Two was sitting on the roof of the hotel, enjoying the warm summer air. The next episode of TPOT wasn't due to come out for another few weeks, and they were enjoying their break. Suddenly, a letter appeared next to them. Literally, appeared out of thin Air. They picked up the letter and opened it. It appeared to be an invitation to something called the [INSERT COOL NAME FOR THE CLUB WHERE THE HOSTS OF ALL THE OBJECT SHOWS HANG OUT.] It looked like fun, and Two didn't have anything else to do that day anyway, so they figured they'd check it out. They rose into the air and flew off so fast they left a green trail in their wake.

Two touched down in front of the club a couple of seconds later. It was a small, plain building, and the only thing really remarkable about it was what looked like a security guard at the door. Two waved at him as they walked up to the door.

"Hello! Is this the [ICNFTHOAROSHO]?" Two asked, the Guard glared at him.

"You got an invitation?"

"Oh, right here!" Two handed over the letter. The guard inspected it for a moment, then opened the door and stepped aside.

The clubhouse was cozily decorated, with a couple of couches and three small cafe tables scattered about. Two noticed a cell phone and what looked like a computer chip having a conversation at one of the tables. One one of the couches sat a black, ball-like figure with 4 white eyes and legs so long his knees scraped the ceiling. The other couch was facing a large flat screen TV that seemed to be playing the first season of BFDI. Two instantly recognized the Blue and Yellow figures sitting on the couch.

"Four! X! Fancy seeing you two here." Two said, inadvertently covering the TV.

"Hello Two!" X said cheerily. They were quite honestly glad for the interruption. Four had been forcing them to watch BFDI for the past three hours, screeching anyone who even thought about changing the channel. Two was a welcome distraction in their eyes. Four didn't seem to agree.

"ACK! TWO! What are you doing here?!" Four exclaimed.

"Oh, I got an invitation in the mail. I thought it might be fun to hang out with the hosts of some other shows." Two replied. At that moment, Supercomputer and MePhone 4, the pair at the coffee table who had been plotting to take down Four's television dictatorship for two and a half hours, sprung into action. Supercomputer dove for the remote, snatching it off the armrest of the couch.

"I got it!" The dark purple computer chip proclaimed. "Now we can finally watch one of my shows!" They changed the channel to the first episode of The Perfect Object Show.

"I thought we agreed to watch my show!" MePhone replied. Grabbing the remote from Supercomputer and changing the channel yet again The two began to play tug of war with the appliance.

"Maybe we could watch my show, it's uh, it's pretty cool." Daddy long legs, the guy on the other couch, muttered awkwardly, raising his leg like a school kid would raise their hand to ask a question.

"GIVE IT BACK!" Four Screamed as he leaped over the back of the couch, tackling both MePhone and Supercomputer. The fight developed into a full on cartoon dust cloud, with limbs and the occasional laser blast going out and all directions. The other three people stared at the scene.

"Four! We just finished fixing the property damage from last time!" X exclaimed.

"Um, should we stop them or?" Two asked. Before they, X, or Daddy Long Legs could step in however, a mechanical claw reached into the dust cloud and pulled out the remote. Four, MePhone, and Supercomputer stopped mid struggle when they realized the object they'd been fighting over was gone. Speaker Box, the owner of the metallic limb, set the remote on one of the tables before addressing the three hosts.

"Stop fighting you three. We have better things to do."

"Like what?" MePhone asked.

"Like introducing ourselves to our newest member." The Speaker Box extended his hand out to Two and Two shook it eagerly. "I was the host of BFDI. You can call me Announcer, or Speaker Box, or whatever. I don't really care."

"I'm Two," Two replied, "I'm hosting TPOT."

"My name's MePhone 4, I host Inanimate Insanity."

"I'm Supercomputer. I've hosted a lot of object shows over the years, but the latest… I think it was TPOS."

"Um, I'm Daddy Long Legs. I, uh, my show's called BURNER."

"And you already know me and Four from BFB!" X finished. Four glared at Two.

"What I wanna know is who invited them to OUR club!" Four said.

"I did." Speaker Box replied, "As President of the [ICNFTHOAROSHO], it's my responsibility to welcome new members."

"Hold on," MePHone interjected, "Who said you were the president."

"I did," said Speaker Box, "I was the first one to host an object show, of course I should be the president."

"I've hosted more shows than all of you combined!" Boasted Supercomputer.

"Bland, Cookie cutter shows with the same plot every time!" Retorted MePhone. "II is the best Object show! I should be the President!"

