RedHood123 gave two ideas for stories in his Random Stuff 7. Here they are. Also, from now on, whenever I use the TTL Tiny Toons in future stories, I'll be writing them as TTL characters. For example: TTL Buster, TTL Sweetie, TTL Furrball, and so on. The Tiny Toons in the first story will be the OG Tiny Toons.
Furrball had just walked back. He and Penelope went to the court house so that she could adopt Furrball. As he walked back into the apartment, he saw Calamity sitting at the kitchen table, working on a contraption.
"Hey Calamity." Said Furrball. "Guess what? Penelope has adopted me."
"That sounds amazing." Calamity replied, not looking away from what he was building. "Looks like you have a new mom."
"That's right." Furrball replied. "I told Shirley before coming here and she gave me a hug. Say, what are you making?"
"I'm glad you asked." Calamity replied, who had just finished his device. It was a blue button on a square with a microphone. "This is a Past Machine. It brings things and people back from the past."
"How does it work?" Furrball asked.
"It's simple." Calamity replied, placing the button on the table. "Just press the button, say what you want to bring back, then press the button again."
Furrball looked amazed.
"Allow me to show you how it works." Offered Calamity.
He pressed the button and said "Abraham Lincoln's hat" and pressed the button again. The hat appeared on Calamity's head, much to the surprise of Furrball.
"Calamity, that's amazing!" He exclaimed. "Think of all the things we could do with this button. Like, we could bring back-"
Suddenly, Plucky went crashing through the window.
"That is the last time I try to sell flea-repellent spray to giant gorillas in red top hats and bowties!" He yelled. (Cookies if you can guess which gorilla Plucky is talking about).
"Hey Plucky, check out Calamity's new invention." Furrball said. "It could bring back things from the past."
"I'll believe it when I see it!" Plucky scoffed.
Calamity pointed to the top hat on his head.
"Nice hat." Plucky said. "Which costume or party store did you get that from?"
"This top hat is Abraham Lincoln's hat." Calamity corrected, taking the top hat from his head and setting it on the hat rack.
"Let me try this button." Said Plucky.
He pressed the button, said "My old NES console", then pressed it again. Appearing on the table was the NES console from 1985, complete with the correct wires, controllers, and games such as the Mario Brothers Duck Hunt combo cartridge, Ghosts N Goblins, all three Tiny Toons NES games, and other NES games.
"I haven't seen these since I was younger." Plucky happily said, shedding a single tear.
"Uhh, doesn't it bother you that one of the games is Duck Hunt?" Furrball asked.
"It did at first, but it grew on me." Plucky replied.
"Oh, well I'd like to go next." Furrball said. "I have an amazing idea."
Furrball took the button and rushed out of the apartment. He went to the house where Pepe and Penelope lived, and pressed the button.
"Mouse Ka Boom!" He said, before pressing the button again.
Mouse Ka Boom appeared in front of the house.
"Where am I?" He asked. "How am I alive?"
"Just knock on that door." Said Furrball, as he started walking away.
Penelope's squeals of confusion and surprise could be heard as Furrball walked back to the apartment with the button.
"What did you bring back?" Asked Calamity.
"A surprise for my new mother." Furrball smiled.
Suddenly, an alarm went off on Furrball's wrist watch.
"Oh, is that the time?" He asked. "I've got to go. I've been asked to teach lessons about computer work to an elementary school next week so Shirley is going to show me how computers work so I can learn."
As Furrball left, Plucky turned to Calamity.
"I know what we can bring back!" Plucky exclaimed. "A T-Rex!"
Calamity's eyes widened.
"Absolutely not!" He yelled. "That is absolutely dangerous!"
"Come on, scaredy cat!" Goaded Plucky. "It'll be awesome! Don't you remember when Buster had that dinosaur son?"
"Yeah, it ate just about everything!" Calamity replied. "Get those thoughts out of your head, duck! There is no way we are bringing a T-Rex here!"
"What about Jerry Springer?" Asked Plucky.
"No." Calamity replied. "I hated that show. It has to be someone that is calm and innocent."
"Well, I can't think of anyone." Plucky informed.
"Maybe you'll think of something." Calamity replied.
Suddenly, Calamity's phone started ringing.
"Ooh, it's Lil Bepper!" He exclaimed. "Hold on, I've gotta take this."
