A few years later. Goku was training his three oldest kids, Gohan, Trunks and Karina in his garden while Suno did the dishes and Arale was watching anime in the living room.
"I won't be alive forever, kids. Someday the Earth will depend on you three to protect it. God knows Yamcha won't do much as the Guardian of the Earth." Goku said.
Karina chuckled. "I wanna be the Guardian!"
Gohan smiled. "Yeah, dad! Make us the Guardians of the Earth. Yamcha sucks."
Trunks nodded in agreement. "Were ready!"
Then all of a sudden, Android 17 appeared facing Goku. "I am Android 17, and I'm here to kill you, Son Goku." he said as he aims out his hand to blast Goku.
Goku smirked. "Ha! My son's Gohan and Trunks can easily beat you!"
Android 17 chuckled. "Die!" he shouted as he blasted Goku.
Goku smirked as he appeared unharmed. "Is that all you got? This will be eas- ahh!" Goku shouted as he felt pain in his heart. "Crap! This feels bad..." Goku said as he fell on his knees.
Android 17 chuckled. "Giving up already?"
"Damn it! I can't die like this..." Goku said, and then he got an idea. "Fine! Kill me Android 17... but I'll be back." Goku said, hoping he could cheat death again.
Android 17 then blasted him dead. "I did it! I killed Son Goku."
Gohan began to cry. "No! Dad!"
Trunks looked angry. "Your gonna pay for this!"
Karina then punched Android 17. "Kamehameha!" she shouted blasting him away.
Android 17 looked angry as he stood back up. "You're only children, yet you've actually managed to hurt me!"
Then Bardock appeared. "Kakarot... he's dead! Who did this?" Bardock asked.
"It was him!" Karina shouted pointing her finger at Android 17.
Android 17 smirked. "So your Goku's father then?"
Bardock nodded. "Your gonna pay for killing my son!" Bardock shouted as he transformed into a Super Saiyan 2.
Meanwhile, Goku's spirit left his body, and he saw Botan again. "Heh Heh, nice to see you again, Botan."
"The pleasure is all mine, Son Goku. I'm afriad I have bad news for you, you won't be able to come back to life again." Botan said.
"Why not?" Goku asked.
"Because the Earth dragon balls can only bring you back to life only once. I'm afraid your stuck being dead for good. Makes my job a little easier." Botan said as she took Goku away to the spirit realm. "King Kai is waiting for you, unless you'd like to be taken straight to heaven?"
Goku chuckled. "No, I'd rather train and get stronger! Plus I know I can come back, if my family goes to Planet Namek and uses their dragon balls."
Botan smiled. "Yes, your right. Well Goku... it's been a pleasure but I must be off. Duty calls."
"But wait! Botan... I love you. I mean your so hot! I've always wanted to kiss the angel of death." Goku said.
Botan blushed. "Son Goku! This is inappropriate! I am an angel!"
"C'mon... just one kiss." Goku said.
Botan then gave Goku a sweet kiss. "I swear you mortals can be so dirty sometimes. You better not tell anyone about this." Botan said as she flew away.
Goku then arrived on King Kai's planet and began to learn the Kaio-Ken.
Meanwhile, back on Earth. Bardock had killed Android 17. "Let's go find the dragon balls to bring Kakarot back to life." Bardock said as he flew away with Goku's three kids.
Then they arrived at a high school. There Kagome was sitting at a lunch table with a dragon ball in her hands. "Ever since Inuyasha left me, I've been so alone... oh, how I wish Son Goku was with me... huh? G-Goku!?" Kagome looked shocked to see Bardock arrive.
"Hey, uh, school girl... can we have your dragon ball?" Bardock asked.
Kagome smiled. "Of course you can have it, Goku! I've missed you so much!"
Bardock began to back away as she tried to kiss him. "Jesus Christ! I'm not Kakarot! He's dead! I'm his father Bardock, and aren't you a little too young to be doing this?" Bardock asked as he barely managed to pull her off him.
Kagome chuckled. "I'm in my last year of high school now. I'm legally an adult now."
Bardock sighed. "You shouldn't put out so easily. You know if I was Kakarot or Raditz, I would had taken pleasure in fucking you. But I won't because I'm a happily married man. Now give us your dragon ball." Bardock ordered.
Kagome handed the dragon ball over. "If your gonna bring Goku back to life, then I wanna be there to see him."
Bardock sighed. "Fine, you can tag along. But I won't be flying you anywhere."
Gohan grabbed Kagome's hand. "I'll take you."
Kagome couldn't help but notice how much Gohan looked like his dad. "Uh, okay."
Then they arrived outside a house in West City. "Are we gonna break into that house to steal the dragon ball?" Trunks asked. "I'm game."
Gohan chuckled. "This feels like GTA."
Karina nodded. "We should just ring the door bell."
Bardock rang the door bell. Then a hot woman answered the door. "Are you friends with Yusuke?" she asked.
Bardock could smell the alcohol on her breath. "Uh, no... were looking for a dragon ball."
"Hmm... how much is it worth to you?" she asked.
"Mom! Who's at the door?" Yusuke asked.
"Some hot guy and his children." she said.
Yusuke recognized Bardock and Kagome. "Huh, I haven't seen your faces in a long time since I killed the demon fox. What do you want?" Yusuke asked.
"Hey! Yusuke have you seen Yukina anywhere? Uh, who are you guys?" a young man asked as he walked over.
Yusuke looked angry. "Kuwabara! I told you never to come back here."
Kuwabara chuckled as he created a flaming sword. "Tell me where Yukina is!"
"She's dead." Yusuke replied.
"N-No... not Yukina!" Kuwabara yelled crying.
Yusuke sighed. "She's in a better place now."
Bardock looked confused. "This conversation is getting old. Can we have the dragon ball."
Yusuke nodded. "Yeah, but I'm afraid it's up to my mom to give it to you. She found it after all."
"Buy me some beer, then I'll consider it." Yusuke's mom said.
Bardock sighed. "Come on kids, were gonna go to a store to buy this woman some beer."
After buying the beer, Yusuke's mom gave them the dragon ball. Then they tracked the next one to an alleyway. "Be on your guard! There's trouble up ahead." Bardock said.
"So... you are Saiyan's?" a grey skinned man asked as he appeared with another younger man with red eyes next to him. "This will be good training for you, Sasuke." he said.
Bardock smirked. "Are you some kind of demon?"
"My name is Orochimaru, and I will enjoy taking your lifes!"
Sasuke smirked. "I'll handle the kids."
Bardock chuckled. "This should be interesting. I can sense a lot of evil in these two."
To be continued.
A/N: Well it was bound to happen, Naruto's whole story will be in now. And yes, this is the older Sasuke that went away with Orochimaru.
Stay tuned for more! Thank you all for reading.
