Stromm entered a relatively small room in comparison to the other facilities in Oscorp Tower, on a flat platform with a glowing indent laid a long object possessing a vague, bird like shape.

Walking up to a terminal he began running diagnostics. "What? Did we run more trials on the Horizon Glider a few days ago? No...", Stromm stoped for a moment as he looked at the glider, tilting his head as he pondered on it for a moment.

"Ugh, I'm getting too old.", Stromm sighs as he went back to running diagnostics, just then... a fist erupted from his stomach. "Huh...", it took a moment for his body to react but all he could do was gag on blood, he held onto the terminal as blood rushed out of the gaping hole in his chest.

Within the reflection he saw the culprit, he appeared to wear a black body suit with a harder green outer armor along his arms and legs with a darker purple coloration in his chest, gloves and boots. They wore a brown utility belt with pouches and what looked like small pumpkins. His face was obscured by a helmet, it was a dark green in color with what looked like metallic teeth in the vague outline of where a mouth should be, orange lenses and two antennas on both sides of the head, giving him the vague appearance of a goblin.

"Such a disappointment.", the goblin appearing man says with a scoff as Stromm slumped to the ground, his blood covering the ground that the goblin walked over. With an incredible leap, he landed right onto the glider, soon after it activated. Green energy erupted from the back as it began to hover in the air.

The goblin trembled as he began snickering before bursting with a maniacal laugh as he broke through the room, sending the passing scientist running in the opposite direction as he flew out the window. His cackles echoing through the night.


Maya was sitting on her couch, her head dropping gradually as she was dozing off only to be startled awake by her door opening. Jonah lifted up a bag with a tired smile on his face, popping his neck slightly as he closed the door. "You should really check the door next time.

Maya rolled her eyes at this. "I thought it was locked."

"Well it wasn't."

"Well I know that now.", the young woman with messy dyed red and black hair groaned before noticing the bag and holding her hand out. "Gimme."

"You don't even know what's in here."

"Don't care, gimme it.", reluctantly, Jonah handed her the bag and she happily dug through it and ripped open a packet with a freshly warm Jamaican beef patty.

"Damn bitch.", Jonah muttered as he sat next to her with a long and drawn out sigh. "I'm praying to whatever god that actually gives a shot to not make it a pattern of my rouges breaking out of prison every other Tuesday."

"Yeah you have very poor luck in keeping those guys away.", Maya comments casually, Jonah lets out an annoyed sigh

"It's not my fuckin fault the police and prisons are shit at their jobs.", Jonah remarks as he slouched, Maya looked at him, tilting her head curiously as she inspected him.

"You're not doing anything right?", puzzled by this Jonah just slowly shook his head. "Cool, neither am I. Wanna go with me to the Senior prom?"

Jonah sat up suddenly, Maya scooted away with a tinge of red forming on her face. "Uh... okay. But why bring this up now?"

"Eh, it's in a few days and I really wanna check it out.", Maya says with a nervous smile on her face, to which Jonah taps his chin.

"Yeah sure, why not?", Jonah says with shrug. "I'm kinda low on funds, any photo I email to Jameson just gives me like what, 200 bucks?"

"Can't you just get a job like at a restaurant?"

"I have, I'm always late to the interviews.", Jonah says with an annoyed look. "Eh, I'll figure something out."


In a townhouse somewhere in Manhattan, a man was heard grunting with the sound of metal creaking. "Alls I'm sayin is that I could've cracked open the safe right there.", said a man with a vaguely Italian accent, the man wore a white dress shirt with a black vest, pants and loafers.

"Pfft.", a man who dressed similarly snickered. "Oh get real, you'd be the one getting cracked open."

"Go crack yourself open asshole."

Another man simply wearing a similar outfit but with a black jacket instead walked down the steps. "Vinny, just fucking blow it up. Hammerhead ain't got time to deal with being late."

"If you know how to make an explosive, be my guest.", the man now known as Vinny hissed in annoyance.

It was just then, a powerful explosion erupted from a window and knocked them forward along with destroying any nearby furniture. "I heard the mention of explosives."

Vinny quickly stood up. "Get that freak!", the man on the stairs propped his foot on the wooden rails and leapt at the goblin-like man, who simply backhanded him into a wall. The second man attempted to shoot at him only to be met with a blast from his fingertips.

"I believe you misspoke there.", the goblin says with a grin hidden behind his presently grinning mask. Two sharp blades emerged from the glider. "Right?"

