Chapter 14

It became awkward by the day…

Yua was getting a headache from it all. Yesterday, she survived, however, Chusi now wants to go out on dates.

Needless to say how Sukuna feels about the situation and has flat out refused. So, for the time being, he is seeking safe haven within Yua's company. "I can't believe I am hiding from her!" he protested.

It was odd to see this happen. Sukuna has been at her side more often than not. Chusi on the other hand has been making a… rather long list of things to do. "I think she's excited that you can go out in public without anyone worrying about you" she explained.

Sukuna paused.

"I am BOUNDED to you… I have NO curse energy… and yet…"

Yua gave him a side glare. "Take it as a backhanded compliment. Despite ALL that, we still didn't trust you to be on your own why?" she asked of him. "Because you are Ryomen freaking Sukuna! You can still do damage if you had wanted to, you could cause a scene that would still be worthy of a natural disaster. So can you really blame us?"

Sukuna glared at her oddly. "Why are you trying to cheer me up?"

"That wasn't exactly a pep talk, but oh well…" she said with a sigh. "Look, I think you got an opportunity to reflect on yourself here. Different mind, different body. Take a moment, bringing up some of your little nuggets of wisdom here. If humans are the worms that you have viewed them to be, think of how that worm feels."

"Now that's kicking me in the groin"

"Please, that was nowhere near your groin, if it were. You would have felt it as if it were a field goal being punted."

He shook his head in disbelief. "You have Mother's Tooru gift…" he said. "No matter what is said, she instantly turns it around and returns it two fold… I had always admired that about her…"

"Chusi does the same just far more bluntly then me." Yua decreed. "So, how about we step out of the domain. I need to get some supplies."

"Tsk, fine… what is Six Eyes doing?"

"Satoru? He's doing a special class with the students. Apparently some have been curious about you, but too afraid to approach."

"For good reason…"

"ANYWAY" she decreed. "So, Satoru decided to make a class for the students who have always wanted to ask question to you, about you. But to Gojo…"

"Let's go before he embarrasses me…"

"I think that ship has long since sailed…"

#

It was to be expected.

The children froze as their eyes gazed upwards to the monster Satoru Gojo… aka temporary king of curses.

Despite the fact he has Sukuna's true body, he was still acting like himself. Suguru was dragged along for the merriment, at the same time he was just as curious as to what Gojo had planned.

Satoru turned to the kids and said. "Okay kiddies, I know you all had questions you asked Sukuna, but he never answered them, so… what you want to ask him, you can now ask me! I'll answer them as best as I can, and if I don't know, we test it out!"

AH! That's his plan…

This is going to be fun!

The kids asked random and simple question that Gojo could answer easily. Mainly how he worked his extra arms, how far he can see out of the demon eyes, if the demon eyes can see beyond regular eyes. How his stomach mouth worked. But they were too simple… too boring. But then, Suguru got a notion. His old high school way of thinking returned…

Yes… the one where he shares a brain cell with Satoru has reappeared in his mind.

"What happens if you drank soda through your regular mouth and yet ate ice cream with the demon mouth on your stomach?"

Satoru paused. "What?"

"Well, just thinking out loud, if you ate ice cream through your demon mouth, you won't get a headache. At the same time, if you drank soda through your regular mouth, does everything end up in the stomach at the same time?"

Gojo froze, the kids looked interested too, until Satoru stared at him. "Suguru… go get me a huge tub of ice cream and four liters of soda!"

#

"This… is humiliating…"

"You're not wearing a mask, what are you complaining about?" Yua had to get Sukuna out of the domain, he was uncomfortable with people staring at him since he's been rendered… well… he IS human! He has no curse energy and yet he has obtained Satoru's height. He still possesses a strong physic but is very uncomfortable about it.

Sukuna thought he could have avoided Chusi, however, once they cleared the domain, she appeared out of nowhere. "Shopping?! Count me in! Let's go babe!" She has latched on to him ever since… until something catches her eye.

But now, as he vocalized how uncomfortable he is, Chusi snickered aloud. "Give it a few days, you won't be acting like yourself then." Chusi said rather proudly.

"Wait what do you mean…"

The ground suddenly trembled!

Everyone was startled to the sudden quake of the earth. Yua, herself was stocked. "What the hell was that?!" Sukuna demanded. "There has never been a tremor like that here!"

"This is concerning, we better go see if the others are okay," Yua said.

Chusi nodded in agreement.

They rushed back to the domain, by the time Yua cleared the threshold, Nanami was storming out with a rather large, packed suitcase!

"Kento…"

"Until this is over, I am going on holiday." He said in a stern tone. "Mind your… husband." He said for a lack of a better term. "And don't go looking for me!"

He was gone before Yua could ask what had happened, that was when Satoru came up to her with the biggest grin on his face. "Did you hear it!?"

"Hear what? The ground trembled outside, we came to make sure…"

"I KNEW IT! TOLD YOU SUGURU!" Gojo shouted rather proudly.

"What are you even blabbering about six eyes?!" Sukuna demanded of him.

Gojo however was standing proud. "That was…. Without a doubt… the biggest burp I have ever made!"

Silent.

Yua stood there, silent to it all. Trying to understand what the hell her husband just said to her.

"A burp… the ground trembling outside was YOU… BURPING?" she demanded of him.

"I think I can do a bigger one…"

"You are banned from doing do!" she ordered him. "What the hell were you thinking!"

Satoru however was too proud of the fact that he made the earth tremble with a mere burp. No wonder Nanami ran for it, she understood now!

"Can you at least admit, I had class when I looked like that?" Sukuna asked of her.

"Do you see me arguing with you on that notion?!" Yua snapped back. "Oh God, if he tries to fart…"

Sukuna froze. "Word of caution… leave the residence."

"Do you…"

"NO! But it's not beyond him to pass gas in the same bed you sleep in."

Yua sighed. "Thanks for the warning…"