Author's Notes: Yo! Late twice in a row and by a lot this time - sorry about that! Came down with a bit of a brutal cold in the middle of August and didn't shake it until the beginning of September, but I feel great now and am ready to get some more frequent uploads going. Received this question from silverking77 so thought I should point out: all omake are canon unless they specifically state (Non-Canon) at the top.

New stuff I'm working on is still only in early stages.

Also the 'unrealistic sex' disclaimer that applies to the whole story is extra prevalent in this chapter. I imagine anyone who's read this far doesn't really need the warning but as the degeneracy keeps coming I feel the need to iterate that this fic's far from vanilla and it's only gonna get kinkier.

That's pretty much it for updates.

CONTENT WARNINGS/TAGS:

-Anal Sex-

-Anthropomorphism-

-Consensual NonCon-

-Cum Inflation-

-NonCon-

-Rough Sex-

-Unconscious Sex-

Obviously for adult audiences only, all characters are 18 years or older.

Enjoy your citrus!


Kurama II

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Drip...

...drip...

...drip...

"Urgh..." Naruto lurched forward into a seated position with a muted, confused groan and brought a hand up to rub at his bleary eyes. "Hmm... why's my bed so wet..."

Even in his barely-conscious state he recognized that there was an unusual amount of moisture - his back was soaked, as well as his legs and half of his hair.

Actually, he was sitting in a whole pool of water. There was also some strange, vibrant scent clinging to the air unlike anything he'd ever smelled before.

"W-Wait, what the hell? Where..." He sluggishly swiveled himself around and trailed off when he spotted a set of massive, familiar bars that spanned from the floor to the almost out-of-view ceiling. "Oh."

He was in his mindscape... and the place looked just as sewer-like as it had the last time he'd been here: dim and green, with naught but grimy bricks and pipes encasing the large room. Unlike last time though there was that certain, unmistakable scent clinging to the air, accompanied a faint sound reverberating off of the walls.

...drip...

...drip...

Naruto staggered up to his feet noisily, his sandals sloshing around in the water as he teetered back and forth. He slipped and almost crashed back down to the floor a couple of times before eventually managing to stand still. Finally upright, he took a second to whip his arms about and twist his torso back and forth, trying in absolute vain to dry himself off somewhat... then gave up with an annoyed grumble.

"Egh... whatever, -ttebayo."

He didn't know what was going on and he'd been having a particularly pleasant sleep before waking up here, but his bijuu must have had a reason to summon him. So he decided to follow the quiet dripping noise which, of course, was emanating from behind the bars.

"Oi, Kyuubi!" He called out while wading ahead through the ankle-deep liquid. There was no response (not that he was surprised), and he began picking up his feet to stomp especially loudly toward the fox's cage. "Come on! You brought me here! When I was sleeping, -ttebayo! This better be extremely damn important, 'cause now I'm probably not even gonna be able to get back to sleep... so what the hell is it?"

The incensed blonde was met again with mere silence - until some violent orange blur launched out from between the cage's bars, blitzing straight toward him. Well before he'd even processed the abrupt attack he was already hurtling toward the cage, dragged forth by the overlong appendage so fast that his feet ripped up a mini tsunami of water in his wake. Less than a second later he came to a sickening, forceful halt then immediately keeled over, absently wondering if it was conceptually acceptable to throw up in his own head.

...drip, drip...

...drip...

"Ughhh... wha'da hell..." Naruto lingered on the floor for a while, woozy from the whiplash, before trying to get up.

Trying, and failing - due to the lengthy, furry, orange thing that was coiled all around his body.

A tail, he realized.

"Oi, Kyuubi what's... goin' on..." He quieted as he lifted his gaze. The ancient demon was there in front of him, already wearing the humanoid form he'd helped it create.

And it was staring at him with unsettlingly wide eyes.

"Two months... eleven days..."

"Uh..."

"Fifteen hours, seven minutes, and twelve seconds."

Naruto managed, somehow, to awkwardly bob himself onto his knees without the use of his arms, then sank into a lazy seiza.

"What's that? And can you let go of me, -ttebayo?"

The fox's tail immediately tightened around him and he heard another tinny drip hit the water - right in front of him now.

"It is the time elapsed since you were last before me." Just like their previous encounter its voice was far less oppressive in this form, yet he still felt a wealth of unease at the way those large, ruby orbs were locked onto him.

