strangers here!"

Kacchan took a deep breath. "O-OK…"

Kacchan turned around so he was lying on his back, revealing that he did indeed have a massive erection. Ashido kept smiling.

"Now just relax and let me take care of that for you!"

Kacchan took a deep breath as he prepared for the inevitable. In a quick second, Ashido began jerking him off. Having never gotten a handjob before, Kacchan's mind was sparking like crazy. Sure, he'd had his fair share of orgasms, but knowing that this young woman who was so pretty in pink was doing the work for him was enough to drive him nuts with anticipation. However, he also worried about what she would think of him if he got off too early, so he tried his best to think about his favorite extreme metal bands. However, no matter how hard he tried, his thoughts just kept returning to how good Ashido's lubed-up hand felt on him.

"That's a good boy! You want me to make you cum really bad, don't you?"

"Uh-huh."

"Good, because I want that, too!"

Ashido smiled as she continued to pleasure Kacchan. She'd given her fair share of handjobs before, but so far, considering how rock hard he was, he was probably her favorite guy to jack off. If she had to choose her favorite part of doing this to him, it would be the thought of having such a tough guy like him under her thumb like this. She jerked a bit faster, not only excited by the thought of him climaxing because of her, but also wondering what it would be like to make love to him. Keeping the speed up, she tingled as she anticipated his release, until finally…

"ASHIDO, OH FUCK, I'M GONNA…!"

Finally, Kacchan grunted as he climaxed in Ashido's hand. While this wasn't the biggest load of cum he'd let off, he still had plenty to give as she smiled while continuing to jerk him off. As he had his orgasm, his mind shut down to pretty much everything else. As far as he was concerned, this was miles ahead of regular masturbation. Eventually, he came down off of his high, and she reduced the speed of her strokes until she was sure that he had no more cum left to give. When he was fully down from his orgasm, Kacchan was huffing and puffing as Ashido continued to hold his cock.

"Holy fuck…" said Kacchan.

"You really enjoyed that, didn't you?"

"I…I take back every time I swore at you and treated you like shit!"

Ashido giggled and let go of Kacchan. "Glad I could be of service! Now, go take a shower, silly! I'm gonna wash my hands and cook supper for us!"

"I would, but…where's the bathroom?"

"First door past the closet on the left! There's another one downstairs, too!"

"Right."

Kacchan got up from the couch and headed for the bathroom. It was a small, simple affair, with a toilet, a single sink and a bathtub/shower. Kacchan also brought some Old Spice bath products with him because he didn't want to use whatever girly bath products that Ashido had laying around. Anyways, after turning on the shower and letting the water warm up for a bit, he stepped in and soaked for a bit. While he enjoyed taking a shower regardless, the shower felt that much more refreshing, probably because Ashido had pleasured him earlier. As a matter of fact, while shampooing his hair, Kacchan could feel himself getting hard again. He had the urge to jack off again, but then he remembered that she'd emptied his balls earlier, so getting off so soon would be a Herculean task at best. Instead, he tried to think about how much fun he had at Honey Butter Fried Chicken earlier, which relaxed him. After using some body wash and rinsing off, he turned off the water and used a towel to dry himself, and once he got dressed, he headed to the kitchen, where he discovered Ashido cooking what appeared to be some sort of pork product mixed in with some kind of vegetable, which had a nice, savory smell to it. Without hesitation, he hugged her from behind.

"Bakugo…!" Ashido blushed.

"Hey, I just wanted to let ya know how much I love ya."

Ashido smiled. "Awww, you're such a sweetie!"

"Really, you're so fuckin' sexy and kind, and I appreciate how ya care about me."

Ashido giggled. "Oh, stop!"

"I know I said 'disco sucks', but I'm lookin' forward to fuckin' ya really hard tomorrow night."

Ashido giggled some more before gently grabbing Kacchan's arms and pulling them away. "OK, silly, just let me cook here!"

Kacchan smiled as he backed away, though he couldn't help but ogle Ashido's voluptuous figure. Not sure of where to sit, he took a seat at a table next to a window, to the left of the couch. At one point, Peachy came over and nuzzled against his leg. Eventually, Ashido came over with a bowl of food for each of them.

"Enjoy, cutie!"

Kacchan took a fork and dug in. Upon taking a bite, he detected a ham-like taste in it. He nodded.

"This is good. What is it?"

"Ham hocks and okra!"

Kacchan nodded. "Never had okra before, but it's tasty."

"Oh, it's my favorite!"

Kacchan smiled. "Please, make it again sometime!"