Calamity answered the phone and walked into another room.
"Hiya darling." He said lovingly into the phone. "Oh, I'm glad you remembered."
The moment Calamity was out of the room, Plucky smiled schemingly. He pressed the button, said "a T-Rex", then pressed the button again. The T-Rex was huge and roaring. It started messing up the apartment.
"PLUCKY, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!" Yelled Calamity as he ran back into the room.
The T-Rex turned to the two Tiny Toons. They grabbed the button, ran out of the room, and locked themselves in the bathroom.
"Plucky you idiot!" Calamity yelled. "I told you not to bring back a T-Rex!"
"It just seemed so cool!" Plucky protested. "But I think I know a way to stop the T-Rex."
"Just how?" Asked Calamity, suspiciously.
Plucky pressed the button, stated "The meteor that killed the dinosaurs", and pressed the button again.
"Breaking news!" Said the news reporter on the bathroom TV. "A meteor, the same size as the one that killed the dinosaurs, is heading towards Earth!"
The sounds of screaming and panic could be heard throughout Show Town.
"What the heck, Plucky?!" Yelled Calamity.
"The meteor is going to kill the dinosaur!" Plucky protested.
Calamity delivered a sharp slap across Plucky's face.
"It's going to kill us all!" He snarled. "It killed all the dinosaurs because only dinosaurs roamed the Earth!"
"Hold on!" Said Plucky. "I know how to stop that meteor!"
Meanwhile, Furrball and Shirley were about to come into the apartment to warn Calamity and Plucky, but the T-Rex scared them away. That took place while Plucky pressed the button, said "Another meteor", and pressed it again.
"Breaking news!" Said the news reporter on the TV in the bathroom. "Another meteor, the same size as the one that killed the dinosaurs, is also heading for Earth!"
Calamity started banging his head on the wall in fury and agitation.
"What were you thinking?!" He demanded.
"I though the second meteor would bump into the first meteor and they would both explode!" Explained Plucky.
Calamity was trying his hardest to resist pounding Plucky into next Tuesday.
"Wait!" Plucky said suddenly. "I know how to stop both meteors!"
"No!" Calamity yelled. "You've done enough!"
"Please!" Pleaded Plucky. "This will work! I know it!"
"No Plucky!" Calamity replied, who was starting to get steamed up. "You don't get to use this anymore!"
"Please Calamity!" Plucky pleaded. "PLLEEEEEAAAASSSSEEEEE!"
Calamity screamed with incandescent fury.
"FINE!" He bellowed. "IF YOU SCREW THIS UP, YOU WILL LOSE MY TRUST FOREVER!"
Plucky pressed the button, and the thing he yelled out was, much to Calamity's horror: "The Big Bang!"
"What?!" Calamity yelled. "Plucky, no!"
Before Calamity could stop him, Plucky pressed the button again, causing everything to be pitch black until the Big Bang happened. After fourteen billion years, we return to the present day where Calamity is making the past button.
"Hey Calamity." Said Furrball. "Guess what? Penelope has adopted me."
"That sounds amazing." Calamity replied, not looking away from what he was building. "Looks like you have a new mom."
"That's right." Furrball replied. "I told Shirley before coming here and she gave me a hug. Say, what are you making?"
"I'm glad you asked." Calamity replied, who had just finished his device. It was a blue button on a square with a microphone. "This is a Past Machine. It brings things and people back from the past."
"How does it work?" Furrball asked.
Calamity was just about to explain how it works when Plucky was flung into the room. He ended up bumping into Calamity's arm, causing him the drop the button, which resulted in the button being shattered on the floor.
"That is the last time I try to sell flea-repellent spray to giant gorillas in red top hats and bowties!" He yelled.
"Calamity, look what you've done!" Calamity yelled. "This was a past machine that could bring things back from the past!"
"Bah!" Plucky scoffed. "I'm not staying where I'm not wanted!"
Plucky stormed out of the apartment,
"It might've been for the best." Calamity sighed.
"Say, how about we take Shirley and Lil Bepper on a double date?" Furrball offered.
"I like the sound of that." Calamity replied.
The two of them walked out of their apartment.
"Say, ever wonder why some of the fans ship us?" Furrball asked.
"Ugh, please do not put that thought in my mind." Calamity replied with disgust.