"Aha... hehe... I didn't know you were keeping track..." Naruto mumbled.

'That's weird...'

Her tail tightened again and there was another loud drip in the water, drawing his attention downward this time. Out of his peripheral he thought he spotted something, and he was proven correct when he got to see a consecutive bead of liquid fall down from between the Kyuubi's legs.

...drip...

The resulting sound was hardly audible at first then quickly became exceedingly loud after echoing off the stone walls, and Naruto blinked. Now that he thought about it, that peculiar scent was far stronger now - and he felt sure that the water level was higher than it used to be.

'No way...'

He stared straight at the bijuu's crotch in shock, unable to believe his own conclusion.

'She's been leaking pussy juice for two and a half months straight?!'

It would certainly explain the sheer pervasiveness of that sweet, powerful aroma that was beginning to clog his head.

The Kyuubi suddenly lifted him up and hovered him closer to herself.

"This feeling... this frustrating, insatiable knot has only grown... while you lay with sow after sow..." She uttered darkly as she palmed her navel. "Coupling with these base, rank vermin without even sparing me a thought!"

"Wait, you can read my thoughts?" Naruto blurted impulsively, thoroughly perturbed by the notion.

"Silence! Stupid, stupid worm! Leaving me forgotten a near season... you -!"

"Aren't you like, a thousand years old? One season should be mmnfng."

All at once she brought two tails to his legs, two to his wrists and one to his head, each of the pairs slithering up his pants and sleeves respectively so they could wrap around his bare skin and then uncoil, instantly bursting his entire outfit into useless tatters. The tail around his head simply nudged it forward, bringing him close enough for her to bury her nose in his hair.

"Snnn! Haaa..."

'What the hell?!'

She took a second, deep whiff and he could feel her shiver through her tails.

"Time... hmm, must be different in this dumb, monkey's body... snnn..." She rationalized between sniffs. "These genitals... that leak ceaselessly... haah, these stupid, stubby things..." She dragged her hand from her navel up to ghost over her stiff nipples. "...that ache pointlessly... and this burning, fetid hunger... snnn, haah..."

Naruto wiggled his face back and forth until his mouth created a gap in the coil of the fox's fluffy tail, enabling him to speak up again.

"Then change back, -ttebayo! Why the hell are you choosing to stay in that form if it bothers you so much?!"

"Be quiet! D... Do not presume to command the mightiest of the bijuu! My footsteps cause tsunami, and my tails can level mountains!" The Kyuubi retorted hotly, said tails beginning to writhe about. They shifted away from Naruto's core, circling themselves around his calves and shoulders and leaving him utterly exposed from his head down to his thighs. Then, she pulled him even closer.

"I... I do as I want because I am the strongest..." She breathed as she dragged her cheek down his. She stopped briefly to inhale at his neck before continuing on to nuzzle and sniff between his pecs, then down along his abs all the way to his neat patch of blonde pubes until she reached the most enticing part of him. His cock, which obviously was already pulsing and standing stiff at attention, roused by both her intense pheromones and her aggressive advances.

"That's -"

Gluck!

"- nnh-ot an... answer..." Naruto finished in an airy moan, his sentence interspliced by the Kyuubi effortlessly swallowing his length. She held him in her throat for a few seconds, greedily gulping his meat as if she actually wanted to drink it down - and when she pulled back a whole mess of sloppy, sticky saliva spilled down in clingy ropes, bathing her tits and his nuts.

It was fabricated, of course. Bijuu didn't need to eat and therefore didn't produce saliva - she was merely mimicking the things she'd seen through her host's eyes.

"Your taste, snn... your scent, your warmth and flesh - your seed... these should all belong to me." She declared, her wide, crimson irises rising to settle rigidly onto the blonde's face.

The two unnaturally large orbs sent an incredible chill along Naruto's spine and made a flash of anxiety grip his chest, yet his prick bulged healthily at the fox's words.

'Okay... th-this situation is more serious than I thought, -ttebayo...' He determined nervously. Her gaze was beyond unnerving, and it contained naught but pure earnest.

She meant what she was saying.

"Uh, that's a bit much..." Naruto started carefully, his voice slowing when the Kyuubi's eyes widened even further. "...I mean, I'm already... y'know..."

"Controlled by the simple, pathetic instinct to breed. I am aware." She intoned sharply. "That is why you collect cow after cow to deposit your genetic material into - like some primitive ape devoid of higher thought."