Ashido giggled. "You know, you've become a lot nicer lately! Do you really love pink girls that much?"

Kacchan swallowed. "I'm gonna be honest: I still kinda hate people, but at the same time, goin' out with ya, I've realized that not everybody sucks."

"See? You just need to give people a chance! Plus, it's like Kirishima said: once you open your heart to one person, the rest will follow!"

"When I see him again, I'm gonna thank him for encouraging me to ask ya out." Kacchan took another forkful of food.

"Awww, you're so sweet!"

Kacchan swallowed. "And Ashido…"

"Yes?"

"Like I said, I'm sorry for every time I yelled at ya and treated ya like shit."

Ashido put a hand on Kacchan's hand. "It's OK, honey! I know you didn't mean to say those mean, awful things to me! People sometimes have trouble dealing with their emotions! But ya know what?"

"What?"

"I completely forgive you, and I love you very much!"

"I love ya too!"

Ashido got up from her chair and headed over to Kacchan, who stood up. When he did so, she wrapped her arms around him and kissed him, and he returned the gesture, managing not to pass out even though he couldn't help but feel overwhelmed by her touch. When Ashido pulled away, she couldn't help but notice that Kacchan had a few tears in his eyes. She frowned.

"Is everything OK, Bakugo?"

Kacchan nodded. "Y-yeah. I…I just…it means a lot to me that you're bein' so kind to me. Actually, I gotta be honest about somethin'…"

"What?"

"There was this kid I once knew. I used to beat up on him and treat him like crap because he was Quirkless, until one day, he gets this mega Quirk, and I was so jealous of him because I had to work way harder to be even as remotely as good as he was. Actually, I never really hated him, I…I just…oh, if only I could go back and tell him how I really felt about him!"

Ashido gasped when she saw Kacchan crying. Nevertheless, she smiled.

"Hey, it's OK, honey! Come here!"

Ashido gave Kacchan a big hug, which he gladly returned as he buried his face in her shoulder. Finally, after years of feeling messed up inside and lashing out at society, Kacchan had somebody who would not only listen to him without judgment, who loved him just as he was. All he could think about was how much he loved this pink woman and how he wanted to hold her forever, though he wondered why she hadn't come around earlier. Feeling her warm softness, all of the hatred and anger he'd ever felt was wiped away, to be replaced by gratefulness and joy. Even if he'd acted like an asshole before, he didn't dwell on how sorry he felt that he'd initially rejected her, only how thankful he was that he'd opened her heart to her.

Similarly, Ashido felt really good about letting Kacchan into her heart. From an early age, she'd been a kind, outgoing person who – rather than solving conflicts with violence – preferred to solve things peacefully and hear the other person out. Sure, being a hero had taught her that sometimes violence was the only option, but this bomberanian was no villain. Sure, he had yelled and cussed her out, but from the beginning, she could tell that he'd always been crying for this loving embrace. Even if hearing him actually cry was overwhelming, in a way, it also appealed to her feminine instincts because it made her love him that much more. Eventually, Kacchan stopped crying, but Ashido kept holding on to him. He just felt so snuggly at the moment. In fact, she kept holding on to him until he let go.

"Feeling better, honey?"

Kacchan nodded and sniffled. "Almost. There's one thing I really need…"

"Yes?"

"I want to be wrapped up in a warm blanket and have some fuckin' tea. It doesn't matter what kind of tea. Just get me some, will ya?"

"Of course! Let's just finish our food and I'll get you what you need, sweetie!"

Kacchan and Ashido finished their supper, after which Kacchan curled up on the couch in the fetal position, while Ashido went to the closet and grabbed a pink down blanket and wrapped it around him, giving him a brief embrace as she did so. Then, she grabbed a tea kettle, filled it with water and heated it up. In the meantime, Kacchan glanced over and ogled her.

(She is so fuckin' hot. I'd love to hear her scream while I jam my dick in her pussy.)

Kacchan quickly turned away before Ashido could catch him laying eyes on her. Soon enough, the tea kettle whistled, so Ashido prepared two cups of tea and brought them over to the couch.

"Here you go!"

Kacchan swiped the cup from Ashido and took a sip. He nodded.

"This is good shit. What is it?"

"Glad you asked! It's a special kind of tea that's supposed to reduce anxiety!"

Kacchan smiled. "Cool. I'll have to get some myself. Also, mind wrappin' your arms around me?"

"Sure thing, Bakugo!"

"Please, call me Kacchan."

Ashido giggled. "OH MY DAMN CHERRY BLOSSOMS*, THAT IS SO CUTE!"