"II was just a cheap copy of BFDI! And since BFB was the best season of BFDI, me and X should be in charge!" Said Four.

"Yeah!" Seconded X.

"Well hang on Four," Replied Two, "The best season of BFDI is obviously TPOT."

The six hosts argued back and forth over whose show was the best. Eventually Daddy Long Legs, who had been quiet up to that point, tried to speak up.

"Guys." No one heard him over the squabbling. "Guys, I have an idea of how to settle this." Two noticed the spider trying to get everyone's attention and decided to help.

"Guys, Daddy Long Legs has something to say-"

"TPOT ISN'T EVEN OVER YET! IT CAN'T BE THE BEST OBJECT SHOW IF IT DOESN'T HAVE A FULL SEASON-"

"EVERYONE SHUT UP!" Two yelled, putting a little more power behind the words then they intended. Four and X had stumbled back a bit, the Announcer had slid a few feet across the floor, and MePhone and Supercomputer were embedded in the far wall.

"Sorry about that." Two apologized, "But Daddy Long Legs has an idea and I think we should hear him out."

"Ok, what if, what if we all competed in a show to figure out whose show is the best?" The long legged host suggested.

"So whoever wins gets to be president?" X asked.

"And gets control of the remote forever." Supercomputer added.

"And can invite or ban whoever they want from the club house." Speaker Box said.

"It sounds like a great idea!" Four exclaimed. They loved this plan already. Getting a chance to host their own show had been a dream come true, and now they got to compete in one too?! And, If they won, they could ban Two forever! It was almost too good to be real.

"You guys are forgetting something." MePhone 4 said, "Someone needs to host this show, and whoever does isn't gonna be able to compete." The excitement drained from the room slightly, no one wanted to give up their chance at winning. "So, who's gonna do it?" Asked Speaker. All the hosts looked around the room, as if hoping someone else would materialize out of thin air to host the show.

Surprisingly, someone did.

Standing on the other side of the couch was a humanoid figure, dressed in jeans and a hoodie, beaming excitedly and…vibrating?

"Um are you oka-" MePhone began, only to be cut off.

"MEMEMEMEME! IWANNAHOSTTHESHOWPLEASECANICANI?" The person blurted out in one breath. The Seven hosts all looked at each other, then back at the person.

"Sure." Two said.

"Yes!" The newcomer pumped their fist in the air. "I'm so glad you guys are letting me host the show, especially since sneaking past that bouncer was not easy and I think he's gotten suspicious by now!" With that the Security guard burst through the door and grabbed them by the shirt collar.

"You're not allowed to be in here!" He shouted.

"Actually, yes I am, cause I'm hosting Object Showdown!" The bouncer stared at the smaller figure for a moment.

"Don't care, no invite, no entry," and with that the hoodie clad figure was unceremoniously thrown out the door. The actual members of [ICNFTHOAROSHO] exited the building to find them lying face down in the dirt. Four started poking them with a stick to make sure they weren't dead.

"Are you okay…" X asked, trailing off as he realized he didn't know the person's name.

"GEEK!" The figure said, popping up as if nothing had happened.

"Geek?" Speaker Box questioned.

"That's what you can call me!" Said Geek. "Now it's time to build the teams! Let's see, we have one two three four five six seven…" The smile on Geek's face didn't disappear, but it did falter slightly."That's not an even number…" After a moment of thinking however, it was back in full force. "Oh! I can just add someone! I know who to add!" The host snapped their fingers, and a copper trawler lantern appeared. They looked around, slightly confused.

"Huh, but I didn't-"

"Welcome Airy to Object Showdown!" Geek announced. "You will be competing against other object show hosts to see who is the best, and who gets to be president of the [ICNFTHOAROSHO]!"

"Oh… Ok." Airy responded.

"Now everyone, form two teams of four!" Geek exclaimed.

MePhone walked over to the Speaker Box, "Hey Announcer, wanna team up? Us Object Show veterans gotta stick together right?"

"Sure." Announcer said,"Let's get Supercomputer too. His knowledge of common tropes could be useful."

Two walked over to Four and X.

"Hey guys, can I join your team?"

"No!" Four practically growled.

"Why not?" Asked Two.

"Because, erm, we already have four members!"

"We do?" X said, surprised.

"Yes X," Four replied, stretching their arm out and snatching up the two closest people, who just happened to be Airy and Daddy Long Legs, "We do!"

"I was gonna ask if I could be on MePhone's team-" Daddy Long Legs tried to say, but was cut off by a screech from Four.

"Okay then, I'll just go join the other team then." Two walked over to the other group. "Hey, looks like I'm with you guys."