The restrained Uzumaki flinched back from her barbed words, simultaneously confused by the vitriol in them and upset at her rather clinical description of his daily life.

"But I will teach you to be more selective... to realize that there is no woman greater than the Kyuubi no Youko." She breathed with one of her palms moving to glide along the underside of his spit-coated dick.

"You're not even a woman, -ttebayo!"

"Sh-Shut up! I am immortal!"

"What the hell does that have to mmph-"

The blushing bijuu muffled her host's very valid observations with a single, fluffy tail, then used another to lift herself off the ground and straddle him in midair. Despite the situation Naruto had to marvel at the sheer strength and flexibility of her posterior appendages - the two of them were practically floating with four tightly-wound tails holding them perfectly still and only one actually keeping them aloft.

That left three of the bright orange extremities to idle languidly behind the fox, nevermind the one that was merely being used to muzzle him as if he were a noisy dog.

"It is your obligation to eliminate this body's m... mortal cravings." She suddenly muttered, once again changing tones. From resentful to embarrassed to spiteful and now strangely sedated, Naruto was beginning to think she was bipolar. "Couple with me, ningen..."

'As if I have a choice!'

He gasped into her fur as she lifted her hips, her slippery slit sliding all the way up his shaft until it met his tip where she unceremoniously sank down onto him. Her pussy engulfed his hardened meat easily and the fox wasted no time bouncing right off of his thighs once he bottomed out. The impact was fleshy and wet and loud, filling the cell with a moist smack that echoed off of the walls long enough to meet the second resounding smack - then the third and the fourth, each one piling up and melting into the next every time the Kyuubi's large ass clapped against her host's legs.

...Clop! .. op! ...Clop!

.. op! ...Clop! .. op!

It sounded almost like the beat of a horse's hooves against stone and actually kind of felt like it too, for Naruto. Since he was only 'anchored' by his knees and shoulders his waist was free to sag under her heavy riding, causing him to recoil uncomfortably. The give must not have been to the Kyuubi's liking either, because after only a few seconds of riding him she brought one of her three free tails to brace his middle, coiling the silky empennage around his skin like a snake.

"Oh, yes... this... haah..."

She didn't or couldn't bother to finish her thought, the breathy words folding away beneath the cacophony of slapping that her bouncing butt was creating. Now that Naruto's hips were held up as firmly as the rest of him she was able to take him deeper, plopping down onto his swollen scepter so snugly that his glans legitimately kissed her womb. After all, aside from the nervous system her body was purely of her own making... and it was certainly not without inaccuracies.

Like the nonstop fountain of pussy juice that was beginning to spill from her twat, drenching Naruto's balls and stuffing his head with yet more of her ridiculously powerful pheromones. The rousing chemicals would be strong enough on their own and with the Kyuubi's chakra supercharging them they had the blonde quickly spacing out. He was supposed to be angry that he'd been woken in the middle of the night, unsettled by this ancient demon acting near borderline, and most of all indignant considering he never even agreed to be her glorified dildo!

But he was drowning in her scent and her heat, and all he could concentrate on was the growing, encompassing desire to flood her insides with cum. To pin her down and fill her up, as if he was going to be the first person to foster a half-bijuu child.

He couldn't move though - not an inch - leaving him to merely pant and moan inside the burning coil of the Kyuubi's tail while she fucked herself on his stick.

...Clop! .. op! ...Clop!

.. op! ...Clop! .. op!

"Hh- nyaa!" An oddly cat-like moan suddenly tumbled off of the fox's lips followed by a massive surge of nectar spritzing down out of her stretched pussy, splashing into the liquid below like torrential rainfall.

"Hnn, haah... what a wondrous feeling..." She praised as she continued spraying. For only the second time in its long, long life the bijuu got to experience that electric current zipping from its core to its head before scattering out to every nerve ending it'd bothered to create. It was a blooming, cloying feeling and she basked in it greedily, rubbing her saliva-covered titties against Naruto's chest and burying her face in his neck so she could suck in his scent.

"Snn... snn... snnnnn! Haaah..."

However, after inhaling him and cumming on his prick for a few dozen seconds she abruptly pulled away with a frown, causing a complex web of sticky spit to stretch out between their chests.