The two remaining men looked up with a frightened nod as the goblin simply plunged his hand through the safe and ripped out the bag of money within. "Let's make an exchange, this for your undying loyalty. Or perhaps just dying, I'm good with both."

"L-Listen man, we work with Hammerhead.", Vinny explained as seat stained his shirt. "We switch loyalties we might as well dig a grave for ourselves."

"I'll deal with him soon. Now gather anyone you can.", the goblin says with a shrug as he held out a pumpkin-like grenade. "First we deal with his financial support, Mister Wilson Fisk, the Kingpin."


Within a large and intimidating tower, the sound of elegant orchestrated music echoed through the large top floor packed with people. With the music ending, the Kingpin of Crime stood ontop of the stage with a microphone. "If I could have your attention. As you know, I am your host, Wilson Fisk, and I'd like to personally thank all of you for coming to support the Fisk Dynamic Youth Center."

Out of all people, Yuri Wantanabe was actually personally invited by Fisk for reasons she doesn't want to know yet. She simply wore a black dress and just looked at the giant wall of muscle on the podium.

She looked over to see an older man with a bored and almost empty expression, he wore a basic suit and tie. Appearance wise he was at least forties with completely black hair and a well trimmed mustache. "Is that Jameson? He looks less bald in person."

"Captain Watanabe.", Jameson looked at her, his rough voice causing her to look at him puzzled. "We met before, you were just starting your crusade on the Maggia."

"Oh right.", Yuri almost completely forgot about that interaction, it has been a few years since then. "Didn't expect to see you here."

"Eh, the Bugle donated.", Jameson says with a sigh. "I'm just here to look for any damming evidence after an outside source gave me some... information."

"Heh... what a coincidence.", the police captain says with a sneer. "So am I."

"How's that going along?"

"We're getting something, but nothing that can get us a warrant to raid the place.", she says as she heard the faint sound of the elevator opening, following by the sound of an extremely familiar click.

Following the click was the sound of a barrage of bullets flying into the air and embedding themselves into the ceiling. "Sorry, parties over. Don't even try to escape... unless you want to jump off.", said Vinny now wearing a sort of goblin Halloween mask, then seconds later five more similarly dressed men exited armed with machine guns.

The frightened crowd clamored away from the armed men as men dressed with a purple undershirt that had a black bullet proof vest, black cargo shorts and boots stood in front of Fisk. Within moments the goblin like man flew directly in with a hoarse cackle as he zipped through the room.

"Hello! Good evening! Bonsoir! I am the Green Goblin... and I'm looking for the big man.", the Green Goblin exclaimed as his glider spun around so he could face the Kingpin.

"Sir, I don't know who you are but-"

"Of course you don't! Why do you think I'm wearing a goddamn mask, genius?!", the Goblin interrupted loudly and followed it up with a cackle. "But I know exactly who you are, Kingpin. So step down, or I'm spillin secrets!"

"You're making an enormous mistake.", Fisk says with a dead serious tone as his men pulled out guns from their holsters. "Security, show our guest here to the door."

"Awwwh.", The Green Goblin tilted his head with a slow nod. "Still hiding behind an army of these maggots hmm? Very well.", he shrugs as he simply stands there as the enforcers began firing at the goblin.

A few minutes passed of him simply looking at them, looking around before just throwing something with enough force to completely cave in the head of one of the guards. "Seriously? You should really look into heavy artillery!", he cackled as the men hurriedly reloaded only for one of them to be rammed by the glider, another grabbed as he used the engine and completely melted the face away from a man behind.

"Pfft-!", the Green Goblin snickered at the blood he was spilling as he held the man by his head, slowly increasing his grip, blood leaking from the groaning man's head.

"H-Help me!", this was cut short as the Green Goblin punched through his chest and tossed him aside, covering the guest in the man's blood as they screamed in terror.

"Now then! Are you done with the horseshit, big guy?", Green Goblin shudders in excitement as the Kingpin of crime stared at him blankly.

Yuri didn't even need to look around to figure that any wrong move she'd probably face the same punishment, if not worst treatment, than the security. "The Goblin is a few feet away, his little mini-me's are further back near the elevator and stairs. I can't afford to simply draw my gun... but.",


"This isn't pigs in a blanket this is a pig that went over to the friends house and he wasn't given an actual blanket!", Jonah exclaimed with a laugh as Maya looked at him embarrassed holding a piece of a sausage poorly wrapped up in dough.

"I NEVER MADE PIGS IN A BLANKET STOP LAUGHING AT ME!"