"Hi Two," Me phone greeted, "We were just deciding on a team name."

"We decided to call ourselves team Tech." Supercomputer said. The words 'Team Tech' appeared above all off their heads. Two frowned.

"That works great for you guys, but I'm not techy at all."

"T.E.C.H. Is an acronym." Speaker box said. The words above them changed accordingly. "It stands for Team Equally Cool and Hardcore."

"Okay, sounds good!" Two replied.

"Nice save." MePhone whispered to Announcer. The other team watched this all go down.

"I wish we had a cool name like that." X said.

"Yeah," replied Daddy Long Legs, "We're just kinda…"

"Wait, don't-" Four tried to interrupt. He'd seen enough BFDI to know where this was going. Unfortunately, he was unsuccessful.

"...Everyone Else." Daddy Long Legs Finished. 'Team Everyone Else' Appeared above them.

"Now that we have the teams, we can start the next challenge!" Geek exclaimed." The first challenge is an obstacle course!" They waved their hand and a course of spikes, rock walls, and other hazards rose. "The first team to get all their members across wins!"

"Oh, well this should be easy," Two said, beginning to hover a couple feet off the ground. "I can just fly us all over there."

"That reminds me," Geek suddenly pulled a wheeled white board from somewhere out of view. The word 'Rulz' was written at the top. "I forgot to write down the rules of this contest!" The host summoned a dry erase marker and wrote. 'NO POWERS OF ANY KIND!' on the board. As soon as they dotted the exclamation point, Two fell to the ground, landing hard. "What the rule board says goes, so until the challenge is over, no flyingteleportingscreechingblastingsummoningthingsoutofthinairphasingthroughthingsbringingdeadcontestantsback(exceptthroughapprovedmeans)etc. and go!"

Both teams started booking it to the obstacle course. The first to make it was Daddy Long Legs. Given his impressive legginess, he was able to pass the increasingly tall hurdles, the spike pits, and the rock wall with hardly any difficulty. The next obstacle, however, was a low tunnel contestants had to crawl through.

As the spider started the arduous of trying to get low enough to fit through the tunnel, The first member of team T.E.C.H. arrived at the beginning of the course. MePhone jumped over the hurdles, only having difficulty with the last one, which was about as tall as he was. He did manage to climb over it, dropping down on the other side.

Directly into the first of the spike pits with the sickening sound of a screen shattering.

"Yeesh," Winced Two, "That looked like it hurt."

"Yeah, I think it's safe to say MePhone's very dead." Said Supercomputer.

"We have to find some way to recover him then, otherwise we can't win the challenge."

Speaker Box hopped over to Geek, who was watching the challenge.

"We lost MePhone. You had mentioned something about a means of recovering contestants. At least, I think you did, it was hard to tell what you were saying. Anyway, how do we get MePhone back?"

"You ask him!" Geek said. Without looking away from the obstacle course, they pointed to a figure in a black hooded robe who was standing a few yards away. Announcer hopped back over to two and Supercomputer

"Geek says that guy over there can bring dead people back. You guys start running the course while I get MePhone." The other members of Team everyone else had already begun the course. Or rather, Four and X had. Airy looked at the course, which was set up in a vertical line; then he looked to the side of the course, which was just flat grassland. Airy began casually walking along the side of the obstacles, slowly but surely making his way to the finish.

Supercomputer and Two started jumping the hurdles. Two got over the first three easily. 'This is gonna be a piece of cake. Even without my powers!' they thought. Then they tripped over the next jump, landing flat on their face.

"Ow…" They groaned.

"Come on Two, hurry up!" Supercomputer said as he rushed past Two. He made it past the hurdles and the spikes and got to the rock wall. Four and X we're currently climbing the wall. Supercomputer started to climb the wall, making it just above X before he got an idea. He let go of the wall and fell directly onto X, bouncing off of them like an enemy in Mario.

"Owie!" they cried, falling back down to the ground. Supercomputer then did the same to Four, knocking both Algebraliens off the wall. The computer chip landed on top of the wall.

"See ya, suckers!"

Four snarled and raised his hand, fingers wiggling menacingly. Without his powers though, the gesture did nothing.

"Oh. Right." Four got up, brushed himself off, then reached a hand down to help X up. "Come on X, we need to catch up to that jerk and make. Him. pay."

Speaker Box approached the figure in the black robe. An aura of darkness seemed to emanate from it, the grass withered and died where it stood.

"Can you bring back MePhone4?" Announcer asked. The figure responded in a raspy tone that sounded like the wind blowing over barren wastes.