"Hmmmmm... why do you not ejaculate?" She questioned with a long exhale. Her own orgasm had certainly done wonders quelling some of her rampant lust, but the distinct lack of hot, thick cream pouring into her cunt left her feeling unfinished...

The muffled, practically drugged blonde obviously didn't respond though, and her slitted eyes widened slightly.

"Do you think to save yourself for some other cow?" She muttered darkly, lowering herself on her tail and using the others to raise Naruto higher. The motion caused his prick to slip out of her tunnel and then drag upwards along her skin until it was bobbing stiffly in front of her face.

"To give them so freely what is rightfully mine?"

Inevitably met with more silence, the Kyuubi instinctively bared her teeth and snapped forward to chomp on his thigh, easily breaking skin and making a few tiny trails of blood slowly meander their way down his tanned leg. That viscous, scarlet ichor continued on to seep into the fur of her tail, triggering her fabricated neurons and filling her with a wholly animalistic satisfaction - one that she didn't understand, yet every cell in her body hummed agreeably at the thought.

He needed to be marked.

After keeping his tender flesh clamped within her powerful jaws for a moment she pulled back and immediately lapped at the wound, another impulse brought on by the hormones she'd given herself.

"Lk, lk, haah... you will relinquish yourself to me, ningen." She declared huskily, her arousal fully relit from the taste of his blood and skin. "I will not allow you to leave until you do."

With as little fanfare as before she moved in towards his crotch and began licking his cock, dragging her tongue up and down and around without any real technique or plan. The centuries-old demon didn't truly understand fellatio, of course, but she had seen it given and received hundreds of times through her host. It always ended with someone shooting something out of their body and she was doubtless that she could achieve the same thing.

More than that, though, it called to her, that thing between his legs. Its scent and flavour, the heat and shape; the fox found itself drowning in utterly alien desires that its original form had never known. The salty taste of his shaft as she slurped along his length, and the bitter tang of precum that was dribbling out of his tip...

Shhllk, lk, lk, shlk, lk...

...combined with the thick, heady musk clouding her face. She wanted to be stuffed top to bottom, to have his warmth saturate every inch of her flesh. But no matter how she lapped at his rigid pipe she only saw those paltry few drops of lubricant in return. Even when she stooped to suckle on his nuts or rose back up to take him all the way into her throat he wouldn't give in. He was engorged and red, and she could feel his veins pulsing against her tongue - he should be releasing that silky, white stuff in droves!

She should already be dripping with it, and he should have more to give her. It belonged to her!

"Hm - bllaaah... haah..." The Kyuubi moved away and let Naruto's meat fall out of her mouth, leaving it to bounce around with a glossy batch of her spit spilling off it while she licked her lips. "Stupid... stubborn ape. Why do you resist?" She questioned impatiently.

Naruto, beyond still having her tail wrapped around his entire head, was far too full of pheromones to hold any kind of conversation. Every single ounce of his consciousness was focused on one thing, and his dick twitched impatiently at the current lack of stimulation.

"Answer me!"

After waiting pointlessly for a response the bijuu bit her bottom lip to keep it from moving. She didn't know why her lips were trying to purse or why she even felt the need to stop them, and she was all the more annoyed for it.

Instead of dwelling on it though she simply reclined herself on her tail and lowered her host down, then spread her legs impossibly wide. The tails on his arms extended to wrap around his chest and the one holding his middle moved lower to encircle his waist, anchoring him further and giving her full control over his hips. Control which she readily used to make him thrust all the way into her waiting snatch with a thick, meaty slap. He couldn't reach quite as deep in this position but she could still feel his tip press up against her cervix and his balls clap against her asshole, and just like before she didn't stop to savor the feeling. Right away she made him pull out and drive back in, then again and again, forcing the intoxicated boy to harshly pound her needy cunt.

Slop, slop, slap, slop, slap, slap, slap!

She was positively pouring out pussy juice, shooting literal gallons of the stuff against Naruto's pistoning cock - and the mess was what you'd expect with hot, pungent nectar splashing back over her wildly bouncing breasts and dousing her slackened face. It sprayed all the way up the blonde's body, too, where it soaked completely through her own tail and inundated him with more pheromones. The effect was instant and dramatic as his dick bulged and stiffened even further inside her sloppy twat.