"NO, FUCK YOU!"

"FUCK YOU!"

"Okay I'm sorry."

"I know, I'm also sorry for raising my voice."

"I know, just be more generous with the dough.", Jonah pats her shoulder as he began to head the buzzing of a phone, quickly sticking into the ceiling and crawling away into her room and dropping down. Picking up his burner phone and flipped it open. "Yeah?"

["I need you at the Fisk tower, now. There's this fucking maniac dressed as a goblin terrorizing the people here at another Fisk Property."]

"Oh really?", Jonah scratches his chin, suddenly feeling a bit of a stubble coming around as he snapped his fingers. "Try and tap on something, three taps. That's all I'll need."

["Good. My guys are on the way but given the situation... yeah just get here."]

"Gotcha.", Jonah says as he quickly got dressed in his Bullet Spider suit again, hopping on one foot as he struggled to slip his foot into the boot. Pressing against the floor as he walked back to the kitchen. "Work calls. I'll be back in a few."

"What? But you just came back like an hour ago.", Maya says notably disappointed.

"I know I know but this is genuinely important.", Jonah says as he strapped on his web shooters. "I swear I'll be back before it finishes."

Maya sighs as she just playfully punches his chest. "Don't get too cut up, that's my job."


The Kingpin of Crime looked blankly at the masked terrorist floating on his glider. "So, what is it that you hoped to accomplish here tonight?"

If the Green Goblin's actual face was shown, he'd be very confused. "Uh... was the whole wanting to destroy you and take over your empire thing wasn't clear? Well isn't that unfortunate?"

"What in the fuck are you WEARING?", Bullet Spider's voice came from the hole the goblin had left in the glass earlier as he crawled in and waved. "Wassup Big Willy? This another one of your super losers or someone else?"

"I don't know who he is, yet. But he isn't under my employ.", Fisk says calmly as he adjusted his tie, Bullet Spider scratched his head and shrugged.

Standing up on a rail above them, he began doing stretches. Letting out little yawns with each movement. "Eh, whateves. I'm still gonna beat the breaks off this fucking freak."

"Hello! I'm still here! Really, you both are far too rude.", Green Goblin hisses as he flew up to meet the masked vigilante, a smile being felt from just his mask. "You're quite the fascinating creature, aren't you Spider-Man?"

"Oh, mind my manners. But I totally forgot to introduce formally.", without another word, Bullet Spider leapt forward with his powerful legs with a fist forward. With a laugh the goblin simply grabbed his fist and sent out electricity through the gauntlet.

With an almost animalistic growl, the spider cocked his left arm back and punched the Green Goblin with all his strength, knocking him off his glider and into a table down below. Smoke trailing off of his suit as he shuddered. "Ugh... reminds me of Electro."

"Pfft... hehe...", Green Goblin launched himself into the air with a cackle, Bullet Spider losing his balance as the glider knocked him off and sped towards its owner, the maniac landing on the foot holds with wheeze. "You really are fucking amazing! No footage caught can ever show just how fascinating you truly are!"

With Bullet Spider just.. lying on the ground with an annoyed scowl under his mask as he just sat up. "Dude... I'm flattered but I don't swing that way.", he snickered at his own accidental pun.

The Green Goblin shook his head in disappointment. "Well, I guess that settles it!", he exclaims before throwing discs at Bullet Spider.

His accelerated vision allowed Jonah to see what they were perfectly, he could see the mechanism snap into place as they shot out bat-like wings that sliced through the air. Quickly shooting a web line, he quickly yanked over a table and used it to cover himself as the razor bats sliced through the wood with ease, embedding themselves in the table.

"Hey I think you dropped this!", Bullet Spider exclaimed as he threw the table at full force towards the Green Goblin who simply pointed a finger and blasted it only to be met by a knee to the face by the spider. With a quick movement of his glider he flew out of the way, using a web line to catch himself, Bullet Spider swung his way back only to be backhanded away, through the massive window and sent plummeting to the ground.

"Okay... this is a lot more difficult than I thought.", Bullet Spider commented as he caught himself once again with a web line, planting his feet firmly into the concrete structure and catapulted into the air, diving through the glass and onto a table, causing the guest to gasped as they had backed away. "Alright, let's try this again- WOAH!"

Bullet Spider's ears picked up the sound of a click, to which he narrowly dodged a small orb that completely incinerated the table he stood on into nothingness. "May I see your invitation, Spider-Man? Otherwise I'm afraid I'll have to ask you to leave."