"Choose…a…game…"

"Rock paper scissors." The spector extended a Skeletal hand, clenched into a fist, the speaker box raised a two pronged claw.

"Rock, paper, scissors." The boney hand flattened. The claw remained a claw.

"I win." Announcer said. The thing nodded, and suddenly MePhone appeared next to it. "Great. Now come on MePhone. We're already behind." Speaker box and MePhone started running back to the beginning of the course.

Meanwhile, Daddy Long Legs had finally made it past the tunnel. The final leg of the obstacle course was a zipline down to a platform where Geek was standing. Daddy Long Legs didn't have any arms to grab onto the zipline, but his legs were flexible enough that he could use them to hang on. So he did, hanging on to the zip upside down like a bat. This did however, result in him smacking face first into the platform.

"Daddy Long Legs is the first contestant to finish the challenge! Congratulations!"

"Oh, ok, Cool." The spider replied.

Speaker box and MePhone made it past the first two obstacles and to the rock wall. Two had made it there as well, but was only about three feet off the ground. It was taking all their strength just to hold on.

"Hey Two, you uh, need a hand there?" MePhone asked.

"Nope! I'm good!" Two said, their voice strained.

"I can't climb. MePhone, you're gonna have to throw me." Speaker box said.

"What? Why me?"

"Two's… busy, and you're the only other person here."

"Ugh, fine." MePhone groaned, before picking up the speaker box and chucking him to the top of the wall. He then scaled the wall. The phone spared one last look down the wall, where Two had moved about half a foot higher, before continuing the course.

Meanwhile, Supercomputer had gotten past the tunnel, and to the zipline. He prepared to slide down it, when suddenly he was pushed off the ledge by Four. He and X had managed to sneak up behind the computer chip. Unbeknownst to them however, Supercomputer had managed to grab the edge of the platform, hanging off of it. X started down the zipline, followed by Four. Supercomputer managed to jump from the ledge and grab Four's leg.

"Ack!" The blue number screamed kicking their legs to get Supercomputer off. They succeeded, but ended up flinging him right onto the platform.

"Supercomputer is the first member from Team T.E.C.H. to make it!" Geek announced.

"Woohoo! Yes!" Supercomputer yelled, his victory was quickly trampled, quite literally, as X landed directly on top of him.

"Ha!" Four laughed, also landing on Supercomputer. MePhone and Speaker box made it to the finish next.

"Three people from each team have made it to the finish!" Geek exclaimed. "Now it's down to Airy and Two! Who will-"

"Actually, I'm right here." Airy said. Sure enough, he had finished walking around the course and was now standing on the platform.

"Well then, Team Everyone Else wins!"

"What?! But he didn't even do the course! He just walked around it!" MePhone shouted.

"I got to the finish. That was the goal." Airy replied.

"That was the goal!" Geek agreed.

"Whatever." Said MePhone.

Now that the challenge was over, Geek walked over to the whiteboard and erased the 'NO POWERS OF ANY KIND' rule. Two, upon realizing they could fly again, hopped off the rockwall they were still on and flew over to their team.

"Really sorry I blew it guys. I didn't realize how hard that would be without powers." Two apologized.

"It's fine." MePhone sighed, "Besides, you're gonna get a lot of practice doing things without them soon."

"What do you mean by that?" Two asked.

"You're going to give your powers to the winner of TPOT. That means once the show's over, you won't have any powers." Speaker Box chimed in.

"I hadn't thought about it that way." Two frowned. They'd been so focused on hosting TPOT and who would win, that they hadn't thought about what would happen when someone did. They'd had their powers for so long, their entire life even, that they weren't sure they knew how to do anything without them. Hopefully, though, they could learn during this contest.

While Two was having a crisis in the background, Geek addressed the audience:

"Alrighty readers! Vote for who on Team T.E.C.H. you want to leave by commenting their name in brackets! For example: I want [Two] to leave. Remember, the people you can vote for are:

Speaker Box/ Announcer

MePhone4

Supercomputer

Two

Voting will end September 4th! The next chapter will come out… Sometime after that! Thanks for reading and I hope you enjoyed the first episode of Object Showdown!"

AN: I'm back from the dead again with a new hyperfixation! I think this is the longest chapter of anything I've ever written. That's pretty cool. I really hope I can see this fic to completion because I really like this concept. Also, My friend drew some pictures of Geek! You can see them on my tumblr: androartist44.

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MePhone stared at the still unmoving body on the ground."Hey guys, I think Supercomputer's dead"

"We'll bring him back next episode." Speaker Box said. "I'm too lazy to do it right now."