"Ha-ah... y-ou're going to re-lease soon, aren't you..." The Kyuubi stammered breathily. Her tight, spitting pussy fluttered eagerly at the thought and she brought a hand down to play with herself. In her host's absence she'd done many things to try and abate her lust, from fingering and fisting both of her holes to attempting to fuck herself with her own tails - she'd even created an autonomous chakra clone of Naruto and had it mount her, to no avail. Any and all forms of masturbation had only left her dissatisfied and frustrated but right now, being ravaged by the real thing, all she had to do was lightly graze her fingertips across her clit and her mind ignited with numbing pleasure. Various little arcs and bolts that blitzed outward from her crotch, making her leak, and moan, and whine.

She smushed her swollen bean around haplessly and used her other hand to crudely grope and squeeze her at her right tit, then tugged on the nipple until it stretched all the way to her mouth where she practically inhaled it. The horny, hormone-addled fox slurped herself loud and messily and started yanking on her clit too, all while her host hammered her slit against his will. She could feel his tip bumping and beating on her cervix madly and the length of his thick, fat rod scraping along her insides so perfectly - not a single spot neglected.

"Ha-ah-ah-ah, hhhn! Yes! Again, it's -"

In the span of a single second all nine of her tails suddenly went limp and her pussy exploded, ejecting Naruto's cock and rocketing his entire body back in a powerful jet of juice that thrashed him into the opposite wall of the room. She smacked into the shallow water shortly after, limbs twitching and eyes rolling up into her skull while that rushing, burbling river of cum continued roaring out of her cunt. Like a genuine force of nature her hot discharge crashed into the rest of the cell's moisture noisily, forming waves and ripples that spread all the way to the perimeter.

Splosh,

splosh,

splosh...

It was so loud that the gasping demon didn't heard the slow sploshing coming up in front of her, and she arched her back reflexively when a pair of hands suddenly grabbed her waist and flipped her over.

"Ghhh..."

The Kyuubi lifted her head to glance back at her host with lidded, molten red eyes. The sight of him looming behind her was making her fake heart thud in her chest, it was making her throat tighten and her insides shiver, and she arched her back even further once he leaned over her.

"Naruto... I - blbublblub!"

Whatever husky sentiment she about to mutter was swallowed by bubbles as Naruto took the back of her long, scarlet hair and dunked her head under the water. He held her down firmly, mashing her cheek into the stone floor below. Then, he lifted her tails and rammed his entire pole into her snatch. His meat went past her puffy lips and through the voluminous rapids of her orgasm to fill out her spasming tunnel and then some. From this position he was able to reach deeper than before, and by now his cock was far more swollen, allowing his head to actually penetrate her cervix and dock directly inside her womb.

She could feel it twitching and pulsing insistently, and she moaned in anticipation.

"Blubububulb..." The bijuu wiggled her waist excitedly, unwittingly prompting the drunken blonde to push her face even harder against the floor. The stone cracked and shattered beneath her cheek while Naruto's hand began digging into the flesh of her left hip with enough force to draw blood - if she'd had any. He kept up the crushing pressure, holding her down beneath the water and keeping her rear in place until she finally fell completely still. And only after another few heavy seconds passed he finally started shooting his load straight into her womb, slinging multiple ropes of thick spunk one after another, each one splattering chaotically against her inner walls. All of that hot, creamy cum quickly packed her belly to its limit and he was still going, but with the airtight seal created by his cock stuck in her cervix the excess batter had no room to fill.

Seemingly, yet even as Naruto kept squirting his semen into the moaning fox not a single drop leaked out of her widely-stretched twat. The only thing exiting was her own cum, which was still spraying out violently around the base of his shaft. His was whizzing endlessly into her over-stuffed womb, cramming the cramped space with cups upon cups of jizz that forced her insides to accommodate. Gradually her stomach began ballooning outward, first dipping into the water as a little bump then inflating until it was squishing against both the floor and her own thighs. Then it grew further, fattening up so much that it grazed the bottom of her hanging tits.

She looked as though she were pregnant with triplets from the sheer volume he put in her, and when Naruto pulled out with a surly grunt she was about ready to languish in the gratification of finally being stuffed with warm sperm - but the moment she made to roll over he reaffirmed his hold on her head and raised his hips before swinging them forward, instantly stuffing her asshole with the entirety of his still-shooting dick.

"Ghh-uhhh..."

Clop, clop, clop-clop - clop, clop!