"Ah c'mon I just got here!", Bullet Spider joked as he leapt into the air and dodged another pumpkin bomb, using his web line to swing towards the window again with his feet sticking onto the glass. With the Green Goblin zipping towards him, he threw two razor bats he had in his hand.

Using just his hands, he narrowly missed the razor bats and threw himself onto a long table with a cake, sending it flying into the air that The Green Goblin nearly didn't dodge, the cake simply flying past his head and landing on the head of Jameson. Who simply... sighed in annoyance.

With a laugh, the Green Goblin charged at Bullet Spider with another razor bat in hand. With a glare under his mask, he shot an impact web that was sliced apart by the thrown razor bat. Quickly flipping to his back, he used the momentum to flip the table up and cause it to simply destroy half the table.

Bullet Spider flipped himself back up only to let out a scream of pain once he felt a sharp object slice the flesh of his calf. Narrowly dodging another one that simply sliced at his brow. "Hey! Watch it you зеленая сука!"

"Ah but I think the cuts suits you!", Green Goblin snickered as he threw a dozen of his razor bats towards Bullet Spider, who simply leapt over them, grabbing one and throwing it right back at the goblin who narrowly dodged it.

"Shit! Move!", Yuri tackled Jameson to the floor as many others managed to dodge the razor bats, all but Fisk. Who effortlessly caught it within his index and middle finger.

The Green Goblin flipped in the air as the Bullet Spider attempted to tackle him out the air, the spider managed to grab onto the concrete ledge and began running across the glass after the Goblin. The masked terrorist snickered as he pointed a finger gun at him and shot out a bolt of green energy.

Effortlessly evading this, he landed on one of the tables below and started running across them, each getting blown apart as he jumped. From table to table, shooting a glob of webbing at the Goblin's visor and blinding him.

Launching himself forward, he grabbed onto the Green Goblin and put him into a rear naked choke. "Gotcha! Slippery motherfucker!"

The Green Goblin cackled at this as he tore off the webbing with ease. "Keep our guest comfy gentlemen! We'll be back in a New York minute!", he exclaimed over excitedly as he crashed through a window creating another hole.

"I'm only in slight disbelief you're this reckless at flying... then again it's New York so- FUCK!", Bullet Spider coughed as he was met with a powerful elbow to his side. The goblin grabbed him by the throat and tossed him off, and blasted himself away at high speeds.

Flipping himself so his stomach faces the ground, he caught himself on a web line and swung after the Green Goblin. Only to be instantly rammed into a building by Jim suddenly appearing next to him. "You know the old saying! If you can't join em, beat em!", the goblin exclaims as he throws a dozen razor bats,

Bullet Spider propelled himself off the wall he stuck to and swung away, Took the words right outta my mouth, does that count as a felony?"

"I certainly hope so! This little goblin wouldn't be caught dead committing a misdemeanor!", Green Goblin exclaimed as he threw a pumpkin bomb at the spider, who instantly dodged it and swung right back around into a drop kick.

Using his body as leverage, he grabbed onto the Green Goblin's neck and boosted himself off and dragged the goblin off of his now spiraling glider as he slammers him into the side of the concrete building, setting his nozzle and spraying webbing on him. The goblin laughed excitedly, his body trembling as if he was about to burst, the sound of his grating laughter ringing in Bullet Spiders sensitive ears as he landed on another building. "Fuck you laughing at?"

"Oh nothing, just at the special fire and brimstone surprise I left behind for our present for our Mister Fisk.", the Goblin states casually. "Any minute now, the crème de la crème of New York City is going to paint the town red! Or at least the ballroom... better hurry, little spider!"

Back in the ballroom of Fisk Enterprises, the masked masked paced around with their hands tightly wrapped around their guns. "The hell are we gonna do?!", one of them exclaimed anxiously.

"Keep everyone here till the goblin comes back, now pipe down!", another said before being met with a razor bat to the shoulder, causing him to scream and pain, dropping his guns as blood rushes out of the entry wound.

"Or maybe scram before a bomb goes off. Just a suggestion.", Bullet Spider casually says as he held four razor bats in his hand. Before the Halloween themed criminals could shoot, he threw the razor bats that sliced through the air and lodged themselves into their wrists or arms.

With a flip, he landed in between them and the crowd of people. "You're bluffing!", one of them exclaimed through the pain.

"Do you really wanna take such a risk? Especially when you've taken so many.", Fisk says calmly as the men looked at each other and sprinted through and down the stairs.