"A friend of mine used to call me that. I used to hate it, but if you think it's cute, I guess it's not so bad." Kacchan took another sip of tea.

Ashido wrapped an arm around Kacchan. "Oh, you're such a good boy!"

Kacchan smiled as him and Ashido continued to have tea. At this moment, Kacchan didn't really feel like doing anything else. All he could think about was how happy he was with Ashido and how good he felt wrapped in the blanket. Eventually, once Ashido finished her tea, she continued to embrace Kacchan for a bit, and Peachy came to keep them company.

"If you'll excuse me, I'm gonna take a shower," said Ashido. "Feeling better?"

Kacchan smiled. "Much better, babe!"

Ashido giggled. "Glad to hear it!"

Ashido headed for the bathroom, while Kacchan grabbed the remote for the TV and fiddled around with it, hoping to see what was on. He flipped through channels, but he couldn't really find anything other than a heavily-bowdlerized version of Communist Werewolves From Hell, so he shut the TV off. By this time, Ashido emerged from the shower wearing nothing but a towel. Upon seeing her like this, he blushed, which she took notice of:

"Hey, I know you think I'm sexy, but there's no need to perv out over me, silly! Just let me get dressed and maybe we can watch some TV together!"

Kacchan sat back and waited while Ashido changed into her night clothes, which included a yellow form-fitting T-shirt and black pajama pants. She then sat down on the couch with him.

"Hey, ya got Netflix or anything like that?" asked Kacchan.

"Of course!"

Ashido fired up her PS5 and opened up Netflix.

"Anything in particular you wanted to watch?" asked Ashido.

Kacchan smiled. "As a matter of fact, yes."

Kacchan did a little search and put on Metal Fist Mayhem. At first, Ashido seemed to enjoy the show, but then she squirmed and contorted her face before shutting it off.

"What the fuck was that about?" said Kacchan.

"Didn't you see how violent and scary that show was?"

"So? It's an awesome show!"

Ashido smiled. "Wouldn't you rather watch something happier though?"

Kacchan crossed his arms. "Ordinarily, I would make some snide comment about that, but considerin' how good it felt when ya jacked me off, I'm holdin' my tongue. Show me what ya got in mind."

"OK!"

And so, Ashido put on an episode of Pink Princess Pony Time, and Kacchan actually watched the show without abruptly shutting it off. In fact, by the time that episode was done, he was smiling.

"That was actually pretty good, Ashido!"

"Glad you…wait, did you really call me 'Ashido'?"

Kacchan leaned in closer to Ashido. "Did I?"

Ashido ruffled Kacchan's hair. "Come on, silly, let's go to bed; it's getting late!"

"If ya say so! I just gotta ask one thing…"

"Yes?"

"Can I please grab your boobs?"

Ashido giggled. "Go ahead!"

Kacchan grabbed Ashido's boobs and gently squeezed them. His jaw softly dropped as he marvelled at how firm yet exquisitely soft they were. To him, it was one of the best feelings in the world. Ashido enjoyed the sensation as well, but soon, it got to the point where…

"OK, Kacchan, you can let go now!"

"They're so big…"

"Kacchan, this is getting pervy now! Please stop doing that!"

Kacchan let go.

"Oh, sorry."

Ashido smiled. "Satisfied, you perv?"

Kacchan smiled. "Very."

"Then let's get some sleep!"

"OK, just let me put my pajamas on."

Kacchan changed into some black pajama pants, after which Ashido led him to the first floor bedroom, just past the bathroom. It was a small room, with an HDTV on the wall, a bureau, a nightstand with a lamp that had a frilly pink lampshade, posters of pink and girly things, and a bed with a purple blanket with large pink polka dots on it along with matching pillows. After they climbed into bed, Ashido immediately snuggled with Kacchan, and Peachy hopped up on the bed with them.

"Thanks again for coming over, honey!" said Ashido. "You have NO IDEA how long it's been since I've had such a handsome, sexy boy to snuggle with!"

Kacchan smiled. "You're one to talk! Until I met ya, I had no idea that havin' someone to have my arms around at night could be so fun!"

Ashido giggled. "I aim to please!"

"Anyways, enough talk! Let's get some shuteye!"

"Good night!"

Kacchan shut off the lamp and let the caress of sleep take him over as he embraced Ashido. Suddenly, life looked that much better.

*I shouldn't need to remind you, but the phrase "OH MY DAMN CHERRY BLOSSOMS" is a registered trademark of KagamiPINKAgreste, used with permission.

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