And this time he didn't settle for bottoming out, instead moving back and in so he could hammer his spunk into the Kyuubi's butt. There was no rhythm to his pumping and there was also no seal to keep his cum inside her, resulting in her tiny, pink hole sputtering and spitting out huge bursts of sticky cum as he clapped her cheeks. His thrusting cock sprayed its stuff erratically too, releasing some at the entrance only to slide all the way in and pour the next shot deep inside her ass - flinging the previous shot away in the process. It was loud and messy, and combined with Naruto's nuts smacking rapidly against her swollen cunt while it poured its nectar into the water there was enough splattering liquid to absolutely drench them both from head to toe.

Not that either of them were remotely dry at this point.

Naruto continued frantically fucking his orgasm into the fox'x rear-end for a couple more seconds, then pulled out with a raspy gasp and staggered back onto his heels.

"Hhhhhgh..."

Without his hand and cock holding her ass up in the air the bijuu fell onto her side, causing half of her body to submerge within the water.

She was full.

Sated.

She'd endured over two slow months of near-maddening sexual frustration, but at last she'd had her itch scratched.

Thoroughly and absolutely, and with the immense volume of her host's peak he must have also -

Sploosh!/Sploosh!

Two loud splashes abruptly roared up next to her ears followed by a pair of hands reaching down to roll her onto her back, and the Kyuubi opened her mouth in surprise only to have her host's thick, pulsing staff slide right into her throat.

"Blgluuck!"

Knees spread out wide on either side of her head he pulled out then thrusted back in, forcing her lips to stretch around his meat as he mounted her final hole. He didn't show any consideration that it happened to be her face, or that said face was fully underwater - he simply grabbed her jiggling tits for leverage and began pounding away at the tight, wet tunnel. His massively swollen cock made her neck bulge with its ridiculous girth every time he swung his hips, and the seemingly infinite hail of spunk that his tip was slinging went straight into her belly, steadily making it look even fatter.

Shhluck,

shhluck,

shhluck,

shhluck,

shhluck!

The hectic sound of his pumping dick displacing the water and stuffing her throat rang out nearly a dozen more times before he stopped, bottomed out, and piped what had to be the last of his cum into her stomach.

"Gh-hhh... huhhh..."

With his nuts finally empty and all of the demon's entrances thoroughly plowed Naruto dropped down into the water like he'd been shot, his consciousness gone before he even broke the surface.

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"...uuuohgh... why bed wet again?" The groggy blonde babbled as he slowly craned his neck up, trying to blink the blur out of his eyes.

A soft, soothing palm suddenly came brushing through his damp hair accompanied shortly by a strong voice.

"You've finally awakened."

"Yeah... and I just had a super weird... dream..." He trailed off when his vision cleared enough for him to realize that he was still in his mindscape.

"Wait a..."

Then he glanced down and back to see that he was nestled between the Kyuubi's legs with his torso resting on her positively rotund belly.

"Oi, oi, oi!" Naruto flew up to his feet then turned around to point at her. "The hell's that?"

"You don't remember?" She wondered genuinely. "Perhaps falling unconscious here -"

"Yeah, no, I remember, -ttebayo - you fuckin', violated me with your tails, and then..." The animated boy trailed off again, this time his face flaring up with color as he recalled how he held her down and packed her body full of spunk. "...a-anyway, what the hell's wrong with you?!"

The fox's red eyes hung inquisitively on him for a few seconds before lighting up in conclusion.

"I could reclaim my form with a mere thought, but this warmth and image... they both please me." She explained while rubbing her swollen stomach with a smile.

A legitimate, actual smile that would have floored Naruto if he wasn't so incensed about his question being dodged.

"I don't give a shit about that you goddamn rapist! How'd you even pull me in here?!"

"To call you to your mind -"

"The cell -ttebayo!" He clarified quickly.

"Hmph. Simply reaching out through the bars... I discovered that it is no different than when I lend you my chakra." The bijuu declared, sounding very satisfied with herself. "I suspect that with some menial alterations, this form could even allow me to manifest beyond this place."

Naruto's heart stalled for

one,

two,

three whole beats then stuttered back into rhythm as he laughed nervously.

"Ha, you... you can't mean... that you can break the seal, -ttebayo..."

"Of course not - and I've no need. With some clever transfiguration I'm certain I can ferry out my consciousness through some small application of chakra." She revealed. "I need only leave that behind."

Naruto followed her line of sight, twirling around to look back at the far reaches of the cage.