"Go! Everyone out of here!", Yuri gestures to the stairwell. "If the bomb goes off then the elevators won't be safe! Go! Now!", she aggressively urged as the party guest began sprinting out of the ballroom and down the stairs.

Bullet Spider looked at Fisk who stood in front of him. "You stickin around?"

"My party, my mess.", The Kingpin says casually as Bullet Spider leapt over him and began ripping away the cloth off the remaining tables, the Kingpin joining as he kicked over his tables, ripped open instruments.

"Spider-Man! The chandelier!", Bullet Spider could hear the voice of Yuri from down the stairwell thanks to his incredible hearing.

"Ugh! I told her to stop calling me that!", launching himself into the air he grabbed onto the chandelier, punching right through and ripping out a pumpkin bomb that was glowing with cyan fire. Dropping down, he threw the bomb right out the window with the speed of a cannonball.

With its internal clock ticking, the bomb finally detonated into a cloud of cyan colored dust, the force of the explosion shattering the remaining ballroom windows.

Uncovering his ears, Bullet Spider turned to see the Kingpin applauding him in the most degrading manner possible. "Y'know, getting applause from you really makes me wanna grab my gun and tickle the back of my throat with a bullet."

"Perhaps, but allow me to point out that I offered you a handsome salary to do just the sort of thing you did tonight.", the Kingpin says with a smug smile slowly appearing on his face. "And instead, you've done the Kingpin's business for free, and that my vigilante friend, is what we call irony."

Bullet Spider shook his head before flipping the kingpin off and diving out the window with an annoyed mumble. Slowly taking out his burner phone as he felt it vibrating, flipping it open with an annoyed growl. "Yeah?"

["Looks like you actually manage to hear me from down there. Anyways, about that freak."]

"Yeah, the dude is like a psychopathic theater kid.", Bullet Spider says with a slightly more relaxed tone, rubbing his mask to see the blood had dried up.

["That tech he had looked... familiar. I think Oscorp created that glider and the exoskeleton he was wearing."]

"Well, let's ask him-", Bullet Spider arrived to where he left the goblin only to see an empty spot of ripped webbing. "Never mind... looks like he booked it when I was dealing with that bomb."

["Shit. I'll have to get a warrant to search Oscorp, there's gonna be an investigation happening so might as well. Alright, I'll have to talk to you tomorrow about this."]

Without another word she hung up, Bullet Spider flipping his phone off and shoving it into his pocket. He suddenly remembered the dress she was wearing. "Man... that dress did her a favor. Damn."


Maya was at the counter with a burnt pig in a blanket in hand, consuming it slowly as she watched a horror movie from the kitchen. The window clicked open as Bullet Spider entered the room, slowly pealing off his mask to show off the dried blood that stained his face. "I'm back.", Jonah says completely unbothered.

"Dude... are you okay?", Maya says as she looked at his left leg to see that it had dried blood staining the pants, a small cut being shown. "You got a little.. something right there."

"Oh y'know, fought a psychopath in a goblin suit. As you do."

"Oh yeah totally, did that the other day actually.", Maya responded with sarcasm. He slowly took off his bullet proof vest and unzipped his hoodie, yawning as he tossed them to the floor, standing in a black tank top. "Don't just leave it on the floor!"

"Okay okay, sheesh.", Jonah says as he took the suit and went in her bathroom, exiting not too long after with the folded up suit, the boots and glock ontop as he placed it in her bedroom. The blood cleaned from his face and calf as he used a bandaid to cover the wound on his forehead and wrapped bandages around his calf.

"So, first it was an electric guy, then a lizard, then a rhino, then some dude with the power of vibration, and now a guy in a goblin costume.", Maya listed off his previous headaches with her fingers. "Wow, quite the rouges gallery you're making.", she says with a sly smile

"Uh huh.", Jonah says as his adrenaline finally wearing down, even with his stamina the exhaustion was still hitting him like a freight train. "Fuck, I'm tired."

Maya sat next to him as she placed a plate of the pigs in a blanket on her lap. "You should try these, came out better than expected.", she says softly, Jonah looked at them, grabbed on and shoved it in his mouth. This immediate action caused Maya to shake her head with a smile.

"Dealt with that Shocker guy and then this green gremlin within the span of a few hours.", Jonah muttered as he managed to gulp it down. "New York is a fucking cesspool."

"You can say that again.", Maya nods as she reaches over and started lightly scratching the back of his head. Within the corner of her eye, she could just barley make out a satisfied smile on his face.


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