"Oh."

Secluded all the way over in the dim, green light of his mind was the Kyuubi no Youko - it's true form, that of a colossal fox with meters-long teeth and claws that could carve out rivers. It was a chilling reminder that the very being sitting behind him was one and the same, a towering deity fabled to rend the world apart on a whim.

And it was claiming to escape soon.

"Great."

The jinchuuriki swallowed thickly and straightened up.

'Maybe it's time to start learning some fuuinjutsu..."


Omake #20: (Non-Canon)

The very next day, inside a particularly neat office...

"So... Uzumaki-san, would you like to tell me why you're here today?"

"Yeah, uh... I've been having some... mental conflict, -ttebayo."

"What kind of conflict?"

"The... moral kind, I guess?"

"Hm. Okay, and do you know where this conflict is coming from?"

"It's... I..."

"Did something happen?"

"Yeah, doc, I mean it's crazy..."

"That's no problem. Slow down, collect yourself - start from the beginning."

"Okay, so yesterday I woke up in the middle of the night and I was pretty pissed about it 'cause my apartment doesn't have any heating and I rarely get good sleep when its cold, y'know, but I was out like a baby for once until this fox -"

"A fox?"

"Uh, yeah..."

"Did this fox do something to you?"

"Yeah she, uh... hhh... she violated me, doc."

"Violated? Can you -"

"Sexually."

"...alright, I feel I should ask: what is the exact nature of your moral dilemma? Is this from a dream, or fantasy, perhaps?"

"Khh, I wish, I mean - nine tails, doc. I couldn't move!"

"Uzumaki-san -"

"She used me to - like a dildo! I was just..."

Clap, clap, clap!

"...against my own will, y'know?!"

"Please, take a breath... now, in the last twenty-four hours have you subjected yourself to any... substances?"

"Only if you count, fucking pussy juice! That shit was diabolical!"

"Aghem... sir, I would appreciate it if you could moderate your language."

"You don't get it - it's like your brain gets all foggy but you're still fully aware, -ttebayo! And when I got free..."

"When you got free?"

"Kami, I plowed her six ways from Sunday... from behind, both holes - I was cumming the entire time!"

"..."

"Her body isn't real, so - I mean we were in my mind so I guess my body wasn't real either - anyway she feels normal when you're inside her but she's also, like, rubbery! Her ass, her pussy - I swear my dick was like two inches longer than normal and she was still taking it like it was nothin'. Then, when I started creampiein' her -"

"Security!"

"- her stomach -"

Slam!

"Please escort this man off the premises."

"Oi! What the hell? This is supposed to be therapy!"

"And please add the name 'Uzumaki Naruto' to the black list when you're done. Thank you."

"Isn't the whole point - get the fuck off me! Isn't the whole point to vent dattebayo?! Oi!"

Slam!

...

...

...

"Haahhh... the drug epidemic in Konoha is really getting out of control."


Author's Notes: Next part will probably be Uroko. Just received a handful of new character suggestions (thank you Burnning Truth) so I still have to look into them and see where I want their chapters to slot in. Either way I will try to get the next chapter up relatively soon, love you all!

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Guest: Very trope-y and not in the style of this fic - but I still appreciate you sharing your idea! If you have any others feel free to leave those as well.

eniox27: Plot? In my 'Icha Icha: Gaiden'?! It's more likely than you think. Actually though I'm not sure what you're referring to. I still don't have plans for any real plot other than the mild continuity that exists between chapters. All of my future fics on the other hand will be much more traditional.

GalileoGalileii: People being upset that Sakura sleeps around, while having no problem with Naruto slutting it up is 100% weird to me. I never considered the vicarious aspect you mentioned but I've had to delete multiple misogynistic rants which is what sparked me calling these people weird in the first place. Obviously there's nothing wrong with desiring exclusivity between you and your partner, and there's not even anything wrong with having a 'harem fantasy' - but some people can't seem to draw that line between fantasy and reality. As for the memories Naruto was already banging his own clones in chapter eight - so he's known for a while what it's like to be on the receiving end of a dick lol. I get that not everyone's comfortable with that which is why I added a tag for it (Genderbent Clone). Anyway thanks for the review and I hope you keep reading, just make sure to peep the tags at the top of each chapter so you can skip stuff you don't like.

bibink729: He's trying to speak to me, I know it!

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